By - -et37-
He probably never knew he had a son tbh
Yeah the guy who raw dogged a bunch of women on purpose didn't know he had a son. You fucking serious?
Probably used Za Warudo to pull out perfectly each time
Mf wanted sons tho it's literally canon he finds the most vile, breedable women so he can make evil goblins and in some cases handsome men
That's in a light novel of questionable canonicity
Didn't Araki say if Dio knew he was have murdered Giorno's parents and raised him?
No, no he didn't, if you find where he did i'll withdraw my statement
Apparently no one seems to know where he said that
There are plenty of Araki interviews that are untranslated, but from the ones that are, he didn't mention that
Damn you're right, def wish OH was canon now
Didn’t know that lmao.
Why is Giorno the only son we know of then
............ >!this is gonna age poorly!<
If you're an Anime Only, don't make assumptions like this, you're just opening up yourself to being spoiled lmfao.
No I watched the anime but I'm reading Steel Ball Run currently
But you havent finished Stone Ocean in other words? That is my point. You are BEGGING to get spoiled. There are two thirds left of Stone Ocean, you have no idea what kinds of people may or may not show up 😉
Yes I'm waiting for the anime to release and yes guess I'll see :)
Just you wait man just you wait 😎😎😎
"I'm almost done...VANILLA ICE! Get in here!"
"Yes, lord DIO? What..."
"...do you need? Oh, cum in my ass again? Thank you, sir."
That was a horrible thought and I want to commit bites the dust.
Whole new meaning to Vanilla ice
That's fucking disgusting dude
In the introduction of Giorno in Golden Wind, they say that Giorno’s mom was food for him but “somehow” escaped before he could eat her.
And somehow got a brooding photograph of him to remember him by.
Maybe he has a stack of them outside Za Bedoroom.
knowing dio, she probably tripped over 3 stacks of them on her way out
If I were stuck in a box for almost 200 years I too would use cameras stupidly where they make a mess, like a caveman to fire.
You say that like it hasn't happened in the real world or anything
What are you talking about?
He prob thought he killed them all plus araki said that if dio had known about giorno he would’ve killed his parents and raised him
Someone already commented that, nobody has found where he says that currently so shut up
He knows Jonathan's balls had a son
You're right wtf 😭😭😭
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He’s more of a sperm donor than a dad
FINALLY SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY SAYS WHAT THE SPOILER IS FOR THANK YOU OP I LOVE YOU
That stuff drives me crazy, I know your pain.
That applies to every son of Dio except Giorno
Giorno was soo much of a fucking chad that honestly he should be the one saying that to Dio
Wait does that mean that emporio is dios son?
He isn’t that other poster is wrong. Emporio was born over a decade after Dio died
emporio was most likely born in 2000, DIO is killed in 1988/1989 (depending on which part you're reading), there is no possible way Emporio could be DIO's son
He is absolutely not he was born 14 years after Dio died
You’re right, I must’ve had a Mandela moment. I assumed that he was for some reason
Nah man he wasn't bad, he just went to go fight some buff teenagers, an old man, and a dog to protect his family and bring back milk. Even after 15 years he's still on his grind, what a guy.
Giorno never gave a fuck about his dad lmao. This meme does not apply to him. Ungalo would’ve made more sense
Ungalo is the biggest pussy in JoJo (yes, even more than Joshu)
-> hides on a plane entire fight
-> something goes not in a way he planned
-> immidiately loses will to live
-> turns braindead from his uselessness
Giorno isn't starved for attention though.
The boy dresses in pink, hangs around other colorful men, constantly screams about HIS goals, and has a titty window... he's starved for attention.
To be fair, in the manga his suit is dark blue.
It is indeed. Still a booba window
That’s normal Italian fashion
So, for unrelated reasons, do you know where one can buy Italian clothing?
giorno is the most normal son of dio the rest are florida men
They are men in Florida, after all
But Giorno is a respectable character what?
As Homelander said, "I am the upgrade".
"Weak? I'm you..."
Should have been Dio’s other sons.
Giorno was starved for attention no doubt but you can’t actually watch Part 5 and say he’s a weak snivelling pussy. That man purposefully ran towards danger when running away was probably the “better” option and he is more than capable in a fight.
Not only would Dio probably be pretty proud of the amount of power Giorno was able to gain in like a week, but Giorno probably wouldn't give a shit what Dio thinks of him.
Giorno’s the most successful of Dio’s kids, though. And more powerful then him💀
Didn't araki say much to the contrary of this?
Shit was this a new episode I thought that the one where they reveal that Soldier Boy is Homelander’s dad was like a season finale or something
None of that really applies to Giorno so Dio would have been proud.
Maybe Donatello Versus would have worked better.
I read something a while back the said if dio knew his son he would be a good dad verified akira
Yo i really want the original template. Could you send me?