T O P

Why God, why?

We are a poor family of 8. Our only joy in life was to play R6S with XIM before being beaten up daily. We are actually homeless and my dad works 40 hours a day. The only fun he ever has is to play R6S with friends on Xim. Now he comes back from the mines and just stares at the wall. My poor aunt was healthy and happy before XIM ban. Now she can't even afford groceries and got diagnosed with being dumb.

Ubisoft why do you enjoy orphan tears so much?

LampaDuck

OP has it easy as most XIM users grew up without parents.


the-royal-z

Using Xim = fatherless behaviour


fordevo1998

More like Using Xim = maidenless behaviour


Polish_Enigma

Why not both


fordevo1998

Both is good.


Due_Chemistry3028

If u still play games = Geek


ChisakiKai1842

I play PC tho....


EquivalentAnxious906

I'd imagine that it's different in your case since you know, mnk belongs to pc


ChisakiKai1842

I was hinting i don't have a father even though i don't use xim


Boomyfuzzball26

maybe he ran away afraid of how much of a Chad you are for using mnk for actual pc


ChisakiKai1842

😎😎still no milk tho


fordevo1998

Nah, he just knew who the REAL man of the house was and couldn't bear being second best to a Giga Chad like you.


EntrepreneurAsleep57

💀


dannyboy6657

Batman be using xim to fight crime


the-royal-z

Have you seen Batman's aim!? mofo definitely ximming


dannyboy6657

Ever see that echolocation vision he had. Man has wall hacks too.


Tdikristof_

Dumb question, what is XIM?


DystopianFigure

It's a non profit that funds many orphanages around the globe. It was recently shut down by greedy ubisoft.


trey_likes_beans

Lmao


[deleted]

Mouse and keyboard on console r6


Tdikristof_

Oh thanks, that's disgusting


Pleasant_Koi

This game is M rated but judging from the average IQ here in the comments everyone who plays this game is fucking 14. Holy shit you kids are stupid, this post is a JOKE


PastaLavasta

Clearly you’re defending xims and don’t want to admit it. Classic /s


The_Cher13

Classic /s or classic. /s?


WhiteGXRoblox

fuck /s, let’s /sex


Alivefrisk527

this man gets it


ACrazedRodent

Classic.exe


BoredDao

What give it away, the homeless with a Xbox+TV+XIM+KnM or the dad working 40 hours a day?


DJDoofeshmirtz3

The XIM user having a dad in the first place is what made it obvious satire


X_hard_rocker

its a human right violation that i can see a 14 years olds opinion online lmao


Ak40x

Damn someone is butthurt about a struggling family of 8 just trying to squeez the amount they paid for a xim for happiness. /s


FlubromazoFucked

Yes it is clearly a joke lol.


cliffman32

My guess is actually that English isn’t their first language, which makes it super understandable from how they’re responding


R6enjoyer

well i am but im mot dumb


Digital_RRS

I’m autistic as fuck and even I realized this post was a joke.


TOXIC_PIGGY

based


stewdadrew

My older brother got diagnosed with dumb after using Xim once. It sucks really bad guys.


arugulasparagus

I can’t even afford a real controller, or a real PC. I’m a father of 12 kids and pay $9,000 in child support each month for kids i don’t even care about or see. I had to move back into my mom’s basement. I guess I’m just stuck lagging in a game that was once the reason I woke up each day


Joint-Tester

I’m so sorry this is happening… :(


tfol2005

There is like 5 times more comments about people not getting the joke than there are comments from people not getting the joke.


dont_kill_my_vibe09

This


thatveryshortkid

what did bro do


NoireXen

This


[deleted]

Fr bro -25 for agreeing😂


PlebbySpaff

Because the children yearn for the mines


OceansZx14

This was a bad joke until I seen a few people take it serious, then it became a good joke lol


pronuntiator

Only 40 hours a day? [You were lucky.](https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE)


DystopianFigure

This is exactly what I was thinking about 😏


Aenigmatista_psn

Was about to post that one..


RobinFromGrimoire

Thots and prayers 🙏🙏


HughJanus911

At least your dad didn't selled his wife for internet connection


DystopianFigure

My mom dieded in a XIM accident


[deleted]

What the actual fvck are people so pressed about. Its a fvckin joke. Can nobody be humoured anymore.


Cringe__Meister

Why are you talking like an ancient Roman?


[deleted]

becavse its cool as fvck


Evoldous

ItS nOt foUl LAngUaGe iF 'fuck' iS SpELleD with a V


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

Oh the v ha ha


Waste_Drop8898

My landline was stolen by COMMUNISTs


olakase321

This is so sad, Alexa play reggaeton


Huszon

The rich get richer and the poor get poorer - Albert Einstein


kel584

Albert Einstein was ahead of his time, he predicted xim


IndependentTwist8389

Actually other great scientists predicted xim, including Bill Nye, Elon musk, and the infamous Dr. Doofenshmirtz🤯🤯🤯


cheekykunny

Not a xim but now all the xims are in bronze where they belong I’m having long wait times in emerald and the people I’m versing now actually have brains.


Excells93

yes because xim or not reaching high ranks still need game sense and knowledge. haha


Temias

I'm sorry little Timmy, but you're just going to have to die with a controller in your filthy, sick hands.


TyeKiller77

God damn, just made me think of Ray William Johnson for the first time in years with the mention of orphan tears lol


Bigfishn

I started reading this expecting something real until they said "40 hours a day".


1510qpalzm

Yeah, me too. I'm in a dark time in my life and when I played r6 with xim, it made it so much better. I don't know what to do without it. It would turn my world upside down on the fact that I can't chest anymore. R6 isn't good when you're not playing mnk. 😔


MemeMan_Spaghetti

Wait, what's XIM?


ItalianPepe

Mouse and keyboard on console


BlueSn0ow

Could be a skill issue tbh


ITZ_GMAN

You don’t understand, ever since XiM got banned, my E-girlfriend (100% a “girl”) left me for a dude who uses a measly Cronus Zen. My friends all left me and now I just get on the hub and contemplate life With XiM, I was finally able to compensate for being absolute dog shit at the game. Damn you Ubisoft, why must you take away my only hope? -*Pretty much every XiM user*


buttblyat

40 hours a day??You dads got soft hands brother soft hands. I work 85 muther mukin hours an hour!!! Soft hands brother.


tenphes31

[Such tears.](https://youtu.be/JfFeEcbHEVs)


gommel

maybe if you didnt get your whole family addicted to XIM you wouldnt be in this mess now would you?


YaBoiRook

Skill issue fr


uzxin

What god do💀


DystopianFigure

The one who gets off of people suffering


Vdubnub88

I absolutely love this sarcasm! Its awesome 🤣🤣


Error9384

Imagine using xim


the-blob1997

This is hilarious 😂 😂


Fellixxio

Lmao


No-Tumbleweed5834

Holy canoli batman these kids are retarded. Twas a joke and bait


Asscheekhotboxer

Lmao


12eriks

In the beginning of post I even believed that its truth...but then it got different turn 😂


RoyalxJeff

Skill issue


BigBrownFish

A part of a world has collapsed.


MaxTheDoberman

How does your day work 40 hours a day?


AdminsAreAss

L bozo. Buy a 500 buck pc and upgrade the ram.


Substantial-Disk-136

L


Machoman94

Lol, thats what you get for being a XIM player, get a job…


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Forgetter-

I agree. Making fun of people who have to endure the struggles of being a XIM user every day is purely despicable. Won't somebody just think of the XIM users :'(


Lapcat420

Nah, there was literally a guy mentioning that he has two kids and a wife like that's relevant to him cheating on a video game or not. It's fucking hilarious. Op might have missed the mark with homelessness or something but I know what he's referring to. So funny.


DystopianFigure

Yeah dumb people's struggle is no joking matter. I am ashamed.


Leguan15

i cant tell if this is a joke or not.


nodgers132

do you speak English?


Leguan15

nope


nodgers132

fair enough. yeah it’s a joke


Leguan15

my point is that i trust a real xim user to do it.


nodgers132

how did you think banning XIM managed to cripple his aunt?


Capital-E

Git Gut with controller son Edit : I genuinely do not know why I’m being downvoted. I taught this was a shitpost so I replied liked a shitpost.


WhiteGXRoblox

Controller? Aren’t you supposed to play this game with Wheel


anxietyfl0wer

I thought we had to use a Wii remote🤔


SmokelessDash-

And you also need at least a Lamborghini to be able to open main menu of this game


KawasokEwok

thats the community for you


Abombinnation

I'm glad y'all are enjoying the game again, but y'all are honestly as annoying as the XIMers on this subreddit rn


justSolvent

What a stupid ass post


Silver_Switch_3109

The ban on xim gave me autism.


Primescape16

You make amy schumer genuinely funny


br0l7an

obsessed, still slamming y’all “champs” since the day mousetrap came out 🤣 #undetected


captcodger

I really hope mods clean up 99% of these trash xim threads. Edit: love the downvotes. Doesn’t change anything. Xim people suck but let’s just move on, why are we screen capping posts from some other board?


sohiales

The post is a joke, calm the fuck dawn


Fuzer

I hope they give us 1 month to enjoy this.


oballistikz

Yeah this is like massive cope for me. I have played since launch but took a solid 1.5 years off because it got so bad. Suddenly it fun again.


HarvzzXD

Bro really thought he did something 💀


the_amazing_gog

This post was funny but yea I agree. Im tired of seeing screenshots of r/Rainbow6 users writing some huge paragraph whinging on the xim forum "roasting" them then when they inevitably get banned, act like they made the ximmers cry. In reality, one mod saw their post, probably smirked after reading the first line, then deleted it and moved on. It honestly gives me 2nd hand embarrassment.


CowardlyMaya_

I seriously hope this is a joke post, if not, you *need* to recheck your priorities in life Edit: Ok it's a joke post, *thank God*!


Who_Else_but_Macho

40 hours a day when theres only 24hours in a day so hmmm totally legit post


DystopianFigure

You must be an undercover ubisoft agent


Who_Else_but_Macho

lmfao nah this is just a clown/troll post


DystopianFigure

Wow are you some kind of Einstein?


DemonicSilvercolt

his middle name is obvious, with the rank of captain


Aromatic_Sir9639

Wow you figured out the joke was a joke, you’re something else


Boundsword00

You sir are a god damn genius the Einstein of our time I tell ya praise be to you 🙇‍♂️


Boundsword00

Me rn after reading your discoveries 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 I think I’m becoming smarter purely due to your existence


sohiales

You think?


Kazk2501

Holy shit hes a genius guys, look its the second coming of christ, einstein reborn


WhiteGXRoblox

Aint that the point?


Who_Else_but_Macho

of being a beta male i guess so


WhiteGXRoblox

Wtf is beta male….. are u still not updated to final version yet?


Mazzie_soup

Most people can realise that this post is satire


w1ls0n360

The easy way to please everyone would be to offer a play with XIM users Yes/No option before searching for a game...


Krooskar

Who the hell would want to play with XIM users??


w1ls0n360

It would be no different if R6 added cross play to PC like other games do lol


Niewinnny

yeah, please do throw XiM users into our queues, we'd love to fuck them into copper V


KawasokEwok

good players lol


wEEzyNL

It won’t fix it, every user not on xim don’t want to play with users on xim. When will people understand that people are using a software to make u play better than you really are.


w1ls0n360

I don't care if people are on XIM (controller user). ​ XIM can play with XIM controller with controller, or mixed. Everyone wins and nobody plays with someone using a different input that they don't want to be paired with.


wEEzyNL

The xim userbase would be very small and they would be upset playing only other ximmers.


deltadeath05

But the whole problem is that XIM registers as a controller… Adding mnk/pc cross-play could potentially reduce the issue (but what controller player would want that?) but XIM users would still be out into controller lobbies. Thats’s the entire purpose of the device.


w1ls0n360

I'm not bothered by XIM users on console. ​ XIM users would only be paired with other XIM users, or people on controller that select cross user input lobby searches.


KawasokEwok

its not cheating tho 🤷‍♂️lol


martinvdb3105

It is litteraly against the TOS of R6S, therefore it is cheating.


KawasokEwok

didnt realize ubisoft and activision were the rule makers of FPS games. lol


Bellicosi

they are the “rule makers” of the games THEY develop… that’s how that works.


martinvdb3105

No point in arguing with him, probably just wants to seek validation for using XIM himself or something. Bro doesn’t understand that the one who makes the game is the one who decides the rules.


KawasokEwok

use controller bro. just dont get why a peripheral thats literally there to use is considered “cheating” when it literally doesnt help. unless you think i or the avg person can suddenly play like a champ when i use a mouse?


martinvdb3105

Dopamine is also an item that is litteraly there to use. I am not saying you will be champ, but anyone with any basic mnk skills can easily improve their rank.


KawasokEwok

bro tbh, im just being annoying for the sake. hagd.


KawasokEwok

then why does everyone in this sub and cod act like using MnK with console on any FPS is cheating? and didnt Ubi just acknowledge MnK as “cheating” like just recently?(albeit due to the community voicing) and activision actually forces crossplay but consoles cant use MnK? lol


Bellicosi

why are you talking about COD, an fps with AIM ASSIST that allows console vs pc crossplay… we’re talking about R6… a game that has no controller aim assist and no console vs PC crossplay. the developers of r6 have said for YEARS that they consider MNK on console cheating. it’s a really simple concept to grasp.


KawasokEwok

tbh. im having the MnK convo on a post about activision just joining ubi and some other company in banning MnK console players too. got the replies mixed up.


Bellicosi

your argument is irrational regardless. you’re trying to defend using an unsupported input (mnk) via illegal 3rd party hardware (xim) to gain an unfair advantage over controller players who are using controller on a game with no aim assist. it’s an absolutely brain dead take.


KawasokEwok

who’s defending? i made a statement. theres a difference bud. talk about brain dead. lmao yall get so pressed that someone not seeing the same thing as you. cant imagine how you handle politics lol MnK isnt cheating. Ok, for Siege it “is” because the community whined enough even though ubi didnt even enforce it until the 2020s lmao one game out of thousands. MnK on console isnt cheating. and i dont get how ppl think it is. “UnFaIr AdvAnTagE” so if i, or the avg person, uses MnK, we’ll suddenly become world beaters? lol


Bellicosi

making a statement of “it’s not cheating” is making a statement in defense of it… you are actually so smooth brained it’s not even worth continuing to converse with you. it has nothing to do with people “whining” enough to get it banned, again, that tone implies you think it shouldn’t be banned, therefore defending it. this isn’t politics, it isn’t an “opinion”. it’s cheating. get over it.


Bellicosi

how can your tiny teenage brain not understand that using mouse and keyboard vs controller without aim assist is an unfair advantage? you’re using your thumb on a joystick vs a mouse with far more precise aiming. there’s not a single pro player or content creator or ADULT that shares your opinion. time to grow up.


Bellicosi

nobody is banning “mnk console players”. you can use mnk on console in games that support it. don’t use an input emulator to use MNK on a game that doesn’t support it or to gain the aim assist from a controller or recoil control while using MNK and you won’t be banned.


KawasokEwok

sure bud. im looking at the article rn but ok


Bellicosi

ok “bud”


deltadeath05

No way you really just tried to use this as an actual argument…


KawasokEwok

then why do ppl apply the “MnK on console is cheating” to other FPS? yall get so toxic over a fucking mouse and keyboard lol


deltadeath05

I don’t have a clue about other communities because I don’t play many other shooter games. The point is in siege theres no aim assist, and mnk gives a clear advantage. Ubisoft stated it’s cheating to do so in siege, we’re talking about siege.


KawasokEwok

tbh got replies mixed up about a post about activision joining ubi and another company in banning MnK console players.


Maxizag123

I hope ur not serious


DystopianFigure

Was it the 40 hour work day or the medical diagnosis of being dumb?


Maxizag123

I am sincerely convinced that u are a very depressed man and i hope ur 8 kids will live a splendid life my almighty sir


DystopianFigure

Your conviction is accurate. Since XIM ban, I've been deeply depressed! The 8 kids are my siblings by the way but our dad is also depressed since Xim.


[deleted]

smartest Wamai main


[deleted]

don’t pit me with him :(


kendrickandcole

These are the type of people that ban Kapkan and Frost


steelers522

Please don’t put me with this man I just like the mp5k


Maxizag123

LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED


SaltdPepper

He is. Being dumb is a very serious illness.


Maxizag123

I suffer from it every day


Falcon47091618

You’ve made that extremely clear


Maxizag123

Thanks dad


Anonymous_ollie

This sounds like all xim players


XXSHREKDXX

S tier shitpost


RUGER5264

Im baffled.


lol443345_

xim users have a skill issue just play m&k on pc unlike playing on console with aim assist m&k


Metalgearemblem

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