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She said what?

She said what?

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elmwoodblues

Hair-trigger. They oscillate wildly between an expectance of entitlement and a fear of the future; add in the social media echoes, and that pawl's filed, polished, and ready to trip


ParticularPenguins

“fear of the future”. Rather, promote fear of a projection they’ve made up in their little minds and get confused with reality.


NO_quid_pro_hoe

Karens are trying to make speeches that change the world.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

[Like this one that she didn't quite finish, lol. And yes that is the same person, really.](https://youtu.be/-rlMxOcgQgI)


NO_quid_pro_hoe

Omg thank you for that - I hope more Karens wake up to the fact that they are fighting for white privileged woman's rights that help absolutely no one. Fox news/other far right outlets are brainwashing Karens all across our country, and its sick.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

They won't though, unfortunately. Also they are only susceptible to the brainwashing because they have their worst impulses exploited, xenophobia, racism, white supremacy, etc. Fucking Karens...


la_winky

Thank you for that gem and for adding yet another reason I won’t retire to Texas. But my god. Her life looks exhausting.


FrankieAndBernie

It blows my mind that she believes she owns nordstrom rack and therefore can show up under any circumstances. That video had a satisfying conclusion.


Immediate-Network201

That was awesome


Skurph

Orrrrrr hear me out… just literally worry about her own children and stop policing everyone else. The answer here is not that she needs to ask nicely, it’s that she’s within her rights to ask her own children to not read a book, but she actually is trying to go beyond that and impart her values on literally everyone who attends this school. Her idea of the “solution” is now not only can her kid not have access to this book but neither can mine. These people are literally not only terrified of words but refuse to literally converse with their children about topics, so the solution is they want topics erased. It’s the same as their stance in sex education. Whereas a reasonable parent would understand that if their kid can read that book they’ve probably heard that language before and they would benefit from a conversation about it. There’s also not a shred of self awareness that before she gets up to ask that they mandate a removal of this book that she thanks them for not having a mask mandate…. For reference this is book she’s angry about https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_Darkness_(novel) I don’t think enough people really grasp that those who are so against the mask mandates are really angry because they themselves are the ones who often dictate to school boards what should/should not be done. I also think people don’t fully grasp that using school boards to further personal agendas is not new. Many of those who stand (not necessarily this lady) and scream don’t actually have school aged children in public schools, and these people have been coming to meetings for years trying to get books banned for kids who are not their own. Again, they do not want to have actually interact with their children, they’d much prefer the school perfectly aligns with their own values exactly so they never have to actually explain their values (and the lack of logic behind it) to their kids. Source: I’ve been in education for a decade


Thopterthallid

> On September 15, 2021, the book was challenged at a Lake Travis Independent School District board meeting in Austin, Texas by a parent. The parent interrupted a board meeting to request that the book be removed from the libraries of the district’s two middle schools due to its sexually explicit content. The following day, a district spokesperson told KXAN that the book was removed from its two middle schools, Hudson Bend Middle School and Bee Cave Middle School, and that its contents would be reviewed with respect to board policy. We've come full circle.


la_winky

My sister is a teacher. She assigned The Diary of Ann Frank to her gifted middle school class. That book WAS in the school library. After parents bitched due to discussion of masturbation, she was fired. To be fair, this did happen to her (years ago) in Florida. Aaaand that’s why she doesn’t live there anymore.


makemejelly49

>those who are so against the mask mandated are really angry because they themselves are the ones who often dictate to school boards what should/should not be done. And everyone knows someone like this. They've been the PTA President for years, because every time their term ends, they run unopposed for yet another term, and it's not enough to parent their own children, they have to parent everyone else's, too.


coffeeandgatorade

i hate to reference Louis CK, but essentially we can’t have nice things because some fucking Karen somewhere doesn’t want to talk to her ugly child for five minutes


Gimme_tacos79

Because some people think being angry is the only way to influence people but it has the opposite effect most of the time. Why be a rational person when you can be a fucking self-obsessed lunatic instead?


bojangles_dangles

Her head has been up there all this time.


Wanderer-Wonderer

It’s worse than I imagined. If you’ve finished you’re breakfast, [watch the video on *the twitter.*](https://mobile.twitter.com/delrayser/status/1438606219430662144)


Naptownfellow

The condensed version. https://imgur.com/gallery/MdhzDsx


onikaizoku11

Umm, yeah...this creature has anal *alot* and is ashamed of that fact for some reason. I worked with a lady a ways back that also tried to work her disdain of anal into as many conversations as she could. Then one day, she got caught indulging in the back security office one morning after she and her partner were supposed to have been reshelving books overnight.


walkingwithcare

Projection. It's always projection.


Liet-Kinda

That is *wild.*


Liet-Kinda

The call is coming from inside the butt


OohLaLaaaaaa

That’s the thing with these idiots, they lie the time without even realising they’re doing it


The_Ineffable_Sage

I thought she had a stick up there


PubesOnTheSoap

Anal to cranial inversion


Art-Zuron

I came here to say this


__red__5

We have a winner. Close the comments 😂


Recess__

It’s becoming clear. I’m gonna have to start going to these things called school board meetings. Seems like a great tinder date…


PryanLoL

Don't stick your dick in crazy.


Rawscent

Her rant about anal sex seems oddly personal.


rickk79

Imagine being her kids watching your mother go bat shit crazy and viral on internet. I really don't think I could handle it as a teen


Naptownfellow

Her kids: “ poor dad, no wonder he takes such long showers” https://imgur.com/gallery/MdhzDsx


rickk79

Or takes so many business trips to Nevada


Drulock

Her husband "accidentally" wrong holed her OR she caught her husband balls deep in his mistress ass.


Rawscent

Or his boyfriend’s ass.


ToyVaren

Seems obvious she has a stick up her ass right now.


Madaghmire

Damnit, I came here to make the “Then how’d the stick get there” joke. You win this time, stranger.


I_quote_alot

Immaculate Insertion. God put it there.


500CatsTypingStuff

“I am Karen, hear me roar, in numbers too small to ignore”.


UnderwhelmingAF

“I am Karen hear me roar, nothing’s gone in my back door….”


Naptownfellow

Yep https://imgur.com/gallery/MdhzDsx


FinancialTea4

Is it just me or does it seem like she's a little hung up on anal sex? I watched that video for ten minutes and all she did was repeat that she doesn't want to have anal sex over and over. Something doesn't add up.


tesseract4

She really wants to try anal, but is too afraid.


Last-Classroom1557

Never stuck anything in our asses before. I am Karen hear me roar


StrengthDazzling8922

The lady doth protest too much, methinks


dy85

So I saw the clip and the book mentions putting it in the vagina and the butt and instead of being offended by all of it its the back passage she's up in arms about? Says a lot about this type of trash now doesn't it.


derek_potatoes

Is that Marjorie Taylor-Greene?


Ok_Intention3541

Fuck. They're multiplying.


TecumsehSherman

That's literally the only thing to do in the trailer park.


antmars

Meth?


TecumsehSherman

Ok, two things.


NikolaTes

They've started a fan club.


rickk79

The next generation


107197

MTG - TNG???


siecin

Don't give wizards any ideas. We're not all made of money!


Savo3333

She’s the dollar store version!


ZeroChillDavis

Marjorie Trailer Green?


ultrablight

I thought she already was the dollar store version


crimsonblade55

*Dollar Tree version


MRuppercutz

*clearance bin at the dollar store


volleyfireguy

Someone didn't listen and sprayed water on MTG. Now she's multiplying.


AnonOfDoom

Told y’all not to feed her after midnight. Nobody listens I swear.


Slendy5127

Goddamnit, you beat me to the joke


573IAN

Majorie Trailer Queen?


sinime

"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!"


Owcomm

[Source](https://twitter.com/delrayser/status/1438606219430662144)


25DegreeD

Sheesh. Imagine being so out of touch you think your child will learn about anal sex from the middle school library and not pornhub on his phone.


Arboria_Institute

There was one book I read that she must really be mad about being taught to kids. There was a woman who talked about how well-hung her lovers were and how much they came, there were these two girls who got their dad drunk and fucked him. There was a guy who offered up his concubine to be raped to death and dismembered by a group of men. Lots more stories like that, really sick shit, and they're teaching it to millions of kids, those damn degenerate liberals! Man, what was that book called again?


Parking-Athlete-7106

Is the answer the Bible?


Arboria_Institute

ding ding ding!


WRStoney

Could be anything ;) Maybe the Ann Rice which series, which was fantastic btw. Check out some of 80's Clive Barker. "Imajica" has a similar flavor and he has another one I read years ago I'm too lazy to look up now. I read "stranger in a strange land" by Heinlein in the 6th grade. Wow did that open my eyes. Banning books is ridiculous for any reason. We miss an opportunity to teach when children and teens don't have access to ideas and acts that make them think.


LiupingToo

I'm sure she has a few copies of that one at home. Maybe even keeps one in her nightstand.


FaerieFay

The Good Book...


rickk79

Holy shit that is even worse than the text/image


entoaggie

Why did I know in my gut that this had to be lake Travis.


dystopian_mermaid

Oh my god its even worse than I thought. “I WANT YOU TO TEACH OUR KIDS BUT NOT ABOUT PUBLIC HEALTH OR SEX!!!” What?


Narai94

„If schools did that they would have prevented me from having a child. Twice!“ Damn why was that sentence cut out?


hippygremlin

...I assumed that it would be a poorly worded anti-vaxx loony statement...Christ. America is wild.


dystopian_mermaid

Wildly depressing.


Resolute002

My favorite part about this weird story is, given their propensity for hypocrisy, we can infer that she greatly enjoys and constantly does this very thing.


Clear_Try_6814

Whoopi get this lady a thermometer so we all can move on


fluffybottom

The district doesn’t have to teach them about sex, their friends do it. Their older brothers, sisters and cousins do it. The porn their fathers leave around, and the search history undeleted do it. But Texas educators really do need to concentrate on education, like how corn holing can lead to tears in the anal tissues that lead to life-long painful scarring. Teach kids how to do it properly. Sheesh.


AnimorphsGeek

Yeah, I don't think they even mentioned lube once in my middle school sex ed class.


fatten_happy

Fairly certain mine was just rehashing the reproduction cycle, pics of STDS, and a birthing video, where we weren't actually supposed to watch the birthing part but the teacher got distracted talking to another teacher in the hallway.


bassoontennis

In my Texas middle school one. Boys and girls where separated. Boys learned about erections and body hair. And stds. Nothing about condoms our even mention of sex. Just a pamphlet after a one hour class. Everything else I learned about sex was from other people or the internet. So as a closet gay kid that sucked. But the boys and girls after school immediately grouped up and shared our pamphlets. And to no ones surprised by the time senior year rolled around between 6-12 grade I knew 18 girls in my class who got pregnant out of 120. And that was just my class every class had a crazy amount of pregnancies every year. But still they think abstinence is the best way to teach sex Ed haha


Swift_Scythe

Because condoms lead to MORE SEX. And more sex leads to ABORTIONS. If we just pretend sex is not real problem solved - like Critical Race Theory. *Texas Logic*


Miichl80

I can’t think of anyone better to teach such an important lesson than someone named Fluffybottom. I’ll take this lesson to heart


homebrew_1

Supreme Court should hear her case.


redbonedogseven

I’m sure Boufboy would have some thoughts on the subject.


SecureSamurai

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that she’s not a ***Game of Thrones*** fan.


joevilla1369

Most Christians are just in the closet about trying fun stuff and wanting to explore their body.


MuckRaker83

Wow what got up her ass


lll__l__lll

Not enough cock


Enlightened-Beaver

People who go out of their way to say they don’t do something definitely do that thing, usually a lot


pumpman1771

That video is awesome.


rickk79

Truly shocking d


RandomUserC137

Alt Headline: Marjorie Tailor Greene yells things into a microphone.


Dunge0nMast0r

Her face suggests otherwise.


theragingoptimist

And it looks like something is still in there.


Historical_Button445

She’s lying… she loves stuff up there!


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I don't believe you.


Szygani

One hundred percent has she taken it up the butt. And there’s nothing wrong with that


evios31

What? What?


julioramires80

This is what happens when you use the monolog from the shower.


RupertNZ1081

She’s missing out!


Armenoid

Yep. So uptight


BuzzKillington217

Why the fuck do they all look like Titans from AoT?


rickk79

Inbreeding


narsfweasels

Me neither! It was all mouth-stuff! *proud*


BuddhasRoadTrip

[She's batshit crazy](https://youtu.be/-rlMxOcgQgI)


Daveinatx

The vaccine goes on your arm, ma'am


geschwitz2

WIN


HellblazerPrime

The only thing conservatives do more consistently than projection is confession via unprovoked denial. This woman takes it in the ass on the regular and loves every second of it.


buddhistbulgyo

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.


Madd-RIP

Maybe she SHOULD have had anal sex, at least then the world won’t be propagated by the kids of karens like her. Usually the ‘I am a woman of God’ brigade are the worst offenders of bigotry and sociopathic ideals


Cordrone

God: #Facepalm The Devil: “Haha! They’re so worried about Lust and then I get’em with the Pride thing every time!! Hilarious!” God: “I’m just glad you’re stuck with her. Sucker!” Devil: “Ha! I love my job dad.” God: “That’s good my son. It’s important for your mental health after all. So what’s her punishment?” Devil: “Duh! Butt stuff of course!! Also, I’m going to make her keep reading the Bible until she gets it.” God: “Well, that will take an eternity.” Devil: “I know!!” Both laugh. God: “Shall we get tacos my son?” Devil: “It is Tuesday! So how are things upstairs pop?” God: “It would be lonely if not for all the dogs to keep me company.”


unlikelyoutcomes

...yet.


Honsill

I really don't believe her I am sure all kinds of things have been up her but including her finger, multiple other smaller heads, other people's fingers random variety of objects O and her own head


rickk79

I don't understand why she needs to scream it out in public? She can do whatever she wants in the privacy of her home. She is an adult, who cares. Why she thinks she is entitled to decide what others can or can not do much less read about it. Freaking christian Taliban


Capital_Ordinary8043

Im sooooooo confused


1990Billsfan

Is there audio/video of this anywhere?


rickk79

Someone posted it here earlier https://twitter.com/delrayser/status/1438606219430662144?s=19


1990Billsfan

Thanks! This needs to be meme'd right away.


rickk79

She is a great candidate. But they seems to be cloning these women everywhere, they all lookalike and are ridiculously opiniated and loud and so freaking angry.


Naptownfellow

Here ya go https://imgur.com/gallery/MdhzDsx


LongPenStroke

Last paragraph from the article sums it up: "while bell’s rant is noticeably unhinged, the crazy part is that it actually worked. according to kxan austin, out of darkness was pulled from two of the district’s middle schools pending a review by the school board. it appears the only thing taking it up the butt on kara bell’s watch is reading."


BuzzINGUS

It’s funny that to her that’s an achievement, she’s been struggling her whole life not to push stuff up her butt.


real-darkph0enix1

Pressing X for Doubt intensifies.


higbig40

She got arrested outside of a Nordstrom’s last year. She has a history of being dumb.


DemythologizedDie

Oddly specific denial.


m0grady

$25 says she sells dietary supplements as part of an mlm scheme.


StimulatedRealism

She’s obviously lying as it’s obviously still in there.


desiamigo

The bishop disagrees


maskedelephantar

The lie detector has determined that it is a lie


nogoodjoe

Shame, I can help her with that.


ICLazeru

She just wants to be in the news as much as she can. Anal is her midlife crisis.


Upbeat-Ad-4310

Challenge accepted


[deleted]

While she's on wikipedia, she should probably also look up The Streisand Effect. No doubt thousands of kids are going out looking for that book now


DuckQueue

So her head was there from the start?


yougonnapickmeup

Doesn’t know what she’s missing


LadyTiaBeth

Well now I’m going to have to read this book. Thankfully, it’s available at my local library!


Kalipygia

Probably isn't true either lol.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

"Okay, Ms Miller, but we're here to discuss music class funding."


itsallaboutfantasy

I feel so sorry for the kids of these wacked parents. This is on the internet for all eternity.


Leo_Mauskowitz

Con.... congratulations?


JayPrim3

Should try, may loosen her up.


Miichl80

Poor poor woman. And her partner too.


Mitch_Cumstein6174

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."


HorseFightingLeague

Discount Dollar Majorie Greene here was protesting the book [Out of Darkness](https://www.kxan.com/news/education/lake-travis-isd-pulls-will-review-book-deemed-sexually-explicit/) for a "sexually explicit" passage. But let's be honest, it's not about the sex, it's about two non-whites having sex. >The book chronicles a love affair between an African American boy and a Mexican American Sadly, DDMG was successful: >Lake Travis Independent School District confirmed to KXAN it pulled a book from the libraries of two middle schools following at least one complaint.


craftycontrarian

This woman needs a colonoscopy.


PubesOnTheSoap

So she’s crazy and boring , what an interesting combo


cantcomeupwithnamess

Fake ass news, she clearly has a 12 inch stick up her ass


SmurfPickler

There's an old high-school boyfriend out there right now saying "um...yes you have."


ProcedureNecessary42

She has definitely had anal sex and she definitely loves it


MadWhiskeyGrin

Not even toilet paper, ma'am?


Tommy-1111

It's amazing how all the ugly comes out from this fear and denial and hatred.


Thopterthallid

Saw the video. There's some missing context; she wants a book removed from two middle schools' libraries that indeed might be too mature for that audience. That said, her way of displaying her displeasure was more than a bit unhinged.


PatSaidJack

Thinking people are kind of getting tired of the whole unhinged screaming angry republican seething vitriol and acid thing. Weird. You'd think we wouldn't have had enough of it in the last five and a half years or so. [I know it never gets old for me](https://i.imgur.com/1ErjObv.jpg)


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PatSaidJack

Funny. She didn't mention it to me when I pulled out of her incredibly cottage cheese buttcheeks.


BMacklin22

Adding to her greatest hits video, put this one along with her anti mask rant outside Nordstroms a couple months ago. Next stop, congress, probably!


EvitaPuppy

'The lady doth protest too much, methinks.'


colebrv

The fact that people like her are running for school board positions is frightening. They're not doing it bevause they care about the children's education but doing it for political reasons to try to change things for political reasons and conspiracy theories


itszhc13

We all know this ultra classy lady has definitely done butt stuff.


BareNakedSole

How many emails/texts/phone calls did her husband get saying “sorry bro….”


TexasYankee212

Too easy: Did someone then ask her how she got her head stuck up her ass? Did someone then tell her that any work was unnecessary as her butt was way too big already?


Nervous_Stand_1600

The Karen doth protest too much, methinks, about the cornhole.


FnkyTown

This lady is an awful person, but what she's complaining about is a book in the Middle School library that has an explicit anal sex scene in it. Middle School in North Carolina has 11-year-olds, so while sex education being taught by a teacher in a classroom is important, I can see how a graphic anal sex scene in a book, probably shouldn't be in a Middle School library. Even the author of the book thinks it is rated 14+, which is clearly High School material. Disagreeing with her just because she's a shitty person in a lot of other ways, doesn't make this particular argument any less valid.


rickk79

I'm sure kids in US don't have mobile phone and never seen or shared porn.


zookr2000

Uhm, that is political ?????


rickk79

School board decision is not part of the political system of a society in your mind Does it need to be president or congress to make it political enough for you?


mistercartmenes

Projection


xrayjones2000

Hmmm.. weird flex?


ObbyDrWan

All evidence to the contrary.


EggplantFearless5969

What what? Nothings been in her butt!


19FiftyNine

The guilty dog always barks first!


DTG_420

I’m not gonna lie, this comes across like someone whose embarrassed about how much they like butt stuff


nodbog

Methinks she doth protest too much.


Doctor_Amazo

Oh I bet she's lying. And if she's not, it's her loss.


nyking1020

Maybe that's exactly what she needs and she will be much happier. She's just sexually frustrated and need a good D


in-joy

Looks like she was asking for a favor.


supertbone

Is that a challenge?


sensuability

Why would she complain about it at a school board meeting?


juanjung

Maybe that's the problem.


classless_classic

Can you imagine being married to that…


CurrentlyLucid

She is proud to be 1/3 of a virgin?


Bluefenix32

Looks like she is overcompensating to me Own your kinks, lady #nokinkshaming


geschwitz2

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s. If you want anal disruption, Arby’s is across the street.


Rickyspanish33

She can put something in my butt