By - erby__
25?!! You look like you are on your 4th divorce.
Who would marry him?
Whoever he buys?
You’re very sweet to think that one woman would date him let alone 4 to marry him,
LMFAO yo that’s the first thing i thought. This dude looks 35+
I can't make out the finger tats but I'm pretty sure they say "loser" in some language.
He doesn’t even know.
The post-its on the wall represent each attempt at getting laid shot down.
Highfives tattoo- artist.
I think it says “Arby”. He got it done when there was only one.
> tats but I'm pretty sure they say "loser"
Actually, it's the four mandarin characters for "dip shit white guy"
He told the guy he wanted Chinese symbols for “fist of fury”, what he got was “fist me, furry”.
Pretty sure it says “gr00m3r”
Do you think there's ANY chance at all that it says ERBY? Fuck. Oh, shit, supposed to be roasting OP. My bad.
It’s some form of Elvish.
Disregard the finger tattoos for the literal twitch icons tattood on his upper arm..
It's his screen name on his fingers, omg, this screams watches unrealistic porn, and will be single forever in mom's basement.
You are not a day under 42 yrs old, and everyone thinks you are the one that farted.
Reading that this guy is 25 made me realize I'm older than the oldest looking man on earth
Yo I’m 12 years older than this guy and look 5 years younger.
KNOWS you're the one who farted
With that amount of hairloss, shitty 90s tats, and greying hair, I would have guess 40. But the hair might just be dyed
Idk why but this made me giggle like a school girl
His farts are hisses. Prison losened him up
he bends over and they just fly out. you know the ones
That photo screams instability and unemployment
And failed streamer.
The only thing he's successfully streamed is piss into his pants.
The twitch tattoo is a big yikes
Hair was green at some point too, you can see it on the sides. Probably bought Ninjas cringe Masterclass lol.
And going bald
He's so ugly even his hairline is trying to get away...
Even his eyebrows are bailing
Year, roast me was way plenty… No need to roast on self further. It’s bad enough.
I mean: be nice? SMH
...unemployed, 46 year old, sex offender, 25 year old.
Did your tattoo artist do that wall too or did the wall guy do your tattoos?
He did the tattoo guy
A blowjob is still A JOB
Hey, to be fair, it's entirely possible that they were both done by neither a wall guy nor a tattoo guy.
This is literally the truth. In OP's response he said he did both.
I did both. very good observations ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
No wonder you are unemployed
"This is my first time be nice". This is the first and only time you'll ever get to use that line.
Except in prison ...
The inmates have standards
You like like PewDiePie back in the day but the rip-off dollar tree version
Pewdiepie but the Marzia-less, Chris-chan alternate version
You're a 50yo suburban dad and a 22yo graphic design college student at once
your hairline went farther in ur life than you will
Between you putting up post it notes as a twitch stream and you spending money on a NFT avatar, being unemployed is more respectable than where you currently are at in life.
You look like you wash your ass crack with a bar of soap… then directly wash your face after with the same bar
Oh no, your 3 twitch subs are going to be soooooo sad.
You look like a hot topic fucked a klan rally.
I bet he likes letting his dog hump his face
Fuck you...his dog has standards. Not enough peanut butter on earth to hit that.
Somebody give this man an award.
You look like you’re having a pretty wild Rumspringa Jedidiah but there’s work at home on the farm - your Ma and Pa miss you. Please go home.
They wrote to me and said, "he may be missed but not wanted. You keep him"
Haha, subtle yet brutal.
This comment wins ^
I decoded those finger tats he wanted "Live Free or Die" but they say "#8 Kung Pao Chicken" 👊🏼 🥡
Which is most suited for him
Fat, balding, unemployed, pubes for a beard, dumbass tattoos.....save some pussy for the rest of us
Dollar Store Post Malone.
Post Traumatic Malone
Post-it implies he’s useful
Tattoo placement is everything, for you that means currently unemployed low wage earner for life.
He put his resume on his forearm. Stoooopid!
Be nice? You really don't get how this works, do you?
You’re unemployed and it looks like your hair is quitting too
“This is my first time” - words you haven’t or will ever say to a woman.
You got twitch tattoos.
There's legit nothing i can do worse than this.
You look like you just swallowed a shot of your own jizz and kinda like it.
You look 45 and unemployed
From that picture.....we see why 🏼
Lawn gnome Malone
Your beard is good, you’re good at finding shortcuts…to the donut store .
Your hair looks like my Nan’s toenail fungus
Smells of urine.
You’re 25 and look 50….. the shitty hair do/color and knuckle tattoos scream unemployable
You look like you cover black Dhalia Murder songs on Facebook live from the couch you’re surfing on for the week. You don’t care that the person hosting you has to wake up and work in 3 hours because you’re a giant piece of shit. You also steal from their loose change jar while they are gone. And you smoke their weed.
Bro you look old for a 45 yo.
We don't do nice here
25! You mean 52? It's that or you must drink and smoke alot.
Your tats look like a child did them
i’m willing to bet your room consistently smells like moldy ricotta cheese.
Jeezus--how many movies have you directed, Mr. Jackson?
You definitely still live in your mothers basement. Is your name Kyle by chance?
You look like a crack head 🗣️ YOU GODAM BUBBA GUMP NECK ASS MF! and if you want some Advice to fix that NASTY AF BEARD TRIM IT! AND OIL THE BITCH WHY TF YOU DON'T DO YOUR HIGHGENE AND WET YOUR HAIR AND COMB IT ! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME OUT OF MY LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER AND LOSE SOME FKIN WEIGHT CAUSE HOLY SHIT YOU'D BREAK MY FLOOR AS IF I'D EVEN WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE! HWAQ PWOO! I SPIT ON YOU FILTHY DIRTY BASTARD!
(How was that :V ? )
“Be nice” you look like the discord mod version of jacksepiceye
Well at least childcare isn’t a concern
Mine craft trailer park edition.
Bro looks like he was invited to a really long unpaid vacation by his own company.
Great value Pewdiepie
Erby the type of guy to talk to inanimate objects when he gets lonely
Never enough money for rent, but always enough money for shitty tattoos.
Let's see.. your wall art is: post-it notes and a shipping pallet. Did you pick up the pallet from a "reclaimed wood" Facebook marketplace post then realize when you brought it home that you actually need some sort of talent to make it look good? Your inability to finish a simple project explains your unemployment.
If Squirrely Dan joined Yellowcard
At first I thought that might be a beard, but after noticing the way it’s crawling up your face, I realized it’s a rare brown mold. Let it keep growing. You’ll die, of course, but scientist will be able to harvest the mold and develop a cure for cancer. This will give your life a purpose, something that there is 0% chance of happening otherwise.
That skeleton on your shirt is peeking out because he's trying to cry for help and doesn't want to be seen with you.
Dan TDM without the money
Did you run out of hair dye and didn't have enough for your hair?
Off brand pewdiepie
He puts up a post it note for every job interview he's cried during.
Well your welcome for those tattoos, the knuckle tats will help you get that job at McDonald’s
It’s definitely not the first time you’ve been unemployed
I'm just mad that your hairline is receding rather than covering more of your face.
Bro, no one wants to watch you stream Apex Legends. Shave the swiffer duster off the top of your head and get a job
You look like if pewdiepie let himself go.
You, dear sir, look like discount Pewdiepie.
"Insult me politely"
That's *not* how this works, dumbass.
I hate to nitpick, but you misspelled “unemployable”.
Even your anime girlfriend pillow has been cheating on you.
You couldn't decide whether to look like an edgelord or a lumberjack so you settled for a shitty mix of both
Pewdiepie when you order from wish.
“25, unemployed, this is my first time be nice” is also your Grindr bio
You look like one of those men that has encounters with other men
You didn’t need to specify ‘unemployed’. We know.
He also has that vacant stare while recording his girlfriend getting split in two by her bull.
Are those post-it notes all over the walls? Would your mom not let you paint her basement? Did you spend all the time you should have been working plastering the room with paper?
Man child spawn of Al Borland from Home Improvement and Guy Fieri.
Do you mod the antiwork sub?
Grow your beard out longer, shave your head, go to the gym, take boxing lessons, and you’ll be alright.
You used to keep track of the dicks you’ve sucked with post it notes, but had to stop since each post-it cost more than you could charge.
Funny how these unemployed MFs always have a dedicated gaming chair.
Resume written on hemp paper in crayon with a rectangle torn out of then bottom where you needed a rolling paper.
You MUST put your resume on paper, not represented as mindless depictions drawn on your arm with a bunch of fuckin markers and arts and craft stamps.......dumbass.
Didn't think it was possible for Twitch to fire content creators.
You look like you tell your non gamer friends that you’re ranked number 1 in the world on a game you cheat at. Also your beard and tattoos look photoshopped.
Looks like the beard is trying to do the same job of covering a mistake as the tattoos…
“tHIs iS mY fIrsT tImE bE NiCE” sounds like you talking about anal, theres a reason I don’t walk into hipster coffee shops because there’s gonna be guys like you charging 12$ a coffee. You are the human embodiment of “yeah moms letting me stay in the basement til I get on my feet” I could go on but that would be a complete waste of time like you
Was your last birthday also the 20th anniversary of your 25th birthday?
This dude looks like a depressed YouTuber with
less than 1 million subscribers and likes to talk about nsfl topics
Jesse pinkman without Walter white
“Damn baby whatchu do to your hair!”
Like a knock off lead singer of corn
I don't care how much neon green piping the gaming chair they posed you in had, Christopher Hawkins would immediately
kick your ass.
First time, be nice? I bet you say that to all the dudes
Man, you're sitting in a gaming chair inside a Nickelodean room. I can't EVEN with you!!
Looks like an elaborate start to an ISIS video.
You call yourself erby because everyone because everyone you’ve ever met says “er, bye!” It happens so often, that you’ve mistaken their response for your name?
Hand tats. Dad bod. Wanna be steamer. Hairline of a 45 year old including a $10 dye job. Keep your head up. You are gonna have a great career as a Domino’s delivery man.
You’ve aged like a soldier who’s seen combat.
Damn your roommates, parents, moved you to the curb in your gaming chair. That’s cold
25 going on 60.
All those pretty colors in the back helping you attract children as planned?
small streamer 🤣
Those tattoos tell us you don’t have a job.
Do your knuckles say TCBY? Maybe you can get a job slinging yogurt.
Your first time was with your Boy Scout leader
I will be nice the day you move out if your mom’s basement!
You like a let’s player with 1000 subscribers that has the set up of somebody with 10,000
Even your hairline is trying to escape.
You look like you’re unemployed living out of your parents basement so you decided to create a podcast
Do yourself a favor and embrace the bald dude, and no, the fun color doesn’t help the fact that I could land a plane on your forehead.
You’re as much 25 as you are employed.
If hot dog water was a person.
No one wants to watch your twitch streams.
Edit: I wrote this comment and clicked on your profile to learn you actually do have a twitch account which no one wants to watch the streams of.
Portrait of an American douche bag
You look like a reddit mod in the worst way possible.
You look like a biker themed beanie baby
If pewdiepie was poor and fat. But still says the n word
Homeless Post Malone
I'm sorry but what the fuck is that on his head. It looks,lije he made a hair piece from dryer lint
PewDiePie gained weight
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can smell you through the screen, gamer chair and everything.
At least you finally admitted streaming playing games on twitch with 1 viewer (your mom) is not a job.
That’s what he said
Fail-ey Joel Osment
Usually tattoos make someone look tougher but in your case they just make you look even more pathetic
Be nice? It’s a roast. You’re almost as dumb as you are physically repulsive.
Chili's needs line cooks too.
Even OnlyFans won't hire you.
You look like a low budget streamer from kentucky who can't take back his poor tattoo choices and lives with his grandmother.
Tell us your pronouns
Every day your mom wakes up looking at the ceiling of her double wide and says ” why didn’t I swallow “
Why does your face look like you photoshopped it smaller that the rest of your head
Oh, we can tell just by looking at you it’s your first time