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No one tell the Garlean Empire

No one tell the Garlean Empire

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What do you think tomestones are? Cid isn’t with us, he’s a Garlean deep agent who is using a cryptocurrency scheme to sell us last years model of Garlean gear and set it up a collection of crypto currency at the same time. Just think about it, which is more reasonable. We magically find a brand new kind of tomestone every once in a while that becomes more common drastically or Cid uses our dungeon aether to make us get his crypto via our linkshell?


jeremj22

The fact that aether **can** actually be used for computation (see 5.4) makes this so much better. Aether could be used for crypo mining if that was a thing in the universe... If you wanted you could even combine both parts of the meme. You could use a primal to provide you with aether (similar to bahamut) and then use that for mining. To make it more fitting you could mine the Icon coin because it sounds a lot like Eikon.


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Alexander plot explained illumanti confirmed


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The generation after zoomers: YOU RUINED THE ECONOMY FOR ME DAD! NOW I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD AN ANDROID 2B WAIFU!


jeremj22

In the FFXIV universe: according to DRK lvl 60-70 one could be created without the aether draining property of a primal while giving somebody like the WoL full control over its actions. >!The WoL has already shown that they can use strong emotions and large amounts of aether to create a physical body like it happend by accident with Myste. This body, like a primal, can be made to look however the summoner desires. That body can then be possesed by a soul (or a fragment of one so split personalities as well). The WoL could, if they wanted, create a replica of 2B's body, let Esteem posses it and do whatever they like with it...!<


markfunkbunch

wol: think beast tribes!.if you summon your primals to destroy the planet.what are they gonna rule if they destory the planet?


NoScrying

They don't summon them to destroy the planet though, that's a side effect of them siphoning aether, I'm unsure if most beast tribes know about that.


markfunkbunch

for the most part pretty much none of the beast tribes know about the whole ending the world by summoning thing,unless they are told about it and use it as a last resort.you know that whole saying"a cornered animal will attack"or something of that regard. and how much aether does a eikon need to succ out to destroy a planet anyway.frikin ifrit caused a F\*CKING solar eclipse when he was first summoned,thats one F\*CKIN big amount of energy to do im just sayin.


Mereas

Crypto wews


bpfinsa

I'm actually impressed with the restraint of Square-Enix that Mooglecoins aren't a thing yet.


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Don't you have like more kupo nuts on the companion app if you pay the sub for it?


OkorOvorO

Money only has value because others have none.