By - mitskisnumberonestan
"She does not like to be seen" bla bla... What she gonna do? Hit me with the belt?
Nah bro the wooden spoons coming out
Nah she's more likely to use La Chancla
Mmmmm maybe but I imagined her as Asian maybe because I am Asian but yeah wooden spoon hurts more
Wait until the AllMother comes in and uses her 50 arms to spank you with literally everything in the book, including the book itself.
Dude at least it isnt the all father, my dad got hit with literally everything including a tree branch and it was huge
Well what about the AllParent, god of all parents?
We don’t speak of such things here…
Yeah, those who speak about it twice are never seen again.
Farewell my friend
Or worse, the Allgrandparent god of parents of parents
Nah that’s good grandparents spoil you… just don’t make them mad
Or worse, wooden chancla
There are something’s that shouldn’t be mentioned…
Try the slotted metal spoons
she taking out the fuckin bamboo cane and coming for my ass man I don't want that
My moms whippin out the fuckin frying pan and chasing me with it so rip me
She going to throw a tv at you
She beat me with a dish washer
She beat me with the sun
She could also kill you
damn bro nice one, these household related stories give me the heeby jeebiez
Whats the liquid on the nightstand? Toilet water or something? 😂😂😳
Maybe its something like -um…😳😳😳
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this is good