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This is where the fun begins

This is where the fun begins

Kyle102997

Ki-Adi-Mundi!


memehimhim

Your IQ is inversely proportional to your head size


Craft_Mesa

hmm me


Orangezforus

Ok but what’s his side effect?


Maurigno2511

You have to divorce your canon 8 women


Kyle102997

So that means I'm single again!?


Maurigno2511

Since you´re on reddit, my guess is you always were :)


Kyle102997

Hey I've got women lining up to be with the Mundi Once you go double headed, you never forget it


liamd0105

qui gon jinn


memehimhim

You suffer from a multitude of STDs


_nicholsndimes_

Because Qui Gon absolutely FUCKS


The_orangeWanker

Fucks WHORES


Aercturius

Fuck whores, steal kids. Sigma mindset.


DrynTheGanger

"You know what I like? BANGIN WHOOOUUURES."- Frank Reyno----I mean, Qui-Gon Jinn


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Usman5432

After getting most stds the order drilled it into his head to do blood tests first since they got tired of treating him all the time


reddit_time_waster

How is that a side effect? Qui Gon gets around anyway


Nicholsworth

"I have full blown AIDS"


rsonic17

Your name is pronounced Ginn


liquid_lacky

The main youngling Anakin murdered


memehimhim

You get diddled by Jedi Bob


Thatonedude143

I appreciate the continuity


TKinfinity

This is what real world building looks like.


liquid_lacky

They need to hire everyone in this comment thread to redo the sequels


choreography

Somehow, jedi bob returned


Cyphurion

Yoda


memehimhim

You are obligated to buy deathsticks whenever someone offers you some


Cam-Spider-Man

I think you mean ketamine.


jas75249

And that’s not really a side effect, that’s just yoda.


TrikerBones

Mmm, committed war crimes I have, traffic the younglings I must.


Neobot21

And by Traffic I mean, Run over minorities in my 2001 honda civic I must.


bad-patato

Coleman Trebor


memehimhim

In order to retain force powers, you must sexually pleasure gonk droids


doritolord50

Whats wrong here?


Peteduck

I see this as an absolute win


Speckfresser

Harvest their GONK


Huma97

I don't think you understand the concept, the side effects have to be a punishment


logantreber

Shak-ti, or how ever you say her name.


memehimhim

You must breastfeed Yoda every weekend


NFP_25

God I wish that were me


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

I mean, if you like breastfeeding a little frog man that certainly could be arranged


NFP_25

I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

Patience you must have my young Padawan


Dat_Swag_Fishron

No punishment, you have made a great choice


Joshbob1234

Apart from having to die 3 times


Vaultdweller013

Good, triple the death triple the canon.


insanegodcuthulu

I feel like she's still alive somewhere, like she's Star War's version of Kenny.


Et12355

It’s pronounced Shak-ti


Dominator_Dan03

Kit fisto


PornoPaul

Damn so bad it got deleted...


Ambitious-Hedgehog93

Impossible! Perhaps the archives are incomplete


AttentionImaginary57

I know. I’m really curious now.


Amirror4mysoul

Well there would be an obvious word play along the lines of: but you enjoy fisting k.ds That would prolly get deleted. Like this comment will be?


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_nicholsndimes_

I was definitely hoping for "You get Kit fisted."


Th4n072

Is that a side-effect or a benefit?


acookiedough2020

Yes


Crusader_Ancap

So, Canon Kit Fisto?


dalatinknight

Maybe one day they'll recreate episode 3 in clone wars style with clone wars characters. The battle with Palpatine would be amazing.


curryandmilk

Looks like you still get to bang aayla secura, lucky you


smpark12

Obi wan


memehimhim

You lose a planet and Yoda humiliates you in front of a dozen younglings


PbodyTen

So nothing has changed then?


Maurigno2511

You have to accept all the death sticks you are offered


Nocturnalypso

Jedi Bob


memehimhim

You must face the Jedi council for diddling younglings


bignibis27

Wait wtf, why is this a thing


33Yalkin33

Its a reference to another comment


andorinter

And it's fucking gold


Agent_Orange81

GOLD, JERRY!


darthmemeios14

You get stranded on Dathomir, go insane and get beaten in combat by 2 teenagers


etfreel

Love to see Fallen Order references here


merp_mcderp9459

Qui-gon


memehimhim

After experiencing the thrill of gambling with the lives of a young slave and his mother, you develop a gambling addiction


bfcostello

CREDITS WILL DO FINE !!!!!! *slams fist on poker table*


Games_N_Friends

No, they won't! What, do you think you're some kind of Jedi? I'm a Pit Bossian. Mind tricks don't work on me!


agent-66Hitman

Lego Obi-wan Kenobi


Maurigno2511

If you touch a lego coin, you die


GARFIELDLYNNS

And you have the magnet stud cheat on


Farmer-Smores

When you are within 2 miles of a Star Wars lego set with antagonists you make a faint moan and your corpse explodes. You regenerate after 5 seconds with spawn immunity and your main goal in life is to beat the phantom menace story so you can finally escape your purgatory.


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Obi-wan!!!!


memehimhim

Your high ground advantage is nullified by crippling dwarfism


[deleted]

So, white Yoda then. At least I have a beard.


SirWadeBoggs

And my axe!


FireNova2135

And my bow!


Toinomatic5000

And my sword!


FlashNRT

Oh goddamnit who let these guys in here again?


FireNova2135

You know... You really should lock that back door more often


Games_N_Friends

Close the blast doors! Close the blast doors!


CT-54-2934

THEY WENT UP THE VENTILATION SHAFT


Death5talker451968

They're Still Coming Through!!!


bloop_405

That’s ok, technically when he won with the high ground the crippling blows were dealt when Obiwan was below the enemy


SlideWhistler

His trick is to make the opponents think the high ground is necessary so they focus on that aspect. While they do everything they can to get and keep the high ground, Obi-Wan is going for the killshot.


NewfieJedi

“Kill shot” Well there was at least one time where he really fucked that up


Potatobuddha14

Thats not a side effect you shoud know that Obi-wan Kenobi IS THE HIGH GROUND


hippydoggerson1

ahsoka tano... I can't believe no one picked her


memehimhim

You get cancelled for using racial slurs against Nute Gunray


GibbeyGator102

But only after he says “She cant do that! Shoot her, or something!”


EMRBRT

Wait, did she?


etfreel

Yeah she absolutely slandered him and all the Nemoidians on a hostage rescue mission with Senator Chuchi in Season 3 Edit: I don’t know how to spell some of these words, and I’m too lazy to look them up


Maurigno2511

You have to stay within the order


DovahHybrid

Anakin


memehimhim

You have to make a sand sculpture of your dead mom


Lord0fTheAss

***You monster***


Souptis

Woah calm down there satan


Master_Cheif_2507

😬


Maurigno2511

You will actually be punished for commiting warcrimes


DovahHybrid

Do I still get the girl?


Maurigno2511

No, but I´m sure if you drop that soap at just the right moment in space prison you will get a nice alternative ;)


DovahHybrid

This is outrageous, it’s unfair!


Maurigno2511

Take a soap bar, young skywalker


DovahHybrid

Nooooooo!


Kenga97

Aayla Secura


Maurigno2511

You cannot bang anyone, including yourselfe


fulcrum2187

that's just cruel


Yiffcrusader69

You can force-sense whenever people are thinking pervy thoughts about you.


Mistergamer15

Your first mission is on Hoth and you didn't pack any winter clothes so your clone squad has to do all the work while you stay inside the ship and they make fun of you for making them do all the work on that mission for the next few months before they shoot in the back.


VenomousKoala06

Plo Koon


memehimhim

Your oxygen mask permanently smells like semen


webn8tr

Actually not an Oxygen mask. It's a Helium mask. His species can't survive in oxygen rich environments. That's why they have those masks. Yea I'm being that guy, sorry.


CheeseJuggernaut

I'm wondering what he sounds like without permanent helium voice now...


JaceVentura69

penguinz0


ABAgamer

This is the greatest Jedi Master of All Time


kruschev246

What if he does, and his oxygen voice is even deeper


Bump225

I think he meant it as in an oxygen-filtering mask


TagRag

You mean gas masks don't produce noxious gas to pour directly into my lungs?


andorinter

Of course they do, just in super small Death Stick doses. It's the dose that kills you, not the poison


Dat_Swag_Fishron

Yes please


doritolord50

Now wait a minute...


VenomousKoala06

Sure, why not


ZireaelOfRivia

Mace Windu


memehimhim

You can't be a dick to younger Jedis


ZireaelOfRivia

So I must grand the rank of master to Anakin is what you are saying?


Dot-Nets

I think u/memehimhim is a sith lord.


TheSoftwareNerd

A SITH LAWD???


thelukus5

God I wish Bernie Mac was a Sith Lord Rip


NaCliest

But thats like ... nearly his whole character.... right next to being a big headed dick to everyone else


_nicholsndimes_

Basic, Motherfucker!! Do. You. Speak it?!


doritolord50

What?


SemIdeiaProNick

They dont speak english in what?


Remember_Poseidon

\*Basic


barisax9

What ain't no place I ever heard of.


cloobydoobydoo

This disrespect for Windu is something I cannot abide by. I hereby challenge you to a duel.


AlphaOhmega

Syfo Dyas


Kelliente

Every award you receive has your name misspelled


Legosi420

That one dinosaur that gets shot by jango fett


Exact_Ad_1215

Side effect: you don’t get shot by Jango and get taken out by a regular battle droid


The_Gungan_killer

Kit Fisto


Duplicit_Duplicate

You lose all your teeth


The_Gungan_killer

F you


Duplicit_Duplicate

You should be grateful. Just look what happened his his teeth in Revenge of the Sith


SolidusSnake78

yoda


Maurigno2511

You get sick and vomit whenever you perform a salto


Rexermus

Shaak Ti


Maurigno2511

You still donnt have a canon death


Roki_jm

infinite life acheived


Maurigno2511

Big brain time


Cam-Spider-Man

Grogu


Maurigno2511

The only snacks you are allowed to eat are testickles


Cam-Spider-Man

*cooing noises*


Dontinsultautomod

Hol up


Old_Macaroon4138

Cal Kestis


FoundEndymion96

Ogdo bogdo becomes an immortal hyperspace traveling beast and will hunt you to the end of The galaxy and back. Never stopping never resting


femboypastor

Aayla Secura


memehimhim

You can't wear revealing outfits to battle anymore


Yama29

Do you think the council ever sent her to cold climate missions?


Donkey__Balls

They *could* have but decided against it.


femboypastor

Yeah that's fine, at least now I'm a girl :)


Roki_jm

username checks out


Bi_Transit_Authority

Wait we both had the same plan, this is getting out of hand now there are 2 of us


SpiffySquidStrangler

So, this was your plan all along! Well done. Lol.


Directorstudent

Jedi bob


ArcticHawk_

You have prostate cancer Edit:(please get the reference)


Creeppy99

Ima Gun Di


WildMagicKobolds

The Twi'leks are still ungrateful towards you after you died to save them.


Todespudel55

plo koon


Y_0_U_P

Ashoka


Dontinsultautomod

You have to pass a spelling test every time you want to turn your lightsaber on


Maximusgoobe

Saesee Tiin


Shmooka

Luminara


Dontinsultautomod

I'm gonna give you an actual unique answer for this. Checked all the other comments, nobody else put it. ***[Weird Al Yankovik.](https://youtu.be/hEcjgJSqSRU)***


RaptorStrike_TR

You can't sing


JCraze26

Jedi padawan Sha'a Gi.


drppr45

You can’t eat 10 layer sandwiches with your great dane anymore


Neoniclide

Quinlan Vos


liborg-117

You have become the canon version


Eragon3182

Ahsoka Tano


bladetome

You are a good friend


AtomBubble

Oh god… the flashbacks, it’s all coming back at once


Horrorfan5

He said jedi, not civilian


Mhijskraan

Anakin skywalker


Ok_Age7076

You will eat sand


Nytloc

Pong Krell.


emeraldarcher1008

Downside: You are Pong Krell.


SeductivePillowcase

By far the worst side effect imaginable


Maurigno2511

You have to love your troopers


Corvus84

You must yell "DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?" after everything you say.


Duplicit_Duplicate

The side effects come with


CommodoreMacDonough

Cin Drallig


buddhabash

You’ll be de-canonized by disney