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jsv1890

I am actually surprised that she could spell FBI.


Tails9429

"EFFF, BEEEE, AYEEEE"


rz_85

I dont know why i read this in Hans Grubers voice


Tails9429

If you want a closer version to MTG, say it in the Forest Gump voice.


brad12172002

You ask for a miracle… I give you the F….B…I


greenmaillink

She had autocorrect fix it for her....You should have seen the other drafts beforehand. The Fund the Ph-Bi. No, the Phu-Bye....Why isn't Siri fixing this for me?!


Dylsnick

should've been corrected to "Fib"


NachoBag_Clip932

This list of what Republicans want to get rid of: FBI, schools, Dept of Education, veterans, social security, healthcare, post office, minorities, non-Christian religions, metal detectors at the Capital.......... what am I missing. I am trying to figure out what at what point in America was this all "great."


JessRoyall

Disney, the NFL, And NBA, Lebron especially. PBS, Libraries, Women working and voting and having body autonomy. Trans people, healthcare, bike lanes, and impossible meat. Vaccines, public transportation, and gay marriage. Cheaper prescription drugs, books and teachers. Wind and solar power, peace, and equal rights. Mr. Rogers, the Oscar’s, and the Super Bowl halftime show. Female protagonists, children surviving a school day, and people with diabetes. Masks, old people, and poor people. Cities, the FBI, CIA and young people. Hollywood and basically all of California, chicago, NYC, Europe, and Mexico. Musicians, actors, and comics. Israel, Palestine, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Turkey, Armenia, & Canada. That’s all I can think of off the top of my head.


sanna43

You forgot Mr Potato Head.


LuxNocte

And Cancel Culture!


satorsatyr

Cancel Cancel Culture 😵 oh the irony


triclops6

The perfect cherry on top


Azsunyx

and diabetics!


IceColdTear

Starbucks cups! Happy Holidays is too much to handle!


savageotter

And the non sexy M&Ms


red18wrx

It's more that they don't like fictional anthropomorphic characters based on food that lacks defined genitalia. Remember Tucker's sexy M&M fetish?


emsok_dewe

NASCAR, hilariously


1138311

Man, talk about taking a left turn...


nowhere_near_Berlin

Yeah, they really went full circle on that one.


coruptedtwnklsprkl

Underrated comment here


mattyag

Books


emsok_dewe

Knowledge in general, really. Objective facts. Reality...


CatchSufficient

Muslims, satanists, "the color'ds", paying people a livable wage or any at all, any "isms" except capitalism


TreeChangeMe

Buttery Males Gay sex - while having same sex encounters CP while practicing child rape. Notably on a particular island. Child trafficking while seperating thousands from parents and taking them who knows where. Abortions while getting a long list of staff, casual flings and lovers to have abortions.


ccannon707

Don’t forget Big Bird!! (aka public TV)


Aromatic-Fuel7825

And NPR! Public radio


JessRoyall

I have pbs on the list


Zagrunty

Yea but the Dems want to cancel racism, bigotry, sexisim, the hyper rich and corrupt cops. I think we know who the _*TRUE*_ bad guys are here /s


Mishirene

"Both sides" moment lmao.


Ireysword

I wonder if one could make a parody of "We didn't start the fire" with everything Republicans want to get rid off.


human_male_123

Goodyear tires, Nike Shoes, every woman's right to choose, CRT, refugees, Joe Dimaggio


Neural_groove

I read this list and the comment above and tried to imagine what that world would look like. Honestly Afghanistan doesn't seem too far off.


Rye_The_Science_Guy

All of this checks out, but MR ROGERS???


Traiklin

Me Rogers was like Jesus, he wanted to make sure everyone was included, And for people to be understanding, the complete opposite of what Rs stand for. Just like Jesus, they think they are following him but they are 100% the Romans crucifying him and stabbing him.


noobwithboobs

["Mr Rogers is an evil, evil man."](https://youtu.be/b5JkzyGXJ2w) I'm also pretty sure there were a lot of people upset about [this](https://www.today.com/popculture/how-mister-rogers-pool-moment-broke-race-barriers-t183635) when it aired.


princess-smartypants

LED light bulbs and low flush toilets


TheFeshy

Trump has recently called to have homeless people rounded up and taken to camps, in order to concentrate them outside of cities. Now, *literal* concentration camps may sound extreme, and this is just one guy, even if he is the ex President - so you might think it's just Trump being crazy and dismiss it. But Forbes apparently ran an article about [how right Trump is](https://www.forbes.com/sites/jaredmeyer/2022/07/27/trump-is-right-about-homelessness/) to call for these concentration camps.


WeagleWobble

Alright, who's been letting the sundowner-in-chief watch Star Trek? I have to believe DS9 meant this is a [stern warning](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bell_Riots) rather than an aspirational goal.


Donkey__Balls

Trump’s entire philosophy is based on the Ferengi Rules if Acquisition. If Trump were a little bit shorter, and his ears a little bit bigger, he’d be a perfect Ferengi.


Randinator9

No, he constantly bankrupts casinos. If anything, he'd be a terrible Ferengi and would probably be ordered to imprisonment by the Grand Nagus.


CaptainNuge

Valid point... He doesn't have the lobes for business.


vestigialcranium

Ok, now you're making the Feregi sound like they might be right about some things


Randinator9

The Ferengi are supposed to be capitalistic investors. If you can't handle money, you can't handle life. Unfortunately, until the end of DS9, Ferengi Society was very misogynistic. It was eventually realized that more money and profits could be made by allowing women to work and buy items, and cutting down the sexist past of Ferenginar. Trump wouldn't fit in with Ferengi society at all.


alvarkresh

When even the Grand Nagus sees profit in the emancipation of women... :P


vestigialcranium

Well yeah, but you didn't mention that part. I'm just interested in Trump failing in the society he boasts as his model for an ideal society.


RedTalyn

He cheated to get through school. The bastard wouldn’t even be able to remember the Rules of Acquisition


tavenger5

I'm just laughing picturing Trump as a fat, old Ferengi with tiny, pathetic ear lobes


Somhlth

> with tiny, pathetic ear lobes They look like little mushrooms.


microwavable_rat

Ferengi have more honor. "Ferengi have never had a single genocide! No holocaust! *There's no profit in it!*"


hates_stupid_people

>Trump’s entire philosophy is based on the Ferengi Rules if Acquisition. If he was as smart and empathetic as your average Ferengi, it would be a massive step up for him.


RU4real13

I thought Marg Greene was a "woke" Ferengi. I mean, she looks like a Ferengi, has the smile of a Ferengi, talks like a Ferengi, but she wears clothes. Her conservative female Ferengi sisters wouldn't be caught in public in such a manner.


riverscrossed

*Sundowner in chief* facts matter.


gary_the_merciless

I was literally just thinking of this episode, it's crazy how it's all coming to pass.


Mari-Lwyd

lol this was my first thought. "That sounds an awful lot like sanctuary districts"


Sleepkever

According to that article it would have happened on September 2024... Only two more years to go to see how close the imagined future is to the actual future.


Hustler-1

Hell of a lot closer to Star Treks predictions then Back to the Future sadly.


ppw23

They can harvest organs of the “guest” workers staying in the camps. Some of the livers might not be so great, but hey they can make them look healthy, by the time the schmuck who buys finds out it’s faulty, too late! Sadly, I heard this in trumps voice as I typed it out.


TheFeshy

>I heard this in trumps I think you meant "Beautiful livers. The best livers folks. People stop me on the street and say 'I can't thank you enough for this beautiful liver. You're handsomer than Jesus for selling it to me."


Llamathrust

Uuuge livers. Not like the scraps you’d find in Chynuh.


up_N2_no_good

Making another class group of people.


Easy8_

I always note how they refer to former president Trump in these articles. Here the writer doesn't say former, which says something about the writer. And hey look at that, a Google search shows PragerU and other stuff.


not-done

In Anchorage, Alaska, we are putting this in practice, or rather, our dumbass mayor is. The administration closed the homeless shelter (well, the temporary one, which was a disused sports arena) and bussed them to a campground at the outskirts of town. It is a travesty that will lead to deaths when winter comes.


alyssasaccount

Forbes ran an *opinion piece* by a pundit from the conservative think tank behind the “Broken Windows” policy which called for enforcement of laws against tent camping in cities and in favor of building more homeless shelters (rather than supportive housing options). Calling it an “article” makes it sound like a news article overly influenced by disdain for homeless people and/or support for whatever nonsense Trump was spouting. Frankly, even thought I disagree with many points in the article, what struck me most is how I’ve seen just about every point it makes very well represented on Reddit. Like, these views are well within the broad mainstream of political thought in large subreddits. If it weren’t Trump advocating for this, I think people here would tend to support the ideas. Which, again, I largely disagree with, except the part about building more shelters, which, yes, do that.


I_quote_alot

Heres an outdated, but sourced list of their blind tribal outrage: http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Wiki/index.php?title=List_of_things_Conservatives_have_%22canceled%22 Their list of allies grows thin.


snazzisarah

I see you slipping in that LOTR reference like a sneaky hobbit.


I_quote_alot

Tricksy and false I am.


fieldsRrings

Username checks out.


Ezl

Women’s rights; gay marriage; immigration.


Significant_Hand6218

Western Civilization and the Democratic-Republic founded by the Constitution


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brad12172002

People who say this seriously, have a weird superiority complex. They think they’re so smart.


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Aggressivasrwe

Can we have Automod make an exception to the “c-“ word when referencing MTG? Because that bitch really is a fucking CUNT.


Zonkistador

I always wonder where these people got that from. I've never heard that bullshit in Germany and Germany literally has republic in its name (Bundes**republik** Deutschland)


breecher

It is what they are taught in schools in the US. The misinformation starts at a very young age.


M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3

Trans kids playing sports. Or just trans people in general. Libraries.


NachoBag_Clip932

Yes! Voting and women's rights. Boy this list of "Freedom" just keeps growing.


LargeSackOfNuts

They sure do love banning books


WeirdAvocado

You may want to add Christians who actually follow Christianity.


25plus44

Both of them?


WeirdAvocado

There’s two?


No_Bonus6336

Which two are you referring to? Cause I have two in my head and one of them is Hindu.


25plus44

Almost every atheist I know is a better Christian than most of the Christians I know.


No_Bonus6336

I agree! The two I was thinking of were MLK Junior and Ghandi. Furthermore I truly believe that a lot of the Christians who are genuinely good are that way despite their religion.


GANDHI-BOT

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


Successful-Engine623

Insulin


a_lonely_trash_bag

That falls under healthcare


Kakamile

Everyone who hates America (According to Fox News) https://youtu.be/82jlvwnhzUk


HanksMyDogPilot

Masks, renewable energy, non anglo history, California


[deleted]

Brown suits, brown mustard, brown people.


Black08Mustang

But oddly enough, not brown shirts.


up_N2_no_good

Because they are full of shit!


friggintodd

Pronouns.


Randall_Hickey

The EPA


Margin_Call_3959

Women rights, lgbtq community, science. They are American taliban


double_fail

Doors…


wolfwell69

Why, their music was great.


SupremePooper

They want to eliminate any Governance above the office of Sherriff, except where fed law can prohibit crossing state lines to have a safe abortion.


sst287

Probably can add Interracial marriage.


_OhMyPlatypi_

Don't forget ___ wants to ban all pronouns, as well.


phantomreader42

Wants English as the official language, but has absolutely no fucking idea how the English language works...


NeanaOption

>what am I missing. Bodily autonomy and privacy.


iveseensomethings82

If they got to ban everything they want we would just be sitting in a blank room with a floor lamp


vagueblur901

They want to remove anything that challenges them. The bar is so fucking low that they would have to remove everything We are watching a dying party it's popcorn time


Viperlite

You left out the EPA.


realnicky2tymes

Imagine being dumb enough to vote for that.


zuzg

MTG is such an embarrassment for the US.


xslugx

I will have you know that Magic The Gathering is perfectly acceptable in todays society!


TheGreatZarquon

If only it was possible to counterspell a politician.


proficient2ndplacer

Good God I have a friend show on shut up about defending and disbanding all the tirpple letter federal government agencies because of their "interference in god's plan" I don't block him but keep watching his stories as a reminder that there are dumber people than I out there


cultured_banana_slug

They should live their life the way Jesus intended. No cars. No air conditioning. No electricity. No food brought to them by combustion engines... No internet. Whoo boy no internet.


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brad12172002

We can’t blame the whole of Colorado for discount Palin.


dirtballmagnet

Dang, this thread is aboil with the hottest insults! Sundowner in Chief. Discount Palin. Thank you, all of you, for being so beautifully insolent.


cuballo

Am Hoosier (indianan). Can confirm. Defund us.


I_quote_alot

Region Rat now in Indy: seconded


surnik22

Colorado has 2 democrat senators you never hear anything about. Like the rest of the country it’s the loud rural minority of people who make it look bad


meginstl

Missourian checking in. Might as well defund us too. People here support Hawley so we might be hopeless.


thenewspoonybard

Don't blame all of Colorado just because the west slope can't handle it's shit.


nenana_

Colorado’s governor is an openly gay Democrat. Lauren Boebert represents an extremely gerrymandered district in western Colorado. She was my representative when I lived in NW Colorado in a very liberal ski town. A majority of Colorado is fairly liberal


Similar_Candidate789

*Louisiana has entered the chat*


throwy_6

A majority of conservative states except a few like Texas are all welfare states. Dem States with strong economies like California essentially pay for their budget gaps. Since red typically hates blue states, why don’t they just let them figure it out on their own with their infinite wisdom. Since they’re so much smarter than the libs.


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

I tried, I failed. I guess it's time to shove crayons up my nose.


100percentish

Well I will give her some credit. I thought that she was just wasting everyone's f'ing time with that little playrolling act at CPAC....she's just getting some practice reps in.


Ergok

_"Don't waste my motherfucking time!"_ - Vincent Hanna


DevilsLettuceTaster

GOP against the police now too?


Nervous_Constant_642

Depends on if they're attacking black people or white racists.


dablegianguy

In this case it’s an orange one…


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

They're making the distinction that Feds don't count. It's insane.


DSOTMAnimals

MTG: Defund the Police


chendrixx

No one brings me more laughter on a daily basis than MTG


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

I know this is ***low brow,*** but MTG looks like she should be sticking out of the ground at Easter Island, and she has the IQ to match.


chendrixx

Low brow? Nah, not at all. Remember, this is Mrs. Jewish Space Lasers. Woman has the IQ of dirt.


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

lol "Low brow" was just another cheap shot about her Neanderthal appearance honestly.


Lazy_Osprey

Don’t be coy about it, she looks like her parents met at a family reunion.


Burg1ekutt

In 50,000 BC.


chendrixx

There is absolutely nothing behind those dumb, dead, inbred eyes.


chendrixx

Oh no, I missed that. Superb wordplay, my friend. Yes, you are 100% correct.


sadpanda___

Dumb dumb want gum gum


realllDonaldTrump

I approve this message


ALittleSalamiCat

This is no laughing matter. No one takes her job more seriously than the leader of the Gazpacho Police herself. 🍅


TonguesNeedToBeHarry

From an outside of the US perspective, this shit you guys are building up, is everything ealse than funny. It seems that the opposition of americans against this developing cult of obvious and serious textbook fascism id laughed at but in the end, your last president was the prototype of a neo facist leader. Your kids can't go to school without fear, your social state is an textbook example of how fucked up capitalism gets without regulation and more than half of your country is suffering heavily and all you do is peacefull silent demonstration, while they take more and more rights from you... The fact, that they took the rights to vote for a huge amount of people in your country and you do literally nothing, that accully initiates change is mindblowing to the rest of the world... From an European perspective, the US had some kind of high ground in the world and right now i would prefer a fixed version of you guys, than the conquering facist in the east and the other authoritarian dictator in the far more east to us. Pls america, PLS fix your damn shit. The slow process of destabilisation in your country does not only conflict you and your country


crymson7

We are trying to do so within the laws of the land and using the tools we have to do it. I am hoping that it will prove itself in the midterms and these idiots all get removed, as they should be. The raid in question is a good indicator that the rule of law may still apply.


jmcstar

MacroHead


BadBoyStillWorks

I'm the opposite, I never pay her an ounce of attention.


shadowdash66

This.... just can't be a real tweet. Someone tell me it isn't please.


Go_Habs_Go31

It’s real https://twitter.com/repmtg/status/1556793230028587009?s=21&t=RuSSz6c6mecYGXuSDS2X4A


domaniac321

My god, the comments in that thread are unreal. Absolutely zero anchors to reality.


brad12172002

Idk why or how you get to the point of feeling perpetually persecuted. It must be exhausting being those idiots.


hackysack-jack

They say ignorance is bliss so must not be that bad being an idiot


VoTBaC

Because they have never been actually persecuted, ever, in their lifes. They have no real context of that word is and it's meaning to those that have trully suffered from persecution in this country. Making them easy marks for these conman.


squirrl4prez

Dude they had a roll call of "I stand with President Trump!" Like a nazi salute amongst them


kikimaru024

All of the comments I see are left-wing and mocking her. Might want to start a new account since your algorithm thinks you're right-wing.


Grogosh

Its all bots


Mad-elph

There were a lot of big name blue check marks there. Basically everyone on Republican party, fox etc all saying Biden has politicised and is attacking Trump with the FBI and is vowing to investigate all Dems, DOJ and the FBI


Nervous_Constant_642

Hey Marge, let's start small before we go big, let's start with local police departments!


rdmille

It is quite real. I had to look, too. I said, "No one is that stupid". She proved me wrong, once again.


karltee

I didn't believe it was either and I had to look it up myself haha


akaMichAnthony

How the turns have tabled


M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3

The FBI aren't hurting the right people...


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Can't make this shit up


aaabigwyattmann2

"Not those blue lives!"


LatrellFeldstein

The only "Blue Lives" I recognize are Smurfs. Cops are wearing a uniform they can take off whenever it's convenient.


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How about defunding congress if these are the type of people they're gonna vote in. These Anti-American hacks should in no way be able to use their government positions for personal gain...


KOBossy55

Back the blue, til it comes for you...


BringBackTheBeat716

She's so agonizingly stupid


ShadouKasai

Conservatism is a mental illness.


Trick-Concept1909

“Let them eat cake”


QuitStockingMe

Can we have Automod make an exception to the “c-“ word when referencing MTG? Because that bitch really is a fucking CUNT.


No_Bonus6336

Oh! It worked!


OpenImagination9

My.Face.Hurts.


storm_the_castle

Id want to defund them too if I had asked for a pardon.


Rumpdohg

Imagine being that confidently ignorant to literally everything.


danmonster2002

She must be shitting her pants knowing they might find a connection to something she done illegally.


okimlom

I think she’s more connected to Jan 6th than most GOP members, because she’s cranked up the extra crazy these past few months. That was her thing to get her in the Trump circle. Now it looks like it’s falling apart and shining a light onto prominent members when it shouldn’t have. She’s feeling pressure of some kind, whether from the GOP or maybe from the oligarchs over in Russia.


sadpanda___

She’s really trying to suck Trumps dick and get the nod for VP candidate isn’t she


AlbinoWino11

FBI gots them peach tree dishes.


0h14eth

she's so woke, am I doing it "right"?


UnderwhelmingAF

Mar-A-Lago has been comprised! (I know that was Bobo, but still….)


carmoy

Stone the harlots!


OldandBoldDude

You are next baby.


Zealousideal-Bite-67

I’m the guy in the green polo laughing during that townhall meeting in Arizona.


Broad-Dragonfruit-34

blue line blue line blue line blue line [trump gets raided] suddenly… DeFuNd tHe fBi! **I support the thin blue line** (*when it works in my favor*) PATHETIC


dkwangchuck

Quick reminder, the current Director of the FBI, Christopher Wray, was appointed to that position by the president in 2017.


dan_santhems

Was her next tweet - “make it quick, they’ve just pulled up outside my house”


postprandialrepose

Marjorie is proof of two things: 1. Conception via anal sex is possible. 2. If your face catches on fire, it is possible to put out the flames with gravel.


un_theist

“When you’re attacking FBI agents because you’re under criminal investigation, you’re losing!” —Sarah Hucksterbeast Slanders


crothwood

That news hit after hours yesterday. Today is going to be fucking WILD


riamuriamu

Apparently the Goodies, a UK comedy trio active in the 70s, are recorded as having actually killed someone through laughter. A man died laughing from watching the 'Ecky Thump' episode. His wife wasn't particularly happy with his death but did thank them for it being possibly the best way to go.


wonkey_monkey

Chrysippus, also known as "the man who died from laughing at his own joke," is a 3rd-century BC Greek Stoic philosopher who died of laughter after he saw a donkey eating his figs; he told a slave to give the donkey undiluted wine to wash them down, and then, "having laughed too much, he died".


Dr-Autist99

Surprised she spelled the first word right, as it's longer than the two subsequent words.


FartHarder12

Her existence makes a mockery of democracy …


Rigo3oh

How does someone this fucking stupid thrive in this world?


da_ting_go

I would buy that NFT.


endMinorityRule

sounds like she didn't get the pardon from trump that she wanted.


erible4711

Isn't this a very clear sign of corruption? You know Separation of Powers? When the Legislative power wants to influence the Executive power? Or defund it when it does thinks you personally don't want it to do?


semi-normal-geek

Seems they don’t like law *or* order