By - Thesteelman86
Imagine it being Bezos, the competition between Elon and bezos would be insane.
That would be hilarious! From space race to crypto race. Dick measuring contest goes all the way to the crypto space.
Musk vs Bezos.
Bozo needs to shine after his gal made him feel like little man recently. So my money is on BOZOS!
Yeah, Leo looks like he's trying to get away. Ahaha!
He's like "yooo...why are you so close?" with the body language.
Honestly, that's what first came to my mind
Agreed! First thing I thought since there has been a lot of articles about Musk losses and how close but far away he was to Bezos.
bezos could have finest kitty in the world and he chose wrinkly, old, been wore out too many times lauren sanchez?
Reminds of Yutani vs Weyland..oh wait..
I support this as long as I can profit from it
Imagine Shib getting into orbit on Bezos' dick rocket
Dick rocket must first reach orbit at all...
Not if they're playing just the tip 🚀
Blue Origin needs a little blue pill?
Bezos and his cowboy hat would make the internet go nuts.
I would fuckin nut harder than his girl when she saw Leo last week. That would send Shib to .0001 overnight
0.1 in 3 days
Way higher ahha
I might actually like him then.
I’d be forced to like him unfortunately
That would be brilliant! And amazing for SHIB!
If Bezos came out and promoted Amazon's new Shiba Payment Option it would be a Major Moonshot Catylist!!
I hope that dick rocket is big enough for all of us to ride on 🧐
My guess is Cuban. He can't stand to let Elon have that much sway and free publicity when he himself loves Crypto so much.
Doubt it. I was on a twitter space where he was talking up doge and btc. He spoke about ethereum but had no idea what he was talking about when it got to that part.
Cuban is heavy in matic
Yup. Matic is Cubans crypto he promotes
If it's Bezos, that gives us a lot more possibilities at least with the potential of Shib becoming usable on Amazon.
That utillity would be noice
Absolutely right. Even if Elon accepts “Doge” for Tesla… how many people can buy a Tesla. I don’t see that helping that coin long term.
On the other hand how many people can buy from Amazon…. That’s much more rewarding than the fore-mention.
😂 thousands of millionaires suddenly spending their shib on Amazon. Hilarious
The thought cracks me up
Man, people downvoting me on this. Think people took it the wrong way. Wasn’t making it laughable. The thought was beautifully hilarious to me.
Shib strong and HODLn
Pay with SHIB. Track with XYO.
That is the way of the future.
This is the way
C'mon Jeffery you can do it! Pave the way, put your bucks into it!
Tell us why, show us how....
Could you imagine if Bezos casually dropped $20 Billion on SHIB lol
Or Beff Jezos. The long lost brother of Jeff Bezos.
But Bezos is technically not a celebrity. It’s probably Kanye
But ye is not at musk level Jeff bezos is lol
For some reason, Kanye endorsing Shiba is not hard to imagine. Not sure if it’d be a good or bad thing either… hmm.
Maybe apple ceo?
Tim Cook? I thought this too. I read an article recently that Tim Cook announced he invest in 3 cryptos. BTC ETH and SHIB! We’ll see what happens! 🚀
Imagine if he pulled the biggest megalomaniac move for the sake of feeling power/control & does the largest redistribution of wealth in history by rocketing shib just to "make history"/flex. A guy can dream
I could see him doing this literally just to troll Elon lol.
No it's me
No fucking way
That’s who I thought they were talking about! He was some Candy !!
I hope Mark Cuban
That is who I was thinking. I'm wondering if he is liking the vision of the project.
It would either tank or moon. No in between. Also I think Kanye and uncle ruckus might not be that different.
Ugh. I hope it isn't Kanye. He is a toxic malignant narcissist.
Also, I think Kanye would cause Shib to be seen as a scam.
I more expect the downfall of Shib because of Kanye, than a launch to the moon.
Probably going to get downvoted into oblivion for this.... but if it's Kanye I might seriously consider dumping at the spike and never looking back.
Somebody out there is feelin the spirit!
It’s Kanye 🐻
That’s who I was thinking.
Totally close to Elon
Well they’re both weirdos
I would love to be weirdos like them.
I am already a weirdo. Now I only need money.
Snoops cousin Snop
Nah, snoopdog is working with Claymates on cardano.
What about Korean pop PSY
I'll accept it.
You mf... I'm in.
Love it! 😁
‘You know what, I got to thank Yeezy
And when I see that nigga I'ma thank him
I'ma buy the album, I'ma download that motherfucker
I'ma shoot a bootlegger, that's how good I feel about this nigga’
As long as it’s NOT TRAVIS SCOTT I’ll be ok with it!
This is the post I came here for😂
Trying to cancel Travis while endorsing bezos in the same post is something I can’t believe I’m actually seeing.
No lie I’m not a fan of any! I was really hoping Bill Murray lol
Travis Scott deserves to be cancelled
What's the worst that could happen? Few people get offed?
Either Kanye or Bezos.
As much as I loathe Bezos as an approximation of what a human is, this would be massive for SHIB.
Kanye probably won’t move the meter at all.
Well they are both full of SHIB so... Sure. Either.
I hope is bezos that would be fukin awesome
Ohhhh it's probably Kanye because of that other tweet
I hope not 😅
Why not😂 he could make a Shiba song
Your such a dirty coin, I love it.
lmao literally read this to the beat, fuck u.
I’ve been thinking Bezos for a while. Since Elon has Doge, I’m sure he’s got some Shib
Definitely Kayne .
It's Kanye, but some of my plastic still say Kane
Bro, me trust.
In bro we trust.
Thrust me bro
I trust you bro.
Oh... that will be lit as fuck.
After saying BTC is rat poison-squared? Nah...but that would be the most ironic outcome in the crypto space since the inception of BTC. Imagine hearing the news.
**News reporter:** For reason(s) unknown, Mr. Buffett decided to endorse a meme Token called Shiba Inu when he previously called BTC rat-poison squared. Now the internet went bonkers. Exchanges got overwhelmed quickly! Coinbase, [crypto.com](https://crypto.com), binance, webull said they couldn't handle the traffic volume (excepts Robinhood because they're still deciding).
Stop i cant get harder
I'd be pretty excited if it was buffet lol.
He might as well have the most fun while he's still can. He's 91 already.
It's the fkn island boys😭
Cuz I’m an eye land boiiiiiiii
Fuck you, now it's in my head
Ya I’mma eyeland bwoiiii
And we just trying to make it 🎤👨🎤
I thought they were trees when I saw them.
B to the E to the Z to the Oh ohz!!! Lol!!!
Jeffery Bezos ?
Jeffrey from Fresh Prince! Lmao!
Slim Shady 😂😂
It’s Kendall Roy… 😎
I’d be happy with cousin Greg
How about plot twist:. The fake CEO of Doge jumps ship?
Romulus to you!
I do not see enough succession references in this site.
Greg THE EGG
THIS TWITTER AMOUNT IS A SCAM. READ OFFICIAL TWITTER HANDLES TWEET
Ceaser the dog whisperer guy?
Hmmm mark Cuban
That would actually make sense.
Pls don't be zuckerburg
OMG don't even suggest this.
That actually wouldn’t be bad, other than your personal data n shit. Zuck would move some fucking crypto like some former presidents moved guns! 🤣🤣🤣
Better not be Michael Vick
DAVE CHAPPELLE?? BUY SOME SHIBA MOTHER F'ER!!
Jeff Bezos, due to his long rivalry with Musk, Bezos has taken to supporting Shiba Inu due to Musk's support of Dogecoin. Bezos wants to get his Doggy coin to a dollar.
1) Jerry Seinfeld
2) Wesley Snipes
3) Charles Payne
4) Mark Cuban
WHO DA FUCK IS FABIO??? LOL! back in the day me n my boy went down Sunset Blvd and Fabio stopped at a stop light and people were takin pictures of him and his Ferrari! And my boy who was only 13 years old from Norcal asked him who he is... and he said its me FABIO!!! And my boy just yelled out WHO THE FUCK IS FABIO!!!??? LMAO!!!
Remember when he got smashed in the face with a bird while he was on a roller coaster?
That's actually how I choose to remember him. Anytime someone says Fabio the first image in my head is him getting that goose to the face.
Hell yeah! Roller coaster superfaced!
🤣😂 FUKN CLASSIC 🙌
You mean he didn’t know the chiseled Italian dreamboat fantasy of every bookwormish, overweight, middle aged woman of the 90’s?
We were kids! Lmao!!!
I am missing your point.
Could you believe that he advertised stuff that wasn't butter.
Edit: I am prpbably aeound your age and this is the only way I knew of him in the 90s.
A bird hit Fabio's head while he was on a roller coaster.
I don’t believe this whole section of the comment thread is getting the credit it deserves. Had me fucking rolling. 👍🏻
Charles Manson? 🤣
I read that like " its-a me fabio"
No, he’s dead…
Well Burger King has Doge sooooo Ronald McDonald 🤔
I hope it's THE 🪨
My guess is: they made it up. It's an account that has been around since 2011, way before $SHIB. Someone bought an old account that used to be named "TheyMakeDrink":
You can also see it by comparing these links:
They then changed the name, but badly, since ShibaInuNews was taken they used an "L" instead of an "I". They have multiple times tweeted about "big news" items that were not true. They found an audience that wants to believe though, so they exploit $SHIB users. They should be shunned and dragged at all costs, they are just scammers.
Need to focus on long term utility not short term hype.
I think it’s going to be Vermin Supreme. Victory is at hand!
If it was Bezos I think we would hit 1 cent so damn fast wouldnt even be funny
🤦♂️ It’s Trump. This is going to be biggely!
It’s gonna be Huuuuuge
Just by saying that you devalued the token.
IT'S FLAVA FLAV 100%
I have some money in this but
This kind of hype-y, engagement-baiting teaser makes this look like a con
it’s Christiano Ronaldo
Like Bezos? Dog battle Royal of coins!!! …or someone else like Jennifer Aniston
AMC owner, besides he will be accepting $SHIB
Beezos for 100$ Alex. He's close to Elon...
It's John Cena. But you won't see it anywhere...
It's Besos ?
Chuck norris ?
If it is Bezos, a zero will definitely be gulped in a few weeks.
I hope its Bezos
If it's bezos, I'm out. I'm not helping that fuck make any more money
It’s mark fucking Cuban
Kanye West i guess... XD
Someone said Kanye , but I really hope it’s not him Cus he is gonna be the end of this coin , dudes crazy
Who cares? Just HODL
The only people close to his level are like Bezos and Gates. I don't see Gates getting involved in crypto but Bezos would join Shib just to hike his leg on Elon. 🐶🐕🐾
My money is on Richard Branson of Virgin. He has his hands in everything
Kanye West —
Is it chupacabra?
If its kanye, I'm selling while I can .
I tweeted to to Bezos to promote SHIB and start a friendly dogfight with Musk. He never answered me, not sure why haha. Figured since Musk got the rocket contract with Nasa he'd be up for it LOL. When billionaires play with rocket ships anything can happen!
i dont care who will be, just raise the price already to £1
Shiba inu news twitter feed ahas been shown to be a scam. Shib developers have even said so. You all should all unfollow and ignore.