Drive by jokes
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Too soon I guess
It's never too soon for a drive by.
How you gonna act extra tough and worry how about mommy and daddy’s insurance is gonna cover that
With Colin Quinn
Looks like patrice is in this one
thats show biz baby
Nah dudes humor hit a rough patch
Looks like that car hit a rough patch
Haha! Got Eeeem
Looks like that group of individuals is a rough patch.
Looks like the street has a rough patch
Your mom had a rough patch, but I just moved it to the side.
Looks like the durex your mom tried to use hit a rough patch
Ohh shit lol
Unstable crowd, they’re literally a sudden audio cue away from unjustifiable aggression
or maybe they're stressed and mad that they crashed their car and a joke about it pissed them off? i'm not saying it was wrong of him to make the joke, but you have to empathize with the crowd.
With logic like that, it’s not surprising that the majority of the global population are literal 5150’s with access to heavy machinery, equipment, and tools without any restrictions. That doesn’t bother you? It doesn’t cross your mind that those zombies could turn against you or those you care about?
That type of encouragement and justification will only push the problem to the point where those people will turn violent without any provocation. You need to reconsider the decisions you make if that doesn’t bother you.
Like NPC on aggro
His material must be a wreck
But no colin quinn in sight.
I got into a wreck in my little pick up that looked similar to this. I was standing on the shoulder looking at my only means of transport and unbeknownst to me standing under a billboard for auto repair. Some witty asshole rolled by and shouted “hey that’s ironic, huh” pointing at the sign. It’s been 15 yrs and I am still salty
Tbf that is pretty funny
I actually laughed out loud at this. lol
Any time I see a video that reminds me of the British guy saying “I know I can’t park here” I can’t NOT laugh out loud.
Lmao please share the link for that
u r a saint
Pretty funny actually.
Yeah the hilarity to effort ratio is really high on this one. I’m a fan.
No you’re a person
No, you’re a person.
You're a towel!
No… you’re a towel.
Wanna get high?
No, this is Patrick!
No. I'm a fan.
How dare you assume what he is/isnt
Recycled meme on TikTok but original is much funnier
This two year old video is not the first time someone said “you can’t park there” to someone in a wreck.
The police have been saying it for ages
some bootlicker actually downvoted this. unbelievable.
Nah, that guy isn't even pissed off. The people in the original video were furious.
yeah well you don't get funnier than a polite exchange between brits.
i can think of like a million billion things that are funnier
no you can't.
I'm aware. I'm also baiting. and it's working.
GO AWAY BAITIN
Sounds like something a loser with a lot of free time would do, but damn ya got me *slaps knee*
hey dude, I'm not the guy who put effort into being cut up about it. and don't try'n tell you me you aren't cause you're calling me a loser for fucking with redditors on my day off.
yeah, it is.
[this one is way better lmao](https://youtube.com/shorts/pAw3mVCVr5c?feature=share)
It's not really though.
I think it’s the brits accents that make a lot of things more funny. They even argue funny.
The thing is I don’t think he was joking. I think he really thought the guy was parking there.
The lady coming in at the end made me holler. Thank you I’ve never seen the original before
Always keep your audience riveted!
Those foos got all feelings at the end.
You good? WHATS UP THEN
Should followed up w after being asked “What’s up then?”…..
*parents insurance (likely)
By the sound of their voices that's definitely sure
That's kinda cringe in rl tho "your insurance"
Nah, two word comeback and it’s completely true. it’s perfect.
They sound too dense, it would fly over their heads.
Sadly, that night none survived the shots being fired
Jesus christ when you think about it differently that’s dark lol
No guns in the US at night mate
That was pretty fucking funny tbh
How could you not laugh
I probably wouldn't laugh if it was my car. Maybe months later when its behind me and I catch up on all my bills.
Lmao the projection is real with this group of friends. The idiots are the ones who crashed their car, not the guy making the joke 💀
I mean i literally laughed out loud but if I just got in an accident and some random person just drove by making jokes I would be mad pissed.
All good till the car breaks down.
And no other car around, meaning these geniuses had some accident befall them that was **definitely** not their fault
No the other car was smart enough to pull off the Main Street lol
Salt to rub that deep wound haha
Gets in accident 3 miles down the road
Driver: "You can't park here"
People in accident: "Shut the FUCK UP!"
What’s up then
Ah thank you video transcriber
Yes that is what happened in the video
So funny, there’s a video where this guy makes a really similar joke:
My favorite part is when the Driver says “You can’t park here” & the people in the accident say “Shut the FUCK UP”
Yep, that’s what the video said
Who the fuck upvotes this comment?
Probably the same idiots downvoting yours lmao
Dick move ngl, but that’s hilarious lmao
Hispanics sure love using the N word
God I hate tough guys like that. “What’s up then?” Like jfc chill out dude
*^laughs in ghetto^*
HeH hegheh HeehHhh cmOn cuuuuH schhhhheiiTTT
That's awesome! :D
Ah beautiful El Paso lol
Never change El Paso
How to you front end and rear end damage? Never mind, that’s a split roast.
Lmfaooo ‘shut the fuck up’ got me! 😂
“‘Scuse me sir, you cahnt pahrk there.”
“I know I cahnt fucking park there”
Then they’d have a crashed car AND assault charges
“Ayo wassup then nigge” Real quality human being lmao
That was brutal!
Ain’t it so funny how today’s human beings the younger generations will get mad and upset and treat everyone around them like shit for stuff they fuck up.
People have been doing that since time immemorial has nothing to do with "younger generations" just human nature.
You people are everywhere on Reddit and YouTube comments talking about how broad problems with human nature that have always existed are symptomatic of “today’s youth” or “society these days.” Where do you people come from
Same place you did.
This is my life on Reddit. Nobody has a sense of humor.
Not funny bro didnt laugh
No sense of humor
Every 7-11 in the vicinity was robbed this night
He'll have a handicap sign soon enough
So just for the rest of my life 99% of dudes are going to be LARPing as black guys they’ve seen on TV if anyone confronts them? “What’s up then, n*gga?” What’s up is you are so weak-minded and lacking in a basic sense of identity that you’ve glommed on to someone else’ culture in a pathetic, facile attempt to create a facsimile of what you perceive as strength, which is in fact just a racist stereotype of a black man that is irrationally violent. My question is, who on earth has ever been intimidated by this tactic? It instantly lets you know that your presumptive opponent is dumb af, and probably can’t put up a fight because their brain is just a ball of mush made of grape flavored backwoods they paid 100x price for online to extra pretend to be black arghhhhhj
You probably need a therapist dawg
Yeah that’s a douchebag play… you have no idea if someone was seriously hurt from that bro.
Must be your car 💀
Their behinds definitely were damaged
Lighten up champ. It’s just a joke
Hopefully they learned to not be texting and driving.
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you can't park there sir
probably didn't hear what you said, each time someone's yelled something at me from a moving car, I can never understand wtf they are saying, and whether it's a harmless joke, compliment, or just them yelling vitriol, can usually never tell between the two when all you hear is garbled yelling from a blurry head.
Probably thought he was insulting them without hearing what he said and just had a go back.
Wasup then wasup!!!
Where was this?
Love this. Would watch hours of this.
Brilliant line to be honest
lol they were big mad
Is he a comedian or something?
Someone yelled this at me while my vehicle was pulled over on the side after being smashed by a truck. I was confused... until this video. Whoosh.
thats the exact same sound clip that was in the first video i saw of someone doing this.
The only joke that didn't kill the crowd but probably kill the entertainer?
nothing a lil bondo and a buff can’t fix
why is his car silent
Dudes was saying whats up, why didn't he stop and talk to them?
No lie I would’ve laughed if that was my car 😂
I wanna be this guy when I grow up
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"You shut the fu..ck uu....p"
I love how they all took a moment till they understood his joke
“He said wassup then?” For what . Worry about your insurance going up haha
Gen Z mad
Fitfam El Paso lol
That was such a low blow dude! That was not right.
I usually tell people they dropped their pocket. Works every time
The only type of drive by I can boogie with