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RogueAIx01

First the Submission Sorority, now the Banger Brios. Someone check McHitler’s pornhub account


MinuteConfidence2059

If anything this shows that wrestlers and management are watching waaayyy less porn then their fans. Bcc comes to mind lol. Like they keep naming people after nazis or pornsites. I think its much more hilarious if they just never heard of bang bros lmao.


Cauliflower_Earlow

A lot of Paralegal submissions I guess too.


1005thArmbar

There's no way Vince McMahon has ever sat down to watch pornography. It would take too much time out of his busy schedule of lifting weights, rewriting scripts and paying millions in hush money for consensual sex


Dreamtaheem

Type in skye blue on pornhub


NigelSexMachine

> According to Dave Meltzer Dave also said Mike isn't really in Brazil. Also isn't really his apartment


Hummer77x

Captain Stabbin is stolen valor


MinuteConfidence2059

Dude your really killing kayfabe for 13 year old me here. Keep some of the magic alive, damn


tytymctylerson

Shawn Michaels is reportedly inconsolable.


DonnieRodz

*We flew too close to the pornographic sun, Shawn.*


benlibodi

Wrestling paparazzi has essentially murdered the word "reportedly".


[deleted]

So no Angela White in their corner at Mania then?


heavyhandedDOOM

The real tragedy here.


MoneyMo88

Considering the Banger Bros are from the Europe, it would’ve made more sense to bring in a star from the UK anyway, as Ms. White is Australian. Perhaps the legendary Sophie Dee, as Mania is the showcase of the immortals.


[deleted]

U.S citizens still reserve the right to mistake Australians, New Zealanders, and occasionally Canadians as British. And that’s not an insult, it’s just a fact of life.


UnlimitedMetroCard

Everyone except the Irish. Only the Brits confuse Irish people for British.


myusername_sucks

Ella Hughes in shambles.


jjsefton

Talk about work rate!!!🤩🤩🤩


AlmostTomClancy

For mentioning the GOAT Angela White I acknowledge you Uce ☝️


heavyhandedDOOM

I was a respectful fan of her workrate going all the way back to her Abby Winters days. Her and Chloe B put on a five-star banger that would make Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi seethe with jealousy.


kfms6741

wtf I hate the Fed now


MoneyMo88

WELL ACKSHUALLY, the Fed never officially branded Drew and Sheamo as “The Banger Bros” though. It was just a name they were trying to get over themselves.


tronovich

They were promoted for the Usos title match last month as “Banger Bros”. Cole announced them as that.


ITickleBlackKids231

I refuse to believe Shawn Hickenbottom didn't know what bang bros is. Just look at nxxxt!


ProMikeZagurski

Next week on Dynamite: the Banger Bros.


Cauliflower_Earlow

Damn was looking forward to their manager Asa Akira debuting 😡


whalias69

She’s definitely got that nippon work rate.


ipreferconsole

"The Bang Bros" Classic


parsnip12345

Next they'll drop all the 420 references from riddles act because it's code for "the pot"


ipreferconsole

The mary-jew-wanna?!?! On my PG television?


1005thArmbar

I had a weird coworker once who used to call them "those bang brothers"


ThatsNotRight123

They were going to cruise around in "The Banger Bus" and pick up random people.


VeryNoisyBones

I have a feeling creative (and Drew and Sheamus) knew exactly what they were doing and wanted to see how far they could get with it. Sadly not as far as I would have liked


ArmchairHandjob

Somebody check on Hick & Bottom.


ThatsNotRight123

They are now going to be given an Eskimo gimmick and they'll be called the Eskimo Brothers!


Dreamtaheem

They knew.....they always knew.


CobraOverlord

Right up there with the Submission Sorority


Dreamtaheem

Someone better tell tony khan that skye blue shares the same name with a popular vr pornstar.