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Never do high kicks in street fights

Never do high kicks in street fights

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BJB3333

This dude beat his own ass.


killemslowly

This is not the first time this has happened to this guy.


thelimpgimpsdelight

This is off topic but that is a fucking gorgeous tree in the background


which_i_isoneofam

I was staring at it trying to guess what city this is! Maybe Savannah or somewhere in one of the Carolinas 🤔


I_can_get_you_off

Bucs jersey. Probably Tampa. There are a bunch of shitty bars in Tampa called “Linksters”


attongirdeaux

Im betting he was really drunk because other dudes friends were helping him and he still couldnt get a hit in.


Mister-guy

They held the wrong dude back.


attongirdeaux

Honestly I think they were thinking about the legal consequences for the not drunk guy if he started beating him. Battery charges are 15+ years of your life.


Nattylight_Murica

They did the right thing. Dude was so drunk he thought he was chuck Norris. He didn’t connect and couldn’t have possibly put up a real fight.


MY_dixie_WRECKED33

Y’all acting like this was an accident. Old head used the force on that fool.


I_POST_RANDOM_CRAP

"This is not the fight you are looking for"


Capable_Address_5052

**MORTAL KOMBAT!!!** *record scratch*


DanielTigerr

Steeeeeeerike one.


CronoX89

Should have worn the chuck norris action jeans.


IDontGetIt68

So much intent. I’m upset red didn’t give him a couple hits


Double-Candidate-249

That was like a middle kick at best.


OrderThroughChaos1

*Never be drunk and do high kicks in a street fight


darodardar_Inc

Where did the gun go?


DrBigWilds

Great season opener.


pure_cane_sugar

Orange Sherbet Shirt was flailing his shit all over.


JaTheRed

You hear him snap his own neck


Waterwagon_78

Or always do high kicks in a street fight!🤣


1SmartyKat

White guys reenacting Japanese Samurai movie moves never ends well!


MrBlutters

Before cell phones this story might have a different ending for conman mcgregor when he told it.


that1kidmike

Shout out to Polk County!


ariadesitter

fuck i thought he was breaking out in a show tune When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day.


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

He missed so badly both his shoes came off lol.


thezixx

Wtf


Yung-Bison

lol he kick the red hat guy in back of the head


choborallye

You right, front kick works way better


AlienRobotSamurai

He came to kick his own ass and choke on bubble gum


doko-desuka

He thought it was a dance fight.


ram__Z

I love the cameraman’s laugh at 0:10


camdevydavis

Was the other guy reaching for a weapon?