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Don't Panic. Pack a towel. Use your promo code.

Don't Panic. Pack a towel. Use your promo code.

2000s-hty

it’s sad that i can’t tell if this is real or not


ZacHefner

[real](https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1440357717789397001)


nohpex

Now that you mention it, I can't tell if it's real or not, but I assumed it was and felt sick to my stomach.


InflamedLiver

I guess as opposed to the towels that don't work? Either way, can I buy some crack off this dude or what?


Deadshot3475

It’ll help cover up what Rudy was going to do to Borat’d daughter. Half a hand towel should do it!


displayname____

Douglas Adams is rolling in his grave


Oblong_Square

Exactly! Adams deserves better associations


_Chapmobile

Don’t forget to bring a towel!


DCErik

'You can't force me to bring a towel! Because freedom!'


urnewstepdaddy

The right towel for that hot, stressful day in front of a landscaping company


shibiwan

Rudy is now doing MLM shit, selling crappy towels for Lindell? Lol Both of them must be desperate for $$$$ to cover their upcoming legal bills.


IntellectualSlime

There’s a joke in there somewhere about the KKK’s sheet factory, but I don’t want to give Lindell any hot ideas.


M3fit

Rudy going broke


Xxxjtvxxx

Is he planning on going somewhere?, might want to place him in custody as he is a flight risk.