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Fair_Duty2852

"She does not like to be seen" bla bla... What she gonna do? Hit me with the belt?


No-Percentage2350

Nah bro the wooden spoons coming out


AriB313

Nah she's more likely to use La Chancla


No-Percentage2350

Mmmmm maybe but I imagined her as Asian maybe because I am Asian but yeah wooden spoon hurts more


AriB313

Wait until the AllMother comes in and uses her 50 arms to spank you with literally everything in the book, including the book itself.


No-Percentage2350

Dude at least it isnt the all father, my dad got hit with literally everything including a tree branch and it was huge


AriB313

Well what about the AllParent, god of all parents?


No-Percentage2350

We don’t speak of such things here…


AriB313

Yeah, those who speak about it twice are never seen again.


No-Percentage2350

Farewell my friend


ManufacturerFront261

Or worse, the Allgrandparent god of parents of parents 🫠


No-Percentage2350

Nah that’s good grandparents spoil you… just don’t make them mad


Xenomorph_1979

Or worse, wooden chancla


No-Percentage2350

There are something’s that shouldn’t be mentioned…


Jetstream_S4m

Try the slotted metal spoons


bluejay55669

she taking out the fuckin bamboo cane and coming for my ass man I don't want that


GladAmbition5402

My moms whippin out the fuckin frying pan and chasing me with it so rip me


Dangerous_Reward_910

She going to throw a tv at you


BugsBunnythethirdjr

She beat me with a dish washer


Dangerous_Reward_910

She beat me with the sun


Far_Needleworker_125

She could also kill you


PizzaDelivery313

damn bro nice one, these household related stories give me the heeby jeebiez


Potate_Supremacy

Whats the liquid on the nightstand? Toilet water or something? 😂😂😳 Maybe its something like -um…😳😳😳


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tuberkens

this is good