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I was banned by the AskThe_Donald subreddit after commenting about boats and I absolutely love it.

I was banned by the AskThe_Donald subreddit after commenting about boats and I absolutely love it.

ErtGentskee

Maybe since they know about boats now, they'll get on some and go somewhere else. Heard somewhere trump people are really into Russia.


robertplantspage

That subreddit is an absolute goldmine of pure idiocy.


Haptic-feedbag

The description of that subreddit doesn't make any sense. They say they ban racists and trolls. So they basically ban 90% of the people that would go there?


robertplantspage

The note they added to the ban message is even better: No Racist/Bigots/Trolls. Bye Bye! Please seek counseling, Find Jesus, and don't hurt children or animals.


Haptic-feedbag

Oh my. So no bigots allowed and they're vegan too! Wow. Just wow.


DingDongYoureWrong69

Cant ban you mods, they only ban if you oppose the orange blob, the worlds most overgrown orange


IllustriousStorm5730

Ahh the old “Democrats built a tunnel from Haiti to Texas using digging equipment rented on George Soros’ credit card”…


MickeyTheHound

but if they could do that why do they need 3T for "infrastructure? maybe it is for MORE tunnels? Big ol /S


LotusSloth

I heard it was Antifa. Either way, I’m sure some evil Lib is behind it all. 🙄


Icy-Bus3734

Didn’t you read Hilarys emails? Check out Hunter Biden’s laptop…..BENGHAZI!!!!


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CakeAccomplice12

Dude...they're inhaling hydrogen peroxide now Don't give them more ideas


hooligan_steve

You know, when a conservative says some stupid shit on this sub, we all calmly dismantle everything they say. Every time I’ve commented in a conservative sub, I’m immediately banned before I can engage with anyone. Then they just call us trolls for not engaging. How can people so insecure about their own beliefs hold so strongly to them?


robertplantspage

Especially with this argument, of one of them had tried to own me by saying, "Where did they get the boat?!" the one answer to make them look utterly ridiculous is "They could have built the boats."


hooligan_steve

Truly deep thinkers in these communities


Cargobiker530

>How can people so insecure about their own beliefs hold so strongly to them? They know their beliefs melt before simple questions like a rice paper umbrella in hard rain. They can't allow any taint of reality to intrude on their safe spaces.


flamingoswizzlestick

Wait, the trumpettes don't tolerate mean tweets? Bwahahahahaha


bunkscudda

It’s a conspiracy! They are being brought here by a group that call themselves “Captains”. Nearly every single boat is run by someone from this group


Captain_Clark

The most enjoyable aspect of that sub is seeing how little attention it now gets. Where once it’s posts had lengthy comments, they now frequently have nothing but one automod comment. It’s become a ghost town.


robertplantspage

The only reason I found it was because it showed up on my home page for some reason, and I just thought to myself "An opportunity has come that I cannot pass up."


mcg42ray

"Thousands of miles"


HatchSmelter

That's what I was thinking! Haiti is not thousands of miles from our border, lol. It's under 700 miles.


LordUmbrage

Ugh walsh is just a bearded charlie kirk sock puppet


LotusSloth

You sneaky Lib… trying to educate them! They don’t needs no book learnin’ in there!


robertplantspage

Side note; I edited my comment before I got banned to include the radical idea of walking by foot to the border.


Metalling2020

Pure gold. Banned without the use of one profanity. Bravo 🙌


robertplantspage

Teaching people about boats is important. You have to talk like you're teaching a two year old. But two year olds probably grasp the concept of boats easier than these people.


Metalling2020

They don’t even realize the education in which they’ve missed out.


I_was_bone_to_dance

I can’t imagine what it must feel like to have been trapped in this cycle oscillating between false confidence in your belief system and false victimhood.


DingDongYoureWrong69

That is a easy one to get banned from…asked what a terrorist trying to assist a coup was doing that was “lawful” and deserved to not get a bullet in the chest. Whoops, permaban. My bad didn’t know they were so sensitive about being domestic terrorist


BarDitchBaboon

I mean, I’m no Trumper, but Del Rio is nowhere near the coast.


robertplantspage

I edited it before I got banned to include the insane notion of walking.


BarDitchBaboon

That’s fair. I’m from Texas and I’ve wondered why they’re ending up in Del Rio. There are hundreds of miles of closer crossing points.


BarDitchBaboon

I guess it depends on where they are landing in Mexico. I could Google it, but that seems like too much effort.


robertplantspage

If you're fleeing a country as a refugee, you'd probably do whatever it took to go somewhere else for some security. So it makes sense that they would still walk for so many miles (probably getting lifts on the way) to try and find a better place.


BarDitchBaboon

I get that. I’m just saying, when I first heard it was Del Rio, I was surprised it was so far west. But, after thinking about it, it’s probably the best corridor from where they are landing in Mexico.


AlienPsychic51

The answer he was looking for is Soros. But in Reality it might be Murdock funding the boat rides. Gives them something to cry about.


MootsUncle

I think he’s trying to imply that Democrats are bringing them which like…gee where have I heard that conspiracy theory before?


ICLazeru

Yeah, that is an easy sub to get banned from. They probably have more bans than members. Maybe if they bothered to count they would realize why they lost the election.


GhostOfTheBanned

"How DARE you be logical?!"


1976kdawg

Getting banned from anything that subscribes to taking advice from The Donald sounds like a worthy endeavor. Well done.


WhoGivesADuckAbout

I do have to wonder what ever happened to the coast guard


gtg930r

Since when did they patrol the dessert?


jamboh20

Whose boat is this boat?


robertplantspage

I mean, people have been building their own boats for thousands of years, so that's one way.


ZacHefner

🏆


the_dread_alarm

Ah, yes the B.O.A.T. - buoyancy-operated aquatic transport.


CapeRanger1

Coast guard needs more funding


robertplantspage

That's actually really true. My boyfriend was in the CG, and the ship he was on during his time there was only retired this year and it had been built in the 50s. It's in such a bad state that literally no one will buy it.


bobyblobfish

How dare you comment boats, you know they could destroy you with facts and logic if they wanted to! It’s obviously Democrat antifa communist 10G UFOs!


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MJU1983

Has anyone tried to blame the elderly Jewish man? It’s been a while since we’ve heard a reference to “Soros.” /Alex Jones voice /s


PipeThePippettor

Ever heard of airplanes? Those work wonderfully, too!


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W2ttsy

Tough concept for trump supporters to understand, they’re used to their boats sinking off the shores of lake Travis.


abbeyeiger

Back in the late 80's, when I would see the failed Casino owning bankrupt cheeseball douchbag that is/was Donald Trump - never could I have imagined he would take control of the "minds" of a hundred million people... Never ever underestimate complete troglodytic stupidity.