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ncmor

Imagine it being Bezos, the competition between Elon and bezos would be insane.


alienmuseum

That would be hilarious! From space race to crypto race. Dick measuring contest goes all the way to the crypto space. Musk vs Bezos.


Coneycrook73

Bozo needs to shine after his gal made him feel like little man recently. So my money is on BOZOS!


alienmuseum

Yeah, Leo looks like he's trying to get away. Ahaha! He's like "yooo...why are you so close?" with the body language.


Independent_Wafer_84

Honestly, that's what first came to my mind


luxrunout

Agreed! First thing I thought since there has been a lot of articles about Musk losses and how close but far away he was to Bezos.


trojan_dude

bezos could have finest kitty in the world and he chose wrinkly, old, been wore out too many times lauren sanchez?


Drenko1

Reminds of Yutani vs Weyland..oh wait..


xb10h4z4rd

I support this as long as I can profit from it


TweetHiro

Imagine Shib getting into orbit on Bezos' dick rocket


ConspicuouslyBland

Dick rocket must first reach orbit at all...


just-lurking-here

Not if they're playing just the tip 🚀


Outside_Solid_461

Blue Origin needs a little blue pill?


HoboBandana

Bezos and his cowboy hat would make the internet go nuts.


LeoFireGod

I would fuckin nut harder than his girl when she saw Leo last week. That would send Shib to .0001 overnight


bondrez

0.1 in 3 days


Spartanxxxxx

Way higher ahha


PincheGueylien

I might actually like him then.


Ambie77

I’d be forced to like him unfortunately


Spartanxxxxx

That would be brilliant! And amazing for SHIB!


Extension-Cover-335

If Bezos came out and promoted Amazon's new Shiba Payment Option it would be a Major Moonshot Catylist!!


DiamondInfestedHandz

I hope that dick rocket is big enough for all of us to ride on 🧐


[deleted]

My guess is Cuban. He can't stand to let Elon have that much sway and free publicity when he himself loves Crypto so much.


R3AP3RGAMING

Kanye


edwcarra17

Doubt it. I was on a twitter space where he was talking up doge and btc. He spoke about ethereum but had no idea what he was talking about when it got to that part.


These_Maybe_4129

Cuban is heavy in matic


Joker_916_OG

Yup. Matic is Cubans crypto he promotes


J_Latte_

Jeff Bezos?


jish5

If it's Bezos, that gives us a lot more possibilities at least with the potential of Shib becoming usable on Amazon.


ejohn7

That utillity would be noice


muzicmaken

Absolutely right. Even if Elon accepts “Doge” for Tesla… how many people can buy a Tesla. I don’t see that helping that coin long term. On the other hand how many people can buy from Amazon…. That’s much more rewarding than the fore-mention.


Livid_Beach_4075

😂 thousands of millionaires suddenly spending their shib on Amazon. Hilarious The thought cracks me up Man, people downvoting me on this. Think people took it the wrong way. Wasn’t making it laughable. The thought was beautifully hilarious to me. Shib strong and HODLn


KryptoKevArt

Pay with SHIB. Track with XYO. That is the way of the future.


Invisiblethespian

This is the way


TexasMedic556

C'mon Jeffery you can do it! Pave the way, put your bucks into it!


Chucklulz

Tell us why, show us how....


UbbeStarborn

Could you imagine if Bezos casually dropped $20 Billion on SHIB lol


Poison-X

Or Beff Jezos. The long lost brother of Jeff Bezos.


stevester90

But Bezos is technically not a celebrity. It’s probably Kanye


j0sep122

But ye is not at musk level Jeff bezos is lol


marsblues

For some reason, Kanye endorsing Shiba is not hard to imagine. Not sure if it’d be a good or bad thing either… hmm.


IcarusCrow

Maybe apple ceo?


J_Latte_

Tim Cook? I thought this too. I read an article recently that Tim Cook announced he invest in 3 cryptos. BTC ETH and SHIB! We’ll see what happens! 🚀


ToanyD

Imagine if he pulled the biggest megalomaniac move for the sake of feeling power/control & does the largest redistribution of wealth in history by rocketing shib just to "make history"/flex. A guy can dream


Phreshlybaked

I could see him doing this literally just to troll Elon lol.


soxpatsfan72

Inspector Gadget?


Nitr3xx

No it's me


seapgo

No fucking way


BeefCowSupreme

Uncle Ruckus


ZooMey-

Uncle Buck


Jah-man-shaman

That’s who I thought they were talking about! He was some Candy !!


magillicuti

Uncle cracker!


FavcolorisREDdit

Niiiukkkk-uhhh!!!!!!!


kensredemption

Nyuhkkkkkahhhhhh


LiterOfColah

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!!!!


pata_de_perro

I hope Mark Cuban


putz9

That is who I was thinking. I'm wondering if he is liking the vision of the project.


MonkE_D_Luffy

It would either tank or moon. No in between. Also I think Kanye and uncle ruckus might not be that different.


Strong_Intuition

Ugh. I hope it isn't Kanye. He is a toxic malignant narcissist.


ConspicuouslyBland

Also, I think Kanye would cause Shib to be seen as a scam. I more expect the downfall of Shib because of Kanye, than a launch to the moon.


Leviathan41911

Probably going to get downvoted into oblivion for this.... but if it's Kanye I might seriously consider dumping at the spike and never looking back.


m01stpump3r

Somebody out there is feelin the spirit!


Peanut0520

It’s Kanye 🐻


T50BMG

That’s who I was thinking.


averywalton

Totally close to Elon


RhaegarJ

Well they’re both weirdos


Gammathetagal

I would love to be weirdos like them.


Poison-X

I am already a weirdo. Now I only need money.


Godeggg

Snopdog


toeofcamell

Snoops cousin Snop


edwcarra17

Nah, snoopdog is working with Claymates on cardano.


Godeggg

What about Korean pop PSY


edwcarra17

I'll accept it.


Godeggg

Shiba Style


edwcarra17

You mf... I'm in.


ShibaGrandma

Love it! 😁


adrian1878

‘You know what, I got to thank Yeezy And when I see that nigga I'ma thank him I'ma buy the album, I'ma download that motherfucker I'ma shoot a bootlegger, that's how good I feel about this nigga’


Thesteelman86

As long as it’s NOT TRAVIS SCOTT I’ll be ok with it!


Limp_Adeptness6949

This is the post I came here for😂


SKVK_

Trying to cancel Travis while endorsing bezos in the same post is something I can’t believe I’m actually seeing.


[deleted]

No lie I’m not a fan of any! I was really hoping Bill Murray lol


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Travis Scott deserves to be cancelled


getfucktCunTcAke

😂😂😂


[deleted]

What's the worst that could happen? Few people get offed?


jbraden

Either Kanye or Bezos.


ShieldProductions

As much as I loathe Bezos as an approximation of what a human is, this would be massive for SHIB. Kanye probably won’t move the meter at all.


Smirkydarkdude

Well they are both full of SHIB so... Sure. Either.


j0sep122

I hope is bezos that would be fukin awesome


E_Mickey_B

Ohhhh it's probably Kanye because of that other tweet


Aware-Ad-4614

I hope not 😅


Knife_Box7

Why not😂 he could make a Shiba song


Effective_Two_8197

Your such a dirty coin, I love it.


LupidCheats

lmao literally read this to the beat, fuck u.


AbandonedGypsy

I’ve been thinking Bezos for a while. Since Elon has Doge, I’m sure he’s got some Shib


kaktrrg

Definitely Kayne .


Rabbittz

It's Kanye, but some of my plastic still say Kane


Ixus_Maig

Bro, me trust.


T4runner916

In bro we trust.


MaxEffurt

Thrust me bro


Splinterthemaster

I trust you bro.


Medical_Lettuce_6550

Amazon


alicefatality

Warren Buffet


chesnett

Oh... that will be lit as fuck.


alienmuseum

After saying BTC is rat poison-squared? Nah...but that would be the most ironic outcome in the crypto space since the inception of BTC. Imagine hearing the news. **News reporter:** For reason(s) unknown, Mr. Buffett decided to endorse a meme Token called Shiba Inu when he previously called BTC rat-poison squared. Now the internet went bonkers. Exchanges got overwhelmed quickly! Coinbase, [crypto.com](https://crypto.com), binance, webull said they couldn't handle the traffic volume (excepts Robinhood because they're still deciding).


pseeena

Stop i cant get harder


Phreshlybaked

I'd be pretty excited if it was buffet lol.


alienmuseum

He might as well have the most fun while he's still can. He's 91 already.


tlakuachecuh

It's the fkn island boys😭


Dizzy-Environment-61

Cuz I’m an eye land boiiiiiiii


AnAdmirableAstronaut

Fuck you, now it's in my head


Dizzy-Environment-61

🤣🤣🤣


TyroneWallinson

Ya I’mma eyeland bwoiiii


wightboi

fuck...


tlakuachecuh

And we just trying to make it 🎤👨‍🎤


RussianIntrigue

I thought they were trees when I saw them.


Sea_Enthusiasm7686

B to the E to the Z to the Oh ohz!!! Lol!!!


NeatAvocado4845

Jeffery Bezos ?


Sea_Enthusiasm7686

Jeffrey from Fresh Prince! Lmao!


Luigi_777

Slim Shady 😂😂


EatVegetablesNow

It’s Kendall Roy… 😎


useyournoodle101

Roman 😎


jondangerr

I’d be happy with cousin Greg


Smirkydarkdude

How about plot twist:. The fake CEO of Doge jumps ship?


Sublimed4

Romulus to you!


[deleted]

I do not see enough succession references in this site.


Limp_Information_878

Greg THE EGG


ravr9

THIS TWITTER AMOUNT IS A SCAM. READ OFFICIAL TWITTER HANDLES TWEET


EEriEMaEstrO

Jesus?


b2ice

Yeezus*


Blurrypinot

Ceaser the dog whisperer guy?


DingusTaargus

Ssssst!


Dmoney1314

Hmmm mark Cuban


ljswanson

That would actually make sense.


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Shaq


Capital_Attention_12

Pls don't be zuckerburg


DarklyDreamingDude

OMG don't even suggest this.


Tim_Diezel

That actually wouldn’t be bad, other than your personal data n shit. Zuck would move some fucking crypto like some former presidents moved guns! 🤣🤣🤣


Bobofett69

Better not be Michael Vick


llewelynchigurh

Lmao


BigGFly

Popeye?


Downtown_Lemon3426

DAVE CHAPPELLE?? BUY SOME SHIBA MOTHER F'ER!!


Adrios1

Jeff Bezos, due to his long rivalry with Musk, Bezos has taken to supporting Shiba Inu due to Musk's support of Dogecoin. Bezos wants to get his Doggy coin to a dollar.


RussianIntrigue

1) Jerry Seinfeld 2) Wesley Snipes 3) Charles Payne 4) Mark Cuban 5) Fabio


Sea_Enthusiasm7686

WHO DA FUCK IS FABIO??? LOL! back in the day me n my boy went down Sunset Blvd and Fabio stopped at a stop light and people were takin pictures of him and his Ferrari! And my boy who was only 13 years old from Norcal asked him who he is... and he said its me FABIO!!! And my boy just yelled out WHO THE FUCK IS FABIO!!!??? LMAO!!!


Sarah1987x

Remember when he got smashed in the face with a bird while he was on a roller coaster?


Bedhappy

That's actually how I choose to remember him. Anytime someone says Fabio the first image in my head is him getting that goose to the face.


Justthe8ofus

Hell yeah! Roller coaster superfaced!


calguy350

🤣😂 FUKN CLASSIC 🙌


RussianIntrigue

You mean he didn’t know the chiseled Italian dreamboat fantasy of every bookwormish, overweight, middle aged woman of the 90’s?


Sea_Enthusiasm7686

We were kids! Lmao!!!


ejohn7

I am missing your point. Could you believe that he advertised stuff that wasn't butter. Edit: I am prpbably aeound your age and this is the only way I knew of him in the 90s.


Strong_Intuition

A bird hit Fabio's head while he was on a roller coaster.


Rshoe66

I don’t believe this whole section of the comment thread is getting the credit it deserves. Had me fucking rolling. 👍🏻


Good_Extension_9642

Charles Manson? 🤣


ChiefMythic

I read that like " its-a me fabio"


RussianIntrigue

No, he’s dead…


kharsak

Ye


Thothified

Ye


KES3466

Well Burger King has Doge sooooo Ronald McDonald 🤔


CantCmeee

I hope it's THE 🪨


[deleted]

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Justthe8ofus

Richard Simmons


mvandemar

My guess is: they made it up. It's an account that has been around since 2011, way before $SHIB. Someone bought an old account that used to be named "TheyMakeDrink": [https://twitter.com/search?q=%22TheyMakeDrink%22&src=typed\_query](https://twitter.com/search?q=%22TheyMakeDrink%22&src=typed_query) You can also see it by comparing these links: [https://web.archive.org/web/20200112173207/https://twitter.com/mic\_that/status/1213999592540430337](https://web.archive.org/web/20200112173207/https://twitter.com/mic_that/status/1213999592540430337) [https://twitter.com/mic\_that/status/1213999592540430337](https://twitter.com/mic_that/status/1213999592540430337) They then changed the name, but badly, since ShibaInuNews was taken they used an "L" instead of an "I". They have multiple times tweeted about "big news" items that were not true. They found an audience that wants to believe though, so they exploit $SHIB users. They should be shunned and dragged at all costs, they are just scammers.


MikeB799

Need to focus on long term utility not short term hype.


Crippled-fuvkhead

Karen


beerdrew

I think it’s going to be Vermin Supreme. Victory is at hand!


bubeagle

Warren Buffett


Rauhaan_

If it was Bezos I think we would hit 1 cent so damn fast wouldnt even be funny


The-Duke44

🤦‍♂️ It’s Trump. This is going to be biggely!


dnabyun

It’s gonna be Huuuuuge


Leviathan41911

Just by saying that you devalued the token.


Apprehensive_Newt_28

IT'S FLAVA FLAV 100%


MrDabs101

KANYE’


aucontrairemalware

I have some money in this but This kind of hype-y, engagement-baiting teaser makes this look like a con


new_reditor

it’s Christiano Ronaldo


MrNoYouAre

Like Bezos? Dog battle Royal of coins!!! …or someone else like Jennifer Aniston


pata_de_perro

AMC owner, besides he will be accepting $SHIB


RockettruckerC77

Beezos for 100$ Alex. He's close to Elon...


Stringer514

It's John Cena. But you won't see it anywhere...


dzy_82

It's Besos ?


ApeBigHands

Chuck norris ?


Expert_Active4242

Pauly Shore?!


Negative-Surprise-68

If it is Bezos, a zero will definitely be gulped in a few weeks.


nerokaeclone

I hope its Bezos


throwaway777-ta

If it's bezos, I'm out. I'm not helping that fuck make any more money


[deleted]

It’s mark fucking Cuban


aakashbhakta

Kanye West i guess... XD


Fa0_0z

Someone said Kanye , but I really hope it’s not him Cus he is gonna be the end of this coin , dudes crazy


bschwing22

Who cares? Just HODL


AshanyNostromo

The only people close to his level are like Bezos and Gates. I don't see Gates getting involved in crypto but Bezos would join Shib just to hike his leg on Elon. 🐶🐕🐾


Administrative_Dot14

My money is on Richard Branson of Virgin. He has his hands in everything


Sikwitit87

Kanye West —


Achillles31

Is it chupacabra?


3LChongo

If its kanye, I'm selling while I can .


Starry_Colorado

I tweeted to to Bezos to promote SHIB and start a friendly dogfight with Musk. He never answered me, not sure why haha. Figured since Musk got the rocket contract with Nasa he'd be up for it LOL. When billionaires play with rocket ships anything can happen!


iubirel

i dont care who will be, just raise the price already to £1


Top_Charge864

Shiba inu news twitter feed ahas been shown to be a scam. Shib developers have even said so. You all should all unfollow and ignore.


Doge-woof-Coin

Manny pacman