By - Suspicious-Cup-3721
>I'm the guy who hates exercise but still gets a B
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Only 20 more years until you lose your virginity!
he will never
He will..but on the Down Low
Only because the 73 year old half blind and completely wrinkled old man is too ashamed to admit that he gave this dude his dick
Unlikely but not impossible if he's sentenced to jail!
Dude his dog isn't gonna live that long
And 19 more years til he dies
The more you swipe the more criminal it gets.
This is the guy you want on the jury as a defence lawyer in a child sex crime case
My eyes kept hoping for a relief that never came 😭
Nice photo collection of Boring.
You love hearing women moan “ohh baby” during sex, too bad you’re not hearing it yourself but instead from the neighbor’s house 3 blocks away
I picture him hearing this while pressing his ear against his parent’s bedroom door.
I doubt that he's able too with those protruding ears
Do you have any pics where you aren't doing Norman Bates cosplay?
I'd starve to death trying to get from one of your ears to the other
McLovin is on Reddit now.
He don't need that fake ID. They recognize him everywhere he goes
Those are very nice mugshots
With those ears, every time you nod your head saying no theres a tornado warning.
You look like you just got ass probed.
Only time someone will swipe for you
This is a really bad dumbo cosplay....
I hope you didnt spend all your prostitution fund on education or you aint ever getting laid
I didn't know Mr Bean had a kid
Do you dominate on the girls swim team?
You're half way to being the next 40 Year Old Virgin
You’re top of casting if they ever make a Revenge of the Nerds remake
Breaking: Several special needs students found shot in bathroom and around park
The first through sixth picture are pre offense (molestation failed due to being beaten up by the preschoolers). The last two are either Photoshop or after becoming Big Joe's prison bitch.
I feel like your neighbors will be telling reporters about how you were just a quiet young man one day.
Man, those ears.....you kinda look like a car with doors left open.
Why does he look like every pizza delivery guy ever???
Dude's so soft gotta hold that phone with both hands.
He can hear women say they think he’s gross up to 29 miles away
Everything about you is roasting material. One pic is enough.
Live-Action Frank Grimes from the Simpsons, or Grimey, as his friend Homer likes to call him
Deserves more upvotes.
Just like every single girl on Tinder; there’s absolutely no way I’m swiping right on you. I’ve seen all I need to see thank you.
Be thankful ears never stop growing. I know your future truck stop partners will appreciate the larger handholds
How you manage to have every single face feature unsemetrical, truly a winner of a shitty looks bingo
Peter Woodcock wannabe. Google it.
You have the same look as Jeffery Dahmer. He achieved worldwide fame.
Or Josh Duggar...
From the looks of those pictures either your transition is going really or you need to get your money back.
Cerebral Palsy really is a bitch
If Matthew Haag and Michael Grzesiek had a wide-mouthed child who murdered woodland animals in their backyard like Jeffrey Dahmer.
You get my vote for most likely to get “full metal jacketed” the first week of basic training
Already in the shower waiting to pick up the soap
I think you are the guy who works ion the hardware store
you look like the inbred child of greg and rowley
Ready for the lacrosse team and your golden showers I see.
The poster child for gun control.
Special Needs version of Bill Hader playing the role of a Special Needs version of, Bill Hader.
Young Jared from subway
*looks like MrRobot's gay doppelgänger.*
Sadly, can't roast dry toast.
Youd still be a virgin after fuckin for the first time.
If a bland pasta meal had a face
I seen this same pictures under another name. How often are you banned from Reddit man?
NOW THAT'S A MUG YOU *DON'T* WANT TO CHUG
This mother fucker looks like he can hear colors
Your shower head is more interesting than you
For everyone who had to see these pics, you’re welcome!
I like your Elliot Roger cosplay. Is that what you’re going as for Incelcom 2022?
If Dungeons and Dragons was a gender identity.
A great gallery of pics for the “Miss Prison Bitch 2022” calendar to pick from
Wow! I've never seen an autistic chimp before.
This is what shows up when you type "bad genes"
One pic is enough, we don’t need more proof you’re ugly.
Do us a favor. Delete your Reddit account.
Your parents gave birth to Mr. Potatohead.
I liked the first pic best, I get to see less of your face. Could you take another one with a second phone covering up the rest or, better yet, just use a large tablet.
I've seen people mature with facial hair or growing complexion but not a head that keeps changing shape.
god you got some satellite dishes huh
I'm not going ANYWHERE near you if you put on a trench coat
Oh my God it's bd Cooper's grandson
Careful. Those ears could poke someone's eye out.
Your what I see before you wear my skin
Definitely will be on evening news
You are taking selfies fully clothed in a shower, explains a lot.
Your photos show seem to show the exact moment you learned to masturbate.
Can you hear my roast before I even make it?
You once walked in on your dad fucking the pool boy
You look like you have received an actual wedgie
When the teacher said “Put your listening ears on!” You never took them off
We found nick eh 10
You look like you rage at chess games and play dnd
Didn't really need an entire PowerPoint of Mandumbo and his amazing ears.
Might as well start learning how to do makeup and wigs. You a trans. Ain’t no doubt about it.
I'll whisper my roast to be considerate.
I would, but I'm pretty sure you would be able to hear the sound of my keyboard and come strangle me.
I wouldn't hire you to tap-dance in a mine field.
How tf do you take a picture, and in almost every photo, your phone is the main focus/star of the photo. Incredible
I see a lot of potential in you. Didn't think it was possible, but in your eyes I see a future mass collector of ch1ld P0rnography.
See you on the S.O. list!
If axe body spray was a person
if those ears were any larger you could be called dumbo
In high school we all knew that one kid, that one kid no one liked because he was a smart ass, we called him the “well actually” kid because that’s how he started every sentence.
You are that kid…
You’re so weak you need two hands to hold your phone.
According to my calculations face ass
If a girl casually said hi to you, your response would be to tell her the atomic mass of cadmium
So ugly even he can't bare to take a picture of himself.
Great portfolio bud
Man can hear China
Looks like you are that of a introvert that you cant ask someone to click your picture and taking the wierd mirror selfie
Fora gay bottom you could take better care of yourself
Is your middle name Uvalde?