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Significant_Sugar32

He's mad Ed Norton got the part


sboston

*I am Kevin's erect penis watching a video of Red Shorts work out.*


morbidaar

Put your urethra on the curb mother fucker!


ElRocketman

Great fucking reference.


skepticalbob

Peyton Norton.


Neo-is-the-one

Ed Norton / Joseph Gordon-Levitt love child.


Frosty-Panic

Yo, where in phila was this? Can't mistake that accent.


meepbeepmeepbeep

bucks county PA, i recognize the asshole


howie_rules

Once hoagiefest is over we don’t know how to act.


the-great-gritsby

The 2 for $4 Sizzli deals help ease the pain tho.


Rwfan21

How? They both have shorts on.


GhostPepperLube

He has x-gay vision.


Tech-Dumb

a gaydar if you will


FacelessOnes

Michael!


owenstumor

You shop at Sharper Image, I see...


Calisto823

Yes. Both gentlemen need to take their shorts off. For reasons. *Investigation* reasons.


Green_Hat_1940

Bro it’s for research bro I swear, science research


GrayestRock

Fffffuck you


cactar54

Probably the LA Fitness by Neshaminy Mall from the looks of it too.


SpuddMeister

Holy crap, I used to go to that gym, around 2012-2014. Do they still have volleyball games filled with Russians (who were very good)??


Shit_Username185364

Idk why but it’s hilarious that there is some gym in Pennsylvania that had a bunch of really good Russian volleyball players that you remember. So random lol


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

There are good Russian volleyball players EVERYWHERE.


WittsandGrit

Harder to find a Russian who isn't a volleyball shark. And they're all selling a car or know a guy.


Homer69

Sooooo many Russians in NE Philadelphia. My dad hates going to the home Depot closest to him because it's in a Russian shopping center and half of them either don't have licenses or insurance and they drive around without giving a fuck. He got t boned and the woman didn't have insurance and it was her husband's work car and his insurance said she wasn't supposed to be driving so they wouldn't pay. My dad's insurance paid but was so confused how they got away with it. My best friend married a Russian girl and she said her family got dirty looks for bringing a handle of vodka to a BYOB restaurant and then got told they couldn't do that so they now fill beer bottles for their BYOB. Russians 100% live up to their stereotypes.


Ifnwen

So Russian's will drink Vodka with their meals, but instead of pounding it down to get shit faced, it's spaced out with toasts and such. In Russian restaurants that have BYOB it is perfectly acceptable to bring a bottle for the table. They also do not go there to eat and run, but may sit for quite a few hours, ordering the apps, then mains after apps come in and they have eaten the appetizers, then desert and tea. A 750 ml bottle between a group of 6 is approximately 3 standard shots per person. 3 beers, spread out over the course of 2-3 hours in a restaurant. I see where this is an issue if they go to non-Russian restaurants, where eat and run can be the norm. That's not to say some Russian don't drink excessively, but usually at the dinner table it is accompanied by copious amounts of food and spaced out. Think lengthy Thanksgiving dinner with the family, with a shot during and after each course. If you don't eat, you can't keep up- like any drinking on an empty stomach.


Corgi_Hunter

I was once hiking in the Poconos and in the middle of the woods, I encountered a Russian couple. Dude was wearing the full Adidas track suit and the girl had 6-inch high heel flipflops.


BFG_Scott

When the jacket and pants match, it’s referred to as a “Traxedo”.


keladry12

I was in a basic graduate TA (teacher's assistant for bachelor student classes) training course and there was a part where we had to give examples of things that we shouldn't do as teachers. One of the Russian students said "don't come to class too drunk to teach". He was confused when all of us Americans thought he was making a joke. He was really trying to help us.


this_will_go_poorly

Send him a link he needs to know how roasted he’s getting


finger_milk

I hope a whole bunch of you guys on Reddit go to that gym and record the look on his face. He needs a lesson


ioncewasbannedbutnow

and all take their shirts off, hopefully glistening with sweat dripping down their balls, amirite chat


Pretend_Plantain_946

Call the gym and get him banned. Recording at all and definitely recording others is usually against the rules.


But_why_tho456

Yeah my LA fitness doesn't allow recording of others.


Fearless_Ad_4346

Thinks he's the gym sheriff


Schmosby0514

That’s where I live. If I see him, I’ll rip my shirt off and spank the shit out of him. It’ll be confusing for everyone


nukidot

He'd like it.


Pabudo44

He looks super insecure and not comfortable in his own skin at all


JustABoyAndHisBlob

1. Filming shirtless man in gym 2. Smiling the whole time 3. Invites physical contact 4. Gets face within kissing distance


IAmDaven

>bucks county PA, i recognize the asshole Oh no I live in bucks.


GumpTheChump

Geno's Steak & Weight.


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GumpTheChump

"I'm not serving you until you put on a shirt."


0CLIENT

okay then let me finish recording my back real quick


frickindeal

"And give me fifteen squats...yeah, like that...a little lower...yeah."


sgt_barnes0105

Have you ever tried to explain what a Philly/South Jersey accent sounds like to someone who’s never heard it? It’s an impossible task but on the rare occasion you hear it in the wild your ears perk up like a dog… *gooble gobble one of us*


SlobMarley13

this is how Philadelphians flirt.


BigBacon87

Shirt guy wants to sex with orange shorts for sure. He’s got that angry stuck in the closet energy


Tttitolito

fr like why is he recording if it's weird? downbad and defensive go hand and hand


jbertrand_sr

He's recording it to wank off to it later, he just got pissed because he called him out so he had to get defensive and agressive...


Tank-Top-Vegetarian

Very plausible.


BigBacon87

Yeah what’s weird here? The guy minding his own or the guy recording him and screaming unprovoked gay slurs?


Lost_in_La_Mancha

Unmistakable energy


RyanWilliamsElection

It is confusing boiling over.


Gseventeen

He did want to fuck him he said.


HBlight

He's trying so hard to fight his own thoughts that he thinks everyone else can ear them.


joniangel2776

That was my first impression. He's angry because he's attracted to shirtless guy. Years and years of repressed homophobia. Or he's angry because the young guy is so much more fit than he is. Either way, that's a "him" problem. Edit: I meant internalized homosexuality, not internalized homophobia.


pharmacon

Very open homophobia. Repressed homosexuality.


crackboss1

Fuck you, but seriously, when and where can I fuck you babe?


Crackrock9

Fuckkk I’m from the northeast and I’ve never heard someone sound as similar to me as this guy. Fucking jabroni taking my voice, fuck he think this is Lil Mermaid?


QueasyVictory

You keep using that word jabroni . . . . I like it.


brrosee

lmao i actually know the kid from Bucks County right outside philly idk if he’s at the gym we’d go to tho


ButtCrackFTW

"WAT'S GEOWIN OWAN"


ElmoMcSpuds

Idk which one of their accents is more delco lmao


ProfessorHufnagel

That is a Delco accent through and through.


jimsinspace

Yew imup ear ah baily’s in graneht run minnin my ewn business…


SpaceJesusIsHere

en dis dude cut infrunna me fer wooder ice, so I threw down.


breaddits

Werst mundee yever


_wsmfp_

Put yer fucken fown down win ur tawlkin ta me broh


slightlyforthwith

Can’t mistake that disposition either.


ginbooth

This has *American Beauty* written all over it...


really4reals

You're right. I suck dick for money. Two thousand dollars - I'm that good. And you should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three States.


potpourripolice

Look! It's dancing with me! It's like this...this incredibly benevolent force that wants me to know there's no reason to be afraid. Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, it makes my heart burst.


inJohnVoightscar

It's just some trash blowing in the wind, do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is!?


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rpizzzzle

As a Canadian I’m very offended. Sorry, baud


bobbysmokeskush

He wanted to kiss you so bad at the end.


Patient-Variation-22

He was really getting his lips ready.


imsohungrydude

He looked like Malfoy getting ready to pronounce the "P" in Potter


ANUS_FACTS_BOT

How bout you put your P in my B.


stygg12

Init, I think he didn’t know how to control his urge with seeing him top off


man_gomer_lot

I think the missing ingredient in this story is steroids.


seppocunts

No the missing ingredient is locker room buttsex. Old boi wants to be topped by the tasty twink


snogard_dragons

For real that guy has some unresolved homosexual desires


Oldfoldtickler

wish.com Payton Manning is PISSED and a little turned on


ShunpeiChan

BRO I THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE HIM TOO!!!


Low_Good_2546

I thought Edward Norton’s uglier little brother


Tememachine

bahahaha. I really hope [wish.com](https://wish.com) will take the place of bootleg.


james-ellsworth

Shane Gillis with a crack addiction


FedupMessiah

“Weird man, weird” “Fuck you fa***t” He says after having recorded a shirtless man in the gym with a smirk on his face


Dankdope420bruh

This. I just watched a grown man confront his inner gay demons and take it out on a sexy random stranger. Wait those are MY gay demons....


TrentSteel11

“Stupid sexy random stranger!”


orangekleptoplast

“Looks like you’re wearing nothing at all!” “…nothing at all” “…nothing at all”


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Lisa needs braces... *DENTAL PLAN!*... Lisa needs braces... *DENTAL PLAN!*...Lisa needs braces...


Matikezz

Dont you get it? You gotta use reverse psychology! Nah sounds too hard. Ok DONT use reverse psychology. WELL ALLRIGHT I Will!


evDev84

no but seriously, the dude seems like he's battling some inner horniness the shirtless guy is causing and he's mad about it or something. I'm not gay bashing here, but that dude wants some booty and hates himself for it.


Terradactyl87

Yeah, it reminded me of the guy who was harassing those girls at the beach because they were wearing bikinis and he said it was indecent. Clearly he was just doing it because his wife saw him looking, so he had to confront them and act like he was bothered by it instead of attracted to them.


dylanbperry

I remember that guy. I honestly wouldn't even be surprised if his reaction had nothing to do with his wife, given the follow up where he mentions his porn addiction. My guess is that he saw the hot girls, which reminded him of his shame, and he then externalized the shame onto an external target - like the dude in this video.* *All internet armchair speculation of course, take with a grain of salt


ApplecakesMcGee

lake guy and gym guy, brought to you by religious repression of normal human feelings.


dylanbperry

Ain't that the truth


8Ariadnesthread8

YES!!! I was just saying this. Women recognize this very specific type of rage. It's the rage of a dude who is angry at you for giving him a boner.


Terradactyl87

Yup, it's a pretty specific type of rage/shame


Ignoth

As I understand: the rage from perceived "injustice". It starts when you see someone you dislike or believe is inferior. Then to have someone like that seemingly *exercise power over you* triggers feelings of rage/resentment. That someone you see as contemptable and beneath you is seemingly dominating you emotionally. It's all happening in their own head of course. But the humiliation FEELS real. And rather than reflecting on it, they transform it into defensive rage. Take a look at any politically opinionated woman that happens to be attractive. You'll see a bunch of weird dudes who are *unreasonably* obsessed with hating her.


_Enclose_

That is such an alien mindset to me I can barely comprehend some people actually think like this.


Terradactyl87

They usually don't exactly "think" like that so much as they just aren't very self aware about what goes on in their heads. In fact, a lot of people with the worst issues like this are the ones who really can't look inside their head and face the weird though patters they subconsciously live by. Some people's ability to self analyze is non-existent, and they're usually the ones easiest for the rest of the world to see what's going on in their head, but they can't face it themselves.


Ignoth

It's actually quite common. But stuff like this is usually rationalized away. Ergo. A dude sees an attractive woman and for some reason it just PISSES him off. But rather than do self-examination. He instead invents reasons as to why his anger was 100% justified. > She's being an annoying attention seeking slut! > She's using her body to take advantage of people! > Degenerate people like HER are why society is falling apart! This applies to things far beyond just sex of course. People generally don't like questioning their emotional reactions. Instead they assume their reactions were justified and then search for reasons to explain it.


moldypeachys

“She’s so hot she’s making me sexist”


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Terradactyl87

He should probably just steer clear of beaches and pools then


tbird20017

Exactly. I'm a recovering alcoholic, I don't go hang out in the liquor store.


EdgeCityRed

That...is creepily close to the Atlanta massage parlor killer's excuse.


Sweatybballz

I think he likes what he sees but hates how he feels about it.


SuperCub

As a gay, I completely agree with you and I bet that dude has a boyfriend within the decade. Hopefully he’ll look back on this situation with regret.


ExNihiloish

Oh he'll look back on this situation alright but it'll be with his phone in one hand and dick in the other.


Analbox

Oh really you’re gay? Name every gay person.


RBCsavage

Well this dude in the gym for one


Goto10

Could all the gay people report in to AnalBox, please?


klownfish

Laughed harder than I should have. Thanks


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charlib21

And get caught doing drugs with a male prostitute in a hotel room.


dasheekeejones

You forgot underage


suddenlyreddit

> I completely agree with you and I bet that dude has a boyfriend within the decade. >That or he will be elected to a state representative office running as an evangelical republican. Por que no los dos?


AskAboutMyCoffee

Because usually you're caught propositioning boys in a bar or tapping your feet in a specific place in an airport bathroom.


frickindeal

He has a wide stance!


8Ariadnesthread8

As a woman who has been treated this way for tempting a man, it's exactly the fucking same. This is a man who is angry about being sexually tempted and cannot handle it. Whether it's directed at men or women, it's the exact same flavor of vitriol. I never put two and two together until this moment.


JulesUtah

Yeah…I’ve been recorded in the gym before and it’s really unsettling. I started recording back just to mind fuck him, he asked me what I was doing and I said “Getting proof of what you’re doing before I swat that phone out of your hand.”


Kiter12

You tell the manager? That douche should be banned


SovelissGulthmere

I'm gay and I've come here to cosign your comment


Spaniardman40

He's been trying to prat the gay away and its not working. In all seriousness, that is one of the saddest things ever man. I know a guy that recently came out, but everyone knew he was gay, and it was sad to watch him go against who he actually was for most of his life.


luxii4

I had a gay coworker who had been with his partner for over thirty years and everyone at work knew but his family didn’t since his mom would not approve. She finally died and he came out at 67 right after retirement. Moved to Palm Springs which has a huge gay community and just living it up. We’re friends on Facebook and his smile is bigger than I’ve ever seen it. Maybe the retirement helped but the coming out and photos hugging his spouse really makes him look twenty years younger.


pvhs2008

* Closeted * Misplaced aggression * Arguing about a man’s physique * The strongest Philly accent We’ve found the real life Mac, everyone!


public_enemy_obi_wan

His sexuality is about to flip, flip, Flip-a-delphia!


GerudoGreen

* Gave ocular pat down * Assessed threat That's Mac alright.


newbodynewmind

And they are FABULOUS demons.


mouse361

I completely agree, it definitely felt like this man was sexually aroused and that made him uncomfortable so he got angry. Dude needs to self reflect.


enonmouse

It might be bigoted but all gay demons look the same to me.... sexy.


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Absolutely. Guys who react this way are 100% insecure with the fact they think other men are hot and don’t have the confidence to accept it so they just have an aneurysm trying to deny it and take it out on others.


Nahhnope

He's 100% going home and crushing himself to that video while crying.


BigBlueDane

Homie was like “fuck how can I record this Adonis for my spank bank but not get in trouble? I know I’ll start a fight with him. Maybe he’ll even put me in a sweaty headlock”


xgodlesssaintx

r/hornyandmadaboutit


Mac-Actual

He is recording a shirtless guy working out, to show how weird the guy with his shirt off is…yeah that makes total sense. I’m sure it has nothing to do with adding it to his personal spank bank.


dustingunn

Honestly I'm 99% certain he was trying to record the guy to jerk off to, got caught and had to play it off like "this one's going in my cringe compilation" since he's closeted.


rossbcobb

This dude is clearly going through some "emotions" that he doesnt like feeling and this young man causes a flair up in those emotions. This makes him angry at the young man so he is calling him names in hope of that negative connotation will drown those feelings.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

As a gay man, this guy is gay af, super deep in the closet and very likely very hard in denial (and repressing where he actually also would like to be super deep in).


jessejamesvan111

As a straight man, I totally agree. We have an acquaintance who is super offended by gay men. He gets so upset but, like, only when they are buff and handsome. My girl has a field day with it. He gets so pissed. Just be gay, bud. Noone cares.


woosterthunkit

>He gets so upset but, like, only when they are buff and handsome I busted a gut laughing


various_necks

Just brought back a memory, a guy I worked with was named Bud (we all called him Bud or Buddy). I'm 99% sure that was his legal name, but anyways he was one of those old guys that had worked in the Maintenance/Machine shop ever since Jesus was a little boy. You could tell he was just doing this until retirement, but when he was called on to work, he would work - not just laze around. He could build you anything you could dream up. He had a Mr. Rogers kinda face, but all white hair and a 70's porn stache, also white. He had a medium build but had a moderate sized beer belly. Super nice guy. Picture an American dad from the 60's-70's he had that kind of persona. Always talked about football and golf and his 2 grown sons and his grandkids, etc. Anyways, we had a retirement party for him a few years after I was hired and he brought his family along. I met his 2 grown sons and their wives and Bud's grandkiddies as well as Bud's HUSBAND. I knew the guy for 3 years and never once did it cross my mind that he was gay, and married to another man. His husband was an older hispanic guy who reminded me of one of those old guys you see at parks playing speed chess and reading the paper.


sprace0is0hrad

Mr Rogers face and a porn stache? Sounds pretty gay to me but idk


that_girl_there409

Sort of like Dale Gribbles dad.


grahamfreeman

Love is love.


poizon_elff

Yeah I wouldn't jump to the inner gay suppression (gotta say though evidence is strong with this one!), but insecurity/envy for sure. I see fat rednecks shitting on guys with man buns, and it's always a picture of some fit/successful city dude that they'll never encounter or be. Attractive people can pull off any look, for everyone else it takes confidence,


ppw23

Definitely, the guy was filming him FFS. He wasn’t concealing the fact he was checking him out. Hopefully, the shirtless guy showed this to the facility owner or manager. The guy was creepy as hell and target was fairly young.


antoniv1

I dunno man….recording a sweaty shirtless dude, walking up to him, and saying you want to “fuck him up”….seems like there are some closeted emotions in here.


Goto10

“I’m about to give you a fucking handjob, buddy..”


Triangulasaurus

Oh yeah? I will *beat your dick off*. Don't tempt me


AccidentalPilates

I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SWEAT ABOUT


UltravioIence

[DONT MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slB6_XIJ2tw)


BALONYPONY

**I dare you to put your hands on me...**


ImKindaSlowSorry

["I will beat your dick!"](https://youtu.be/rT4BoB-hwgI)


lazeromlet_

All day LONGGGGG


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58king

"I bet my mouth is way bigger than your tiny dick, chump."


Historical_Elk_

"I'll beat your dick off"


danceswithwool

Want me to stick my dick in your ass and pin you to the wall, homo!?! You’ll never workout shirtless again


toddthefrog

“I’ll beat your dick off bro”


WhiskeyXX

I beat your dick off with both hands homie


Historiaaa

[I will beat your dick into the ground!](https://youtu.be/-U0QEIDZGJ0)


banklowned

[This sounds a little familiar... ](https://youtu.be/aooUZuNM_Xk?t=39s)


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You should wear a shirt to the gym. But if you see someone not wearing one and feel like taking the time to address it, simply tell gym staff.


stlkatherine

Came here to ask if it’s bad form to go shirtless at the gym. I’m an old fat lady, don’t know gym etiquette. When I’m in my element, though, and I see people doin it wrong, I find that a little kindness or humor works.


tloontloon

Both parties are weird. Nobody is working out at a public gym with their shirt off. It’s unsanitary and against the rules for most gyms.


LaserGuidedPolarBear

"Hey man, think you could put a shirt on so you don't get even more swest all over everything? Nah? K I'll go let staff know, they can deal with your nasty ass."


Diego2150

My gym had strict rules for wearing shirt at all times. It's a lot more cleaner that way. If not, the person is like a human sprinkler... Other requisite was to bring small towel always.


KillDogforDOG

Yup, it's a pretty common rule. No one needs your sweat trail all over everything and i certainly prefer not using equipment after you rubbed your ring-worm and other skin conditions on it. But obviously the way dude in the shirt went about it is beyond fucking nuts.


Mathilliterate_asian

Yeah I wouldn't record it but I always thought it's just basic decency to have a shirt on in the gym. Unless when everyone's not wearing a shirt then I'd do the same. Granted I live in a city where shirtlessness is generally frowned upon but I've been to quite a few gyms around the world and none of them allow you to go top naked. But then if no staff was stopping op I guess it's not a problem?


daybreakin

"Hey, its gym policy to keep your shirt on for hygiene and etiquette reasons please". Could've also worked.


Okami-Alpha

Right. I wondered that too. But angry dude should have just gotten gym staff to handle it instead of flying off the handle.


copyrider

“I can’t believe you took your shirt off. Fuck I’m so angry. Damn it, now I’ve got a boner. Look what you did!”


PaGaNfUn818

Angry guy looks like true value version of Edward Norton.


birdyofblue

He peaked In high school, that’s why he’s mad.


KindaKrayz222

Pretty sure he NEVER peaked, at anything, other than smirking 😏 🤔


Pure_Tower

I think he's got a peak in his pants right now.


snosberry_snot

He is mad that you are turning him on, because he is "not gay" .


tommyrulz1

Just tell management if it bothers you that much. 🤷‍♂️


100RAW

He wants to kiss him sooo bad. You can see it.


Equivalent_Squash

100% angry closeted gay man.


Flxpadelphia

Listen man you got two choices, you can either put on a shirt or let me suck your dick. What's it gonna be buddy?


mountainbikinghunter

This right here. He saw the guy shirtless and felt it move a bit. And it pissed him off.


Damerman

My thoughts exactly.


bamawildlife4321

Seems like seeing dude working out shirtless got him feeling feelings he don’t like feeling. Went on the aggressive to cover it up in his mind………..somebody wanted to tag dat ass and didn’t know how to handle it.


catbro89

Working out shirtless may be slightly weird, but cursing someone out for it is just straight up dumb af.


Surfjohn

Dude was 1000% attracted to the shirtless guy, and was pissed at himself for feeling that way.


roodgoose82

Repressed homosexual anyone?


SinisterDexter83

Fuck you, I'm not gay, you don't even know me, why you singling me out and calling me gay? Out of all the people on the Internet, you just decide to call me gay? Say that to my face and I'll take my shirt off instantly and wrestle you to the ground, get right up in your face, holding you tight, my body pressed to your body, my muscles tensing on your muscles, beads of sweat dripping off my rippling biceps as I tenderly force you into submission, the strain of it all causing us both to eventually collapse into a panting, exhausted heap, our bodies tangled up in each other, perspiration glistening on our heaving chests, I'll grab a fistful of your hair and use the last of my strength to pull your head back so your eyes are looking directly into mine, then I'll say: "Call me gay again, bitch." Because I'm *not* gay. So shut up.


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Uh, keep going, I’m almost there. . .


xitzengyigglz

And then we cum. The end


whiskeylover

Poetry


dudenamedfella

He even made a video to jerk off to later


tyrannicalteebagger

It is pretty weird to be in a public gym shirtless. It’s also weird to try to fight said shirtless guy after filming and staring at him. I call this a draw.