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  • By - Def-C

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ThatWhiteBoah

When you *tell the truth*


Fortenole

To be honest I think both sides could get equally offended by shit whether it's a liberal or a conservative lol.


Def-C

Agreed But thing is, I don’t need to point out Liberals in every crack I make at Republicans, I can make specific jokes at one or the other I really don’t get why people in certain groups are okay with always shitting on either Leftists or Rightwingers only, but when you make a joke at the opposite side, everybody’s saying “Well x is guilty too.” Like, bro, I don’t have to always make fun of both sides in every joke, sometimes you can make fun of one side for their specific flaws


vash0125

OP forgot that conservatives really lose their shit when you speak ill of Trump, that man is their orange Jesus.


GBCWoodworks

My pillow, Goya, Nikes, NFL Dr Seuss, Mr Potatohead,…..should I keep going? Not sure I have enough battery to keep typing all the things that offend conservatives


SuperCrappyFuntime

Remember when there was a period when they decide the Statue of Liberty was "woke"?


FitWillow8602

What? When? Link pls I gotta see this lmao


SuperCrappyFuntime

I'm too lazy. One incident that happened just after they decided the Statue of Liberty was bad was that Jennifer Lawrence put out a photo shoot with the Statue of Liberty in the background. Righties got all mad that she was "getting political". Turned out the photoshoot took place before the whole thing started.


FitWillow8602

Oof lmao


your_long-lost_dog

Didn't Trump make fun of 9/11, police, the military, cops, etc?


Ozymandias606

“Well you see, he’s the second messiah. I like anything he says even if he says contradictory things or goes against my worldview, because ultimately, I don’t have a worldview and just say and support anything the libs don’t like. My ideology defined by who I oppose.” -conservatives probably


Def-C

Conservatives when a Leftwing Celebrity Dies “Ugh, get over yourselves, you never met them, Celebrity Worship is a problem.” Conservatives when Ivana Trump Dies “WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! DX”


malovias

I'm a conservative and have joked about all those things. You probably meant Republicans.


Matthew_141106

or patriots in general


FitWillow8602

"Patriots"


magaman42069

anyone who’s like super serious about politics gets offended by all sorts, republicans get offended by this, dems get offended by gender shit, lgbtq shit and also abortion jokes etc. like they are both as bad as each other


mercury_pointer

The left gets offended by bigotry and the right gets offended by being called bigots.


Def-C

Dunno why this is getting downvoted, I actually agree, but this post is just specifically targeting Conservatives, I don’t have to mention Liberals in every joke at Conservatives lol


dachmemes

You can’t insult libs on here in any way and not expect downvotes. Just the nature of the sub


Billybhoy91

preach


Matthew_141106

liberals trying their best to make themselves seem normal


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Matthew_141106

wait so am i a pedophile or a kid now


FitWillow8602

What did their comment say lol


ArchiePelegow

Switch that with “Liberals when you joke about literally anything else”


erola1

"Literally" anything else? How about people protesting police brutality by kneeling during a ballgame? Or requiring people to wear masks to avoid spreading a deadly, highly-contagious virus? Or Starbucks cups? Unisex bathrooms? The US accepting Syrian refugees? The "MS13 rape caravan"? The world's leading epidemiologist giving a speech? "French" fries vs. Freedom fries? The Dixie Chicks? Try getting a right-wing nut to say that black lives merely even matter is damn near impossible. They go ape shit. They even went crazy when Obama was inaugurated because he did a fist bump with his wife, and because he once wore a tan suit (just to cite a few of a bazillion potential occurrences with stuff regarding Obama). And God forbid you point out many of their stances are racist, sexist, homophobic, as well as anti-Christian (Additional, more religion-based link for reading goodness). The right-wingers are the ones like snowflakes. They're cold, they're white, they'll melt in a second if not surrounded by others like themselves in great numbers, yet if you do get enough of them together they'll shut down schools in a heartbeat. You can't all them a snowflake though, else they'd look like the last panel in this meme!


Def-C

Man, I hate Republicans, but who THE FUCK cares, you typed a whole lot of bullshit for nothing.


ArchiePelegow

He’s offended about everything which confirms my original comment and deems your post null


erola1

Offended about what? I'm merely pointing out your hypocrisy (and lack of the understanding of the meaning of the word "literally").


ArchiePelegow

Lollll sooo many responses over such a small comment


erola1

Yeah, I decided to keep it short too, because right wing-nuts are offended about so many more things than just that. lol "snowflakes"


Ozymandias606

What a bunch of fucking chocolate soldiers. It’s amazing they ever got away with calling liberals “snowflakes.”


ArchiePelegow

You offended bro?


erola1

Not in the least. Pointing out your hypocrisy, that's all.


ArchiePelegow

And me you


dachmemes

Aw did you get offended


erola1

Umm. No, I actually didn't. Why would I get offended at someone being a hypocrite? That's on them, not me.


07CertiRoblox

sad but true


Enough_Appearance116

9/11 jokes seem a bit like a dick move...? Who jokes about terrorist attacks?


Def-C

I do


Enough_Appearance116

Hit me with one.


Def-C

Stop making 9/11 jokes guys, my father died in that crash He was one of the best Saudi Arabian pilots


Enough_Appearance116

Ok, that was kinda funny. Got another?


FitWillow8602

Based


Gwob4

Do you actually believe this?


FitWillow8602

Well it kinda lines up with just about every conservative I've ever interacted with, so yes.