A Crown of Quivering Members
The mental image I just got of floppy dildos, lol
I quickly read this as “floppy disks”. Yup, not the same ;)
A crown of Reginald’s quivering members???
I just snorted so hard I choked; thank you for that.
My friend and I have a running joke about writing a Christmas themed monster erotica and “A Wreath of Jingles & Balls” was a title suggestion, if this counts haha 😅
I’d buy it based on the title alone 😂😂
Oh Holey Night was the other suggestion but I feel like capitalizing on the ____ of ____ & _____ craze could be a move 😂
Queen of Velvet & Steel
I can 100% see this being an actual title. Maybe for a warrior girl type thing.
A Court of Traitorous Nips
A Court of Grovel and Tears.
My idea of a good time lol
A Court of Folds and Lengths
A court of watery bowels. IYKYK
That one time I was reading Sarah Maas and she said Feyre’s bowels turned watery… I immediately pictured her having explosive diarrhea. That is not what she meant.
What DOES she mean?! That's literally the only thing I can think of, that Feyre feels like she needs to take a big watery poop.
Lmao I just did a word search for bowels and she used that phrase THREE times in ACOTAR. I think she just means “I feel like I’m going to be sick”, “I feel nauseous”, etc but the imagery just snaps me right out of it
Oh but I wish I didn't lol
aka Bubble Guts 😂
A Court of Purring Cooties
A Throne of Vibrating Dicks
A Crown of Twigs and Berries.
A Court of Pistoning Members (in my head I see a large room full of men with uncontrollable gyrating hips and they line up like a literal train as the aimlessly chug around the room)
A Crown of Alabaster Skin and Glowing Orbs.
The Throne of Heart Shaped Asses
The Queen of High Breasts and Rosebud Lips
A Throne of Groans and Grinding
A Court of Desperate Moans
A Court of Queens and Thrones
A Court of Bulges and Bupropion
A Court of Porcelain Thrones
A Court of Fulfilling Adicktions
A Queen of Courts and Thrones. Ha! Played you.
A Court of Turgid Nipples and Prodding Lengths.
(an ode to 80s-90s Harlequins)
A court of clocks and tacos
I read that as ‘glocks’ and thought ‘oh glocks and tacos, like a story of mexican street gangs but make it regency!’
Queen of Whips and Chains
A Court of Feelings Washing Over Me
A court of vulgar gestures… lol had to
A Court of Nubs and Clefts
A Court of Grump and Sunshine
A throne of spurs and ice
A Court of Cream and Juices 🥰
A Court of Thigh Apex's and Sliding Hands.
A Holding Cell of Pricks and Stiffs