We are a poor family of 8. Our only joy in life was to play R6S with XIM before being beaten up daily. We are actually homeless and my dad works 40 hours a day. The only fun he ever has is to play R6S with friends on Xim. Now he comes back from the mines and just stares at the wall. My poor aunt was healthy and happy before XIM ban. Now she can't even afford groceries and got diagnosed with being dumb.
Ubisoft why do you enjoy orphan tears so much?
By - DystopianFigure
OP has it easy as most XIM users grew up without parents.
Using Xim = fatherless behaviour
More like Using Xim = maidenless behaviour
Why not both
Both is good.
If u still play games = Geek
I play PC tho....
I'd imagine that it's different in your case since you know, mnk belongs to pc
I was hinting i don't have a father even though i don't use xim
maybe he ran away afraid of how much of a Chad you are for using mnk for actual pc
đđstill no milk tho
Nah, he just knew who the REAL man of the house was and couldn't bear being second best to a Giga Chad like you.
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Batman be using xim to fight crime
Have you seen Batman's aim!? mofo definitely ximming
Ever see that echolocation vision he had. Man has wall hacks too.
Dumb question, what is XIM?
It's a non profit that funds many orphanages around the globe. It was recently shut down by greedy ubisoft.
Lmao
Mouse and keyboard on console r6
Oh thanks, that's disgusting
This game is M rated but judging from the average IQ here in the comments everyone who plays this game is fucking 14. Holy shit you kids are stupid, this post is a JOKE
Clearly youâre defending xims and donât want to admit it. Classic /s
Classic /s or classic. /s?
fuck /s, letâs /sex
this man gets it
Classic.exe
What give it away, the homeless with a Xbox+TV+XIM+KnM or the dad working 40 hours a day?
The XIM user having a dad in the first place is what made it obvious satire
its a human right violation that i can see a 14 years olds opinion online lmao
Damn someone is butthurt about a struggling family of 8 just trying to squeez the amount they paid for a xim for happiness. /s
Yes it is clearly a joke lol.
My guess is actually that English isnât their first language, which makes it super understandable from how theyâre responding
well i am but im mot dumb
Iâm autistic as fuck and even I realized this post was a joke.
based
My older brother got diagnosed with dumb after using Xim once. It sucks really bad guys.
I canât even afford a real controller, or a real PC. Iâm a father of 12 kids and pay $9,000 in child support each month for kids i donât even care about or see. I had to move back into my momâs basement. I guess Iâm just stuck lagging in a game that was once the reason I woke up each day
Iâm so sorry this is happening⌠:(
There is like 5 times more comments about people not getting the joke than there are comments from people not getting the joke.
This
what did bro do
This
Fr bro -25 for agreeingđ
Because the children yearn for the mines
This was a bad joke until I seen a few people take it serious, then it became a good joke lol
Only 40 hours a day? [You were lucky.](https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE)
This is exactly what I was thinking about đ
Was about to post that one..
Thots and prayers đđ
At least your dad didn't selled his wife for internet connection
My mom dieded in a XIM accident
What the actual fvck are people so pressed about. Its a fvckin joke. Can nobody be humoured anymore.
Why are you talking like an ancient Roman?
becavse its cool as fvck
ItS nOt foUl LAngUaGe iF 'fuck' iS SpELleD with a V
What?
Oh the v ha ha
My landline was stolen by COMMUNISTs
This is so sad, Alexa play reggaeton
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer - Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein was ahead of his time, he predicted xim
Actually other great scientists predicted xim, including Bill Nye, Elon musk, and the infamous Dr. Doofenshmirtzđ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Ż
Not a xim but now all the xims are in bronze where they belong Iâm having long wait times in emerald and the people Iâm versing now actually have brains.
yes because xim or not reaching high ranks still need game sense and knowledge. haha
I'm sorry little Timmy, but you're just going to have to die with a controller in your filthy, sick hands.
God damn, just made me think of Ray William Johnson for the first time in years with the mention of orphan tears lol
I started reading this expecting something real until they said "40 hours a day".
Yeah, me too. I'm in a dark time in my life and when I played r6 with xim, it made it so much better. I don't know what to do without it. It would turn my world upside down on the fact that I can't chest anymore. R6 isn't good when you're not playing mnk. đ
Wait, what's XIM?
Mouse and keyboard on console
Could be a skill issue tbh
You donât understand, ever since XiM got banned, my E-girlfriend (100% a âgirlâ) left me for a dude who uses a measly Cronus Zen. My friends all left me and now I just get on the hub and contemplate life With XiM, I was finally able to compensate for being absolute dog shit at the game. Damn you Ubisoft, why must you take away my only hope? -*Pretty much every XiM user*
40 hours a day??You dads got soft hands brother soft hands. I work 85 muther mukin hours an hour!!! Soft hands brother.
[Such tears.](https://youtu.be/JfFeEcbHEVs)
maybe if you didnt get your whole family addicted to XIM you wouldnt be in this mess now would you?
Skill issue fr
What god dođ
The one who gets off of people suffering
I absolutely love this sarcasm! Its awesome đ¤Łđ¤Ł
Imagine using xim
This is hilarious đ đ
Lmao
Holy canoli batman these kids are retarded. Twas a joke and bait
Lmao
In the beginning of post I even believed that its truth...but then it got different turn đ
Skill issue
A part of a world has collapsed.
How does your day work 40 hours a day?
L bozo. Buy a 500 buck pc and upgrade the ram.
L
Lol, thats what you get for being a XIM player, get a jobâŚ
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I agree. Making fun of people who have to endure the struggles of being a XIM user every day is purely despicable. Won't somebody just think of the XIM users :'(
Nah, there was literally a guy mentioning that he has two kids and a wife like that's relevant to him cheating on a video game or not. It's fucking hilarious. Op might have missed the mark with homelessness or something but I know what he's referring to. So funny.
Yeah dumb people's struggle is no joking matter. I am ashamed.
i cant tell if this is a joke or not.
do you speak English?
nope
fair enough. yeah itâs a joke
my point is that i trust a real xim user to do it.
how did you think banning XIM managed to cripple his aunt?
Git Gut with controller son Edit : I genuinely do not know why Iâm being downvoted. I taught this was a shitpost so I replied liked a shitpost.
Controller? Arenât you supposed to play this game with Wheel
I thought we had to use a Wii remoteđ¤
And you also need at least a Lamborghini to be able to open main menu of this game
thats the community for you
I'm glad y'all are enjoying the game again, but y'all are honestly as annoying as the XIMers on this subreddit rn
What a stupid ass post
The ban on xim gave me autism.
You make amy schumer genuinely funny
obsessed, still slamming yâall âchampsâ since the day mousetrap came out 𤣠#undetected
I really hope mods clean up 99% of these trash xim threads. Edit: love the downvotes. Doesnât change anything. Xim people suck but letâs just move on, why are we screen capping posts from some other board?
The post is a joke, calm the fuck dawn
I hope they give us 1 month to enjoy this.
Yeah this is like massive cope for me. I have played since launch but took a solid 1.5 years off because it got so bad. Suddenly it fun again.
Bro really thought he did something đ
This post was funny but yea I agree. Im tired of seeing screenshots of r/Rainbow6 users writing some huge paragraph whinging on the xim forum "roasting" them then when they inevitably get banned, act like they made the ximmers cry. In reality, one mod saw their post, probably smirked after reading the first line, then deleted it and moved on. It honestly gives me 2nd hand embarrassment.
I seriously hope this is a joke post, if not, you *need* to recheck your priorities in life Edit: Ok it's a joke post, *thank God*!
40 hours a day when theres only 24hours in a day so hmmm totally legit post
You must be an undercover ubisoft agent
lmfao nah this is just a clown/troll post
Wow are you some kind of Einstein?
his middle name is obvious, with the rank of captain
Wow you figured out the joke was a joke, youâre something else
You sir are a god damn genius the Einstein of our time I tell ya praise be to you đââď¸
Me rn after reading your discoveries đ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Ż I think Iâm becoming smarter purely due to your existence
You think?
Holy shit hes a genius guys, look its the second coming of christ, einstein reborn
Aint that the point?
of being a beta male i guess so
Wtf is beta maleâŚ.. are u still not updated to final version yet?
Most people can realise that this post is satire
The easy way to please everyone would be to offer a play with XIM users Yes/No option before searching for a game...
Who the hell would want to play with XIM users??
It would be no different if R6 added cross play to PC like other games do lol
yeah, please do throw XiM users into our queues, we'd love to fuck them into copper V
good players lol
It wonât fix it, every user not on xim donât want to play with users on xim. When will people understand that people are using a software to make u play better than you really are.
I don't care if people are on XIM (controller user). XIM can play with XIM controller with controller, or mixed. Everyone wins and nobody plays with someone using a different input that they don't want to be paired with.
The xim userbase would be very small and they would be upset playing only other ximmers.
But the whole problem is that XIM registers as a controller⌠Adding mnk/pc cross-play could potentially reduce the issue (but what controller player would want that?) but XIM users would still be out into controller lobbies. Thatsâs the entire purpose of the device.
I'm not bothered by XIM users on console. XIM users would only be paired with other XIM users, or people on controller that select cross user input lobby searches.
its not cheating tho đ¤ˇââď¸lol
It is litteraly against the TOS of R6S, therefore it is cheating.
didnt realize ubisoft and activision were the rule makers of FPS games. lol
they are the ârule makersâ of the games THEY develop⌠thatâs how that works.
No point in arguing with him, probably just wants to seek validation for using XIM himself or something. Bro doesnât understand that the one who makes the game is the one who decides the rules.
use controller bro. just dont get why a peripheral thats literally there to use is considered âcheatingâ when it literally doesnt help. unless you think i or the avg person can suddenly play like a champ when i use a mouse?
Dopamine is also an item that is litteraly there to use. I am not saying you will be champ, but anyone with any basic mnk skills can easily improve their rank.
bro tbh, im just being annoying for the sake. hagd.
then why does everyone in this sub and cod act like using MnK with console on any FPS is cheating? and didnt Ubi just acknowledge MnK as âcheatingâ like just recently?(albeit due to the community voicing) and activision actually forces crossplay but consoles cant use MnK? lol
why are you talking about COD, an fps with AIM ASSIST that allows console vs pc crossplay⌠weâre talking about R6⌠a game that has no controller aim assist and no console vs PC crossplay. the developers of r6 have said for YEARS that they consider MNK on console cheating. itâs a really simple concept to grasp.
tbh. im having the MnK convo on a post about activision just joining ubi and some other company in banning MnK console players too. got the replies mixed up.
your argument is irrational regardless. youâre trying to defend using an unsupported input (mnk) via illegal 3rd party hardware (xim) to gain an unfair advantage over controller players who are using controller on a game with no aim assist. itâs an absolutely brain dead take.
whoâs defending? i made a statement. theres a difference bud. talk about brain dead. lmao yall get so pressed that someone not seeing the same thing as you. cant imagine how you handle politics lol MnK isnt cheating. Ok, for Siege it âisâ because the community whined enough even though ubi didnt even enforce it until the 2020s lmao one game out of thousands. MnK on console isnt cheating. and i dont get how ppl think it is. âUnFaIr AdvAnTagEâ so if i, or the avg person, uses MnK, weâll suddenly become world beaters? lol
making a statement of âitâs not cheatingâ is making a statement in defense of it⌠you are actually so smooth brained itâs not even worth continuing to converse with you. it has nothing to do with people âwhiningâ enough to get it banned, again, that tone implies you think it shouldnât be banned, therefore defending it. this isnât politics, it isnât an âopinionâ. itâs cheating. get over it.
how can your tiny teenage brain not understand that using mouse and keyboard vs controller without aim assist is an unfair advantage? youâre using your thumb on a joystick vs a mouse with far more precise aiming. thereâs not a single pro player or content creator or ADULT that shares your opinion. time to grow up.
nobody is banning âmnk console playersâ. you can use mnk on console in games that support it. donât use an input emulator to use MNK on a game that doesnât support it or to gain the aim assist from a controller or recoil control while using MNK and you wonât be banned.
sure bud. im looking at the article rn but ok
ok âbudâ
No way you really just tried to use this as an actual argumentâŚ
then why do ppl apply the âMnK on console is cheatingâ to other FPS? yall get so toxic over a fucking mouse and keyboard lol
I donât have a clue about other communities because I donât play many other shooter games. The point is in siege theres no aim assist, and mnk gives a clear advantage. Ubisoft stated itâs cheating to do so in siege, weâre talking about siege.
tbh got replies mixed up about a post about activision joining ubi and another company in banning MnK console players.
I hope ur not serious
Was it the 40 hour work day or the medical diagnosis of being dumb?
I am sincerely convinced that u are a very depressed man and i hope ur 8 kids will live a splendid life my almighty sir
Your conviction is accurate. Since XIM ban, I've been deeply depressed! The 8 kids are my siblings by the way but our dad is also depressed since Xim.
smartest Wamai main
donât pit me with him :(
These are the type of people that ban Kapkan and Frost
Please donât put me with this man I just like the mp5k
LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
He is. Being dumb is a very serious illness.
I suffer from it every day
Youâve made that extremely clear
Thanks dad
This sounds like all xim players
S tier shitpost
Im baffled.
xim users have a skill issue just play m&k on pc unlike playing on console with aim assist m&k
We live in a society