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fatapolloissexy

A Crown of Quivering Members


deltajayne

The mental image I just got of floppy dildos, lol


Ajent912

I quickly read this as “floppy disks”. Yup, not the same ;)


ReadingCaterpillar

A crown of Reginald’s quivering members???


fatapolloissexy

You know!!!!!!!!


weeeee_plonk

I just snorted so hard I choked; thank you for that.


Ok-Intern2737

My friend and I have a running joke about writing a Christmas themed monster erotica and “A Wreath of Jingles & Balls” was a title suggestion, if this counts haha 😅


petuniasweetpea

I’d buy it based on the title alone 😂😂


Ok-Intern2737

Oh Holey Night was the other suggestion but I feel like capitalizing on the ____ of ____ & _____ craze could be a move 😂


demurevixen

Queen of Velvet & Steel


picardstastygrapes

I can 100% see this being an actual title. Maybe for a warrior girl type thing.


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petuniasweetpea

Love it!


LaFemJunk

A Court of Traitorous Nips


AnnaDaVinci

A Court of Grovel and Tears.


nelopolaris

My idea of a good time lol


LaFemJunk

A Court of Folds and Lengths


Badatmath212

A court of watery bowels. IYKYK


littlebitchmuffin

That one time I was reading Sarah Maas and she said Feyre’s bowels turned watery… I immediately pictured her having explosive diarrhea. That is not what she meant.


RedBeardtongue

What DOES she mean?! That's literally the only thing I can think of, that Feyre feels like she needs to take a big watery poop.


littlebitchmuffin

Lmao I just did a word search for bowels and she used that phrase THREE times in ACOTAR. I think she just means “I feel like I’m going to be sick”, “I feel nauseous”, etc but the imagery just snaps me right out of it


kittenedgen

Oh but I wish I didn't lol


Amerahkeezy

aka Bubble Guts 😂


Mattyk128

A Court of Purring Cooties


hleef

10/10


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A Throne of Vibrating Dicks


MamaBirdJay

A Crown of Twigs and Berries.


Ebethie

A Court of Pistoning Members (in my head I see a large room full of men with uncontrollable gyrating hips and they line up like a literal train as the aimlessly chug around the room)


fupthesides

🤣


LittleAgoo

A Crown of Alabaster Skin and Glowing Orbs. The Throne of Heart Shaped Asses The Queen of High Breasts and Rosebud Lips


kittenedgen

A Throne of Groans and Grinding


ftsunrise

A Court of Desperate Moans


bad_at_formatting

A Court of Queens and Thrones


lulzerjun8

A Court of Bulges and Bupropion


stinkyenglishteacher

A Court of Porcelain Thrones


emilynna

A Court of Fulfilling Adicktions


jpmartineztolio

A Queen of Courts and Thrones. Ha! Played you.


krazyajumma

A Court of Turgid Nipples and Prodding Lengths. (an ode to 80s-90s Harlequins)


petuniasweetpea

😂😂😂


minnestoagov

A court of clocks and tacos


ch1kita

I read that as ‘glocks’ and thought ‘oh glocks and tacos, like a story of mexican street gangs but make it regency!’


littlebitchmuffin

Queen of Whips and Chains


R0manceL0ver

A Court of Feelings Washing Over Me


daddys_little_fcktoy

A court of vulgar gestures… lol had to


welovearose

A Court of Nubs and Clefts


bewitchedbook

A Court of Grump and Sunshine


EssexCatWoman

A throne of spurs and ice


balancingfoxes

A Court of Cream and Juices 🥰


janeofthedarkraven

A Court of Thigh Apex's and Sliding Hands.


caryboberry

A Holding Cell of Pricks and Stiffs