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kroganwarlord

I'm hiding this from my feed.


NutmegOnEverything

Hit it by accident with your foot to hide it


yik_yaking

Worst one I’ve seen in a while.


NutmegOnEverything

Thanks man


madasitisitisadam

"People have got to know whether or not their president is a cook. Well, I'm not a cook"


NutmegOnEverything

You really had to drop this comment when I don't have a free award?


downpourbluey

You're right, madamitisadam deserves it! Awarded.


NutmegOnEverything

SMVP


madasitisitisadam

Hahaha aww thanks guys


chunkydunkerskin

God, I knew it was you before I looked at your name. Great job!


NutmegOnEverything

Lol what is that username And thank you


chunkydunkerskin

(It’s an oyster)


NutmegOnEverything

Oyster? I barely know er


chunkydunkerskin

Locomotion (I was trying to type “lol” but this works, somehow)


NutmegOnEverything

I was born in 1996, do you realize how many times I had to hear this song at summer camp and school?


chunkydunkerskin

Good grief. I was born in 1978 and…same


NutmegOnEverything

I bet you didn't also have to hear cha cha slide tho


chunkydunkerskin

Psh. It played this weekend on my block party…I just slid..


chunkydunkerskin

…to the left


downpourbluey

So neither of you were around for the actual Watergate hearings. I was just a wee one but it's one of my first memories of "the news" as something important.


Kassiel0909

I love Watergate salad. Hwhy you do dis??


NutmegOnEverything

50th anniversary of Watergate scandal


Kassiel0909

Ah. Okay. Carry on.


NutmegOnEverything

Roger Roger


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Impressive.


NutmegOnEverything

Thank


opaul11

This is a midwestern classic


NutmegOnEverything

It's pretty decent, I love pistachio


plainsmen65

There’s a hair in there


NutmegOnEverything

I've been made aware


MagpieCrust

9/10 shitty points


NutmegOnEverything

I'll give it 1.25 terms out of 2


Jinglebell727

I had to look up watergate salad and now I wish I was more in the dark about what this is supposed to taste like. Was it good tho? 👀


NutmegOnEverything

Honestly yeah


Jinglebell727

Noice. That's all that matters. 😋


FelicityIsntEmo

I hate your posts yet I can’t look away


NutmegOnEverything

I hate myself and I *can* look away


Nespower

I look and hate and never away!


According-Fold1902

Not Watergate salad


NutmegOnEverything

According to Google it is


ramengirlxo

Do you actually eat all the dishes you make?


NutmegOnEverything

Yeah of course


anthonymatos106

zoomed in and first thing i saw was a hair


NutmegOnEverything

I've been made aware


Nespower

Looks festive?!!