I put "likewise" into Google translate and it returns "de asemenea", which has semen in it. I'm dying at the idea that Romanian has 2 words for that concept that both look sperm-related to English speakers
Well, you sorta understood the words correctly, but contextually you got it wrong. Literal translation of the sentence would sound like that:
Но (But) Если (If) У меня (In Me) Нет (Don’t have) Эсс (Ass)
More natural translation is:
But what if I don’t have an ass?
From what I’ve heard, Russian has the most complex grammar compared to other Slavic languages, so while it is fairly easy to understand the words for a Slavic language speaker, it is hard to interpret them correctly.
Bulgaria - Cyrillic
Greece - Greek
Syria/Iraq/Iran - Arabic
Azerbaijan - Latin
Armenia - Armenian
Georgia - Georgian
Do you mean to separate the different versions of the Arabic script used by Arabic vs Farsi or am I missing something?
Oh interesting, Persian’s script has a few extra characters. Most of them are the same as another letter except instead of one dot, they have a cluster of three
And one of them is the same as another character but it’s got a little extra stroke parallel to the top stroke
Didn’t know! Makes sense.
The thing I found on google says the Armenian script has been used to write persian as well!
I was also curious what persian was written in pre-islam and it was (various versions of) the pahlavi script, which descended from aramaic script. cool
>
— Був в зоопарку, бачив яка.
— І як як?
— Та як як, як як як.
± translation
#
>
— I was at zoo, and I saw yak.
— And how is yak?
— Oh, how is yak, yak is as yak.
Ukrainian *jak* means not only *how* but also [*yak*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yak).
I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA
It gets better too!
The word for do/to-do is “fac” - and yes is sound pretty much like “fuck” xD
Example: I’m not doing anything = nu fac nimic
Let’s just say I get a lot of weird looks talking in Romanian while in public.
They don't sound incredibly different - they're different languages so have different vowel sounds, inflections and nasal usage, but hearing them next to each other makes is pretty clear that the two languages are fairly closely related.
Maybe your ear isn't perfectly trained - but it would be silly to focus on their differences over their similarities. You're good.
Dear Map maker, FYI
Switzerland has 4 official languages.
Belgium has 2
Finland has 2
Luxemburg, not sure but I think 2
Thank you. Danke, Kiitos, Tak, Merci, etc ....
edit: Format
Finland only in theory has two. Less than 5% use it in their daily lives. In the future Finland will only have one official language. It's only a matter of time.
Em… what?
The first, Qazaq had 42 letters:
А а Ә ә Б б В в Г г Ғ ғ Д д Е е Ё ё
Ж ж З з И и Й й К к Қ қ Л л М м Н н
Ң ң О о Ө ө П п Р р С с Т т У у Ұ ұ
Ү ү Ф ф Х х Һ һ Ц ц Ч ч Ш ш Щ щ Ъ ъ
Ы ы І і Ь ь Э э Ю ю Я я
Where:
- *В, Ё, Ф, Ц, Ч, Ъ, Ь, Э* are not native for Qazaq and mostly from Russian.
- some letters represent two sounds or more: *Ю, Я, Ё, Щ* and so on.
- and some letters donʼt represent any sounds: *Ь, Ъ*.
The second, Latin alphabet has 31 letters:
A a Ä ä B b D d E e F f G g Ğ ğ H h
İ i I ı J j K k L l M m N n Ñ ñ O o
Ö ö P p Q q R r S s Ş ş T t U u Ū ū
Ü ü V v Y y Z z
Also the stuff you get from weed! Languages are a trip, one thing means one thing in one language and a WHOLE different thing in another.
If someone came up to me and asked “keef?” I’d try to give them weed.
well good to know. and yeah a thing cab have different meaning in different language like niko or neka it's a name but it also means "fuck him" as "go fuck is ass" not "fuck him don't worry about it.
They are, I as a person from Czechia can understand people from Slovakia just fine. But there are some words that are totally different. But a lot of people from the other country know those different words so we can also understand them.
Well those two words are pretty similar (note that the J is what in English is denoted with Y or I). I don't know for Czech and Slovak specifically, but in Slavic languages generally there are many dialectal varieties and very often the "dialect" word in one language is the official in another, and most people from both languages will know it. Especially when they are that close.
Exactly. In standard Slovak we say ‘ako’ but in my dialect we say ‘jako’ which is very similar to Czech ‘jak’. In Balkan they say ‘kak/o’ which follows similar logic.
Wait till you find out the word for “do”/“to do”
It’s “fac” - and yes is sound pretty much like “fuck” xD
Example: I’m not doing anything = nu fac nimic
Let’s just say I get a lot of weird looks talking in Romanian while in public.
Didn’t expect the Irish word to relate so much to the Romance languages. Also noticed a few countries to the east having K sounding words. I suppose both instances come from a common info European root, but still not sure why Irish is such in a sea of others.
Wait till you find out the word for “do”/“to do”
It’s “fac” - and yes is sound pretty much like “fuck” xD
Example: I’m not doing anything = nu fac nimic
Let’s just say I get a lot of weird looks talking in Romanian while in public.
*Sees Ireland* 🤣
To any Irish citizen here, if you ever come to Portugal and say that word, expect to be slapped by the women here.
That literally means c*nt in Portuguese 🤣
Sorry but Portuguese is wrong.
On the other hand combining Portuguese with Irish you get “como as conas” which is literally I eat the pussy so I guess it’s fine.
*Kuinka* is also "how" in Finnish, depending on the sentence. "How long" would be "Kuinka kauan" if it is about time. "Miten kauan" is ok too, but just a bit clumsy. If we were asking "how long" in distance, it would be "kuinka pitkä" but "miten pitkä" also works.
Cum
hoe
comment
**C O M E**
I already did, baby ;)
No, come is Italian for "How"
kak
hur
hvernig
Hoe
Found the viper main
როგორ
It's a palomino
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Jak
Hur
hoepel op
We also have the word precum which means "like/likewise" lmao
I put "likewise" into Google translate and it returns "de asemenea", which has semen in it. I'm dying at the idea that Romanian has 2 words for that concept that both look sperm-related to English speakers
Ce limbă minunată, nu?
Banned in every god dam online game
Cum
Funnier still that it's pronounced *coom*
Just like in Spanish.
Si
How cum?
Как
Beat me to it by 9h damn
Wie
Never been this proud of where I’m from on Reddit before 😂
If you see your own country with a mistake how are supposed to take this map seriously?
"como as"
Como assim?
Aqui devia ser "como" e não "como as".
irlanda
lol
Cona
Quem são as felizardas?
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Como ass 😈
Simple, you're not
Não levas.
Como assim?
Como assim, como assim? Se encontras erro numa informação, qualquer que ela seja não a levas a sério.
Eu é que tenho razâo senâo levas um murro eletrònico, Tásouvir?! ;D
Como as conas
а как какать
Use ass
Но если у меня нет эсс?
Используй свой рот
So did you in me not ess? I thought I could understand much less Russian, I guess the basic words are similar.
Well, you sorta understood the words correctly, but contextually you got it wrong. Literal translation of the sentence would sound like that: Но (But) Если (If) У меня (In Me) Нет (Don’t have) Эсс (Ass) More natural translation is: But what if I don’t have an ass? From what I’ve heard, Russian has the most complex grammar compared to other Slavic languages, so while it is fairly easy to understand the words for a Slavic language speaker, it is hard to interpret them correctly.
thats very interesting
Молча
сидя
ага какоешь
kak means shit in Dutch.
Hoe is English for your mom.
hoe kut is dat
erg kut
Krijg nou de tyfus
Conas in irish means pussies in Portuguese
And it’s the verb “too poop” in Romanian xD
It means penis in English.
no, "penis" means penis
Unironically learned something new from this - that Georgia and Armenia have their own writing system instead of latin/cyrillic. I had no idea
Turkey borders with 8 nations and 7 different alphabet
Bulgaria - Cyrillic Greece - Greek Syria/Iraq/Iran - Arabic Azerbaijan - Latin Armenia - Armenian Georgia - Georgian Do you mean to separate the different versions of the Arabic script used by Arabic vs Farsi or am I missing something?
yeah i count Iran too
Maybe they are including Cyprus via the unrecognised Northern Cyprus?
If that was the case it would still be Greek though I think the Persian script explanation is more accurate
You’re correct
Oh interesting, Persian’s script has a few extra characters. Most of them are the same as another letter except instead of one dot, they have a cluster of three And one of them is the same as another character but it’s got a little extra stroke parallel to the top stroke Didn’t know! Makes sense. The thing I found on google says the Armenian script has been used to write persian as well! I was also curious what persian was written in pre-islam and it was (various versions of) the pahlavi script, which descended from aramaic script. cool
And 2/3 of their border is water.
That's really saying something
They don't share a writing system. They each have their own unique one.
Oh sorry, that was meant to say writing ***system******s***
Cum the fuck is this map can be possible?
> — Був в зоопарку, бачив яка. — І як як? — Та як як, як як як. ± translation # > — I was at zoo, and I saw yak. — And how is yak? — Oh, how is yak, yak is as yak. Ukrainian *jak* means not only *how* but also [*yak*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yak).
Same in polish. -Byłem w zoo i widziałem jaka -I jak jak? -Jak jak, jak jak jak
I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA I'M GOING TO ROMANIA
Cum? Plane?
"Cum face?" literally means How's he doing? or How does he do it? in Romanian :D
But you cant say "my foot" wo everyone looking at you bc it sounds like "mai fut" which means"I'm still fucking"
Ce limbă minunată, nu?
When are you cumming?
It gets better too! The word for do/to-do is “fac” - and yes is sound pretty much like “fuck” xD Example: I’m not doing anything = nu fac nimic Let’s just say I get a lot of weird looks talking in Romanian while in public.
ok i’ll comment france
It's spelled comment but pronounced almost the same to Spanish "cómo," which I think is just plainly ridiculous
This is plainly wrong it's pronounced completely different
probably but french kɔmɑ̃ does sound a lot more like spanish komo to my untrained ears than english kɑmɛnt lol
They don't sound incredibly different - they're different languages so have different vowel sounds, inflections and nasal usage, but hearing them next to each other makes is pretty clear that the two languages are fairly closely related. Maybe your ear isn't perfectly trained - but it would be silly to focus on their differences over their similarities. You're good.
Dear Map maker, FYI Switzerland has 4 official languages. Belgium has 2 Finland has 2 Luxemburg, not sure but I think 2 Thank you. Danke, Kiitos, Tak, Merci, etc .... edit: Format
Finland only in theory has two. Less than 5% use it in their daily lives. In the future Finland will only have one official language. It's only a matter of time.
Norway has two equal languages written across the country. “How” in the more traditional Norwegian language is “korleis”.
[удалено]
Hur cum hoe!
Slavic gang!
what about Welsh?
Sut
I don't want to be a smartass, but Kazakhstan switched to the Latin alphabet in 2017.
Smartass
They had 40 Cyrillic letters for 40 sounds. Now 26 Latin letters for 40 sounds
Em… what? The first, Qazaq had 42 letters: А а Ә ә Б б В в Г г Ғ ғ Д д Е е Ё ё Ж ж З з И и Й й К к Қ қ Л л М м Н н Ң ң О о Ө ө П п Р р С с Т т У у Ұ ұ Ү ү Ф ф Х х Һ һ Ц ц Ч ч Ш ш Щ щ Ъ ъ Ы ы І і Ь ь Э э Ю ю Я я Where: - *В, Ё, Ф, Ц, Ч, Ъ, Ь, Э* are not native for Qazaq and mostly from Russian. - some letters represent two sounds or more: *Ю, Я, Ё, Щ* and so on. - and some letters donʼt represent any sounds: *Ь, Ъ*. The second, Latin alphabet has 31 letters: A a Ä ä B b D d E e F f G g Ğ ğ H h İ i I ı J j K k L l M m N n Ñ ñ O o Ö ö P p Q q R r S s Ş ş T t U u Ū ū Ü ü V v Y y Z z
You should try letter"Ç" its also nice one. Like Çayan, Çiyan etc. it is CH noice. This is a advertisement for letter "Ç"...
Ç 🤢 Č 🤩
Big fan here
They still use both. The transition is still underway and is being hampered by the fact that they keep changing the new script.
Comment xd
The Dutch living up to reputation
Hoe come wie wie cum
Kosovo uses the albanian language btw
كيف، keef or kaif
Also the stuff you get from weed! Languages are a trip, one thing means one thing in one language and a WHOLE different thing in another. If someone came up to me and asked “keef?” I’d try to give them weed.
well good to know. and yeah a thing cab have different meaning in different language like niko or neka it's a name but it also means "fuck him" as "go fuck is ass" not "fuck him don't worry about it.
Nigel is a name but also an insult for a loner in Australia. The world is a trip sometimes.
They should also write Shlon, شلون for Syria, Lebanon and Iraq. Those are way more common colloquially
I thought the Czech and the Slovak languages were more related than that?
They are, I as a person from Czechia can understand people from Slovakia just fine. But there are some words that are totally different. But a lot of people from the other country know those different words so we can also understand them.
Well those two words are pretty similar (note that the J is what in English is denoted with Y or I). I don't know for Czech and Slovak specifically, but in Slavic languages generally there are many dialectal varieties and very often the "dialect" word in one language is the official in another, and most people from both languages will know it. Especially when they are that close.
Exactly. In standard Slovak we say ‘ako’ but in my dialect we say ‘jako’ which is very similar to Czech ‘jak’. In Balkan they say ‘kak/o’ which follows similar logic.
Cum
Romania hahaha
France comment? Lol what do they comment?
Romania tho
Wait till you find out the word for “do”/“to do” It’s “fac” - and yes is sound pretty much like “fuck” xD Example: I’m not doing anything = nu fac nimic Let’s just say I get a lot of weird looks talking in Romanian while in public.
Oh my god, Romanian sound like a legendary language, Especially the funny stuff.
Jak and Daxter
Comment
Hoe
Didn’t expect the Irish word to relate so much to the Romance languages. Also noticed a few countries to the east having K sounding words. I suppose both instances come from a common info European root, but still not sure why Irish is such in a sea of others.
conas means pussies in portuguese, yes it does realate a lot with Romance languages
Putin be kakin
United Benelux pog [EDIT] BeNe
moving to romania
Wait till you find out the word for “do”/“to do” It’s “fac” - and yes is sound pretty much like “fuck” xD Example: I’m not doing anything = nu fac nimic Let’s just say I get a lot of weird looks talking in Romanian while in public.
kako
ukraine and belarus are basically the same as poland and czechia
We don't say كيف in iraq, we say شلون Kef is understood but not colloquial
Portuguese is wrong and I'm angry
como sas
Or how to say shit in Dutch
I may be Brazilian, but Portugal should be just "como"
Yes it should
I GO TO ROMANIA
How hoe wie comment?
Albania: yes
Cum? Hmmm
Dutch: Hoe Romanian: Cum
Finnish also has kuinka, which is pretty much identical in usage and is the word I would personally use more naturally.
"conas" just sounds like the word "connasse" in french, and that means bitch
Kako all in the balkans and then some
should've split up uk :sob:
based romania
Balkans eerily united.
Big kak
Comment do i comment?
In Albania, they use Si. In Kosovo, they use Qysh. Both Albanian.
Syd? You missed Wales.
Moldova and Romania just vibin
sugma kak
Switzerland would like to have a word with you.
The irish word in Portuguese: pussy/vaginas
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hehehe... K A K
Τιιιιιι;;;
Cum
In portuguese it's actually "como". "Como as" it would be like "how the"(plural feminine noun)
COME, HOE, CUM!!!
*Sees Ireland* 🤣 To any Irish citizen here, if you ever come to Portugal and say that word, expect to be slapped by the women here. That literally means c*nt in Portuguese 🤣
shit map
Sorry but Portuguese is wrong. On the other hand combining Portuguese with Irish you get “como as conas” which is literally I eat the pussy so I guess it’s fine.
Ya mums from Belgium
Greece with πως sounds like puss
Cum
*Kuinka* is also "how" in Finnish, depending on the sentence. "How long" would be "Kuinka kauan" if it is about time. "Miten kauan" is ok too, but just a bit clumsy. If we were asking "how long" in distance, it would be "kuinka pitkä" but "miten pitkä" also works.
#KAK
I suddenly have the urge to move to Romania.
Cum
Japanese - Douyatte どうやって
Cum
Cum on. Grow up.
Why no luxembourg :(
Chad Romania be Beta Turkey
Romania wildin'
Based Romania
Norway should be “korleis”.
Yeah most maps forget that there are two different types of Norwegian (written languages) :(
Cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
I don’t think that’s how it works but ok
ah yes CONAS
kordan
UK Italy Belgium/Netherlands Romania, France? See if you can figure it out! Lol 😂
Kosovo speaks Albanian so it should be: si
Cum to cum?