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Altruistic_Host_4476

Normally you would think that this was the deranged ramblings of a seriously mentally unstable religious maniac, but noooo the fun bit is this is the deranged ramblings of a large part of US society.


Jerrylevitch316

I think this woman might be in Australia from a few posts. Also because she says Australia is all that's left in that one screenshot. lol We've infected the world.


The_Bread_Chicken

That's what you say. But you don't exist, apparently.


Altruistic_Host_4476

Dammit I thought I had no reflection in mirrors because I was a vampire 😟


Benefact09w

Well, they were damn right that Satan would appear as a beautiful, jacked angel.


Bwunt

Would he resemble Tom Ellis and own a snazzy nightclub by any chance? 😁


Jerrylevitch316

Lol They have a big obsession with Jamie Dornan as the devil. This is one of their pages. [https://www.facebook.com/50ShadesofAbuseNOMORE](https://www.facebook.com/50ShadesofAbuseNOMORE) Surprisingly they also believe that "Trump was demons." Can't disagree with that analysis.


gypsyjackson

I don’t think I have seen Jamie Dornan in anything, but he looks like a discount Henry Cavill, rather than the devil.


Jerrylevitch316

I've seen an interview with him, and he looks like a nice dude, and with some charm and wit. He seemed embarrassed by his role in Fifty Shades of Grey, but apparently this woman won't forgive him for being in it. lol Now he's the Lucifer, the Vatican, and the writer of the Bible apparently???


gypsyjackson

Well, I guess writing the Bible would fill long gaps waiting on set. But he’s the devil for, what, simulating sex? It must be exhausting thinking everything and everyone is the devil.


caraperdida

>apparently this woman won't forgive him for being in it Oh so that's why she randomly chose him as a satanic descendant or whatever the fuck it was. I didn't see 50 Shades (IMO, EL James is like JK Rowling except less likable, and I've made sure that I never paid money for anything that would contribute to the royalties she's making off her Twilight fanfics!) but I've seen him in some smaller roles, and, yeah, he's a hot guy. Which is why she's fixated on him. Apparently the Q women are just like the Q men. For some reason they all end up believing that the people they're attracted to are satanic.


Jerrylevitch316

I mean I can only speculate that's the reason why since she has a page called 50 Shades of Abuse No More: [https://www.facebook.com/50ShadesofAbuseNOMORE](https://www.facebook.com/50ShadesofAbuseNOMORE) I hear he did very well in the new Belfast movie. This woman is on Romana Dildo levels of thinking she's a queen and daughter of a god, but with far less followers.


caraperdida

Well, anyone with even a passing understanding actually agrees that 50 Shades was an example of an abusive relationship, not a consensual BDSM relationship. However, I'd guess few in the community (I wouldn't say I am, I just know things) would want to stand up and cheer her on. That's more of an instance of a blind squirrel finding a nut.


Jerrylevitch316

Of course the whole series is abusive garbage. I've only seen excerpts from Honest Trailers on Youtube to laugh at the script. haha Jamie Dornan being Lucifer/Vatican, The Queen of England in drag, the writer of the Bible was certainly a leap though. haha He's also impersonating other people too. A very busy fellow. You would think the devil would make himself a mega star.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Dornan's father who was a physician I believe died of Covid-19 early last year, however I believe that his dad was a truly legit doctor and not one of these anti-vaxx quacks. Jamie probably would not have much patience for those types.


Jerrylevitch316

Oh I think I remember reading that now. Very sad!


Benefact09w

Amazing how they turn on their own guy. All it took was vaccines and the qult hisses and screeches.


Jerrylevitch316

The tide of cannibalism is high in the Qult right now. lol Good, let them destroy each other. A biography of the author of these ramblings: "The real Lords daughter, the first, beginning, end. A pure one, light, energy and purity in genetics, the only pure one left. Queen Alexandriana Eesa Teresa. Her father put her on the throne, she was born The true royal, princess and Queen. Everything and her throne was hijacked by extra-terrestrials and the fallen ones. She has existed in secret to protect her. And you, the seed of the wicked and evil ones have spat in her face, you are being punished and destroyed for your ways. What is going on with destruction of your world, is The Lord her father, punishing the wicked evil ones and all their seed. They stole what did not belong to them. "None so blind as those who will see." I'm not surprised this is one this woman looks like: https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/52864577\_313419602695879\_649919566536769536\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=107&ccb=1-5&\_nc\_sid=730e14&\_nc\_ohc=0dDYwFisq5EAX\_ofvet&\_nc\_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=00\_AT\_dDtRKQOz0BPRB6-wR3ScpPDNDh-2eiw25\_Y47Cu5gNg&oe=620E2BCC


hamster_rustler

Why are like half of the pictures of Jamie Dornan just one half of his face poorly mirrored? Also, I really like saying “Jamie dornan” now


Jerrylevitch316

Most of her pictures are pixelated to hell, or distorted. [https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/271653237\_978518556376144\_4965159117473106473\_n.png?\_nc\_cat=101&ccb=1-5&\_nc\_sid=ae9488&\_nc\_ohc=aJGcVNLJge0AX-8yFUw&\_nc\_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=03\_AVIA9PVFdGOnNLHhb5lBpq6sKu0udOg7PI87pMRVuZb7jQ&oe=620DFC16](https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/271653237_978518556376144_4965159117473106473_n.png?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=aJGcVNLJge0AX-8yFUw&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=03_AVIA9PVFdGOnNLHhb5lBpq6sKu0udOg7PI87pMRVuZb7jQ&oe=620DFC16) That's what we all look like at 800 pixels silly.... I especially love the Trump "was demons" one I posted in the comments where he looks like he just got dusted by Thanos.


hamster_rustler

No but many of his portrait are legit just half his face that she photoshopped into a whole face. Look at the big portrait on the left, first pic. She messed it up , he has two lip creases and nose tips. And I want to know what the point of doing that was


caraperdida

Yeah, now there's a demon I wouldn't mind worshipping!


Jerrylevitch316

She seems pretty bitter about his wife too in quite a few posts. lol


caraperdida

lmao, they are so predictable!


Jerrylevitch316

She made sure to get in Jamie Dornan's ass in this. lmao https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zvTcXkGXYG4/WZVUEPpUBII/AAAAAAAABJ8/dqxqDszpjAYAX3NgaVCC6XgdxgL3iQb5gCLcBGAs/s640/Fifty%2BShades%2BDarker%2Bfucked%2Bup%2Bdemons%2B-%2Bnot%2Bhumans.jpg


caraperdida

The funny part is there's a good chance that was a body double.


Jerrylevitch316

Lol true. She also had a random screenshot of him shirtless and looking down, with no caption or explanation. haha


TapTheForwardAssist

There’s a Federation Army? How’s their benefits package? Do I have to re-do boot camp or can I be grandfathered in?


Jerrylevitch316

Nah you can't because you're a dead Obama clone.


TapTheForwardAssist

Wow, their MEPS is way harsher.


Jerrylevitch316

Thanks Obama.... Dreams shattered. Then covid killed us all again. Can't catch a break.


After-Bumblebee

Why Jamie Dornan specifically? Wouldn't Tom Ellis be more fitting?


caraperdida

Probably because the person who posted that meme is attracted to him. If you look at patterns in who they fixate on, they fall in to the categories of political enemies, and those tend to make the most, sense, but then there's other people the choose that seem much more random and weird to choose. I was baffled by it to, but I'm starting to realize that it tends to be people they're jealous of such as Tom Hanks, people they think nostalgically of such as JFK Jr and Princess Diana, and people they're attracted to which ends up in a weird mish-mash and you end up with memes speculating about whether some model from the late 80s, whom no one under 30 has heard of, is a satanist who also secretly has a penis!


Jerrylevitch316

Right? But, hey don't think about it too much. You're just an AI who has been executed. [https://64.media.tumblr.com/f987655ac51038e673e33b71927ee73d/a43d38b2efe5012d-c6/s2048x3072/32d57f046a6dd0a215d3defa472aa2e2819914a1.png](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f987655ac51038e673e33b71927ee73d/a43d38b2efe5012d-c6/s2048x3072/32d57f046a6dd0a215d3defa472aa2e2819914a1.png) If we're all AI's then who is she trying to save?


After-Bumblebee

I guess only the ones she blindly agree with are actually humans, the rest are dehumanized


Jerrylevitch316

Australia is fake and apparently a dimension, Jesus riding on a donkey (? lol random reference) and dying is fake. Apparently Jesus was also a woman. Satan isn't real/Lucifer is. There was an asteroid supposed to destroy us a year ago, and we are living on a fake Earth. [https://guardians-god.blogspot.com/2020/12/living-in-matrix-prison-you-are-all.html](https://guardians-god.blogspot.com/2020/12/living-in-matrix-prison-you-are-all.html) As far as unhinged fanfiction goes, she's managed to top them all.


sublime2craig

>Demons can not have babies, medical fact people. LMFAO!!! This crazy site is just a goldmine of complete delusion!!!


gypsyjackson

TIL Gal Gadot is married to Robbie Savage.


LatinBotPointTwo

AM I ALIVE?????? On a different note, why do they think Jamie Dornan is the devil? He seems perfectly pleasant to me.


Jerrylevitch316

All is explained here: [https://guardians-god.blogspot.com/2017/08/fifty-shades-darker-red-room-of-demons.html](https://guardians-god.blogspot.com/2017/08/fifty-shades-darker-red-room-of-demons.html) Blah blah demon orgies, blah blah Jamie Dornan is Satan which in another post she said Satan was made up, but Lucifer was real. It's hard to keep up with whether we're alive but AI, dead, or clones. We all died in 2015 from covid or vaccines, and in 2020 wiped out by an asteroid. But also she wanted to let me know in a comment on fb that she had executed me awhile back now I'm AI. lol I guess we're all like Hillary Clinton and Tom Hanks being executed at gitmo every week to the qult.


LatinBotPointTwo

Thank you. That's wild.


Jerrylevitch316

Lmao I'm sure the nude screenshots from Fifty shades were entirely necessary for her to point out the Devil's work. Researchhhh. I laughed so hard because they literally pointed an arrow to his dick area which said Satan. "Jamie Dornan AKA Luicfer's cock a demon. We have much more to expose on this in a third video still to come."


LatinBotPointTwo

It's a verified goldmine, not going to lie.


Jerrylevitch316

For someone who was yelling about demonic social media, she has five different platform accounts. lol


sublime2craig

Just the grammar alone make it comical! "There is no dam Satan, none, another made up character in the fairytail. Eesa - MessiYah female, real, not from this universe or planet." r/ihadastroke


sublime2craig

This little gem almost broke my brain! "Time is suspended, it has not changed, it is still the real December 25th not the 27th December 2019 and not 2021, it will not reach 2021 for any of you, it is now the 25th December 2015. It is not the 31st of Dec, it is still the 25th Dec." ​ r/ihadastroke


Jerrylevitch316

Omg yes that one! lol Maybe because the asteroid got us. But like who the hell is she talking to if "you people are all dead"? lol


gordatapu

Whyyy, why do they write like that


GluttonAsteroth

"and the royal family is all dead" Wishful thinking


libbitz

I can't wait to play this game, when does the beta drop!


kayamarante

I'm sorry...I can't get past sah-TAHN. I think that's what I'm going to call satan this from now on.


les_catacombes

People who are fanatically religious always seem to be a little cuckoo to begin with. This is a lot.


Jerrylevitch316

In this case she made up her own cult/religion. Christians and I'm assuming other religions as well, are demons to her she said.


Free_Tacos_4Everyone

The first pic of dornan is mirrored and i can’t stop laughing at it


percheron28

well shit, I'm French, I've been dead for 3years and I don't know it? Why I am going to work, why am I buying baguettes and delicious wine? If I'm in heaven it sucks, if it's hell, meh, I thought it would be more fun


Jerrylevitch316

Why have you been going to your hologram workplace, while being dead? I'm still not over everything is a hologram to keep the fantasy going, from one of her posts. For who, if everyone is dead in these countries? lol


BESTismCANNIBALISM

Can I finally stop paying taxes and going to work since I'm dead ?


Jerrylevitch316

Yes you can, since the governments are rubble and we are just AI robots now. Unless you're one of the "2 million angels that are executing demons", then you deserved to be executed for crimes apparently. lol


Jerrylevitch316

"Trump was demons" https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/247122038\_2969321629989716\_2298235164013146389\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=102&ccb=1-5&\_nc\_sid=730e14&\_nc\_ohc=aWvCGEGBo2QAX9Kf6gC&\_nc\_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=00\_AT9anDiIy9hWyKqZHMqsX0iAq45Lgqtfy62D8iH9j2U4UQ&oe=61EEDBD7


BadLamont

Draco can’t be bad. They love guns, no? Bbbbbllllat.


StyreneAddict1965

Belief in God apparently affects your ability to write coherently.


Jerrylevitch316

Or rather believing that you're the daughter of God/a messiah in this case.


CoffinDanceOff

Well I mean... He IS devilishly good-looking but that's about it.


good-evening-clarice

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Satan mean "to oppose" or something along those lines? I know it's a dumb nitpick, but come on, if you're gonna pull something out of your ass, at least get that right.


DaisyJane1

Da hell?


Paulie227

I don't know whether to laugh or cry hysterically. And to think these people are allowed to vote.


BabserellaWT

Someone ran out of their antipsychotic meds, I see.


69420A

I don’t even understand what the fuck they are trying to say, some sort of interdimensional war with a federation and no one is real?


Jerrylevitch316

Saturn is a spaceship apparently. Everyone is dead. I commented to the woman on fb nd she said she executed me long ago because I was a demon. Covid and vaccines killed everyone in 2015 apparently, and Obama killed us too and made us all clones while he was president. There was some post about an asteroid hitting the Earth and killing everyone except Australians that live in another dimension. That's where she lives. Now we're just AI. She was also claiming to be the messiah, and that Jesus wasn't real. She's hit the height of ultimate insanity.


CTMQ_

Does anyone in whatever hell this was found at least pose the mere possibility that a smidgen of those claims is perhaps a tad incorrect?


Polar_Vortx

I wouldn’t mind being an alien lizard as long as I get some neat abilities


Jerrylevitch316

I mean you do get to look beautiful at least. lol But other than that, there doesn't seem be any cool abilities.


[deleted]

Why Jamie dornan tho? I understand why they don't like Gadot.


gebodala-jr

This… is the weirdest set of photos I’ve ever seen