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MinutesTaker

![gif](giphy|3IG1fr0R6211yRSco1) We are Sinners and secondhandcoke is our prophet 😅😂


TinyToodles

I glean this site daily for SHC’s wisdom.


AdministrativeSet419

Ouch, Ted Sarandos, Liz Garbus…who *isn’t* distancing themselves from this dumpster fire?


Starkville

Gayle King, who pouted that she had to use the Prince and Princess of Wales’s titles and didn’t finish reading the rest of the script. I’d say she’s still on the Harkles’ side.


TemporaryNatural6789

Hey, Peasant Gayle, don't worry about that: start practicing "King William & Queen Catherine" Maybe you'll get it & maybe they'll deign to pretend you fucking exist.


SusieM2019

>Hey, Peasant Gayle, don't worry about that: start practicing "King William & Queen Catherine" I love it, LOL!!!


StoleCapsShield

Is anyone else actually looking forward to the day the Monteshitshow fan club journos (and I use that world laughingly because of twits like Scabie) have to call them King William and Queen Catherine??


catpawsew

Nah man, by that point the Harkles would barely be a blip on the radar. I'd been in many fandoms/fanclubs, unless there are continuous entertaining content, which they're almost running out of, then even the most active ones die with time. The paid fans are unlikely to remain paid for that long, and the other fans will find new obsesssions/icons by then. I doubt there would be any resistance by the time William becomes King 🤴


Megsandhcringe

Ya - Gayle’s not going anywhere. She’s spent her life living in the shadow or on the coattails (either one) of a true narcissist, Oprah - Gayle isn’t going anywhere.


Small-Librarian81

Of course she is still team H&M. 🙄


StandardDiscipline48

What? She said this \*on air\*??? I missed this.


Tricky-Leather-1310

“As ever” with the sussexes…was this written by megsy


Forgotmyusername8910

Lol I wondered the very same thing!


Lemonduck123

Ohhh maybe the series won’t be as flattering to them as we think, especially if there’s footage in there that they wanted edited out. 🤞


avoice22

Or its just a ploy to make people want to see it. But we'll know all about it anyway because everything will be discussed in soc med.


Appropriate-Grand-64

An Hermes blanket of course! 😁


Avia53

Hermès used to be so classy now it looks so thrashy.


kristeeinmt

Hermes sent TW a cease and desist letter.


Avia53

Saw an article where it was mentioned that Haz is negotiating with the King to his way back. Including the wearing of his uniforms. Without his TW.


hammer1956

I don't think attacking the king with his NF show, book and getting an award for accusing the RF of structural racism is negotiating. It's impossible to understand the insanity of the Harkles. They keep trying to end the monarchy not understanding that those titles that they cling to so tightly would end with it.


CybReader

https://preview.redd.it/mg9w1af2mm3a1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=6b13b53c4d7a0268a1e09d0637ad46713593a62f Right there. The photos were provided by Meghan and her team. There’s been so much back and forth about it. She must’ve been pissed it was being mocked online. Well, u/secondhandcoke was correct about a lot. I hope she/he was correct about them not receiving a season 2 too. And why didn’t Harry want to go on Fallon with her? Where the fuck is Harry?


Starkville

That was a Meghan paragraph if ever there was one. She elevated the Indianapolis Marriott, y’all!


craftywoo2

Does that mean we need to amend her name to Elevator Marriott Meg? Meg of the Marriott Elevated? Marriott Elevated Meg?


Lensgoggler

I liked how she elevated the tables in bubble wrap.


Negative_Difference4

Even the sweet bowls were in bubble wrap


Lensgoggler

Yes 😃 I worked at an events venue in London during uni, we had weddings and conferences etc. Our manager wouldn’ve been sacked if such abomination were on the table. Except when it was the clients reques of course but even then, many an eyeroll would’ve been cast 😀


MicroBio11

My boss would have talked the clients out of the bubble wrap for sure!


Zeester1

Harry’s gone AWOL.


BL-WH

Good for him. It’s not safe to inhabit her war zone!


APW25

Didn't her (Megs) own people announce she was going to be there?


CybReader

I’m not sure. All I remember is rumors floated about her cancelling night show appearances right after the funeral. Then the Jimmy Fallon show announced their future line up, she was on it, they amended it and Omid was on Twitter stamping his foot for his qweeeeen Meghan. I don’t remember any announcements coming from the markle camp.


kristeeinmt

Has anyone asked if Scoobie Doobie is okay? He's probably feeling pretty desperate to spin this poo storm into a win for Nutmeg


Mobile_Philosophy764

There were pics of her in the Dollar Tree picking out frames. There's no getting around it. The cheesy pics (including PAPARAZZI pics) and the bulk Costco candy were alllll Meh's doing. Hilarious! 🤣🤣


Throne-Anon

Surely that wasn’t real, right? I totally thought that was photo shopped


orientalballerina

Yeah I take that with a huge pinch of salt. Let’s not be known for our gullibility, Sinners!


Mobile_Philosophy764

It looked real to me. 🤷‍♀️


Throne-Anon

I just never know tbh! 🤣🤣😂


Mobile_Philosophy764

Same!


MicroBio11

No Class Meghan, Duchess of the Chachkies.


Significant_Glass398

Meg is probably keeping Harry under lock and key and will bring him out to receive their ripple of nope award high as a kite having no idea where he is.


Avia53

The scene in Two and a half men comes to my mind, where Charley is kept in a deep pit and Rose throws him scraps…


Comfortable_Food_511

Secondhandcoke nailed it!


AliceAnne1

U/SecondhandCoke take a bow!


Miserable-Soft-5227

https://preview.redd.it/wvinwmcytp3a1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d998a32f4b91f1dfe0622a000dab0818bef72566


SwissCheese4Collagen

And yet Catherine's choker represents a house in their world.


Sook1970

Maybe a truckload of coke (not the illegal kind 😀)? She said she loves it.


CatPaws8888

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trish196609

Family = Doria 😂😂 Friends = British Vogue editor 🤣🤣 That’s not much for “friends and family”. Unsupported accusations might be challenged though. We shall see. Certainly, the stories about Harry begging for money, even to the Queen as she was dying, point out the nature of the dastardly duo.