To preface, my cousins are really creative and goofy, love to just do weird shit for fun. One Christmas my cousin gave his younger brother a jar of toenail clippings he saved up for a whole year at least. Next Christmas younger cousin gave his brother the toenail clippings back but he had strung them up to be a necklace with sparkly beads and everything. It was the most disturbing but hilarious gifts ever. They're both middle aged men.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Call me crazy, but I read that whole thing in Christian Bale's voice and heard Phil Collins playing in the background. I don't even know who JoJo is, or what all his references are...
Me. I like the idea of helping to keep the subs I like in good quality and on topic. No doubt some mod teams are shit. But some aren’t.
We get rid of pedophiles who are trying to prey on young girls, raging misogynists, incels, and bigots so that other people don’t have to see their comments and deal with them.
We’ve gotten plenty of rape, death, and doxxing threats from angry people.
It can be upsetting and draining at times, but it’s all worth it when we see people say that the sub has helped them in some way or that they feel safe and welcomed in our sub.
unfortunately, given some of their salaries (and the fact its basically the modern equivalent to 'Astronaut' when asking kids what they want to be when they grow up), that /s really does not belong
I came from that thread. Apparently redditors didn’t know what a hobby was and a red flag devolved into redditors. I shit you not. It was tragic. I really wanted to see what people had to say about certain hobbies.
Good news someone posted in an unrelated sub and people are actually answering the question. Time to unsubscribe from all the subs I'm subscribed too and find new ones... Again.
People who collect authentic WWII nazi memorabilia. Like I get wanting to collect historical stuff, but when the only thing you collect is Nazi stuff, it definitely makes a person wonder
There was a cool episode of Justified regarding Hitler paintings. The forgery of one, a collector and a scam. The real cool twist at the end the collector was buying the paintings, his father was a Nazi and worked on art collections for the Reich. He would burn the paintings and put the ashes in jars for his private collection.
I mention this because, the writing was well done enough to make you think the collector was full on Nazi supporter.
BAHAHAHAHA!!!! omg I am laying in the dark (waiting for my kid to fall asleep) silently punching my leg because I want to laugh out loud SO BADLY at your comment. Thanks for the laughs for real.
This might be controversial but collecting “trophies” of people you’ve had sex with. Like a dude having a drawer of bras and panties that women leave behind… weirds me out personally
Isn't it nearly? I mean one article gets posted then paraphrased and reposted on 157 others news outlet.. Sure there is plenty of human activity and original content, but damn there's a lot of bots.
So the Dead Internet Theory supposes that the internet, as it exists today, is trafficked and maintained by mostly automated (bots) activity, and by extension, human interaction online has stagnated, hence "dead".
As the theory goes, the internet was a much different place "back in the day". Geocities and Freewebs pages, and the like, were how people made their mark on the internet, not social media profiles. This was before social media even existed. Ads gave way to *targeted* ads. Social media became the dominant form of communication and interaction. Algorithms began tracking trends, and then began dictating trends.
The Wild West days of the internet's infancy, where websites were weird and just as varied as most personalities are, gave way to manipulated conformity, with online popularity contests like Upvotes and Likes and Views and Followers and Subscribers becoming the measure of one's worth. This was done in the name of engagement, defined by algorithms and acted out on by bots.
And now, most internet traffic isn't even human, just deepfaked content creators and influencers sending us in circles in the name of clicks. Ever see the same picture get reposted on reddit after months, and then it gets thousands of upvotes, and then it happens *again* a few months later? When was the last time you saw a trend or a challenge that didn't start online? How can you be sure someone started it? Who was it? Then we all go along with it, until the next *thing* comes up in a day or two...or a couple of hours.
...or so the theory goes.
What I like about the theory is that while it most likely is not true, it's just terrifying enough to *maybe* happen someday, and someday sooner than we think.
Complete taxidermy.
Taxidermy has actually been a hobby of multiple serial killers including Jeffrey Dahmer.
They get sick of the roadkill corpses and want to see fresh shiny organs.
Taxidermy can be cool though. I think preserving animals is interesting and giving stuff a new life can be really beautiful.
As long as they aren’t directly hunting animals it’s usually fine.
Taxidermy isnt about the organs. That's the worst part of the process. Human skin doesnt dry nicely anyway so that's not gonna happen.
It's a harmless hobby to keep a dead animal from rotting into waste.
What about a reformed serial killer who taxidermists to feed the deep endless pit he feels when he hasn’t serial killed in a few weeks…… asking for a friend.
A meme about women in a factory colouring the tips of dildos for realism. So in a factory, it's okay but if you colour dildos as a hobby... that's weird?
I had an uncle who ate a guy once, true story. He did government outreach with indigenous tribes in Africa. One of them still practiced ritualistic cannabilism and they invited him to the ceremony.
He couldn't really say no without seeming disrespectful, so he did it. He said the wrist was the tastiest part.
I’ve seen this same question multiple times since belonging to that thread as well. People keep finding new things to hate about other people I guess… good times lol
I’m not saying that hunting all together is bad, but knowing someone loves hunting for sport def makes me hyper vigilant for red flags. I understand hunting for food, but hunting for fun is strange to me. I just get uneasy knowing someone enjoys killing things, but I don’t assume the worst of the person. I don’t think of hunting as a red flag, more of a pre-red flag? A mini pink flag?
Astrology. I don’t care how many people this offends, it’s a pseudoscience, literally been disproven so many times by multiple experts, and yet some people allow it to dictate everything they do and they fully believe in it.
If you believe in Astrology, you’re not right in the head. Also, ‘healing crystals.’
Bruh, they’re just pretty rocks. They won’t help you in any way, shape or form.
EDIT: THANKS FOR MY FIRST AWARD! LOVE YOU STRANGER!
Nahh fuck this post. This question keeps being reposted by different people for karma. Three times in the last few weeks that I’ve seen. Literally the same top responses.
r/askreddit is maybe my favorite sub but reposts like this are seriously degrading the subs quality.
Die hard Apple users. iPhone's are fine, I'm talking about those people that only have Apple in their Iives. Apples tv, iPad, iPhone, Air pods, Air tag, iPencil, iMac, Notebook, Apple watch, etc. Huge Red Flags!
Those folks that collect their skin flakes or toe nail clippings.
‘’ that’s a keeper”
“Put it in the skin box”
"Quickly, quickly thank you... save me from myself"
To preface, my cousins are really creative and goofy, love to just do weird shit for fun. One Christmas my cousin gave his younger brother a jar of toenail clippings he saved up for a whole year at least. Next Christmas younger cousin gave his brother the toenail clippings back but he had strung them up to be a necklace with sparkly beads and everything. It was the most disturbing but hilarious gifts ever. They're both middle aged men.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
What the fuck?
don’t know what that was but it’s definitely a red flag
Don't worry, the guy collects hands, he's definitely not too crazy
It's a JoJo reference. I don't want to spoil anything but it's a good story. But it's not where one should start with JoJo.
Call me crazy, but I read that whole thing in Christian Bale's voice and heard Phil Collins playing in the background. I don't even know who JoJo is, or what all his references are...
Uhh ma'am? This is a Wendy's...
How do you feel about hands?
Its actually my favorite lunch
"My stomach had the rumblies. That only hands could satisfy." \-Carl the Llama
CAaaaaRrrrrLll!! That KILLS PeopLE!! -Carl's roomate Just found out that series ended :(
they can be pretty handy sometimes.
I thought this sounded familiar when I started to read it. I'm like, Morioh... Isn't that JoJo?
Collect? What about eating them?🤔
Murdering people
What if I'm a photographer who specializes in taking pictures of people with groups of crows?
Killing it!
A murder of crows!
r/crowbro
Taxidermy
This screams, “I’m urban!”
What if they're only bad people? Then he/she/they would be a hero, and YOU would be the close-minded person.
Dexter?
I've never seen it. Could I learn something? Actually, I read the book before it was a show. It was painfully written to be adapted to TV.
Tv show first few seasons are better than the books-watch up to season with John Lithgow and the. STOP. Everything after that is trash.
Light yagami?
Wait wait you mean you don’t murder people for fun? When did that become a thing….
But Dexter is a nice family man.
Reddit mod
That's definitely worrisome.
I always wonder who volunteers to mod!
Me. I like the idea of helping to keep the subs I like in good quality and on topic. No doubt some mod teams are shit. But some aren’t. We get rid of pedophiles who are trying to prey on young girls, raging misogynists, incels, and bigots so that other people don’t have to see their comments and deal with them. We’ve gotten plenty of rape, death, and doxxing threats from angry people. It can be upsetting and draining at times, but it’s all worth it when we see people say that the sub has helped them in some way or that they feel safe and welcomed in our sub.
You making it sound like you are actually doing something good
Wait they don’t get paid anything!? Wow
The self entitled power trip is payment itself
Top answer if I recall
Killing small animals, and setting things on fire.
i kill mosquitoes, so what
Someone who doesn't kill mozzies is a BIG RED FLAG!!
Yes. Did you call me?
r/usernamechecksout . Sorry, but I had to.
Those aren't animals, they're hellspawn
I like setting things on fire- but usually so i can sear delicious meats over it shortly afterwards.
Influencers
That's not a hobby it's a job /s
unfortunately, given some of their salaries (and the fact its basically the modern equivalent to 'Astronaut' when asking kids what they want to be when they grow up), that /s really does not belong
I don't recall anybody in my generation wanting to be an informercial star or home-shopping channel host. It's amazing how quickly things change.
I like how the comments completely ignore the fact the post was about the satisfying numbers and answer the question 😂
Probably because it's really not that satisfying.
Personally I got a ton of hobbies so I'm just here to see whats a red flag.
Also they didn’t link in the sauce
Anything that has to do with hanging red flags on the walls.
Being Canadian
Diving
I came from that thread. Apparently redditors didn’t know what a hobby was and a red flag devolved into redditors. I shit you not. It was tragic. I really wanted to see what people had to say about certain hobbies.
Good news someone posted in an unrelated sub and people are actually answering the question. Time to unsubscribe from all the subs I'm subscribed too and find new ones... Again.
Mind linking? I was actually curious to regular answers
Cooking meth
Well if you have proper chemistry skills and only cook for personal use, it's probably far better than getting random garbage from strangers...
People who collect authentic WWII nazi memorabilia. Like I get wanting to collect historical stuff, but when the only thing you collect is Nazi stuff, it definitely makes a person wonder
There was a cool episode of Justified regarding Hitler paintings. The forgery of one, a collector and a scam. The real cool twist at the end the collector was buying the paintings, his father was a Nazi and worked on art collections for the Reich. He would burn the paintings and put the ashes in jars for his private collection. I mention this because, the writing was well done enough to make you think the collector was full on Nazi supporter.
I have some German artefacts including a set of stamps with Hitler on, but I am 100% not a Nazi, I just love history.
Hey bro, but your avatar looks like .......
BAHAHAHAHA!!!! omg I am laying in the dark (waiting for my kid to fall asleep) silently punching my leg because I want to laugh out loud SO BADLY at your comment. Thanks for the laughs for real.
Excessive drinking
Pfft. I've had plenty of posts with 0 updoots and 0 comments.
Take my ‘updoot’
Up^doot
.
This might be controversial but collecting “trophies” of people you’ve had sex with. Like a dude having a drawer of bras and panties that women leave behind… weirds me out personally
Dead internet theory is real
What?
It's a conspiracy that states that the internet is pretty much all AI posting.
How ridiculous, there are very few bots online if any at all, don't you agree fellow human?
Truefkk, say potato
Solanum tuberosum What does this starchy nutrient have to do with our conversation between peers?
Isn't it nearly? I mean one article gets posted then paraphrased and reposted on 157 others news outlet.. Sure there is plenty of human activity and original content, but damn there's a lot of bots.
So the Dead Internet Theory supposes that the internet, as it exists today, is trafficked and maintained by mostly automated (bots) activity, and by extension, human interaction online has stagnated, hence "dead". As the theory goes, the internet was a much different place "back in the day". Geocities and Freewebs pages, and the like, were how people made their mark on the internet, not social media profiles. This was before social media even existed. Ads gave way to *targeted* ads. Social media became the dominant form of communication and interaction. Algorithms began tracking trends, and then began dictating trends. The Wild West days of the internet's infancy, where websites were weird and just as varied as most personalities are, gave way to manipulated conformity, with online popularity contests like Upvotes and Likes and Views and Followers and Subscribers becoming the measure of one's worth. This was done in the name of engagement, defined by algorithms and acted out on by bots. And now, most internet traffic isn't even human, just deepfaked content creators and influencers sending us in circles in the name of clicks. Ever see the same picture get reposted on reddit after months, and then it gets thousands of upvotes, and then it happens *again* a few months later? When was the last time you saw a trend or a challenge that didn't start online? How can you be sure someone started it? Who was it? Then we all go along with it, until the next *thing* comes up in a day or two...or a couple of hours. ...or so the theory goes. What I like about the theory is that while it most likely is not true, it's just terrifying enough to *maybe* happen someday, and someday sooner than we think.
One day all that will be left is bots mimicking the creators that used to call the internet home, a unintelligent echo of a people long gone.
Reddit bots will be the most irritating know-it-alls on the DeadWeb
It's a theory that says there are many more bots active on internet than people whis is eery
I also what
wtf please?
Grave Robbing. I don't need more dirt in my house.
I wonder if Cross Fit was the top answer
Lol. Came here for comments. Did not disappoint.
Yeah, now I don't have to go look for the original post!
Exactly how I feel lol
Being on tik tok
Complete taxidermy. Taxidermy has actually been a hobby of multiple serial killers including Jeffrey Dahmer. They get sick of the roadkill corpses and want to see fresh shiny organs.
I asked for pictures of my organs when I had a surgery. Does that count, it is it okay since it's my own?
Taxidermy can be cool though. I think preserving animals is interesting and giving stuff a new life can be really beautiful. As long as they aren’t directly hunting animals it’s usually fine.
Hmmm
🚩
Having morbid interests doesn’t make you a killer.
Taxidermy isnt about the organs. That's the worst part of the process. Human skin doesnt dry nicely anyway so that's not gonna happen. It's a harmless hobby to keep a dead animal from rotting into waste.
What about a reformed serial killer who taxidermists to feed the deep endless pit he feels when he hasn’t serial killed in a few weeks…… asking for a friend.
I mean I don't know bro prisons waiting
Dildo dipper - if it’s your career, I salute you - if it’s your hobby, WHAT THE FUCK MAN??
Don’t look this up Don’t look this up Don’t look this up Don’t look this up Don’t look this up… I’m gonna do it but I know I shouldn’t but here goes..
God damnit... I'm not sure if I have the strength...
I don't. It wasn't bad at all actually
But…what was it? I don’t have the courage to look it up.
A meme about women in a factory colouring the tips of dildos for realism. So in a factory, it's okay but if you colour dildos as a hobby... that's weird?
What if they are dipping the dildo in themselve as a hobby. Seems pretty harmless compared to other things.
I don’t know why, but my first thought was cannibalism and now I’m crying 😭
I had an uncle who ate a guy once, true story. He did government outreach with indigenous tribes in Africa. One of them still practiced ritualistic cannabilism and they invited him to the ceremony. He couldn't really say no without seeming disrespectful, so he did it. He said the wrist was the tastiest part.
Just drink a nice Chianti you'll be fine
And Fava beans...
Tiktok
You my friend are correct
Crypto lol
Astrology
Yea the whole placement of planets at the time of my birth determines how I have to live my life thing does not make sense
This is such a deal breaker for me now
You must be a Virgo
Gene splicing
I've been thinking the last few days about that dude that injected himself with crispr a bunch, wonder how he's doin
They live in social media.
Used Kleenex collector...
Naaahhhhhh mmaaaaaannnn
I’ve seen this same question multiple times since belonging to that thread as well. People keep finding new things to hate about other people I guess… good times lol
Trying to get the same upvotes as comments on Reddit.
Collecting red flags.
Tooth collector
Hunting
Casual racism
Pigeon kicking
Flat Earthers
Glass blowing with Chore Boy
Killing small animals
Not having a hobby.
Not having hobbies is a huge red flag. I consistently remain surprised at how many people don't have hobbies.
Making human skin furniture
Mass murder
Collecting and dissecting road kill.
Men obsessed into salsa dancing - it’s a red flag for me for some bizarre reason.
Turning to reddit for every answer
I’m not saying that hunting all together is bad, but knowing someone loves hunting for sport def makes me hyper vigilant for red flags. I understand hunting for food, but hunting for fun is strange to me. I just get uneasy knowing someone enjoys killing things, but I don’t assume the worst of the person. I don’t think of hunting as a red flag, more of a pre-red flag? A mini pink flag?
That part of the true crime community where people obsess over school shooters and serial killers and run accounts based off that
Joining and following a cult, like a religion or a politician
Astrology. I don’t care how many people this offends, it’s a pseudoscience, literally been disproven so many times by multiple experts, and yet some people allow it to dictate everything they do and they fully believe in it. If you believe in Astrology, you’re not right in the head. Also, ‘healing crystals.’ Bruh, they’re just pretty rocks. They won’t help you in any way, shape or form. EDIT: THANKS FOR MY FIRST AWARD! LOVE YOU STRANGER!
People who post Reddit polls.
Cannibalism
Collecting serial murderer trading cards…
Clubbing
you mean like seal clubbing?
For me, personally, raping children is a pretty big red flag
watching too much porn
Hobbyist sausage maker.
Apologize to ordinary sausage rn
being a matador
Someone who insists on waving a red flag immediately?
Posting on Reddit
Being a truck enthusiast
Apparently archery, I open my boot they see the bow and arrows and awkwardly walk away. I have to drive the archery places. Lol
Why does the title say Satisfying Gas Fuck?
"My hobby is posting on Reddit."
Any mobile game that has gacha... I'm still recovering financially.
Nahh fuck this post. This question keeps being reposted by different people for karma. Three times in the last few weeks that I’ve seen. Literally the same top responses. r/askreddit is maybe my favorite sub but reposts like this are seriously degrading the subs quality.
Staged reaction videos.
Collecting teeth
being a moderator on Reddit
People who participate in pyramid schemes and harass all their Facebook friends into joining them.
Killing
Using Reddit
Kidnapping is a red flag ngl
Communism
the only unsatisfyinv thing is: Light mode
Religion and politics. Cool if it's a part of your life, but not if either are your overwhelming passion.
Pedophilia
Trumpers
Anything to do with crystals
I'm a geologist and I like to collect minerals. They don't do any magic but they cool ya know
They're minerals Marie!
Peeing right into your butthole
When is giving piss enemas a good hobby?
it's.. kinda impressive at least
Die hard Apple users. iPhone's are fine, I'm talking about those people that only have Apple in their Iives. Apples tv, iPad, iPhone, Air pods, Air tag, iPencil, iMac, Notebook, Apple watch, etc. Huge Red Flags!
I guess they like paying 3 times the price for standard hardware.
Then bitch how there stuff is not compatible with there stuff at work. And act disgusted that you don't have all apple equipment.
Constant masturbation
You're gonna have to get those numbers up.
Being a redditter should be a red flag sometimes
Human taxidermy.
Human taxidermy
Human sacrifice or human skin collection
Mtg.
having your reddit on white mode takes away the fuck from satisfying as fuck
vexillology
Collecting hair, especially if that hair belonged to someone else and still has the scalp attached to it.
Talking to roaches
Murder. yeah...
Turkish flag collection
Obviously acceptable