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BootyLocator

Darth Jerscon :| Why so many upvotes? I literally just said Darth Jerscon :|


Byumbyum

Jerscon? I only know Jercoff deez nuts


TenSecondsFlat

Goteem


Endlad

And this is how an apprentice becomes master.


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Running joke in the series is everybody pronounces his name wrong.


My_Stonks

Scones?


[deleted]

Darth Farpizz. I want a Sith refund (farm sim 22 and pizza lol)


DefinitelyNotAliens

Darth Tacredb. Darth Tacbean? Darth Tacrice? Tackle, and red beans and rice. Tacrice sounds like something out of a Key and Peele skit, tbh. Ta-CRISE. Do I got a Ta-CRISE in here? None y'all seen Ta-CRISE today? Huh? Alright. See how it is. Ta-CRISE thinks they can skip Menacing Stalking class. You pass Menacing Walking and think Menacing Stalking is the same damn thing. Well when you want to stalk into a room and end up walking in Ta-CRISE gonna be looking a fool.


Endlad

Tacrice sounds like tactical Rice you throw at your enemy to confuse them, before or after you get shot. Or when your teammate is hungry in combat.


WestWoodish

Pocket rice!


JBaecker

I invented the tacrice!! These ODIN jerks with all their own tacrices…


InactionFronson

Hey! there’s 2 of us, but my “far” was for a fart soundboard to bug my niece with.


Time-Vault

Always 2 there are, a master and an apprentice


Carlos-Hath

No more, no less


OhPotatoBlessMe

Darth Dykpizz, I'm not sure i like this game


Blackhat_Azhdaya

🤣🤣🤣


wild263sponge

Darth Fatpizz here,it could be worse


Marios_Hat

Fardpiss???🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


SquishedGremlin

I am Darth Dunpizz. (Googled duny from Witcher. Pizza for lunch yesterday)


Moobroohooho

Darth Kiapota


totallyNOTa-sniper

* in Thor’s voice * I like this one


[deleted]

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


dwillie15

Darth Montaco Edit: didn’t expect to wake up to this many upvotes


Milson2596

Mine is Darth Auttaco


okshadowman

Darth Salger


RegularSizedPauly

Darth Docgnoc


Blackrain1299

Darth Arkrain


wfl242WillyF

Earth Bestoas


Xiphodin

That sounds kinda cool


nothinnews

Darth MonTaco. Try it today at your local Taco Bell/Long John Silver's.


Fresh_Fox3547

yeah...


DJSpicyDeluxe1

YOUR taco?


ArkangelMarshal

Darth Kansand


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Boba_Fett_Bot

Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?


[deleted]

Now this is botposting


69Pyrate69

Gonk


iScabs

Kintaco myself Tacos are popular today it seems


ladychocalot

Mines Darth Axotaco


AlchemystC12

Darth Angtaco


Odinavenger

Darth Gersand


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Boba_Fett_Bot

Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?


XanderNightmare

No anakin. For you to get into trouble you'd have to do something really messed up like... killing the younglings for example


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Master. Not on the economics of politics.... It's too early in the morning... and besides


Barniiking

This is what I'll use when people confront me about murdering children


battlemaster198

Tried it out didn't work


Odinavenger

You were the chosen one!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I hate you!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Whoo, boy! This is tense!


My_Stonks

Hello, u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot's owner!


breigns2

What was your embarrassing bug that you’re recovering from?


-uSlash

Cool pfp


TransformersDX

It had to be an extreme case of sentience.


TryHardElite2020

It would reply the same phrase without checking for trigger words


Odinavenger

Only a sith believes in absolutes


Butthers

Grond!


tjbrek

Have you been eating SAND?!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Boba_Fett_Bot

Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?


psychoticarmadillo

When are we getting the full cast as bots that trigger each other into writing a whole movie in the comment section?


Monitor_Head

I hope so


Odinavenger

First 4 letters: Sandwich


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Odinavenger

I hate you!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


Odinavenger

Only a sith thinks in absolutes


HunkAjunK_CL

Golden experience requiem?


Odinavenger

Muda muda muda...


Hash_Darwin

Worse than a sith, *a Frenchman*


Odinavenger

Oh no! I have become involuntary French!!!!


tumsdout

As a fellow german I also google german every few minutes


beardofpray

Darth Sexmeat


Not-My_PornAccount

Main villain of the cheapest Star Wars porn parody ever.


lamatopian

Ah yes, the feared Darth Sexmeat


AnikinsLeftArm

Have u ever heard the tragedy…


Boba_Fett_Bot

Sex between those not married is immoral.


lamatopian

Ok Boba fatt


Boba_Fett_Bot

Don’t talk about my rolls like that


Best_Meeting2116

Lol. Mine was sexy poems send my SO. soup. Darth sexsoup.


Paracausality

well there it is.


Adventurous-Ad-5278

Holy shit this is gonna be my new gamertag


unusuallylargevermin

Darth Gayrice.....I am ashamed


maniacaldab

I just about spit out my water with this one


hesawavemasterrr

Great. First the frogs and now this.


feydummy

I don't like liberals putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking rice gay


alexthexela

Darth Mansoup over here. We're definitely not getting picked first for sith kickball teams :/


wefelltogether

Mines Darth Geirice… almost the same but not the same…


unusuallylargevermin

At least we're united in our consumption of rice


letmegetmynameok

My name is darth Prerice. Rice gang rise up


SugarTyp

Rice up


NoEscape_6

Pornutc 😏


Kellutz

Darth Porasta. I'm ashamed


-Mr-Popo-

Darth Porhamb here


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

The circle is complete, now I am the homo.


Humble_Bison_4220

Darth porpopc


dgoodmiles

Por… uh oh


codemirror

There's a lot to know about Portugal


[deleted]

[удалено]


Endlad

And Portraits


Finb0

Those porridge recepies don't find them selves uknow


Nex_Afire

Hey it's me your brother, Darth Chepopc


therapistgod

Darth cum keba Edit im high and wrote sith instead of darth (sue me george lucas)


SupremeBoiver

What were you googling? Darth Cum-Kebab lol


Dyl-thuzad

If it’s that spelling then it’s one of two things, *ahem* alternative media or (cu)cumbers and they spelled it wrong.


Dash_Lambda

Cumulonimbus is an option. ... cumulative snowfall?


[deleted]

Meanwhile me with Darth Coccake... literally the last thing I googled was "coconut grandma reddit" -_-


Xiphodin

Darth Nommcch Last thing googled: "No Meme" Last thing eaten: Mcchicken Sandwich


FeelNFine

I must be tired, but this was the one that made me laugh the hardest


[deleted]

Darth Nihilus got nothin on you


stonedmonkeyy

Darth Nihilus can consume planets but he can nommch entire systems


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I want to be the first one to see them all


XBachs

someone please show me how to pronounce that name


LMacUltimateMain

I say nom followed by a hard c sound


Zangdor

Nom kachow


RachelBolan

Darth Kiobrea


Xiphodin

Neat one!


Typical_Fox_8863

Bread👍


xandereerree

Bread👍


Thijm_

Bread👍


Sins0fTheFather

Darth SpiSpid


SandakinTheTriplet

*I’m desperately trying to think of something edible that isn’t spider*


TheAllyCrime

Spider *eggs*.


hhhvugc

Spiderwebs are a delicacy


SlainSigney

you’ve caught me! I, Darth Harkitk have been forcing random people to consume spiders! oh, i take revelry in my diabolical plans.


ISuckAtNames__

Damn the spider verse is getting out of hand


Chosen22OneLing

Darth Gilbonb Bruh


[deleted]

Was ist dein leiblings Bonbon?


[deleted]

[удалено]


NoNoCircle2

Meine Lieblingsbonbon ist DumDum 3 years of German and I can’t remember most of it


PancakeParty98

Darth Poritos


thevibinpsilocybin

Darth Porwich


Organization-needed

Darth HTTpork


mfreudenberg

Sounds like an API to query pork for data


szarik010

Darth itssand


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Boba_Fett_Bot

Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?


Lovable-Peril

Amazing conversation y'all have going Anakin


RachelBolan

Anakin’s #1 enemy!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


RachelBolan

Dew it


SilverNeedleworker30

I’m his #1.5 enemy!


Alternative-Cut-4831

Vaders new apprentice


Vitapwn

Darth Magrito


theSmolPeen

🇲🇽


Arxiot

Pulls out light-maracas


Such-Chance

Darth Nutnut


theSmolPeen

You’re definitely being sent to some sort of starwars fanfic


Such-Chance

The name honestly makes me think of an ewok, evil teddy bear.


developerzero

Now I really want to see a visions-style story about a pair of Jedi and Sith Ewoks fighting.


edjg10

Winner


DefinitelyNotAliens

Darth JarJar's cousin.


jai_louie_fine

Pingu is that you?


rzgrz24

[he's Darth Nutnut now](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/4702bb1e-a032-4ffc-b2fc-21d055034dbf/ddnw60k-3e125c58-1c2f-43a3-afc7-6f2e1b1bee3b.png/v1/fill/w_1009,h_768,strp/darth_pingus_the_wise__hood__by_ulandos_ddnw60k-fullview.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NzY4IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvNDcwMmJiMWUtYTAzMi00ZmZjLWIyZmMtMjFkMDU1MDM0ZGJmXC9kZG53NjBrLTNlMTI1YzU4LTFjMmYtNDNhMy1hZmM3LTZmMmUxYjFiZWUzYi5wbmciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MTAwOSJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.uhn5qeiDm09_Le5ZdPZHJlqbHtkgXzeXTkiu96kW_Mw)


IShartedOnUrPillow

I am Darth Galball


[deleted]

You ate balls?


[deleted]

Balloons.


Brodsk8r

Darth Gooreo (I googled "google")


iambicpentathalon

With all due respect Brodsk8r, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority that if you type ‘Google’ into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. It’s not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet.


Ordinary_Product_518

The elders of the internet can confirm


WickedJ0ker

What a chad


Hurtypp

Darth canfred


repKyle1995

Darth Bulizza


GrandMasterCow

Darth Hayspag Googled: Hayden Christensen Ate: Spaghetti


Maviiboy

Darth XboTaco


Lagstravaganza

That guy is a hacker


it-burns-us-precious

Darth bladori


VirtualRelic

Darth Macspag Last searched: Mac OS X 10.4 Image Burner Last ate: Spagetti and meat sauce


ModestForester

An Irish sith lord? Cool


GG_Acrone

I am Darth Othcook. I feel like I would be a crazy old man who only believes he's a sith.


HurryProper

“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Peachip the disappointed?” That was it, his name was the tragedy, get it?” “(My last apprentice laughed)” “What? Noo, I’m not the Sith Lord, why would you say that?? That’s ridiculous! I did not mutter “evilly” under my breath! What does that even mean?! Shut up or I’ll BURN YOU ALIVE!!”


TheCamoDude

Darth Gaycock er um-


Spitfire_Enthusiast

Darth Cenbeef Lol


f4z3ultr1x

Dart Reddosa


NukaKama25

🇮🇳


JOHNdan4747

Darth Bouspagh


JustTheUsualperson

Darth Gaywing


ulissesberg

Darth Hidbeef


raisingstorm

Darth Newfrie.


Jatheww

Darth Evepast


BipdyBoopBopHeadshot

Darth D&D Tuna


RealTeslaFan

Darth Newmeat


WontonAggression

Darth HowPizz


BigBoi18007

Darth Traburr Googled: translate Ate: burrito


ToWifeOrNotToWife11

Darth Whycock


Duplicit_Duplicate

Darth Rulsque


CornSnake78

Darth redamen


banterjsmoke

Darth Cosham


ApeTornadoToaster

Darth Cumchil


SchwiftyBerliner

Darth PDDFish Now someone make sense of that^^


Agnostic_Pagan

This is churning out some good stuff.


SnooConfections3770

Darth Canchee


SyllabicFir

Darth iforurge