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negativelift

Tough crowd


No-Neighborhood-5999

Too soon I guess


The_DriveBy

It's never too soon for a drive by.


colossuskidd

How you gonna act extra tough and worry how about mommy and daddy’s insurance is gonna cover that


LukeHarper4President

With Colin Quinn


KPIH

Looks like patrice is in this one


C-Fifth

thats show biz baby


GLIICI

Nah dudes humor hit a rough patch


EnterSilentHill

Looks like that car hit a rough patch


Dangerous-Ad9983

Haha! Got Eeeem


HamiltonMutt

Looks like that group of individuals is a rough patch.


GLIICI

Looks like the street has a rough patch


donotgogenlty

Your mom had a rough patch, but I just moved it to the side.


GLIICI

Looks like the durex your mom tried to use hit a rough patch


Datboialex4200

Ohh shit lol


Dirxty_LiiCens

Unstable crowd, they’re literally a sudden audio cue away from unjustifiable aggression


define_lesbian

or maybe they're stressed and mad that they crashed their car and a joke about it pissed them off? i'm not saying it was wrong of him to make the joke, but you have to empathize with the crowd.


Dirxty_LiiCens

With logic like that, it’s not surprising that the majority of the global population are literal 5150’s with access to heavy machinery, equipment, and tools without any restrictions. That doesn’t bother you? It doesn’t cross your mind that those zombies could turn against you or those you care about?


Dirxty_LiiCens

That type of encouragement and justification will only push the problem to the point where those people will turn violent without any provocation. You need to reconsider the decisions you make if that doesn’t bother you.


giibro

Like NPC on aggro


dolerbom

His material must be a wreck


istia123

But no colin quinn in sight.


ooppoo0

I got into a wreck in my little pick up that looked similar to this. I was standing on the shoulder looking at my only means of transport and unbeknownst to me standing under a billboard for auto repair. Some witty asshole rolled by and shouted “hey that’s ironic, huh” pointing at the sign. It’s been 15 yrs and I am still salty


spgtothemax

Tbf that is pretty funny


Ishihado

I actually laughed out loud at this. lol


PortionOfSunshine

Any time I see a video that reminds me of the British guy saying “I know I can’t park here” I can’t NOT laugh out loud.


DontTrustMe69

Lmao please share the link for that


MakesYouSeemRacist

https://youtu.be/fkjnafI9Al8


Legendary_System

u r a saint


Artygonewrong

Pretty funny actually.


AccountingMyChips

Yeah the hilarity to effort ratio is really high on this one. I’m a fan.


Evening_Raisin7569

No you’re a person


crippler95

No, you’re a person.


iamluciferscousin667

You're a towel!


uuid-already-exists

No… you’re a towel.


H377Spawn

Wanna get high?


WannaGetHighh

Always


RockinDocs15

No, this is Patrick!


Northgates

No. I'm a fan.


BakedSteak

How dare you assume what he is/isnt


Chronobones

Recycled meme on TikTok but original is much funnier https://youtu.be/fkjnafI9Al8


newtoreddir

This two year old video is not the first time someone said “you can’t park there” to someone in a wreck.


kdwaynec

The police have been saying it for ages


bunrollbreadloaf

some bootlicker actually downvoted this. unbelievable.


leenis

it isn't


Hellwolfe007

it is


FreeThinkingMan

Nah, that guy isn't even pissed off. The people in the original video were furious.


Hellwolfe007

yeah well you don't get funnier than a polite exchange between brits.


mummy__napkin

i can think of like a million billion things that are funnier


Hellwolfe007

no you can't.


luisless

Thats subjective


Hellwolfe007

I'm aware. I'm also baiting. and it's working.


b1tchf1t

GO AWAY BAITIN


luisless

Sounds like something a loser with a lot of free time would do, but damn ya got me *slaps knee*


Hellwolfe007

hey dude, I'm not the guy who put effort into being cut up about it. and don't try'n tell you me you aren't cause you're calling me a loser for fucking with redditors on my day off.


Deathjester99

Not really.


Hellwolfe007

yeah, it is.


XsvAdvanced

[this one is way better lmao](https://youtube.com/shorts/pAw3mVCVr5c?feature=share)


_YouMadeMeDoItReddit

It's not really though.


Competitive-Wish-568

I think it’s the brits accents that make a lot of things more funny. They even argue funny.


No_Organization5188

The thing is I don’t think he was joking. I think he really thought the guy was parking there.


i_give_you_gum

*Sigh


Drew_Dure

The lady coming in at the end made me holler. Thank you I’ve never seen the original before


Shaneblaster

Always keep your audience riveted!


NirvanaYoMomma

Those foos got all feelings at the end.


nfreshn

You good? WHATS UP THEN


unaultimaves

Should followed up w after being asked “What’s up then?”….. Your insurance


Bonafide_Aquemini

*parents insurance (likely)


Unbereevablee_Asian

By the sound of their voices that's definitely sure


joker_7987

That's kinda cringe in rl tho "your insurance"


bulld-tx

Nah, two word comeback and it’s completely true. it’s perfect.


IntrepidSjw

They sound too dense, it would fly over their heads.


[deleted]

Sadly, that night none survived the shots being fired


Sirdoodlebob

Jesus christ when you think about it differently that’s dark lol


MomoXono

No guns in the US at night mate


unlitlanterns

That was pretty fucking funny tbh


middleclasswarfare

How could you not laugh


Alessiya

I probably wouldn't laugh if it was my car. Maybe months later when its behind me and I catch up on all my bills.


19h_rayy

Lmao the projection is real with this group of friends. The idiots are the ones who crashed their car, not the guy making the joke 💀


arson_is_awesome

I mean i literally laughed out loud but if I just got in an accident and some random person just drove by making jokes I would be mad pissed.


-VRX

All good till the car breaks down.


PinkyStinky1945

And no other car around, meaning these geniuses had some accident befall them that was **definitely** not their fault


Snozzberrys420

No the other car was smart enough to pull off the Main Street lol


Accomplished_Tie6033

burn😂😂😂😂😂


eZiioFTW

Salt to rub that deep wound haha


Fresh_Athlete_7288

Gets in accident 3 miles down the road


coder999999999

Driver: "You can't park here" People in accident: "Shut the FUCK UP!"


unaultimaves

What’s up then


DementedMaul

Premiums


Lone_Wanderer97

Ah thank you video transcriber


Direct-Analysis

Yes that is what happened in the video


telperionite

So funny, there’s a video where this guy makes a really similar joke: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pre6nu/drive_by_jokes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Snoopy_Your_Dawg

My favorite part is when the Driver says “You can’t park here” & the people in the accident say “Shut the FUCK UP”


Living-A-Meme

Yep, that’s what the video said


rmwalshy

Who the fuck upvotes this comment?


corey30d

Probably the same idiots downvoting yours lmao


BootyInspector96

Dick move ngl, but that’s hilarious lmao


mobilghost1

Lol


LDAR24_7

Hispanics sure love using the N word


SithSkate03

God I hate tough guys like that. “What’s up then?” Like jfc chill out dude


broken_arrow1283

*^laughs in ghetto^*


BoringApplication549

HeH hegheh HeehHhh cmOn cuuuuH schhhhheiiTTT


TemperatureTop4332

😂😂


GEEZUS00

Lmaooo


ckayfish

That's awesome! :D


raiizita

Ah beautiful El Paso lol


kograkthestrong

Never change El Paso


10_Virtues

How to you front end and rear end damage? Never mind, that’s a split roast.


beerinoculum

HAHAHAHAHA


LZYDYSMMA

Lmfaooo ‘shut the fuck up’ got me! 😂


Reselects420

Classic “‘Scuse me sir, you cahnt pahrk there.” “I know I cahnt fucking park there”


LeBrown_James666

Chad


[deleted]

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Living-A-Meme

Then they’d have a crashed car AND assault charges


latinuh96

😂😂😂


livelyone3

“Ayo wassup then nigge” Real quality human being lmao


HuntyCong

That was brutal!


wokelord33

Ain’t it so funny how today’s human beings the younger generations will get mad and upset and treat everyone around them like shit for stuff they fuck up.


AxumitePriest

People have been doing that since time immemorial has nothing to do with "younger generations" just human nature.


WheelchairEpidemic

You people are everywhere on Reddit and YouTube comments talking about how broad problems with human nature that have always existed are symptomatic of “today’s youth” or “society these days.” Where do you people come from


wokelord33

Same place you did.


WheelchairEpidemic

b…brother??


Bathroom-Afraid

This is my life on Reddit. Nobody has a sense of humor.


Alm8360NoScoPro

Not funny bro didnt laugh


Bathroom-Afraid

No sense of humor


vanlykin

Every 7-11 in the vicinity was robbed this night


PoolAddict41

He'll have a handicap sign soon enough


nope_and_wrong

So just for the rest of my life 99% of dudes are going to be LARPing as black guys they’ve seen on TV if anyone confronts them? “What’s up then, n*gga?” What’s up is you are so weak-minded and lacking in a basic sense of identity that you’ve glommed on to someone else’ culture in a pathetic, facile attempt to create a facsimile of what you perceive as strength, which is in fact just a racist stereotype of a black man that is irrationally violent. My question is, who on earth has ever been intimidated by this tactic? It instantly lets you know that your presumptive opponent is dumb af, and probably can’t put up a fight because their brain is just a ball of mush made of grape flavored backwoods they paid 100x price for online to extra pretend to be black arghhhhhj


Enzhymez

You probably need a therapist dawg


IllustriousStorm5730

Yeah that’s a douchebag play… you have no idea if someone was seriously hurt from that bro.


rawlikethat

Must be your car 💀


biggotMacG

Their behinds definitely were damaged


Chulebloom1

Lighten up champ. It’s just a joke


newtoreddir

Hopefully they learned to not be texting and driving.


wokelord33

Hahahahahahhaha!!!


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pfc_charlieb

you can't park there sir


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treeboy10

probably didn't hear what you said, each time someone's yelled something at me from a moving car, I can never understand wtf they are saying, and whether it's a harmless joke, compliment, or just them yelling vitriol, can usually never tell between the two when all you hear is garbled yelling from a blurry head. Probably thought he was insulting them without hearing what he said and just had a go back.


Laxzilla24

Lmaoooo


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Wasup then wasup!!!


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Puzzleheaded_Mode_18

Where was this?


savagecitizen

Love this. Would watch hours of this.


suculentjay

Lmao


[deleted]

Brilliant line to be honest


bebopcola84

lol they were big mad


Yazyyy

Is he a comedian or something?


aquadood

Someone yelled this at me while my vehicle was pulled over on the side after being smashed by a truck. I was confused... until this video. Whoosh.


Fuff092719

thats the exact same sound clip that was in the first video i saw of someone doing this.


Ciubowski

The only joke that didn't kill the crowd but probably kill the entertainer?


socalsud

nothing a lil bondo and a buff can’t fix


dUjOUR88

why is his car silent


vladvash

Dudes was saying whats up, why didn't he stop and talk to them?


13thProphetOfReddit

No lie I would’ve laughed if that was my car 😂


Snozzberrys420

Gotttt theeemmm!


Cuddle-Junky

I wanna be this guy when I grow up


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Deep-Initiative1849

"You shut the fu..ck uu....p"


Thia_suzieUzi

Lol!


approximateknoledge

Got em!


[deleted]

I love how they all took a moment till they understood his joke


firematerial

“He said wassup then?” For what . Worry about your insurance going up haha


4ndy0s

They crossfit


Longballs77

Gen Z mad


kaws352

Fitfam El Paso lol


gantz32

On point!


rampanz

That was such a low blow dude! That was not right.


TallAnalyst1

I usually tell people they dropped their pocket. Works every time


SDChuck

The only type of drive by I can boogie with


ismydealerasnake

fake