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NutmegOnEverything

I'm so happy you've embraced this


yik_yaking

The banana really elevates it. Too bad I’m out of eggs :(


NutmegOnEverything

That is too bad, I enjoy a nice banana omelet


ThirstyOne

Three slices for the elven kings under the sky, seven slices for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone. The Noodles for mortal men doomed to die, One spork for the dark lord on his dark throne. In the land of Ramen, where the shitty lies. One bowl to rule them all, one bowl to find them. One bowl to bring them all and in the ramen bind them. In the land of Ramen, where the shitty lies.


yik_yaking

If I had any free awards left you’d get them all


Skylius

Lotr?


DaddyFatStax5000

Lord of the ramen


Vo0d0oBo0

Yo! This should be illegal 😂


Adventurous-Sea-3234

damn im kind of intrigued


yik_yaking

Try it! Idk yolo or some shit. If the banana is messing you up then swap it out for over easy eggs. It is divine.


Adventurous-Sea-3234

salty/sweet is a godsend combination so im definitely going to try this lmao


yik_yaking

I look forward to the post!


RabbitSupremo

As someone who believes chicken and waffles is manna from heaven, this intrigues me


yik_yaking

You’d probably almost certainly like it


RabbitSupremo

Ever had a banana jam & bacon grilled sandwich? Holy shit 👌 (You can also put crunchy peanut butter on it)


yik_yaking

Absolutely. Well I’ve never had banana jam, but crunchy peanut butter, banana slices, and thick cut bacon sando grilled up is divine.


kindofsam

Fuck


CaRiSsA504

I just had a banana, but i gotta be on team NO BANANA for the ramen. What in tarnation.


yik_yaking

It plays well with the syrup and the salty pork I swear.


CaRiSsA504

I'll give you the syrup, but i'm iffy on the salty pork. More for you though, right!! lol


DeauxDeaux

I feel a lot of different ways about this.


yik_yaking

Positive and intrigued?


DeauxDeaux

Yes and more. I really need to send you some real maple syrup though. That shit you have is an abomination.


yik_yaking

Ah yes, can’t forget ashamed, regretful, and angry.


DeauxDeaux

Fucking food club syrup?


yik_yaking

It’s from a camping trip back in 2016. I checked it today, ‘expired’ in 2018.


DeauxDeaux

DM me your address so I can send you the real shit. Personally I roll Grade B. I'll send you both A and B.


yik_yaking

What’s the difference?


DeauxDeaux

It's not about quality. Grade A is light in color and very sweet. Grade B is a darker amber color and a more pronounced maple flavor but still sweet.


NutmegOnEverything

Grade a dark or don't bother


DeauxDeaux

New Hampshire doesn't grade maple syrup the same way Massachusetts does.


NutmegOnEverything

Huh, TIL I don't honestly know what the grades mean but the important thing for me is dark


DeauxDeaux

Vintage sugar juice. 2016... T'was a good year.


DeauxDeaux

All seven stages of grief lol.


NutmegOnEverything

I will bring you same when we hang out


SnooLemons3728

Damn what kinda chronic you smoking. I need some


yik_yaking

Just fucking with that 10 proton shit.


Iamjustjoke

No way banana taste good with spam and noodles 👀


yik_yaking

Might be an acquired taste but it really does work


partpurpose7

“Somewhat”