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Gamin_en_Tesla

He’d already been punched twice before he knew what the fuck was going on.


Is_It_Beef

The 3rd punch was to being him down to earth gently


LemmyKBD

It’s like the final swing of an axe to bring down a tree. The first cuts are all about setting up the final one.


DankMasterownz

What the fuck are you doing here Max Payne?


JustATownStomper

I wouldn't know right from wrong if one was helping the poor and the other was fucking my sister.


Ozmadaus

Strangely eloquent


charlyoguiness

The sweet science.


Jupitersdangle

He had to have that last punch sink in


kevix2022

It was just a tap.


A-Dawg11

The dude getting socked "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas"


GingerSnapBiscuit

I'm fairly sure after that second punch he had no fucking idea what way was even up any more.


LawTeaDough

Dudes defense had no game. Looked like he was blazing up in that bathroom.


Nati2de

What are you talking about? He blocked every punch…with his face.


tr_rage

Or ate them. Depends on perspective.


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you dont eat anything if you end up under a sink lol


northernontario3

I don't know shit about shit but seeing the puncher throw a couple body blows and then make a solid punch to the head when the other dude lowered his arms makes me think he knew what he needed to do.


boatsnprose

Oh dude definitely has boxed before.


MyExesStalkMyReddit

Yup, tall guy thought he was in the clear because of the height difference. Short guy *knew* that he was in the clear because of the ability difference In high school, any guy who boxes or does MMA as a sport/hobby can pretty soundly beat up any other gut in the school if he doesn’t practice a martial art. It’s almost not even fair


opposite_locksmith

I boxed in high school. I was not good and never won a match and realized I was not cut out for it at all. And then after school a guy cornered me and wouldn’t let me leave until I fought him and I realized how bad the average untrained person is at fighting. It wasn’t even a fight really. He thought he could throw wild haymakers and didn’t realize that he should keep his hands in front of his face. He also didn’t realize that the reason we would spend hours a week skipping rope was so we wouldn’t get doubled-over gasping for air after throwing three punches.


spyson

Second hit probably broke his jaw


chewrocka

I dunno, this guy was all ‘it was just water yo!’ if my jaw was broken I don’t think I’d be saying anything except ‘call an amberlamps’


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i mean his voice sounded fragile af when he said it, could be bc hes just embarrassed but dont know. even before that when someone tried to help him up he said "one sec bruh" and you can tell his tone sounded messed up edit: according to multiple people who went to this school this dude actually did end up breaking his jaw and lost a few teeth as well.


mehmmeh

Sounds like he's trying real hard not to cry


Gail__Wynand

Or trying to just maintain consciousness. I've been rocked like that before and it takes everything to not pass out. He had to have known if he stood up the lights would go out.


_YouMadeMeDoItReddit

I split my jaw in half and have a plate each side of my nose to hold it together and I could still talk.


Illustrious-Phase-48

>call an amberlamps [Amberlamps by Black Betty](https://youtu.be/lhUNnwKkRoA)


piebalddacshund

Those punches came with dental invoices


flimbs

Start all fights with "I hope you got extended insurance coverage".


CunnilingusLover69

Before fight: “Alright man just a tip, you can actually negotiate the price at the hospital. They’re usually good about working with you, you just have to do a little negotiating” *WHACK*


Spappy

He wasn’t asking how’s the weather up there, because he knew the flurries were coming.


RenoXIII

"Thanks, Diane. Today, we're expecting to see an IQ high of 14 and a low of 8 with a 95% chance of rain in people's faces. In the evening, expect that precipitation to turn into flurries travelling...upwards?!"


MajesticPrairieGoat

This is one of the best pieces of figurative writing I have ever read. Hats off to ya!


UnicornBludgers93

uuuuuuu swingin like that.. he has got to have siblings


Saint_D420

That and he’s definitely spent some time smacking pads


DoubleBaconQi

That 3-4 body, 3-4 head did it


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VeterinarianFit5276

Didnt have earphones on, thanks for info and I agree the sss sss sss would be a dead giveaway


BetterOnTwoWheels

And the full torso rotation… and speed.


VeterinarianFit5276

Yeah true but mostly sss sss sss Breh while typing this I can yeah bats in my house. Left the door open for a breeze. Got more than I wanted.


TrekkiMonstr

What is the sss sss sss?


Robot_Basilisk

There's a lot to it. Basically, it's exhaling while punching. You do it for several reasons: 1. To remember to breathe even when you're slugging it out, because novices often perform the [Valsalva maneuver](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valsalva_maneuver) out of instinct in a fight, which requires you to hold your breath and tense your core. If you hold your breath for too long, you deprive your muscles and brain of oxygen and your performance degrades. 2. Emptying your lungs right before you receive a retaliatory attack can prevent you from getting winded by the blow. 3. Many fighters claim that the increase in tension in the core helps you punch a bit harder or generate more momentum. 4. You exhale through your teeth instead of of opening your mouth because ~~an open jaw can move more laterally, and that's how knockouts happen. Additionally,~~ you're more likely to suffer a broken jaw or have teeth knocked out if your mouth is open at all. Exhaling sharply while clenching your jaw creates the generic "sss" sound with every punch. (*/u/BanalityOfMan has been pointed out that these days they believe that neck stresses from rapid head turning and/or stress on the brain from concussive force cause KOs, not sudden tension of the nerve running through the jaw. So clenching may increase likelihood of a KO but you still do it to avoid a broken jaw or lost teeth.*) 5. Some fighters claim that the sound helps them time their punches. It becomes part of the combo.


canttell92

Thanks. I’ll remember this the next time I spray someone with water.


1zzard

If you use a spray bottle, that will make the sound for you.


MachineElfOnASheIf

Bud dum, ssss.


anyokes

Very good


Yuuichi_Trapspringer

Bud Dum, Ssss. ssss. ssss.


Rokk1515

And the spray bottle is exhaling so if it gets hit it won’t get winded


juice_in_my_shoes

Alternatively ypu can spray someone with water going through your teeth while making sss sss sss sound.


BreathingLeaves

This may be the single best piece of info about the topic I have read. Awesome thanks!


710H4SH

breathing while striking. usually first thing they train you to do with most mma/fighting sports


jlonso

Yup, the sounds are usually made during exhale, when a hit lands.


tomathon25

Basically forcing yourself to exhale so you just generally keep up your breath and can do a good inhale when you breathe in. What you don't want to do while fighting is hold your breath which can feel natural because you're kind of tensed up.


Rictus_Grin

Exhaling while delivering punches. This kid has obviously been trained how to fight


unnamedplayerr

Those body shots are under rated


northernontario3

I noticed that and I don't know anything about fighting.. A couple shots to the body and suddenly the head is wiiiiiide open for a ko punch.


sleepybear5000

I was thinking he had some sort of experience. The way he went for the head, then body, back to head was very locked down.


trenchgun91

100% fought before, that was too clean a target swap.


LemmyKBD

Water spraying bro clearly didn’t know who not to fuck with - ever. Now the whole school knows.


iAngeloz

Man stepped up and caught a 10 piece with no fries


Milesaboveu

Supplies muthafucka


Saint_D420

Most people don’t throw a proper hook unless they have some type of training 🤷‍♂️


Robot_Basilisk

Yeah, that elbow angle is what impressed me. Most of these fights you see the kid's arm fully extended, more like a haymaker or a slap than a proper hook. Obviously reaching. This guy's arm was at like 90 degrees, elbow following right behind the fist. His first hit was reaching but when he saw the guy wasn't reacting he stepped in and the next two were proper hooks.


aztechfilm

Yeah 3 perfect chin shots, excellent combos. Pure blitz yes but still worked well, clearly after that first hit he knew that guys wasn’t returning anything lol


Musashi-Miyamot0

I strongly suspect he’s trained some boxing


itssarahw

Yeah that was surgical


and_dont_blink

He has, you can tell by his hip rotation and patterning he knows how to swing. These are such a bummer as whatever the story behind it, "he sprayed water in my face" is not going to go over well with the judge or school, and his life likely just took a sharp left turn.


TheSukis

Reddit’s favorite thing to do: discussing how we can tell that someone has training


haunteddelusion

You must really hate your siblings to hit them that hard lol. This dude probably boxes.


randmusrnm13

Damn. That short kid's got hands. Gotta say.


Extension_Ad4537

lmao


Peabody77

Definitely can tell by dudes body language he never expected anyone to hit him and when they finally did he just stood there. Lol


4411WH07RY

That first one rocked his shit. He was halfway out on the first shot.


percocet_20

\*bop* "Sir I have a collect call from 'ass whoopin' do you accept the charges?" "Uh" \*bop* "Putting you through now sir" \*bop* \*bop* \*bop* \*bop* \*bop*


DistopianNigh

Possibly but I think he was just in shock and was thinking “dude really? Stop your shit”. It’s happened to me before but I also defended myself


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

When you're not used to being hit it takes a minute for your brain to process you gettin hit bruh


SupeRoBug78

it might take a minute longer now for this dude


SEMPER-REVERTI

Even at the end of the video >It's just water bro He learned his lesson when the swelling set in I'm sure, just trying to save face. Don't be a dickhead to random people, they might beat the shit out of you. Also just don't be a dickhead.


Vivid_Angle

Lmao right I remember these types of people in high school


TravelingStranger137

Out of experience, Most tall people don't know how to fight since they usually don't have to.


tchuckss

I gotta bring this insight to the council of short people! Our rebellion may start!


yellekc

As a taller guy I have allied with what appears to be splinter group of short friends that can fight better than me. Your council may not be as united as you think. But I will keep an eye out for any upcoming Order 66 moments.


ActualWhiterabbit

We will use the [ancient defense that has quelled your rebellions since time immemorial](https://i.giphy.com/media/jqI7vrTgA1An4pi4k8/giphy.webp)


tchuckss

Yes, but if there's three of us for every one of you...


Pim_Jickens1811

I’m 6’4 and I don’t know if I can fight because I’m a decent human being that doesn’t look for fights and doesn’t fuck with people for no reason.


Tunechi-

“Currently in hospital” this video is months old tho?


Headcap

maybe he's visiting a relative.


daft_monk1

He sprayed some more water


ronm4c

He’s actually 60 now and is getting his hip replaced


YoMammaSoThin

He has since become a doctor


KungFluIsolation

update: he has now left the hospital to get change from the car.


-Toshi

Maybe he's doing charity work as a clown on the pediatric ward.


Headcap

I'm guessing he didn't bring the squirt flower.


Tom_piddle

Bot accounts creating headlines


JohnTravoltage

As is reddit tradition.


proudbakunkinman

Based on their other comments, don't think this is a bot or person who just uses accounts to boost their karma to sell, but I do think they just reposted this for easy karma, lied about the hospital part for more attention, and are lying in their responses in this thread when they respond to a few people calling them out.


zh1K476tt9pq

reddit is just bots and karma farmers. it's actually broken at this point


haunteddelusion

I don’t understand the karma farming. Isn’t it literally useless?


Nineties_Otaku

Not when you want to sell your bots to upvote propaganda.


Select-Cucumber9024

They sell high karma accounts to bot nets. This site is fully fucked at this point just here to watch it all burn


SeekingLostInnocence

He was still trying to argue when the second punch landed 😂


TBFP_BOT

Even once he's down on the floor and his buddies are picking him up "It's just water bro..."


slowburnangry

Life's a lot easier if you just don't f with people.


lolplsnospez

Seriously just don't fuck with strangers. You never know if you came to see the show or came to be the show.


PauI_MuadDib

Yeah, you never know whose got a temper, loves to fight, is crazy or all of the above. I was on the bus once when this seemingly normal lady jumped up and bit someone for nudging her purse aside so they could sit. It came out of nowhere lol she was dressed professionally and was just sitting there calmly before the shit hit the fan.


ALexusOhHaiNyan

Eh, I definitely know the chance of encountering someone with a temper or human drama in general is exponentially increased when traveling by bus. At least she didn’t decapitate anyone.


Nekroin

But how else should I express that my step-dad is a douche and my mother doesn't care about me anymore?


lookTEETH

music


BurtMacklin____FBI

By drinking alone, silly.


virothavirus

Thats harmful do cocaine like a functional member of society


lolplsnospez

I mean, you coulda swung on your step dad.


Aztllan

“It’s just a prank bruh”


TroyMcpoyle

"haha I'll fuck with the smallest guy, that way he won't do anythOH FUCK"


ok_pitch_x

Yeah totally. This is how I saw it too


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SenpaiBoogie

Always that one dude that always playing way too much and then he fucks around with the wrong one and finds out


Icantopenmyeyes

I’m not a fan of vegetables but I’ve never punched a head of broccoli. Edit: Thanks for the awards! ✨ I promise never to punch vegetables!


domjeff

I mean if he wasn't a vegetable before he definitely is now


Brokenxglass

This hair style is super popular but needs to go.


adrincvs

We are ≈66% water, so the short guy was mainly spraying water into the tall guys face.


pardonthecynicism

I rest my case


robbiekhan

H2 OHHH.


goonerballs

That's some good camera work 👏


R0b815

“One sec bro” 😂


OneHellOfACarrot

“Lemme just shake off the concussion”


naufalap

I fucking hate people who insist the downed person to stand up immediately


OddLookingBloke

Tell me about it. It's surprisingly common. There's this one vídeo of a guy who gets almost killed in a fight, and his friend tries to get him up. Like bro, this dude might not even wake up this month, let alone get up rn. [This is the video ](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/jl83sv/like_in_the_world_series_a_lot_of_lessons_to_be/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Fart_Elemental

It's so fucking dangerous. Often will get them more hurt.


monkeyclawattack

hell of a combo


Nightst0ne

As soon as the guy starts to defend his head, he gets 2 to the ribs and drops his hands.


redrey001

Now he's spraying blood. SMH, dude just doesn't know when to stop.


CertfiedIdiot

I like how all the dudes apparent “friends” started clearing out, they did NOT want those hands lol.


DarVux

He straight up combo locked him


Jeromechillin

Them right hooks was clean as hell. It's obvious tall guy never had anyone actually stand up to him.


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HungrySummer

That kid has definitely been boxing for a long time. That was a crispy combo


spang714

Clean as fuck.


4411WH07RY

That first and second one sounded like bone crack on the jaw.


last_man_onearth

fr,That first hit was clean The fact he locked into the body after that


Occams_

Served up that three piece real quick.


Oregonlost

Want some fucking fries with them nuckle nuggets bitch?


obi_wan_jakobee

Am I old because I think that new style of haircut looks fucking stupid?(29m)


dpwtr

Yes. Do you really wanna go back and evaluate some of the haircuts in our day?


dontshoot4301

I’m 30 and had the emo swoop in highschool so I can confirm that dumb ass haircuts are a timeless staple of teenagers


JonBoyWhite

I'm nearing 40 and definitely saw that dumb fucking haircut growing up.


Centy__

He looks like Sideshow Bob.


blastradii

Cuz he’s an island boy


thisguylmaooooo

No , most of the dudes that have that haircut is not even natural curly hair, they get a perm


CantFindAUserNameFUH

Oh my...


5er0

Bruh I know a guy my age (28) who decided to get a perm and it looks so trash but I can't bring myself to tell him


you-pissed-my-pants

Say you heard someone mention they liked his hair before.


of-the-forest

>Jessica Alba liked ur hair before you put a broccoli on top of your head.


I_degress

*puts on loafers* Damn kids and their silly hair


iUsedtoHadHerpes

New? It looks straight out of 1995. You might be just a couple years too young to remember.


whackworf

Almost 40yo here, I think it looks cool when done right but then again I am bald and would actually take any haircut instead of having none


DonZenova

I'm Old enough to know that hair style is from the 90s


Wendy-Windbag

In middle school I crushed so hard on the skater boys with the stupid long bowl cuts.


lukulele90

Yep we are the grumpy old twats now. You never think it’s gonna be you, than suddenly that music is too loud and the current “styles” look dumb af.


obi_wan_jakobee

It's strange how it happens. One day youre like "this older generation doesn't get it" then you're like "wtf are these kids doing?"


PeopleCallMeSimon

Not old, just weird. Im 31 and couldnt care less what kind of haircut anyone has.


ProbablyOffTask

my god this guy is a monster. went downstairs with the hooks and brought them up top like he was prime Tyson himself lmao


IsThisLost

Ah yes an amazing summary of the “Fuck around Fuck around find out” theory


BeePleasant8236

I think his face is leaking


petey_jarns

Call the amberlamps


c0ca_c0la

Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth.


adstaylor77

Brayden learned a valuable lesson that day…


Bacontoad

... Then promptly forgot it due to his concussion.


macelad

Hey! This happened a few weeks ago at my local high school. Tall guy lost a few teeth and broke his jaw supposedly, last I heard he was in the hospital. The smaller guy trains as a boxer or something outside of school, I was told. He knows how to fight.


dekc123

"just water bro" Sure, but I don't think this is the first time tall guy was being a massive cunt to people


_YouDontKnowMe_

Even after the ass whooping, tall guy still didn't understand why anyone would be mad at him.


MNobody89

“ItS fuCkIn WatEr”


Far-Cauliflower-7325

The kid in the jorts at the end just wanted to take a shit the whole time.


jcwkings

Who squares up and just keeps their hands on their hips?


Dependent-Feature-49

With how those punches were flying at Mach 3 I don’t think he even had the time to react


CazRaX

Tall dude who thought the little dude would never do anything, he learned the truth that day.


AnnieApple_

We all have had these annoying people in school thinking they are funny when in reality they are annoying as shit and deserve to meet the short guy at least once.


Jasminez98

Finally crossed the wrong one.


AshofGreenGables

Definitely an over reaction, but maybe when people have obviously had enough of your shit, you should stop being a dick


Ugly_Painter

He learned where the line was that day.


FistofPie

Unfortunately, his line of "it's just water bruh" suggests he didn't learn this.


LucilleBluthsbroach

Bet he won't be spraying or doing anything else to this short guy again though. I bet he learned that lesson.


Extra-Strike2276

For some reason anything sprayed in my face makes me irrational. I'm not sure the cause but I find it very hard to not lose it when it happens. I think it's due to childhood memories I've blocked out. Doesn't matter if it's just water, you don't know how other people will react.


frogview123

I think most people get more upset if you mess with their face. It’s a part of the body that is physically sensitive, also has many of our perception abilities (seeing, tasting, smelling, hearing) and it’s also key to many social interactions.. someone fucks with your face and they’re fucking with most of what makes you who you are, not quite the same if it’s water on the knee or stomach..


lukeman3000

Yeah; if I get hit or slapped in the face even if it’s a total accident I feel myself get somewhat enraged for a split second until rationalization kicks in. Feels like an activation of the fight or flight response, if I had to guess.


MonoAmericano

Random, unexpected loud noises in my ear have the same effect on me. When my kids have pulled the "I wanna tell you a secret in your ear" and then proceed to (unintentionally) speak at the volume of a jet engine taking off, it takes everything I have to not throw them across the room. Not sure why. I mean, it's obvious no one likes that, but when it happens I feel for and like severely austistic kids who hear the world like that.


clueless_cryptjockey

Dude never even got a single swing in. He will never ever ever again in his life spray water on antoher individual. In fact he will go on to promote not spraying water on an individual anytime he sees it happening.


RadiatorMonk

The beating was little too aggressive though.


OkBreakfast449

Fucked around, found out.


mind_ya_Fin_business

Should have kept that water to yourself little prick


canihavemymoneyback

If someone sprayed water on me in a bathroom I’d probably think it’s piss. Maybe that’s why he had such a severe reaction. Because that’s a bit of overkill for getting sprayed with water. That shorter guy was furious. Either that or the tall guy is always fucking with him and this incident was the straw that broke the camels back.


pjcheme

Not just washroom; in general be suspicious of people throwing liquids on you. Could be anything.


vancesmi

That's how they killed Kim Jong-un's brother.


yavapaikid

Nice perm


RuttedPanda76

Straight up beat his ass fucking clean punches leading to a ko. A 7/10 no body slam.


kapparappatrappa

Life comes at you fast.


Neither-Holiday1640

Setting up a body shot feint and a right hand to put him down. That's some Canelo shit.


Sutekina

Looks like the ticktok fuckboy haircut guy forgot that there are consequences for his actions.