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hiddenforreasonsSV

I updated a public facing prod system today. No complaints... yet.


OternFFS

Every day is a good day to update a public Prod system, except friday. Don't do it on fridays


Signal_Paint_1050

but whats the point of having a frantic monday standup if you don't pre-game it with a friday push


OternFFS

I can't help you with structural stupidity.


DAMO238

Ah, so it is the complaints system you broke then!


RagingWalrus1394

You’re a brave soul


GinWithJennifer

!remindme 1 week


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GinWithJennifer

How'd it go


hiddenforreasonsSV

Not a single email from the customer. My director even closed the project in our tracker. No news is good news.


GinWithJennifer

Ay proud of you


SusheeMonster

> “I’m not a great programmer, I’m just a good programmer with great habits.” -- Kent Beck After working with enough egomaniacs, I'd rather work with someone with an awareness of their limitations.


brianl047

I know what I can and can't do Doesn't mean I want to do it!


skarros

That one prod bug isn‘t, the other 63 are.


RagingWalrus1394

Don’t remind me of the others, I’m just tryna deal with the one right now 🫠


EmperorWasTaken

Tell me about it, just did my bachelors in CS and my guts are twisting just by applying for jobs


giantimp1

Ah you see everyone is allowed to make mistakes but me


drumcorpsdrummer22

Ugh, I feel you, feel like I haven’t contributed much of value in a while to my team and many of my ideas don’t seem good to others lately. Hope it gets better for you soon.


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Could another person read your code carefully and make sense of how it works? If yes, your code is good. If no, you're making yourself steadily more vital to your company.


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GinWithJennifer

The only thing I'm proud of is making things very mathy and hard to understand and my variable names. I name shit like "crabCakes" " boozePalooza " " boomerangCock " so people don't know what the fuck they mean by looking at the top of the script since they're defined later by what they do


midri

Settle down Satan.


GinWithJennifer

Once I get a more free range project in uni I plan to dump the math bomb on my professor.


dallastekkies

This is the way


GinWithJennifer

I will bake them into the functions you will be calling to use them so you look like a dumb ass on the command line. You will type " dickCheese() " to exit and you WILL LIKE IT


Some-Pangolin1489

Just today I made a huge change on my own project Unreal Engine, the problem turned out to be just remove the implementation which fixed my own issues. Then it gave me another issue that I ended up commenting for no deletion. It will be include on production