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The other softball catchers have no chance


superspeshal

At least she never has to worry about dropping her phone in the toilet.


Spanky-Gomez

Yooo! Lol! The winner in my thighs. I mean eyes.


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Yeah, but what about her insulin pump?


tobyzxt85

Underrated


jdsayshello

God damn...that burns. lol


derdsy

Anything will burn here she’s so white she’s clear


G_Viceroy

Seriously. She's fluorescent light white. I had to turn down my brightness just to see what I was looking at.


downtune79

Wow.....I literally laughed out loud. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything because I would've choked


AceArchangel

Holy shit.


CthulubeFlavorcube

Mayonnaise protein shakes for the win.


fluffanutter26

God tier roast


diggum1996

Looks like you never took your gym outfit off since the fifth grade


alblackburn

Oh god, I can feel the smell


CruickyMcManus

lol. I was pondering how she shoved all of that into that outfit, you comment explained it


TazTalks

You look like a vampire that doesn't bite people but instead eats them.


Inebriologist

Does human meat have that many calories?


kiya_vass

It all goes to your tighs


scsibusfault

> tighs


kiya_vass

Yes those I just call tighs


EstherClemmens

By the look of him/her? I'd say she avoids the sun and people like the plague. Even vampires have more color than this


EstherClemmens

My daughter says discord light mode doesn't even compare. Yikes!


Mman222

My big toe has better curves, a better hair line and more personality than you.


Reapers_Actual

"a better hairline" 🤣🤣🤣


034TH

Well that's just not... oh, wait, I just looked at my toe and it is possible. My bad


ReillyDiefenbach

Ronda Unaroused-y


Simba-87

Chick looks like she can kick-start a fuckin train


CudgalTroll

What chick?


drkole

roast of the week


Worldly_Reindeer7611

Ronda Lousy


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-DoomSteeL

Ronda Faucci


yergonnalikeme

Skin looks like she's never felt the burn.....


RacerMike42

Body looks like she's never felt hunger


S0fuck1ngwhat

Or a man.


love2Vax

Are you kidding, that pastey white skin will burn in 1 minute if she ever goes outside. Bet she gets burned at least once a week, if her parents ever let her out of the basement.


readmybleeps

Dudes be octa-gone


SteppeDad

You’re the roundest person I’ve ever seen. Not a single angle on you anywhere.


Admiral_pumpkin

Rocking the dad bod. That’s very gender neutral of you.


colossuskidd

When they walk outside it’s gonna burn worse than our insults


boxingotter

Giant thighs, small tits, receding hairline, resting bitch face, and ghostly pallor.


Spacedoc9

Despite the workout attire, this is probably the only time in your life you'd feel the burn Source: the muffle screaming coming from the airtight seal of her thighs violently pressed together


LifeSlowlyDissolves

She feels the burn everytime she pees.


mr-poop-stain-6-

Zing


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It's Homer Simpson!


illegitimate_Raccoon

Giant thighs lifeless eyes.


Gullible_Newt_6333

She could make an English ghost jealous.


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younggohan81

Male to female in case you didn’t know


Inebriologist

Ugly to ugly.


younggohan81

Forgot what sub this is, 😂


Significant-Age-8663

Merman to sea manatee


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

Merman to FemWhale


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michelcain

lol.. the Gender Identity book behind her gave it away..


thevandal666

You'd have to break its shoulders to titty-fuck it 🧐😂


drkole

unzips


Mrben13

God that's depressing to read.


Snoo_67548

You forgot slight lips.


[deleted]

You outgrew those shorts 30lbs ago. Go put on some sweats.


namey___mcnameface

She probably can't take them off


Emotional-Battle8432

Stand in the sun for a few seconds and you’ll feel the harshest burn in your life


punnotfound

Moonlight should do it too, as pasty as she is...


Joki_ORodovi

Whilst out standing in the sun remember...bug soother doesnt work, get something with deet in it!


darth_analfissure

And they thought they cut the useless part away when you had your dick removed….


TeenGluesniffer

You should want to feel the burn by exercising.


SixStringSuperfly

Sheesh, I had to turn down the brightness on my phone just to look at this


Zofobread

I had to turn my phone sideways to look at this.


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i-painted-my

this is the one. all you need is the blue sash thing


EstherClemmens

Just needs to get breast implants.... And a personality


gravel_warfare

If you wanna feel the burn, I bet you could start a fire with those thighs in some corduroy pants.


ch8r

This cracked me up 🤣


anonymousecoward2

You look like a pool toy.


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That no one wants to play with


Romantic_Road_Kill

If "friendzone" were a girl.


CPW86

That's a dude.


Phallus_O_Malice

It looks like your thighs are swallowing your shorts the same way your forehead is swallowing your hairline.


Towguy231

Hormone treatment seem to be working bro


LetsMakeSomeMoneyGuy

“That’s not your mother! That’s a man baby!”


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nilas_november

Seems to be. The flat chest and squarish face are kinda masculine to me


VulpesLibris

Yup. From their pro, quote posted 2 years ago: " (MTF 6moths HRT) " = Male to Female, 6 months Hormone Replacement Therapy.


LifeIsVeryLong02

Then it's NOT a dude.


BobbyCostner

What did my eyes do to deserve this? They never harmed anyone


NinjaPleaz

Ye be every pirate's dream wit' that sunken chest. Yar! Happy Talk like a pirate day!


Comfortable-Ant-7808

Underrated


pootytang46670

You make polar bears look Nigerian.


Impossible-Air3145

You look like a transgender George Costanza, except with smaller tits.


theranman3

You look like a blob of playdoh


OutrageousFlatworm38

Nobody wants to play though.


tan1106881

Dude stop she's already dead


drkole

no-play dough


therapistfunder

Even with your near luminescent skin, I doubt anyone has ever said you brighten up the room


Inebriologist

Tonya no-tittays.


Mubassie

Pretty sure your muscles never feel a burn.


Greyzer

Like the burn of your chafed thighs? Or more like the burn when you pee?


lostbumbershoot

You look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy’s anemic sister.


ChaWeiner

The Pillsbury Don't Boy.


PlazmahGrenade

You make Voldemort look tan.


vigilanteassassin

No roasting until you get adult sizes tits.


kmjml

Fat Bottom Twilight over here, Sheesh


Better-Interview874

Stephany Seagal


JMIV1976

AAA bra size XXXL panties size


Agreeable-Director41

Thighs so big you can kick start a Boeing


r3vange

I can’t say anything more than what the face of the plushy behind you says.


TeoDobrev

The plushy has seen things, horrible things


Alarming_Potential

Dear fellow reptiloid, when acquiring the skin suit you are supposed to apply the paint to blend in as human. This skin tone gives it away. And please use the human-like eyes provided with your skin. This half form is creepy for reptiloids and humans alike.


mbm2783

You give me a predatory, in the closet teenage lesbian who preys on weaker girls vibe


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Pre op doesn't mean vitamin D deficiency that way


[deleted]

Well she got a D-cup deficiency if that matter…


Individual-Towel-752

You have done me a huge service! I know longer have to think of grandma when I’m trying not to nut


Emil194757

Best one I've seen! Gj


hankmardukas__

OnlyHams


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are you a boy or a girl? **or trans?**


Patron_saint_of_salt

both lol


[deleted]

so trans.


Patron_saint_of_salt

whatever i want to be on any given day, so gender fluid


[deleted]

that's not how it works.


[deleted]

Your skin color is Vanilla Bean Ice Cream.


Aggressive_Bill_2687

From the looks of it about 30 seconds exposed to sunlight and you’ll be burning.


Tdogshow

Chic got a fivehead


OhCrapitsCollin

You know you’re desperate when you’re down to take an STD to get that cherry popped.


Admirable-Doctor2

I can’t believe I’d say this to a woman, but…. please put a shirt on


Shurmonator

Wow you got to be plump and have no tits, how'd that happen


Certain_Shame839

We can all stand down. She flash burn roasted herself taking this selfie.


bigmean3434

Her: wants to feel the burn Also her: i haven’t seen the sun since 2011


matlockmeeks

\#femalepatternbaldness


MajesticGuava

You look like a black man's cat call.


blainesc

"I just want to feel the burn" No burn is bigger than the chaffing between those thighs


stablegeenus

OJ had a better chance of fitting that glove than you do fitting those shorts


WeaselXP

A glass of milk has better color and less hormones.


Overall_Fly_2600

So, we are all hanging out, and my friend says, “let's get some more booze.” So, we all, including you for some reason, pile into his VW bus and head to the nearest convenience store, which happens to be about 20 minutes away. Sure, you are occupying a seat in this outing, but you haven't said a single word. It's no problem because you fade in and out of the group's awareness. You like it that way. We couldn't care less because we don't even know you and you aren't causing problems. Hell, we can't even hear you breathe. When we get to the convenience store, one of the other guys jumps out to go get the alcohol. Do you help? No. Most of us don't even know your name, let alone understand why you would want to ride with us. We aren't even sure you party. While he is in the store, the air in the bus gets frosty. No one questions it, and you wrap yourself up in your navy peacoat. Which is fine because you ask nothing from the others, and they have no idea you are even in the bus. You stare straight ahead, as if you don't even know the other passengers. All of a sudden, I cough. To me, it is just an innocent, incidental cough. Perhaps I have a tickle in my throat. Or maybe it is because the air is cold and biting. No matter. It's just a cough. But as soon as I do, you whip your head around and aim your laser-focus on me. You don't ask me if I am okay (which is totally fine, by the way), but instead launch into a diatribe about the Black Plague and all the lives it claimed. This was unexpected, and since I know nothing about the Black Plague, I remain silent. I later learned this was a mistake, as a friend of a friend relayed to me that you were interested in me and decided to communicate. I lost out that night because I failed to see that the sharing of historical facts was indeed an indication that you were sexually interested in me. I know it's too late, and it is probably for the best. Thanks anyway.


Turdomino

You make those dolphin shorts look like whale shorts!


GrillCosby

A 20 watt bulb would make you burn.


Gretsch61

You look like you'd burn if you walked too close to a 100w lightbulb.


IITYWYBMAD_

Thighs always burning


Better_Arm1787

If you want to feel the burn go to the gym


SteppeDad

You’re very androgynous


Tjeerd1993

If you wanna feel the burn you should go to the gym


ddsharknads

Just go outside


SmexyWaluigi

If you want a nasty burn, go outside Mavis if she decided to go into the military!


direktor1610

Turn of the lights, your skin will burn


JammyEU

It's like you're trying to be more masculine, yet more feminine at the same time.


todd10k

>Feel the burn 3 seconds in the sun should be enough


JohnBarleyMustDie

Wanna feel the burn? Go stand next to a 30w light bulb and wait a few minutes.


Tots2Hots

"I tried to think of something harmless, something from my childhood... Something that could never ever possibly destroy us... Mr. StayPuft."


Vertchewal

Go outside you’ll get burned to a crisp if it’s overcast.


oaktree_b1976

your thighs look two sizes bigger than everything else. You put your pants on over your head?


polysnip

If you wanted to feel any kind of the burn you could either go to the gym or stand under the sun.


ScorpionX-123

Monday Morning Addams


707e

Enjoys shotputting, deadlifting small cars, eating tons of pussy, and a nice pair of work boots.


CriticalThinker_501

Not even the sun dares touching her


mastodon88

Holy shit your tit to waist ratio is anime character like.


gmtcm

You want to burn, put on some corduroy Jean's, when them hams start rubbing together you'll feel the burn.


whackininthetoolshed

Pretty sure if you go outside on a full moon you'll feel the burn.


leiggibtohsil

I'm sure theres a vagina somewhere in that mess


Greyzer

Better bring a snorkel.


PsychologicalAd496

That's a dude


Final_Development_86

Your eyes are red. Have you been crying? As someone from the UK, I've never understood this roasting things. No one really wants to be roasted. Hope you feel better soon.


LordElfa

You'll be the best gym coach the all girls school ever had.


Patron_saint_of_salt

thank you


thepassionofthechris

You wanna feel the burn, huh? Just take a piss after a night with /u/RickRudeAwakening lol


bretto1130xA

Well that's easy. Step out in the sun for 5 minutes.


GilbertGilbert13

What your clients say to you knowing you have chlamydia


StandBy_101

Lady, your skin is so pale it looks like it's made of paper.


wraxle

The Grudge meets Casper


JJF518

Your skin is so light in color you look like a ghost. A couple of good Sun tans will do you good


teetspray

im sure u feel the burn anytime you step into the sun


tacosonbikes

You are probably used to feeling the burn in your naughty parts.


xtnuser

Your only chance at love is carrying around a bucket of gravy at Octoberfest.


Wildwood_Hills270

Those thighs crush anvils


KreisSaysFuckYou

You look like Rikki Lake and Winona Rider had a kid that’s “trying to find themself” in college.


Vincent-56

That STD not enough burn for ya?


jayma0351

How much is the tattoo sicker on your forearm?


Colinfro

You look like you belong on a Casper the Friendly Ghost Rule 34 page


daneddun

Like you do from 5 second exposure to the sun?


CalbotPimp

This is the face you make when you realize that all the money you spent on collars would have been better spent on gimp masks


cumbria84

HRT not going well then?


Rajishwad

Mona Lisa while playing strip poker


Living_Project8079

How the fuck your thigh bigger than your waist and breasts?


Ikeymomo

Just take a 5 minute walk outside and you'll feel a burn


rdbcruzer

You'd have a good career in vampire porn, but no one wants you to suck anything.


AdBitter1377

You need the burn, cause it look light you ain't seen the light of day in months!


Mister_Underscore_06

You wear 30 layers of sunblock


fajadraws

You look like someone who has a collection of bdsm collars...one for each day of the week.


Kolibrick_UwU

"Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!" "Whats gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up!" "No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs! And then you'll blow up!" Also are you gonna start glittering like a disco ball if you go into the sun.(refference to a shitty movie guess wich one)


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Ms. Stay Puffed