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quagsirechannel

Oh, *the soup* is supposed to be enjoyed butt-naked. Should have read the whole recipe before getting started.


yik_yaking

Right? I’m so embarrassed…


enolerobottii

tbf hot soup is probably someone's kink. We shouldn't judge. But yes let's be naked but maybe an apron or napkin on the sensitive areas. Unless you're in prison - you should read the crowd.


MissMabeliita

Instructions unclear, I served the ramen on my naked belly..


enolerobottii

sorry. don't do that again.


NutmegOnEverything

How many are there?


enolerobottii

I think like 30 or so. So it'll be the best part of a year if I get through them.


NutmegOnEverything

Send me the book and I'll blast through in a season or less


NutmegOnEverything

I'm just joking lol


enolerobottii

I already look like shit. Not gonna put my body through this atrocity wout some pacing and nutrition. I think it could be fun if we all 'cooked' along w these.


NutmegOnEverything

I might do a few, I'll see if I can find the book online


enolerobottii

hit me your email if you fail.


NutmegOnEverything

I have failed


Ade231035

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NutmegOnEverything

No worries, thanks man


-Fast-Molasses-

(He was not joking.)


agoia

(And by season he meant a long weekend.)


makumuka

Isn't that how you're suppose to cook instant ramen anyway? Like, the only difference from the package i use is that the noodles cook on the pan with water. Or you put the noodles on a bowl, microwave it for 5mins, then season. Those are the 2 instructions on the package lol


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[удалено]


AHatFullOfSkyy

Bit of an overreaction to what seems like a completely reasonable comment...


SultanSaxophone

Huh?


jrham1

Man, I misunderstood, got the “Butt Naked in Prison” book,


enolerobottii

big mistake


WhimsicalFoxx

Excited for your journey


largefranziaplease

Pork rinds plus beef ramen with hot sauce is soooo good.


monkeywelder

Keimusho Ramenetsu! Theres your new restaurant name.


GonorrheaTortilla

So just ramen prepared normally?


enolerobottii

bye


Nespower

Everyone who did time knows Ramen is not allowed in prison cause the noodle block can be ground down to a sharp edge to shank someone!