By - pumpkinbro300
WHERE FUNNI COLORS? WHERE ARE THEY OP?
I put them up, the funni colour, can't u see em? Or do centrist only see in grey?
ITS ALL RED
THE RED IS HERE
BETTER RED THAN DEAD
WHAT DOES KYS EVEN MEAN
Krill your steak
You said it with an extremely chill voice, i do not trust you
That's a mf fed
White is the balanced combination of all colors, so they are here and they are funni
It’s just radical centrist at high speed
gypsies took em
Just asked op, have you checked behind your balls?
Enough about women's rights
Let's talk about women's wrongs
It’s about time someone brought this up
If I set something down on the kitchen table, I expect it to be there the next day when I need it. Picking it up and moving it to some random drawer in some random room and forgetting where it was moved is wrong and needs to stop.
I feel very strongly that this needs to be #1 on the list of women’s wrongs, followed by that bullshit in the garden of eden.
Amen, I vote #3 be throwing the pants I left on the floor in the laundry hamper. I was saving those for tomorrow!
Or when she's pushing out your child and just won't shut up about it? Jesus fucking christ, one of us needs to get some sleep.
Ok, apparently my guy and I have done the gender swap or something because he does this shit to me.
OMG...is *that* what they mean by "toxic masculinity"??
Women have this stuff called "dry shampoo" and you can just spray it on your hair if you didn't wash your hair that day. They've been keeping this from us for years.
how do i acquire this artifact.
u must go to the dagobah system.
Yes we have that
Old Spice makes it for men as well. I usually try to keep a can of it in my house in case I need it.
what the fuck
We've evolved past this. Don't need shampoo if you don't have hair.
Ah finally lib right brings up a good idea
I am tired of giving women more rights, sometimes I gives them lefts.
Based and gender equality pilled.
Throwing around attitude but god forbid if you even verbally stand up for yourself in an argument with your significant other.
For real. If I argued the way my wife does, I'd end up with a cop's knee on my neck within 30 seconds.
my argument: based
your argument: cringe
Your username lmao
I... uhh... I swear my political identity isn’t just a fetish 😳😳
Tradwife vs sub/masochistwife
If you continue in this manner, u will be unauthorized…
Tis the season for pumpkin spice.
Uno Reverse card
You can't play UNO. It's not culturally appropriate.
You can't play UNO. You haven't paid for it
Have you never heard of literal theft?
Libright knows all about taxation
You're not culturally appropriate
I sure am not
As an Italian-American every single argument is appropriating my culture. knock it off racists.
Me: superior sigma male chad
You: cringe soyboy
when aligns with my argument: based
When your argument doesn't match my argument: cringe
No, me argument based,
You argument cringe
Based and Redpilled.
u/oppressmeharder's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5.
Congratulations, u/oppressmeharder! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze.
Based and cringe pilled
There are no scenarios in which Auth Center should be allowed this power.
I support the other team.
My team will exile me if they knew my identity
My opinion = correct
Your opinion = fetal alcohol syndrome
My dick is a legend, straight up pussy armageddon, stay playin with ya hand cause that’s only action you be gettin.
My dick large the like the chargers the whole team, your shit look like you 14.
Your Profile picture just made me do an IRL giggle, I am actually a 5 year old girl
I thought you were a 5 year old **grill** ! Too bad I threw out my glasses to hide from auth left.
Your opinion = pedo and don’t try pulling that purple scapegoat bullshit.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
MEDIUM RARE IS THE BEST AND YOU KNOW IT
based and fuck-well-done pilled
Fuck no. Straight up rare is where it's at pussy.
Enjoy the blood bag
Political quadrants are different in every country. An authright in Cuba is an authleft in USA.
Are you telling me that the Canadian Conservative party(in reality supports policies left of Obama) aren’t far right neo nazis! 😯 B-b-but my gender studies professor said they are!
I mean, it used to be called the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada after all
Just burn my country to the ground and annex the ashes please.
My theory is that within the next century Canada will be annexed by the US. Peacefully of course
Not all of it, just the west. There have been talks before about Saskatchewan leaving (if Quebec leaves) and being annexed by the US. And honestly, the West would probably be better off in the US, as they're pretty much exploited by the east currently.
How would a Canadian annex Canada?
Figure it out i dont want to live in this country anymore.
Auth right in Sweden is lib left in USA.
Wow, how horrifying!
So it’s like time zones
That only happens when you try to readjust the compass to put the center into the center of a country. You can also try to readjust the compass to fit all kinds of political ideologies. The problem then is usually that most countries' politics are within 2 "units" of each other.
just like Liberals are considered right-wing in Brazil and left-wing in USA
Diglet is the best pokeman!
Siri autocorrects diglet to dicker to me.
He is a big fat dicker; the kind an only fans girl sits on for $5.
Until they get the surprise dugtrio
You’ve gone too fucking far.
I will fucking bash your skull in with a blunt object you subhuman
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Y'all need liberal Jesus
Save us Jebus
Save thyselves with thine gunz
Mudkip all the way.
Nah legit Bungie knocked it out of the park with the new Trials system, but the flawless matchmaking queue is fucking stupid xd
Haven't even played trials cause I'm bumcheeks at pvp
Don’t bother lmao trials of pain isn’t worth it
The Destiny franchise is wasted potential
Edit: you wanted an argument there it is lmao
Go to argument for all quadrant are loud noises
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Machine guns are not only a human right but the lack of them to the general public is a humanitarian crisis.
All the world's ills would have been avoided if Germany won WW1
Good post, Prussian_Princess
Tbh WW1 was a pretty pointless war. Literally the death of monarchies being the dominating way to rule. But yeah if Germany had won WW1 we wouldn't have WW2. As there would be no great depression on the Germans side of the extent they had. Wouldn't bring the rise of Hitler, development of nuclear technology would have been slowed drastically ultimately delaying the cold war as a major threat on that front was nukes.
I feel like Japan however would have still been a major issue around the same time period as they wanted to expand their empire and during WW2 took alot of China and r***d the fuck out of nan-king. So they might have been an issue.
And because no nukes they wouldn't have been nuked which means we wouldn't have anime/manga/and off brand stuff and the technological development that occurs in Japan. That would result in them not having the birth decline problem they have today. But I can see them being alot more hostile to foreign interference.
Tldr if Germany won WW1 Japan would be the most affected to my knowledge
Nukes would have been figured out by somebody, and if they were already at war they'd be employed. Maybe the germans or someone else would instead of the Americans in this case, but I refuse to believe that nobody would want to build incredibly powerful explosives with science starting to show the possibility.
Oh ofc. If the physics exists it only takes the right group of people to discover it. But what led to the fast forwarding of the Manhattan project and thus early discoveries of the destructive capabilities of nuclear power. Was Einstein writing a letter to the American President saying Adolf Hitler was working on a nuclear super weapon as I think it was a German who discovered splitting the atom I don't remember my physics history. So they had the science they just don't have the resources and technology to build a bomb. America did so they pushed everything forward cause nothing is a motivator then fascists blowing the world up.
Ultimately Germany never could find enough nuclear materials for a bomb and many of the German scientists were purposefully delaying the project with "new discoveries that change the game".
So your right we would eventually have nukes they'd be developed closer to our time as the push for making a nuclear weapon wouldn't have been so strong for the Americans in the 40's. Today nukes are nothing as a weapon against a globe. Between hydrogen bombs, and theoretical satilites dropping steel rods destroying cities. Idk where the destructive capabilities of man would have led us if WW2 never occurred from the Germans winning WW1
Must, resist, getting my account deleted
Ma I did it i destroyed the racism on reddit
4th Reich successfully prevented
"Racism" not real.
Ben shapiro mindset which means based
This opinion is controversial in this sub, how dare you
Nooooooo I've been utterly destroyed
Yo mama racist
TAXATION IS THEFT AND ALL WHO DISAGREE SHA VIOLENTLY BE PORTRAYED AS THE SOYJAK
I to want my fire department to be run by the private sector
Imagine the sweet feeling of superiority of having your burning house be doused with fiji water!
Only the finest of exclusive mountain spring water to soak my entire livelihood. Couldn't afford insurance on my house but glad I got my fire care package that only costs me my mortgage
i want to have to pay 7.000€ to have the firefighters come to my home
And only put out the fire on my house and not the buildings it spread too. Cause it isn't my property, isn't my problem.
Who needs public servants
Authoritarians are poopyheads.
*Insert Soyjak going "NOoooooooooooooo"*
Everyone is a poopyhead except for centrists. I said it.
Fuck you, no one is centrist enough?!!?!??!
Your mom is literally a poopyhead.
The left are morons. Libs are morons. Propane is the best way to grill.
based and taste the meat and not the heat pilled
I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with French fries
Men's Rights = Based
Enough about men’s rights = based. Let’s talk about men’s wrongs= based.
It’s not wrong if a man does it
Let's talk about everything men do wrong. This will be fun! I'll start it off simple.
... idk if I should put "nothing" or "everything" bc I am a very politically confused man.
“Men’s wrongs” I think the word your looking for is women
I think the word you’re looking for is “ribs”
Gas grills are horrible. Buy a charcoal or pellet grill.
based and bezos sucks pilled
Authoritarians should move back to Europe where they belong
No thanks I believe not many of the *kinda socialist* countries want them but hey Russia is always open
No, we had enough of this shit, maybe to Asia?
I disagree with your choice of opinion!
There are only 2 genders
Idk if these flairs check our🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
You: left Soyjak
Me: right chad
Everyone's opinions are wrong but mine.
im right your wrong
Fuck copyright protection
Leftism has created far more suffering than it has prevented.
I wanted to argue but your opinion is far more based than whatever I would've said
Ok now just replace leftism with authoritarianism.
Define 'leftism' please
Socialism is when the government does stuff
The more stuff the government does the more socialist it is
When the government does a real lot of stuff, it's communism
Wait… y’all unironically believe this? Oh god.
And everything of it was 100% justified righty boy.
I disagree. Quantify the suffering of the children and grandchildren and great grand children they could have been had leftists not killed hundreds of millions of their own people. It’s a numbers game and the unborn who avoided suffering is greater.
Lol next level. "I didn't brutally oppress this generation, I merely saved the next two generations from living under my brutal oppression, so overall I did more good than bad".
I would say rightism has also, far and away
Maybe every oppressive political or economic institution creates more suffering than it prevents
He is beginning to believe
Yes… keep going
i didnt fuck your mom op
beef hotdogs are better than pork hotdogs
Centrists are just radical leftist snowflakes or far right lunatics hiding behind a centrist flair so that thier opinions seem legit.
Im centrist because both sides have good points and shitty fucking ideas
*me being left leaning centrist BUT some authright opinions aren't that bad* also disagree not all centrists but good point not so based tho
The US has no business interfering with the technological progress of Iran
Say it with me everyone ! Lib... Left......
No! Bad libleft, back to Twitter you go !
You dont have legitimate power to tell me what to do
I don’t really like communist I think it’s done more harm than good
Fuck St. Louis
Authcenter is a bigger degenerate than LibLeft
Free speech should be absolute.