If Trump isn't reinstated...
By - left_always
I can tell this is a parody because there's only 1 font being used.
"and it's not Comic Sans."
(Am I getting old?)
Should've used Papyrus. It's tribal yet futuristic
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
I understood that reference!
As a starting point maybe. But you’ve got to modify it.
Just say no to Comic Sans. Sign in every graphics department I worked in.
Srsly. Papyrus is the goto.
[~~You~~ I know what you did! ](https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ)
In each of those departments is someone muttering about how Comic Sans has superior readability for dyslexics, and the popular bitching about it can come off ableist, because most folks dont know fuck-all about fonts to begin with. They certainly never minded reading Comic Sans in, yanno, comics.
I don't like Comic Sans for comics. The "I" has those two big serif bars.
The only thing I like CS for is making writing games for kids. The glyphs are perfect for teaching handwriting.
There are cool weighted fonts that are better for dyslexics than CS.
In purple font!
And there aren't any typos or grammatical errors.
Use of an apostrophe in a contraction. Use of a comma after "Patriots". All used correctly. Dead giveaways.
And no misspellings.
No random capitalization
And apostrophe abuse.
If every letter is capitalized how can any one WORD be needlessly EMPHASIZED in all caps?!?!?!
And there's no visible bamboo either.
It’s definitely a parody because the spelling and grammar are correct. “Reinstated” is a big word. It’s also not how the American Presidency works. No former President can be “reinstated.” You’re either elected or you’re not.
Found the closet righty.
And nothing is misspelled.
Remember that October will be the month for male castrations for Trump. The more balls given , the better the chance for victory. This follows the San Diego , Heavens Gate cult.
TRUMP WANTS YOUR BALLS
Given how he hid behind Twitter and ran away from interview questions, he obviously needs some.
my father, a spreadneck trump voter, says he's never voting again because his "vote don't matter" after Biden won. right on. you do you, i'll keep voting for not the actual comic book villain.
Just as a reminder, in the Superman comics when Lex Luthor was elected president, he transferred his assets to a blind trust. The former potus was less ethical than a comic book villain
cos Lex Luthor is interested in power and being in charge. that guy was probably only interested in the perks and privileges of being president.
Four years of aggressive handshakes and hamberders for free? Also the other things he was told to do.
> Four years of aggressive handshakes
Haha, he stopped that shit as soon as somebody did it back to him.
I thought he was going to cry when Macron did it.
I thought he was going to snap when Trudeau took away his control.
For years before running, he eas trying to open a hotel in Russia, you can look it up, and putin said, nope... trump thought that if he could be president and give Russia perks, he'd get his hotel. He gave not one single shit about the American people only his own agenda.
As far as those drinking the trump koolaid. My sister in law believes hole heartedly, the different stimulus checks came, not from our government or a combination of the 3 parts of our government, but from trumps personal bank accounts. No amount of explaining he would of been broke to do that, changes her mind. Why does she believe this...? Cause her son saw it on tictoc...!!!!!! Sigh....
DJT wanted to turn the US into the next North Korea, with him as the god--king.
Luthor was also a scientific genius and one of smartest people in the DC universe.
But was he a stable genius?
No, no he was not.
And did he have the best words?
The best and most tremendous words. Believe me.
I'd vote for Luthor over Trump everyday, at least the guy is actually smart.
Can you imagine how much more incredibly fucked we’d be if trump had just an average IQ? The only reason he failed to turn us into a dictatorship is because he’s a narcissistic idiot.
Oh yeah I totally agree, if he had actually two braincells it would have been really easy.
Oh, but (we’re) wrong! He had a press conference with his big stacks of fancy Manila envelopes ala 1986 that held all his “business documents” PROVING he transferred his business interests to his kids! Because in 2016 that’s how all businesses store their files, right??
The covid deaths and elections are rigged bs helped us win Georgia in the special election. The GOP reaps what they sow.
It was helped a lot by an info graphic that someone made over on a different sub that got retweeted by Lin Wood. I think it was the one where they said if no Republicans voted it would expose the fraud because after they deducted votes then the total would be less than zero or some crap like that. It’s so nonsensical I can’t keep track
Honestly it's kind of brilliant. All we ever hear about is how Russia/Republicans are filling the internet with their BS to convince rubes to vote in their favor. Why don't liberals start doing this? If they are so easily influenced a couple of phony baloney conspiracies should be pretty effective in countering the BS from republican bots.
>fraud because after they deducted votes then the total would be less than zero
I know it’s pretty far out there but my understanding was that they were convinced that votes were deducted from Trump and given to Biden in November. So supposedly you could expose the fraud if no Republicans voted in the special election because they would be deducting more votes than were cast and the total would be a negative number. I realize it makes no sense even after I explained it. I’m sorry. People believe the earth is flat and I can’t explain that either.
Comic strip... A book's too good for him.
We don' hold with **no** book larnin' round these parts
^(Edit: thanks for the correction, /u/Ok-Faithlessness8646)
Needs to be a double negative ! We don’t hold with no book larnin’ round these parts.
Readin' don't never not done nothing for not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason not never. And by God they never not ain't gonna will!
Book learning will hurt your shootin eye.
Strip is more Trump's preference.
Oh dear god how gross!
Villain's too good for him too. Trump's more of a mook.
More of the Dragon, but of an incompetent variety. He thinks he's in charge, but Putin is the Man Behind the Man.
Do not forget to remind him in 2024.
God this would own my libtard ass so hard
You like that don't you? You dirty kale eating libtard
God I love it when Ben Shapiro calls me a dirty avocado toast eating liberal pussy.
Mmmmm avocado. Pardon me, I need to go snag some tacos from the local taco truck.
I hate avocado. Does that mean I have to turn in my commie socialist lefty liberal card?
No, just the vinyl collection... But you can keep the 45s.
Do you like tacos and iPhones? We can make an exception for one if you like the other two.
Fuck, is that a thing? God DAMN these avacados ruin EVERYTHING. From toast to our economy, I've HAD it. 😂
That sentence got “eating” and “pussy” closer together than Ben Shapiro ever got to it.
***unzips*** Talk Shapiro to me daddy
Ha! Kale! *bites into double stacked big mac* i laugh at all these soyboys eating vegetables! *shoves a large order of fries in my mouth* these little snowflakes need to eat like a real man! *drinks entire 2 liter in one gulp*
Of diet Coke to "wash it down"
There's nothing more macho than early onset erectile dysfunction
So I was in my neighborhood bar a couple months ago, and this super racist/sexist/general asshole and another customer were complaining about how they won't be able to do anything without proof of vaccines soon, and how they were going to get fake vaccine cards (one guy said he knows a guy lol".
I was on reddit, and saw a post about how having covid can cause erectile dysfunction, and said how coincidental it was that I was just reading this. The asshole loudly proclaims how he doesn't care because his dick don't work anyways. And I love bringing it up whenever he comments on any female athlete on tv, who is usually 50+ years younger than him.
Gas station boner pills for the cure!
What can go wrong when taking a pill from a gas station called: Gorilla pounding dragon flame bullet blood
My dick works just fine thank you very much! *takes a handful of viagra just to masturbate*
I feel personally attacked. Some of us are also fat libtards thank you very much!
Oh damn I didn't realize I was in an NSFW thread. This fanfiction is turning me on
I do, and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.
Joke goes woooosh
You seemed to miss the point of OPs comment.
Says the beanbag shaped, mayonnaise filled Trumper!
OMG I feel so triggered!
Muh blue hairrrrr!!!
I would feel totally pwned if they boycotted voting.
My liberal tears would flow.
Your tears would flow liberally?
His tears would be liberalated
Oh my god. I really hope they don’t stop voting. That would really piss me off.
Yep. I firmly support these types not voting. Same reason I really approved of them protesting Georgia's runoff because the election would be stolen anyway.
I'd love to be a cuck just to achieve this future !
[Who's a cuckold?](https://i.imgur.com/dTnV0jD.png)
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Oh no, please pwn my liberal communist elite cis sensibilities by being such a patriot!!!
I would cry in my sweet sweet soy.
Lmao! Right? Less competition, and bigger victory margins.
Please, magas, keep "owning" us non republicans by never ever voting again. Mmm, harder, harder! 🤡😂
You dirty avocado eating liberal
I’m so down for owning the libtards like this.
I may just log back into FB and post this lol
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
Bon of a Sitch*
Create a new account to do it with.
Holy crap, I’m getting triggered just thinking about it! George Soros is gonna fire me if there are no ballots for me to steal and switch to Biden!
And there are death panels, they’d teleport.
This all seems funny but lin wood campaigned in Georgia and told trumpanzees not to vote. The crowd cheered, Georgia flipped 2 senate seats. Ya know it's not impossible...
Trumpanzees is great.
These also could work:
I hate every Trump I see. From Trumpan-A to Trumpan-Z
No, you’ll never make a MAGA out of meee!!!!
I love you Dr Fauci!!!!!
Chimps are the violent ones. So Trumpanzee works best.
It's literally what happened in Georgia for the special election
And thank tequila for that. I was never proud to be from Georgia until Stacey flipped us blue and we sent Jon Ossoff to the senate.
[There was also that other guy.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raphael_Warnock)
Yeah he's better than the alternative, but as an atheist I was never a huge fan of him running as a reverend cause of that whole separation of church and state thing.
Yeeeaah…but there aren’t any prominent out atheist politicians. I’m not sure I hold the ones that lie about their piety in much higher regard than Warnock.
No there aren't, because we don't have a true separation of church and state. Warnock's platform is fine and he was the best option for the job, and I do think his religion helped sway some moderate and undecided republican voters. But I still didn't like it and am not nearly as proud to have him as my senator as Jon Ossoff.
Hmm, yeah, I do see that Ossoff is quite secular…here’s an article lambasting him for it, lol. Your distinction is fair:
Instigated by Trump himself, right?
Based on the level of intelligence of MAGAts, absolutely.
I support this message. Do not vote the next election if you believe the 2020 presidential election was stolen.
We’re boycotting the election! Fuck those election stealing sheeple!
How dare RINOs steal the election after trump had done for them. Elections cannot be trusted and we're not voting in them
Amen all read and agree😂
Still can't figure out how The Orange Covfefe will be able to run again if he won this last election. Pretty sure you can only win at President twice.
He still has two to go, then.
If he did run again and won(God forbid), he would be the second President in history to serve two nonconsecutive terms in office.
Only gay Muslim socialist illegal aliens vote.
Nice try. No spelling errors. Clearly this was not made by a Trumper.
Works for me.
Oh I hope this catches on in the Republican party voter base.
You better be quick numbers are dwindling due to Covid and the wonderful disbelievers!
If Trump isn’t reinstalled, I promise to vote straight ticket Democrats for the rest of my life
Why even vote? The election is just going to get rigged by RINOs. If we truly want fair elections, PATRIOTS won't vote
I hope this goes viral lol
There were studies (let’s be fair, there were news articles reporting on polling data) that showed all this Big Lie rhetoric suppressed voter turnout in Georgia. I hope anyone that thinks the election was stollen just gives up.
I think they may be on to something here
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Why stop there? Stop paying your taxes if all they're going towards is the Dem's Marxists agenda.
I honestly think a lot of them have stopped paying their taxes. A lot of them have also racked up huge credit card debt in anticipation of Trump wiping all debts, something about destroying the cabal removes all patriots fiscal responsibilities? Not sure.
No wonder they are desperate.
Oh definitely. For a lot of them, there's a time limit to how long they can keep kicking the can down the road. Eventually their poor choices are going to catch up with them.
Trump promised to eliminate people's debt? I don't even remember him being open to canceling student loan debt.
A lot was going on though, and if I caught that I probably just blew it off
Trump said a lot of things, many, if not all of them were lies.
He is a con man after all. *shrug*
Oh no, he never said anything. They have just collectively decided that will be one of his unilateral decrees when he exposes the deep state. So this is right up there with the mass public executions and rescuing all the abducted children. Trump has publicly said very little to encourage or embolden the Qultists, but they are really good at creating a narrative and running with it.
Ah yea - most don’t pay taxes.
Just a couple more days before the goalposts are moved again. Reinstatement in ~~March~~ ~~April~~ ~~June~~ August....
What's the new date? Need to mark my Commie Calendar
They’re like little kids staring out the window waiting for their dad to get home. “Trump’s gonna be reinstated…. now!…. Trump’s gonna be reinstated…. now!…. Trump’s gonna be reinstated……… now!”
Jesus Christ endorses this message
Supply-Side Jesus, leader of the Talibangicals?
This would be the best thing they could ever do for our country. March on fellow patriots and teach those libtards a valuable lesson. /s
I love this. PLEASE don’t ever vote again. It’s like when total jerks come in to a restaurant and vow they’ll never patronize the business again….like…really? You promise? Can I get that in writing?!
If their plans work, they won't have to.
Invite the whole family over for a healing prayer session.....
Ah, the Jedi mind trick.
Go for it, Trumpers and Trumpettes! Boycott all elections until Trump is reinstated! Libtards everywhere will support you!
This is the way.
I 100% approve of this message
I wanna see this thing deep-fried from dozens of format changes before the midterms next year.
Spread this far and wide! Let it be known! LMFAO!!!!
Thank you for your service.
I'm confused on how they think elections are fraudulent but the way Donald Trump got ELECTED was through the same process.
Are they secretly admitting that he didn't actually win?
That's far too subtle for them.
Do people still actually believe he will be reinstated?
Sadly there are far too many people in this country stupid enough to believe the tangerine twatwaffle will be reinstated.
Seventh-Day Adventists believed that Jesus would return in 1843.
They’re still updating that prediction.
Can't wait for my face to get melted off and used for fuel.
It went from, there won't be an inauguration for Biden(I think), to March 4th, and now [August 13th](https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-trump-reinstated/fact-check-claimstrump-will-be-reinstated-on-august-13stem-from-debunked-conspiracy-theories-idUSL1N2OV1W3)
I mean, most of them still think he's currently the secret president so it's not really a stretch of the imagination to assume they actually do believe this. Pretty wild.
Well, they're not really "people" per se...
Why vote when the whole thing is a fraud by China? Am I right?
Lol who remembers the success of operation "Boycott GA"?
Can you imagine how angry those ANTIFA soy boys would be if conservatives stopped voting?!?
I’ll pass this on to all those patriots I know. 🤦🏻♂️
I support 100% your right not to vote /s
most trump supporters didn't vote in 2016 and 2020 anyway. they're simply too dumb to do that. also https://i.imgur.com/0v7mdxK.mp4
Can I get you to sign something to that affect? Yes all of you.
I’m from the UK so don’t know US politics that well but do you actually think Captain Orange will run again for president? Please say he won’t
As someone who is totes a Trump-lovin' 'Murican patriot who proudly flies his Confederate flag, I too will NEVER vote Republicommie again!
Do it pussies. Trump lost.
If Trump isn't reinstated as president, just move the goal post 4 more weeks down the road.
As a Libtard, I feel so owned by this 🥲
What!! How dare you!! That would seriously make all libtards so mad!! That just chaps my hide, or whatever!!