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Sweaty_Assignment_90

25?!! You look like you are on your 4th divorce.


wellwaffled

Who would marry him?


go_away_batin_00

Whoever he buys?


mrdobie

You’re very sweet to think that one woman would date him let alone 4 to marry him,


thatman_101

LMFAO yo that’s the first thing i thought. This dude looks 35+


Petegears

I can't make out the finger tats but I'm pretty sure they say "loser" in some language.


Character-King-924

He doesn’t even know.


SickkRanchez

The post-its on the wall represent each attempt at getting laid shot down.


janikbaettig

Highfives tattoo- artist.


reddititty69

I think it says “Arby”. He got it done when there was only one.


Nocta_Venandi

> tats but I'm pretty sure they say "loser" Actually, it's the four mandarin characters for "dip shit white guy"


SLP6088

He told the guy he wanted Chinese symbols for “fist of fury”, what he got was “fist me, furry”.


portypup

Pretty sure it says “gr00m3r”


sofa_king_ugly

Do you think there's ANY chance at all that it says ERBY? Fuck. Oh, shit, supposed to be roasting OP. My bad.


Thirdtwin

It’s some form of Elvish.


urmomlole

Disregard the finger tattoos for the literal twitch icons tattood on his upper arm..


mcgee00

It's his screen name on his fingers, omg, this screams watches unrealistic porn, and will be single forever in mom's basement.


poppoppapi

You are not a day under 42 yrs old, and everyone thinks you are the one that farted.


Peenutbuttjellytime

Reading that this guy is 25 made me realize I'm older than the oldest looking man on earth


3chxes

Yo I’m 12 years older than this guy and look 5 years younger.


Xyra5

KNOWS you're the one who farted


DesktopWebsite

With that amount of hairloss, shitty 90s tats, and greying hair, I would have guess 40. But the hair might just be dyed


therobshow

Idk why but this made me giggle like a school girl


Myst_of_Man22

His farts are hisses. Prison losened him up


TheNakedMars

'Fffff-ffFff-fffphtpttTTT'?


LacrimaNymphae

he bends over and they just fly out. you know the ones


Habanerosauce3

That photo screams instability and unemployment


Wamb0wneD

And failed streamer.


cuteanalfissure

The only thing he's successfully streamed is piss into his pants.


Dizsmo

The twitch tattoo is a big yikes


Wamb0wneD

Hair was green at some point too, you can see it on the sides. Probably bought Ninjas cringe Masterclass lol.


creator1217

And going bald


cuteanalfissure

He's so ugly even his hairline is trying to get away...


TormundAKAGiantsbane

Even his eyebrows are bailing


D-Frost

Year, roast me was way plenty… No need to roast on self further. It’s bad enough. I mean: be nice? SMH


Syd_HatRack

...unemployed, 46 year old, sex offender, 25 year old.


lostmyshoes01

Did your tattoo artist do that wall too or did the wall guy do your tattoos?


MrDrLector

He did the tattoo guy


fordreaming

A blowjob is still A JOB


VegasBonheur

Hey, to be fair, it's entirely possible that they were both done by neither a wall guy nor a tattoo guy.


IONLYPRETENDTOCARE

This is literally the truth. In OP's response he said he did both.


erby__

I did both. very good observations ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


lostmyshoes01

No wonder you are unemployed


planet_chuck

"This is my first time be nice". This is the first and only time you'll ever get to use that line.


don-peak

Except in prison ...


rapidfast

The inmates have standards


coolbean36

You like like PewDiePie back in the day but the rip-off dollar tree version


ifshebreath_sheath0t

Pewdiepie but the Marzia-less, Chris-chan alternate version


Squidward_Mcgee

You're a 50yo suburban dad and a 22yo graphic design college student at once


shaneylaney

Goddamn…😂😂😂😂


EffYerM0m

![gif](giphy|NaxKt9aSzAspO)


jaztub-rero

MOM! BATHROOM!


Random-Gif-Bot

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princessariel8

your hairline went farther in ur life than you will


maddogtannen316

Between you putting up post it notes as a twitch stream and you spending money on a NFT avatar, being unemployed is more respectable than where you currently are at in life.


ThisIsTheMmmkay

You look like you wash your ass crack with a bar of soap… then directly wash your face after with the same bar


BBLLAAKKEE12

Oh no, your 3 twitch subs are going to be soooooo sad.


magnaat

You look like a hot topic fucked a klan rally.


Zealousideal_Top1232

I bet he likes letting his dog hump his face


surroundedbybanjos

Fuck you...his dog has standards. Not enough peanut butter on earth to hit that.


ManOfManyValence

Somebody give this man an award.


ncrdblstrngth

You look like you’re having a pretty wild Rumspringa Jedidiah but there’s work at home on the farm - your Ma and Pa miss you. Please go home.


jaztub-rero

They wrote to me and said, "he may be missed but not wanted. You keep him"


ap0r

Haha, subtle yet brutal.


Peppawhatareyoudoin8

This comment wins ^


pacmanic

I decoded those finger tats he wanted "Live Free or Die" but they say "#8 Kung Pao Chicken" 👊🏼 🥡


neglected-cock

Which is most suited for him


jason544770

Fat, balding, unemployed, pubes for a beard, dumbass tattoos.....save some pussy for the rest of us


Doctor_Joystick

Dollar Store Post Malone.


Fist4achin

Most Alone


ncrdblstrngth

Gross Alone


surroundedbybanjos

Moist Alone


polyaprotic

Post Traumatic Malone


Snogafrog

Post-it Malone


chipotbae27

Post-it implies he’s useful


Flynbyu

Tattoo placement is everything, for you that means currently unemployed low wage earner for life.


Zealousideal_Top1232

He put his resume on his forearm. Stoooopid!


Icannotgetagoodnick

Be nice? You really don't get how this works, do you?


ncrdblstrngth

You’re unemployed and it looks like your hair is quitting too


DZ2k7

“This is my first time” - words you haven’t or will ever say to a woman.


RavioliPastaKing

You got twitch tattoos. There's legit nothing i can do worse than this.


ExcitingARiot

You look like you just swallowed a shot of your own jizz and kinda like it.


BumpyGums

Free protein!


deGenZ01

You look 45 and unemployed


Habanerosauce3

From that picture.....we see why 🫰🏼


GlidingFish

Lawn gnome Malone


Joebert6

Your beard is good, you’re good at finding shortcuts…to the donut store .


Low-Platypus-1578

Your hair looks like my Nan’s toenail fungus


[deleted]

45*


ReneeScott60

Smells of urine.


zevtech

You’re 25 and look 50….. the shitty hair do/color and knuckle tattoos scream unemployable


log_8810

You look like you cover black Dhalia Murder songs on Facebook live from the couch you’re surfing on for the week. You don’t care that the person hosting you has to wake up and work in 3 hours because you’re a giant piece of shit. You also steal from their loose change jar while they are gone. And you smoke their weed.


Weneedaheroe

Bro you look old for a 45 yo.


raven080068

We don't do nice here


ProductSpiritual6779

25! You mean 52? It's that or you must drink and smoke alot.


Bacnnator

Your tats look like a child did them


spacemanspiff266

i’m willing to bet your room consistently smells like moldy ricotta cheese.


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Jeezus--how many movies have you directed, Mr. Jackson?


[deleted]

You definitely still live in your mothers basement. Is your name Kyle by chance?


Interesting-Try5345

You look like a crack head 🗣️ YOU GODAM BUBBA GUMP NECK ASS MF! and if you want some Advice to fix that NASTY AF BEARD TRIM IT! AND OIL THE BITCH WHY TF YOU DON'T DO YOUR HIGHGENE AND WET YOUR HAIR AND COMB IT ! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME OUT OF MY LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER AND LOSE SOME FKIN WEIGHT CAUSE HOLY SHIT YOU'D BREAK MY FLOOR AS IF I'D EVEN WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE! HWAQ PWOO! I SPIT ON YOU FILTHY DIRTY BASTARD! (How was that :V ? )


PositiveBig5445

“Be nice” you look like the discord mod version of jacksepiceye


GrundleMcDundee

Well at least childcare isn’t a concern


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Mine craft trailer park edition.


Spare_Control_4679

Bro looks like he was invited to a really long unpaid vacation by his own company.


Repliednoob

Great value Pewdiepie


Randomdudenamedeli

Erby the type of guy to talk to inanimate objects when he gets lonely


MarJulAle

Never enough money for rent, but always enough money for shitty tattoos.


Candy_Dots

Let's see.. your wall art is: post-it notes and a shipping pallet. Did you pick up the pallet from a "reclaimed wood" Facebook marketplace post then realize when you brought it home that you actually need some sort of talent to make it look good? Your inability to finish a simple project explains your unemployment.


1nTh3Sh4dows

If Squirrely Dan joined Yellowcard


SolitonNC

At first I thought that might be a beard, but after noticing the way it’s crawling up your face, I realized it’s a rare brown mold. Let it keep growing. You’ll die, of course, but scientist will be able to harvest the mold and develop a cure for cancer. This will give your life a purpose, something that there is 0% chance of happening otherwise.


SomethingBorrowed98

That skeleton on your shirt is peeking out because he's trying to cry for help and doesn't want to be seen with you.


Unknowntoiletbrush

Dan TDM without the money


ThatBitch666420

Bum Margera


markieboomer

Did you run out of hair dye and didn't have enough for your hair?


AgentNo_69

Off brand pewdiepie


absolute-zero88

He puts up a post it note for every job interview he's cried during.


TheDongDoodler

Well your welcome for those tattoos, the knuckle tats will help you get that job at McDonald’s


Great-Resolution1279

It’s definitely not the first time you’ve been unemployed


BakedTate

I'm just mad that your hairline is receding rather than covering more of your face.


VileHippie

Bro, no one wants to watch you stream Apex Legends. Shave the swiffer duster off the top of your head and get a job


RippedNChipped

Fat pewdiepie


blorlyblorl

You look like if pewdiepie let himself go.


Certified_Ash

You, dear sir, look like discount Pewdiepie.


I_Has_Big_PeePee

Wish Pewdiepie


sofa_king_ugly

"Insult me politely" That's *not* how this works, dumbass.


Toshimoko29

I hate to nitpick, but you misspelled “unemployable”.


Sardonnicus

Even your anime girlfriend pillow has been cheating on you.


42yearoldorphan

Nice tits


pjrtrumpet

You couldn't decide whether to look like an edgelord or a lumberjack so you settled for a shitty mix of both


connor_Mcfloat

Pewdiepie when you order from wish.


GeneLaVoy

“25, unemployed, this is my first time be nice” is also your Grindr bio


mastersheeef

You look like one of those men that has encounters with other men


xbtaylor

You didn’t need to specify ‘unemployed’. We know.


Available_Ad_636

He also has that vacant stare while recording his girlfriend getting split in two by her bull.


DigestedDiamond

Are those post-it notes all over the walls? Would your mom not let you paint her basement? Did you spend all the time you should have been working plastering the room with paper?


ikaramazovspoema

Man child spawn of Al Borland from Home Improvement and Guy Fieri.


Cynicsaurus

Do you mod the antiwork sub?


CharlieD00M

Grow your beard out longer, shave your head, go to the gym, take boxing lessons, and you’ll be alright.


AcidBuuurn

You used to keep track of the dicks you’ve sucked with post it notes, but had to stop since each post-it cost more than you could charge.


LazyLion65

Funny how these unemployed MFs always have a dedicated gaming chair.


surroundedbybanjos

Resume written on hemp paper in crayon with a rectangle torn out of then bottom where you needed a rolling paper.


Zealousideal_Top1232

You MUST put your resume on paper, not represented as mindless depictions drawn on your arm with a bunch of fuckin markers and arts and craft stamps.......dumbass.


Intde

Didn't think it was possible for Twitch to fire content creators.


AmbientMode

You look like you tell your non gamer friends that you’re ranked number 1 in the world on a game you cheat at. Also your beard and tattoos look photoshopped.


fjwjr

Looks like the beard is trying to do the same job of covering a mistake as the tattoos…


[deleted]

“tHIs iS mY fIrsT tImE bE NiCE” sounds like you talking about anal, theres a reason I don’t walk into hipster coffee shops because there’s gonna be guys like you charging 12$ a coffee. You are the human embodiment of “yeah moms letting me stay in the basement til I get on my feet” I could go on but that would be a complete waste of time like you


GoEataDick789

Was your last birthday also the 20th anniversary of your 25th birthday?


noiavt

This dude looks like a depressed YouTuber with less than 1 million subscribers and likes to talk about nsfl topics


Puzzleheaded-Fish443

https://youtu.be/gzqvnVEqPxM


FarIllustrator535

![gif](giphy|3oz8xMWrl9Mol4BOjC)


_Struggling_autist

Jesse pinkman without Walter white


gbredman

“Damn baby whatchu do to your hair!”


theLastKingofScots

Like a knock off lead singer of corn


GatsbyJunior

I don't care how much neon green piping the gaming chair they posed you in had, Christopher Hawkins would immediately kick your ass.


OhJustANobody

First time, be nice? I bet you say that to all the dudes


RushEnergybanger

Man, you're sitting in a gaming chair inside a Nickelodean room. I can't EVEN with you!!


HarryCallahan19

Looks like an elaborate start to an ISIS video.


BaNd0N

You call yourself erby because everyone because everyone you’ve ever met says “er, bye!” It happens so often, that you’ve mistaken their response for your name?


Dust_Parts

Hand tats. Dad bod. Wanna be steamer. Hairline of a 45 year old including a $10 dye job. Keep your head up. You are gonna have a great career as a Domino’s delivery man.


DerekFuhReal

You’ve aged like a soldier who’s seen combat.


Dr-Autist99

Damn your roommates, parents, moved you to the curb in your gaming chair. That’s cold


Unusual_Friend_7258

25 going on 60.


Ronaldoooope

All those pretty colors in the back helping you attract children as planned?


Senoxis456

small streamer 🤣


mwthompson77

Post Alone


JediMasterPopCulture

Those tattoos tell us you don’t have a job.


WulliesTime

Do your knuckles say TCBY? Maybe you can get a job slinging yogurt.


Original-Plenty-3686

Your first time was with your Boy Scout leader


Wareagle3431

I will be nice the day you move out if your mom’s basement!


CosmicIce05

You like a let’s player with 1000 subscribers that has the set up of somebody with 10,000


MrAshKash

Even your hairline is trying to escape.


Cookie-M0nsterr

You look like you’re unemployed living out of your parents basement so you decided to create a podcast


eatass_smokegrass

Do yourself a favor and embrace the bald dude, and no, the fun color doesn’t help the fact that I could land a plane on your forehead.


DoctorMelvinMirby

You’re as much 25 as you are employed.


RamRod11Bang

If hot dog water was a person.


GardinerAndrew

No one wants to watch your twitch streams. Edit: I wrote this comment and clicked on your profile to learn you actually do have a twitch account which no one wants to watch the streams of.


MysteriousEssay5709

Portrait of an American douche bag


Yun-Jeans

You look like a reddit mod in the worst way possible.


bedorf69

You look like a biker themed beanie baby


Former_Ad_1074

If pewdiepie was poor and fat. But still says the n word


Papichuloft

Homeless Post Malone


sexythicqueen

I'm sorry but what the fuck is that on his head. It looks,lije he made a hair piece from dryer lint


Minoman_Loki

PewDiePie gained weight


harsh_words

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GelatinousSquared

I can smell you through the screen, gamer chair and everything.


Kunipop

At least you finally admitted streaming playing games on twitch with 1 viewer (your mom) is not a job.


Strict-Bass6789

That’s what he said


SchwiftedMetal

Fail-ey Joel Osment


ZIPPERGAMES

Nft


Bacardiguy55

Usually tattoos make someone look tougher but in your case they just make you look even more pathetic


KosherFetus

Be nice? It’s a roast. You’re almost as dumb as you are physically repulsive.


heregoesnuttin67

Chili's needs line cooks too.


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Even OnlyFans won't hire you.


Spare_Noise1391

You look like a low budget streamer from kentucky who can't take back his poor tattoo choices and lives with his grandmother.


hypsterslayer

Tell us your pronouns


hypnotic-exlie

Every day your mom wakes up looking at the ceiling of her double wide and says ” why didn’t I swallow “


KwispyKweme421

Why does your face look like you photoshopped it smaller that the rest of your head


StCecilia98

Oh, we can tell just by looking at you it’s your first time