Don't Panic. Pack a towel. Use your promo code.
By - ZacHefner
it’s sad that i can’t tell if this is real or not
Now that you mention it, I can't tell if it's real or not, but I assumed it was and felt sick to my stomach.
I guess as opposed to the towels that don't work? Either way, can I buy some crack off this dude or what?
It’ll help cover up what Rudy was going to do to Borat’d daughter. Half a hand towel should do it!
Douglas Adams is rolling in his grave
Exactly! Adams deserves better associations
Don’t forget to bring a towel!
'You can't force me to bring a towel! Because freedom!'
The right towel for that hot, stressful day in front of a landscaping company
Rudy is now doing MLM shit, selling crappy towels for Lindell? Lol
Both of them must be desperate for $$$$ to cover their upcoming legal bills.
There’s a joke in there somewhere about the KKK’s sheet factory, but I don’t want to give Lindell any hot ideas.
Rudy going broke
Is he planning on going somewhere?, might want to place him in custody as he is a flight risk.