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pierreja2002

He probably never knew he had a son tbh


Buhgingo

Yeah the guy who raw dogged a bunch of women on purpose didn't know he had a son. You fucking serious?


pierreja2002

Probably used Za Warudo to pull out perfectly each time


Buhgingo

Mf wanted sons tho it's literally canon he finds the most vile, breedable women so he can make evil goblins and in some cases handsome men


Gui_Franco

That's in a light novel of questionable canonicity Didn't Araki say if Dio knew he was have murdered Giorno's parents and raised him?


delayedfiren

No, no he didn't, if you find where he did i'll withdraw my statement


Gui_Franco

Apparently no one seems to know where he said that There are plenty of Araki interviews that are untranslated, but from the ones that are, he didn't mention that


Buhgingo

Damn you're right, def wish OH was canon now


pierreja2002

Didn’t know that lmao. Why is Giorno the only son we know of then


Ammu_22

............ >!this is gonna age poorly!<


Timely-Confection628

If you're an Anime Only, don't make assumptions like this, you're just opening up yourself to being spoiled lmfao.


pierreja2002

No I watched the anime but I'm reading Steel Ball Run currently


Timely-Confection628

But you havent finished Stone Ocean in other words? That is my point. You are BEGGING to get spoiled. There are two thirds left of Stone Ocean, you have no idea what kinds of people may or may not show up 😉


pierreja2002

Yes I'm waiting for the anime to release and yes guess I'll see :)


Buhgingo

Just you wait man just you wait 😎😎😎


MrXilas

Za Nuto


XVUltima

"I'm almost done...VANILLA ICE! Get in here!" "Yes, lord DIO? What..." "ZA WARUDO" "...do you need? Oh, cum in my ass again? Thank you, sir."


Endlad

That was a horrible thought and I want to commit bites the dust.


pierreja2002

Whole new meaning to Vanilla ice


Buhgingo

That's fucking disgusting dude


Mr_Velveteen

In the introduction of Giorno in Golden Wind, they say that Giorno’s mom was food for him but “somehow” escaped before he could eat her.


V__

And somehow got a brooding photograph of him to remember him by.


Opechan

Maybe he has a stack of them outside Za Bedoroom.


anhmonk

knowing dio, she probably tripped over 3 stacks of them on her way out


Endlad

If I were stuck in a box for almost 200 years I too would use cameras stupidly where they make a mess, like a caveman to fire.


NwordEnforcer

You say that like it hasn't happened in the real world or anything


Buhgingo

What are you talking about?


sleepy-boiz

He prob thought he killed them all plus araki said that if dio had known about giorno he would’ve killed his parents and raised him


Buhgingo

Someone already commented that, nobody has found where he says that currently so shut up


Thecrawsome

He knows Jonathan's balls had a son


Buhgingo

You're right wtf 😭😭😭


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Real_life_Zelda

He’s more of a sperm donor than a dad


BORNADA

FINALLY SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY SAYS WHAT THE SPOILER IS FOR THANK YOU OP I LOVE YOU


-et37-

That stuff drives me crazy, I know your pain.


retardrmanhatan

That applies to every son of Dio except Giorno


bucciaratimusic

Underrated comment.


JojoFag420

Giorno was soo much of a fucking chad that honestly he should be the one saying that to Dio


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MAD_JEW

Wait does that mean that emporio is dios son?


no-homo-broa

He isn’t that other poster is wrong. Emporio was born over a decade after Dio died


tulc_redael

emporio was most likely born in 2000, DIO is killed in 1988/1989 (depending on which part you're reading), there is no possible way Emporio could be DIO's son


MAD_JEW

Oh alright


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no-homo-broa

He is absolutely not he was born 14 years after Dio died


ComfortableSherbert8

You’re right, I must’ve had a Mandela moment. I assumed that he was for some reason


That1DentedBox

Nah man he wasn't bad, he just went to go fight some buff teenagers, an old man, and a dog to protect his family and bring back milk. Even after 15 years he's still on his grind, what a guy.


Jumanji-Joestar

Giorno never gave a fuck about his dad lmao. This meme does not apply to him. Ungalo would’ve made more sense


retardrmanhatan

Ungalo is the biggest pussy in JoJo (yes, even more than Joshu) -> hides on a plane entire fight -> something goes not in a way he planned -> immidiately loses will to live -> turns braindead from his uselessness


The_Meme_Dealer

Giorno isn't starved for attention though.


ShimmeringResolve

The boy dresses in pink, hangs around other colorful men, constantly screams about HIS goals, and has a titty window... he's starved for attention. /s


Real_life_Zelda

To be fair, in the manga his suit is dark blue.


ShimmeringResolve

It is indeed. Still a booba window


Real_life_Zelda

That’s normal Italian fashion


ShimmeringResolve

So, for unrelated reasons, do you know where one can buy Italian clothing?


LifeSupportUnplugger

giorno is the most normal son of dio the rest are florida men


modusoperandi8234

Quite literally They are men in Florida, after all


RengarPaul

But Giorno is a respectable character what?


Whack_A_Pigeon

As Homelander said, "I am the upgrade".


_ROCC

"Weak? I'm you..."


Redragon9

Should have been Dio’s other sons.


Yueff

Giorno was starved for attention no doubt but you can’t actually watch Part 5 and say he’s a weak snivelling pussy. That man purposefully ran towards danger when running away was probably the “better” option and he is more than capable in a fight.


LegoRK42

Not only would Dio probably be pretty proud of the amount of power Giorno was able to gain in like a week, but Giorno probably wouldn't give a shit what Dio thinks of him.


TurbulentRiver2592

Giorno’s the most successful of Dio’s kids, though. And more powerful then him💀


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Didn't araki say much to the contrary of this?


winter-ocean

Shit was this a new episode I thought that the one where they reveal that Soldier Boy is Homelander’s dad was like a season finale or something


ah116

None of that really applies to Giorno so Dio would have been proud.


bucciaratimusic

Maybe Donatello Versus would have worked better.


kakyoin_shit_post

I read something a while back the said if dio knew his son he would be a good dad verified akira


Ruben0415

Yo i really want the original template. Could you send me?


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