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If Trump isn't reinstated...

If Trump isn't reinstated...

PhysicsDude55

I can tell this is a parody because there's only 1 font being used.


CainPillar

"and it's not Comic Sans." (Am I getting old?)


Sawathingonce

Should've used Papyrus. It's tribal yet futuristic


RealJraydel1

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID


mbgal1977

Bamboo


Ben-J-N

Avatar.


IUpVoteIronically

I understood that reference!


creeva

I understood that reference!


breadfruitbanana

As a starting point maybe. But you’ve got to modify it.


StyreneAddict1965

Just say no to Comic Sans. Sign in every graphics department I worked in.


Dread314r8Bob

Srsly. Papyrus is the goto.


reganomics

[~~You~~ I know what you did! ](https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ)


from_dust

In each of those departments is someone muttering about how Comic Sans has superior readability for dyslexics, and the popular bitching about it can come off ableist, because most folks dont know fuck-all about fonts to begin with. They certainly never minded reading Comic Sans in, yanno, comics.


logicalmaniak

I don't like Comic Sans for comics. The "I" has those two big serif bars. The only thing I like CS for is making writing games for kids. The glyphs are perfect for teaching handwriting. There are cool weighted fonts that are better for dyslexics than CS.


allen_abduction

In purple font!


GoTeamScotch

And there aren't any typos or grammatical errors. Use of an apostrophe in a contraction. Use of a comma after "Patriots". All used correctly. Dead giveaways.


ryuujinusa

And no misspellings.


whatproblems

No random capitalization


Asleep_Macaron_5153

And apostrophe abuse.


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

If every letter is capitalized how can any one WORD be needlessly EMPHASIZED in all caps?!?!?!


EnForce_NM156

And there's no visible bamboo either.


Pickle_Rick01

It’s definitely a parody because the spelling and grammar are correct. “Reinstated” is a big word. It’s also not how the American Presidency works. No former President can be “reinstated.” You’re either elected or you’re not.


Th3M0D3RaT0R

>your Found the closet righty.


play_hard_outside

And nothing is misspelled.


Marcopop96

Remember that October will be the month for male castrations for Trump. The more balls given , the better the chance for victory. This follows the San Diego , Heavens Gate cult.


analogkid1

TRUMP WANTS YOUR BALLS 2024


DimitriV

Given how he hid behind Twitter and ran away from interview questions, he obviously needs some.


derailius

my father, a spreadneck trump voter, says he's never voting again because his "vote don't matter" after Biden won. right on. you do you, i'll keep voting for not the actual comic book villain.


69LogJammerz

Just as a reminder, in the Superman comics when Lex Luthor was elected president, he transferred his assets to a blind trust. The former potus was less ethical than a comic book villain


Scarborough_sg

cos Lex Luthor is interested in power and being in charge. that guy was probably only interested in the perks and privileges of being president.


spluge96

Four years of aggressive handshakes and hamberders for free? Also the other things he was told to do.


Doctor_Stinkfinger

> Four years of aggressive handshakes Haha, he stopped that shit as soon as somebody did it back to him.


GletscherEis

I thought he was going to cry when Macron did it.


mrpanicy

I thought he was going to snap when Trudeau took away his control.


Andreklooster

Weakling ..


Practical-Matter-304

For years before running, he eas trying to open a hotel in Russia, you can look it up, and putin said, nope... trump thought that if he could be president and give Russia perks, he'd get his hotel. He gave not one single shit about the American people only his own agenda. As far as those drinking the trump koolaid. My sister in law believes hole heartedly, the different stimulus checks came, not from our government or a combination of the 3 parts of our government, but from trumps personal bank accounts. No amount of explaining he would of been broke to do that, changes her mind. Why does she believe this...? Cause her son saw it on tictoc...!!!!!! Sigh....


mia_elora

DJT wanted to turn the US into the next North Korea, with him as the god--king.


flying87

Luthor was also a scientific genius and one of smartest people in the DC universe.


Candyvanmanstan

But was he a stable genius?


flying87

No, no he was not.


pchandler45

And did he have the best words?


stevester90

The best and most tremendous words. Believe me.


wazzdakah

I'd vote for Luthor over Trump everyday, at least the guy is actually smart.


69LogJammerz

Can you imagine how much more incredibly fucked we’d be if trump had just an average IQ? The only reason he failed to turn us into a dictatorship is because he’s a narcissistic idiot.


wazzdakah

Oh yeah I totally agree, if he had actually two braincells it would have been really easy.


Tiny-Lock9652

Oh, but (we’re) wrong! He had a press conference with his big stacks of fancy Manila envelopes ala 1986 that held all his “business documents” PROVING he transferred his business interests to his kids! Because in 2016 that’s how all businesses store their files, right??


ObeliskPolitics

The covid deaths and elections are rigged bs helped us win Georgia in the special election. The GOP reaps what they sow.


mbgal1977

It was helped a lot by an info graphic that someone made over on a different sub that got retweeted by Lin Wood. I think it was the one where they said if no Republicans voted it would expose the fraud because after they deducted votes then the total would be less than zero or some crap like that. It’s so nonsensical I can’t keep track


14sierra

Honestly it's kind of brilliant. All we ever hear about is how Russia/Republicans are filling the internet with their BS to convince rubes to vote in their favor. Why don't liberals start doing this? If they are so easily influenced a couple of phony baloney conspiracies should be pretty effective in countering the BS from republican bots.


TheRogueTemplar

>fraud because after they deducted votes then the total would be less than zero Wait, what?


mbgal1977

I know it’s pretty far out there but my understanding was that they were convinced that votes were deducted from Trump and given to Biden in November. So supposedly you could expose the fraud if no Republicans voted in the special election because they would be deducting more votes than were cast and the total would be a negative number. I realize it makes no sense even after I explained it. I’m sorry. People believe the earth is flat and I can’t explain that either.


StyreneAddict1965

Comic strip... A book's too good for him.


FBIVanAcrossThStreet

We don' hold with **no** book larnin' round these parts ^(Edit: thanks for the correction, /u/Ok-Faithlessness8646)


Ok-Faithlessness8646

Needs to be a double negative ! We don’t hold with no book larnin’ round these parts.


Elteon3030

Readin' don't never not done nothing for not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason not never. And by God they never not ain't gonna will!


imbetterdrunk

Book learning will hurt your shootin eye.


Dread314r8Bob

Strip is more Trump's preference.


WelshRugbyLock

Oh dear god how gross!


robmox

Villain's too good for him too. Trump's more of a mook.


Yitram

More of the Dragon, but of an incompetent variety. He thinks he's in charge, but Putin is the Man Behind the Man.


TheMuffinn

Do not forget to remind him in 2024.


Xstitchpixels

God this would own my libtard ass so hard


abraksis747

You like that don't you? You dirty kale eating libtard


Diamondhands_Rex

God I love it when Ben Shapiro calls me a dirty avocado toast eating liberal pussy.


cultured_banana_slug

Mmmmm avocado. Pardon me, I need to go snag some tacos from the local taco truck. Nomnomnom.


toilet_roll_rebel

I hate avocado. Does that mean I have to turn in my commie socialist lefty liberal card?


joshgeek

No, just the vinyl collection... But you can keep the 45s.


tink630

Do you like tacos and iPhones? We can make an exception for one if you like the other two.


kaprixiouz

Fuck, is that a thing? God DAMN these avacados ruin EVERYTHING. From toast to our economy, I've HAD it. 😂


AssistanceMedical951

That sentence got “eating” and “pussy” closer together than Ben Shapiro ever got to it.


abraksis747

***unzips*** Talk Shapiro to me daddy


Legion_707

Ha! Kale! *bites into double stacked big mac* i laugh at all these soyboys eating vegetables! *shoves a large order of fries in my mouth* these little snowflakes need to eat like a real man! *drinks entire 2 liter in one gulp*


Soangry75

Of diet Coke to "wash it down"


DimitriV

Dad?


officialtwiggz

….*Eric?*


SorryScratch2755

.....tiffany?


WilkeyWonka

Donkey!


Bikeboy76

Breakfast?


CrunchyGroovz

There's nothing more macho than early onset erectile dysfunction


schmyndles

So I was in my neighborhood bar a couple months ago, and this super racist/sexist/general asshole and another customer were complaining about how they won't be able to do anything without proof of vaccines soon, and how they were going to get fake vaccine cards (one guy said he knows a guy lol". I was on reddit, and saw a post about how having covid can cause erectile dysfunction, and said how coincidental it was that I was just reading this. The asshole loudly proclaims how he doesn't care because his dick don't work anyways. And I love bringing it up whenever he comments on any female athlete on tv, who is usually 50+ years younger than him.


Jaydice55

Gas station boner pills for the cure!


DiscoDvck

What can go wrong when taking a pill from a gas station called: Gorilla pounding dragon flame bullet blood


Legion_707

My dick works just fine thank you very much! *takes a handful of viagra just to masturbate*


Jordan2650

I feel personally attacked. Some of us are also fat libtards thank you very much!


praisechthulu

Oh damn I didn't realize I was in an NSFW thread. This fanfiction is turning me on


Panda_hat

I do, and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.


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MrSingularitarian

Joke goes woooosh


Mrs_Gnarly

Right!!!


Paranitis

You seemed to miss the point of OPs comment.


SlappyMacDougal

FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!.......


nylasmaster

Says the beanbag shaped, mayonnaise filled Trumper!


SaltMineSpelunker

OMG I feel so triggered!


WillytheWimp1

Muh blue hairrrrr!!!


din7

I would feel totally pwned if they boycotted voting.


browncoats4lyfe

My liberal tears would flow.


erinaceus_

Your tears would flow liberally?


Zachrocks01

His tears would be liberalated


wcollins260

Oh my god. I really hope they don’t stop voting. That would really piss me off.


e22ddie46

Yep. I firmly support these types not voting. Same reason I really approved of them protesting Georgia's runoff because the election would be stolen anyway.


theKetoBear

I'd love to be a cuck just to achieve this future !


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ShadowGLI

Oh no, please pwn my liberal communist elite cis sensibilities by being such a patriot!!! /s


Sick0fThisShit

I would cry in my sweet sweet soy.


j-navi

Lmao! Right? Less competition, and bigger victory margins. Please, magas, keep "owning" us non republicans by never ever voting again. Mmm, harder, harder! 🤡😂


mr_lemon__

You dirty avocado eating liberal


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

I’m so down for owning the libtards like this.


Bon_of_a_Sitch

I may just log back into FB and post this lol


stevester90

You son of a bitch, I’m in.


WelshRugbyLock

Me too!


Venboven

Bon of a Sitch*


soki03

Create a new account to do it with.


BuzzBadpants

Holy crap, I’m getting triggered just thinking about it! George Soros is gonna fire me if there are no ballots for me to steal and switch to Biden!


Rude_Journalist

And there are death panels, they’d teleport.


Jeffreyxu0927

This all seems funny but lin wood campaigned in Georgia and told trumpanzees not to vote. The crowd cheered, Georgia flipped 2 senate seats. Ya know it's not impossible...


analogkid1

Trumpanzees is great. These also could work: Orange-u-tans Neandertrumps


Roook36

I hate every Trump I see. From Trumpan-A to Trumpan-Z


Twistedjustice

No, you’ll never make a MAGA out of meee!!!! I love you Dr Fauci!!!!!


SkunkApe2003

Chimps are the violent ones. So Trumpanzee works best.


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eohorp

It's literally what happened in Georgia for the special election


BaeTF

And thank tequila for that. I was never proud to be from Georgia until Stacey flipped us blue and we sent Jon Ossoff to the senate.


Joe_Sons_Celly

[There was also that other guy.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raphael_Warnock)


BaeTF

Yeah he's better than the alternative, but as an atheist I was never a huge fan of him running as a reverend cause of that whole separation of church and state thing.


Joe_Sons_Celly

Yeeeaah…but there aren’t any prominent out atheist politicians. I’m not sure I hold the ones that lie about their piety in much higher regard than Warnock.


BaeTF

No there aren't, because we don't have a true separation of church and state. Warnock's platform is fine and he was the best option for the job, and I do think his religion helped sway some moderate and undecided republican voters. But I still didn't like it and am not nearly as proud to have him as my senator as Jon Ossoff.


Joe_Sons_Celly

Hmm, yeah, I do see that Ossoff is quite secular…here’s an article lambasting him for it, lol. Your distinction is fair: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/23/opinion/democrats-religion-jon-ossoff.html


Dread314r8Bob

Instigated by Trump himself, right?


analogkid1

Based on the level of intelligence of MAGAts, absolutely.


stevester90

I support this message. Do not vote the next election if you believe the 2020 presidential election was stolen.


tinyhandsPtape

We’re boycotting the election! Fuck those election stealing sheeple!


Jeffreyxu0927

How dare RINOs steal the election after trump had done for them. Elections cannot be trusted and we're not voting in them


WelshRugbyLock

Amen all read and agree😂


Ande64

Still can't figure out how The Orange Covfefe will be able to run again if he won this last election. Pretty sure you can only win at President twice.


OfCourseIKnowHim

He still has two to go, then.


makemejelly49

If he did run again and won(God forbid), he would be the second President in history to serve two nonconsecutive terms in office.


grinning_imp

Only gay Muslim socialist illegal aliens vote.


Skwurls4brkfst

Nice try. No spelling errors. Clearly this was not made by a Trumper.


TheRetroVideogamers

Works for me.


uniptf

Oh I hope this catches on in the Republican party voter base.


WelshRugbyLock

You better be quick numbers are dwindling due to Covid and the wonderful disbelievers!


dudeind-town

If Trump isn’t reinstalled, I promise to vote straight ticket Democrats for the rest of my life


Jeffreyxu0927

Why even vote? The election is just going to get rigged by RINOs. If we truly want fair elections, PATRIOTS won't vote


atomikgoogie

I hope this goes viral lol


SaltMineSpelunker

There were studies (let’s be fair, there were news articles reporting on polling data) that showed all this Big Lie rhetoric suppressed voter turnout in Georgia. I hope anyone that thinks the election was stollen just gives up.


BarracudaBeautiful26

I think they may be on to something here


SaraGeez

Don’t threaten me with a good time!


kristing0

Promise??? 🤞🏼🤞🏼


Brisan7

Why stop there? Stop paying your taxes if all they're going towards is the Dem's Marxists agenda.


fancy-kitten

I honestly think a lot of them have stopped paying their taxes. A lot of them have also racked up huge credit card debt in anticipation of Trump wiping all debts, something about destroying the cabal removes all patriots fiscal responsibilities? Not sure.


BelichicksConscience

No wonder they are desperate.


fancy-kitten

Oh definitely. For a lot of them, there's a time limit to how long they can keep kicking the can down the road. Eventually their poor choices are going to catch up with them.


waistedmenkey

Trump promised to eliminate people's debt? I don't even remember him being open to canceling student loan debt. A lot was going on though, and if I caught that I probably just blew it off


M0och9267

Trump said a lot of things, many, if not all of them were lies. He is a con man after all. *shrug*


fancy-kitten

Oh no, he never said anything. They have just collectively decided that will be one of his unilateral decrees when he exposes the deep state. So this is right up there with the mass public executions and rescuing all the abducted children. Trump has publicly said very little to encourage or embolden the Qultists, but they are really good at creating a narrative and running with it.


alnothree

Ah yea - most don’t pay taxes.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Just a couple more days before the goalposts are moved again. Reinstatement in ~~March~~ ~~April~~ ~~June~~ August....


m1dlife-1derer

What's the new date? Need to mark my Commie Calendar


Farkenoathm8-E

They’re like little kids staring out the window waiting for their dad to get home. “Trump’s gonna be reinstated…. now!…. Trump’s gonna be reinstated…. now!…. Trump’s gonna be reinstated……… now!”


sthdiscomfort

Jesus Christ endorses this message


Jameseesall

Supply-Side Jesus, leader of the Talibangicals?


LeftLimeLight

This would be the best thing they could ever do for our country. March on fellow patriots and teach those libtards a valuable lesson. /s


jlswizzle

I love this. PLEASE don’t ever vote again. It’s like when total jerks come in to a restaurant and vow they’ll never patronize the business again….like…really? You promise? Can I get that in writing?!


BeerNirvana

If their plans work, they won't have to.


ApplesOverOranges1

Got Covid? Invite the whole family over for a healing prayer session.....


BernieTheDachshund

Ah, the Jedi mind trick.


mattd1972

Oh no. Anyway…..


Bonejobber

Go for it, Trumpers and Trumpettes! Boycott all elections until Trump is reinstated! Libtards everywhere will support you!


meelakie

This is the way.


miken0514

I 100% approve of this message


Tbone_Costanza788

I wanna see this thing deep-fried from dozens of format changes before the midterms next year.


MetaMemeAboutAMeme

Spread this far and wide! Let it be known! LMFAO!!!!


nothatdoesntgothere

Thank you for your service.


Kelcher1

I'm confused on how they think elections are fraudulent but the way Donald Trump got ELECTED was through the same process. Are they secretly admitting that he didn't actually win?


StyreneAddict1965

That's far too subtle for them.


Kalsor

Do people still actually believe he will be reinstated?


LeftLimeLight

Sadly there are far too many people in this country stupid enough to believe the tangerine twatwaffle will be reinstated.


pali1d

Seventh-Day Adventists believed that Jesus would return in 1843. They’re still updating that prediction.


Elrox

Hail Zorp!


pissclamato

Can't wait for my face to get melted off and used for fuel.


YippieKiYea

It went from, there won't be an inauguration for Biden(I think), to March 4th, and now [August 13th](https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-trump-reinstated/fact-check-claimstrump-will-be-reinstated-on-august-13stem-from-debunked-conspiracy-theories-idUSL1N2OV1W3)


fancy-kitten

I mean, most of them still think he's currently the secret president so it's not really a stretch of the imagination to assume they actually do believe this. Pretty wild.


MetaMemeAboutAMeme

Well, they're not really "people" per se...


temporvicis

Why vote when the whole thing is a fraud by China? Am I right?


tolpi1

Lol who remembers the success of operation "Boycott GA"?


SlappyHandstrong

Can you imagine how angry those ANTIFA soy boys would be if conservatives stopped voting?!?


alnothree

I’ll pass this on to all those patriots I know. 🤦🏻‍♂️


graybeard5529

I support 100% your right not to vote /s


stalkedbyamoose

most trump supporters didn't vote in 2016 and 2020 anyway. they're simply too dumb to do that. also https://i.imgur.com/0v7mdxK.mp4


mydogargos

Can I get you to sign something to that affect? Yes all of you.


Unlikely_Major_6006

I’m from the UK so don’t know US politics that well but do you actually think Captain Orange will run again for president? Please say he won’t


xTemporaneously

As someone who is totes a Trump-lovin' 'Murican patriot who proudly flies his Confederate flag, I too will NEVER vote Republicommie again!


RavynArcadia

Do it pussies. Trump lost.


PapaBeahr

If Trump isn't reinstated as president, just move the goal post 4 more weeks down the road.


CalypsoWipo

As a Libtard, I feel so owned by this 🥲


selkiesidhe

What!! How dare you!! That would seriously make all libtards so mad!! That just chaps my hide, or whatever!!