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Go

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Blackpanther786110

WHERE FUNNI COLORS? WHERE ARE THEY OP?


pumpkinbro300

I put them up, the funni colour, can't u see em? Or do centrist only see in grey?


TheTuskegeeAirman

ITS ALL RED THE RED IS HERE BETTER RED THAN DEAD KYS EVERYBODY


canoIV

WHAT DOES KYS EVEN MEAN


kekobang

Krill your steak


canoIV

You said it with an extremely chill voice, i do not trust you


No-Consideration8590

That's a mf fed


North_Port

White is the balanced combination of all colors, so they are here and they are funni


captainsalad2

It’s just radical centrist at high speed


FellafromPrague

gypsies took em


zc0p

Just asked op, have you checked behind your balls?


shitboi666999

Enough about women's rights Let's talk about women's wrongs


Demonictoxins

It’s about time someone brought this up


captainsalad2

If I set something down on the kitchen table, I expect it to be there the next day when I need it. Picking it up and moving it to some random drawer in some random room and forgetting where it was moved is wrong and needs to stop. I feel very strongly that this needs to be #1 on the list of women’s wrongs, followed by that bullshit in the garden of eden.


Geatora

Amen, I vote #3 be throwing the pants I left on the floor in the laundry hamper. I was saving those for tomorrow!


Shoresy-sez

Or when she's pushing out your child and just won't shut up about it? Jesus fucking christ, one of us needs to get some sleep.


Positively_Nobody

Ok, apparently my guy and I have done the gender swap or something because he does this shit to me. ​ OMG...is *that* what they mean by "toxic masculinity"??


Choice-Activity-2933

Women have this stuff called "dry shampoo" and you can just spray it on your hair if you didn't wash your hair that day. They've been keeping this from us for years.


runslikewind

how do i acquire this artifact.


FagHatLOL

u must go to the dagobah system.


Ben_mgsp

Wait really


Haniihii

Yes we have that


jerk_store_manager

Old Spice makes it for men as well. I usually try to keep a can of it in my house in case I need it.


NotSoFreezy

what the fuck


Shoresy-sez

We've evolved past this. Don't need shampoo if you don't have hair.


infinte_beans

Ah finally lib right brings up a good idea


Depravity72

I am tired of giving women more rights, sometimes I gives them lefts.


No-Consideration8590

Based and gender equality pilled. Throwing around attitude but god forbid if you even verbally stand up for yourself in an argument with your significant other.


Shoresy-sez

For real. If I argued the way my wife does, I'd end up with a cop's knee on my neck within 30 seconds.


oppressmeharder

my argument: based your argument: cringe


Retvrn_to_tradition

Your username lmao


oppressmeharder

I... uhh... I swear my political identity isn’t just a fetish 😳😳


Retvrn_to_tradition

Oh no


_gib_SPQR_clay_

Tradwife vs sub/masochistwife


bobbyzimbabwe

If you continue in this manner, u will be unauthorized…


ballinin512

Tis the season for pumpkin spice.


pumpkinbro300

Based


Vlche

Cringe


pumpkinbro300

No u


Vlche

Uno Reverse card


pumpkinbro300

You can't play UNO. It's not culturally appropriate.


Delta0212

You can't play UNO. You haven't paid for it


captainsalad2

Have you never heard of literal theft?


PuhBuhGuh_

Libright knows all about taxation


Vlche

You're not culturally appropriate


pumpkinbro300

I sure am not


Drgnjss24

As an Italian-American every single argument is appropriating my culture. knock it off racists.


AbominableYetii

Me: superior sigma male chad You: cringe soyboy


Based_Department_Man

sigma balls


MotivatedBuilder

when aligns with my argument: based When your argument doesn't match my argument: cringe


Dave3r77

No, me argument based, You argument cringe


Dimentio190

Based and Redpilled.


DeadMemer420412

Based


basedcount_bot

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Leedillan

Based and cringe pilled


FrostyFiction98

There are no scenarios in which Auth Center should be allowed this power.


711oj42

I support the other team.


pumpkinbro300

My team will exile me if they knew my identity


concretebeats

My opinion = correct Your opinion = fetal alcohol syndrome


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concretebeats

My dick is a legend, straight up pussy armageddon, stay playin with ya hand cause that’s only action you be gettin.


smithisbeast123

My dick large the like the chargers the whole team, your shit look like you 14.


pumpkinbro300

Snek boi


Alchemispark

Your Profile picture just made me do an IRL giggle, I am actually a 5 year old girl


captainsalad2

I thought you were a 5 year old **grill** ! Too bad I threw out my glasses to hide from auth left.


captainsalad2

Your opinion = pedo and don’t try pulling that purple scapegoat bullshit.


concretebeats

Whoever smelt it dealt it.


zzlgaming1

MEDIUM RARE IS THE BEST AND YOU KNOW IT


N3UR0_

based and fuck-well-done pilled


Drgnjss24

Fuck no. Straight up rare is where it's at pussy.


zzlgaming1

Enjoy the blood bag


pumpkinbro300

Political quadrants are different in every country. An authright in Cuba is an authleft in USA.


random638373629

Are you telling me that the Canadian Conservative party(in reality supports policies left of Obama) aren’t far right neo nazis! 😯 B-b-but my gender studies professor said they are!


masterfil21

I mean, it used to be called the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada after all


InsaneTreefrog

Just burn my country to the ground and annex the ashes please.


random638373629

My theory is that within the next century Canada will be annexed by the US. Peacefully of course


AuAndre

Not all of it, just the west. There have been talks before about Saskatchewan leaving (if Quebec leaves) and being annexed by the US. And honestly, the West would probably be better off in the US, as they're pretty much exploited by the east currently.


masterfil21

How would a Canadian annex Canada?


InsaneTreefrog

Figure it out i dont want to live in this country anymore.


LuKaBrrr

Auth right in Sweden is lib left in USA.


LukasMaximus_42

Wow, how horrifying!


Previous_Cod1854

So it’s like time zones


Kzsarka

That only happens when you try to readjust the compass to put the center into the center of a country. You can also try to readjust the compass to fit all kinds of political ideologies. The problem then is usually that most countries' politics are within 2 "units" of each other.


LightVelox

just like Liberals are considered right-wing in Brazil and left-wing in USA


Light_Able

Diglet is the best pokeman!


pumpkinbro300

Pokewoman


Light_Able

Pokemx


Isaac-the-careless

PokemXXX


papazim

Siri autocorrects diglet to dicker to me. He is a big fat dicker; the kind an only fans girl sits on for $5.


TetraThiaFulvalene

Until they get the surprise dugtrio


Kezz9825

You’ve gone too fucking far.


Pigeniusz

I will fucking bash your skull in with a blunt object you subhuman


matthigast

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.


marsz_godzilli

Y'all need liberal Jesus


TetraThiaFulvalene

Save us Jebus


marsz_godzilli

Save thyselves with thine gunz


711oj42

Mudkip all the way.


justiceblast10

Nah legit Bungie knocked it out of the park with the new Trials system, but the flawless matchmaking queue is fucking stupid xd


thesixstuds

Haven't even played trials cause I'm bumcheeks at pvp


wolf1868

Don’t bother lmao trials of pain isn’t worth it


DramaticPapayaEater

The Destiny franchise is wasted potential Edit: you wanted an argument there it is lmao


Casual_Marksman

Based


justgot86d

LOUD NOISES!


pumpkinbro300

Go to argument for all quadrant are loud noises


justgot86d

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO


The_of_me

Based


Disastrous_Feature_4

Machine guns are not only a human right but the lack of them to the general public is a humanitarian crisis.


prussian_princess

All the world's ills would have been avoided if Germany won WW1


n_othing

Good post, Prussian_Princess


thesixstuds

Tbh WW1 was a pretty pointless war. Literally the death of monarchies being the dominating way to rule. But yeah if Germany had won WW1 we wouldn't have WW2. As there would be no great depression on the Germans side of the extent they had. Wouldn't bring the rise of Hitler, development of nuclear technology would have been slowed drastically ultimately delaying the cold war as a major threat on that front was nukes. I feel like Japan however would have still been a major issue around the same time period as they wanted to expand their empire and during WW2 took alot of China and r***d the fuck out of nan-king. So they might have been an issue. And because no nukes they wouldn't have been nuked which means we wouldn't have anime/manga/and off brand stuff and the technological development that occurs in Japan. That would result in them not having the birth decline problem they have today. But I can see them being alot more hostile to foreign interference. Tldr if Germany won WW1 Japan would be the most affected to my knowledge


JimmyjamesI

Nukes would have been figured out by somebody, and if they were already at war they'd be employed. Maybe the germans or someone else would instead of the Americans in this case, but I refuse to believe that nobody would want to build incredibly powerful explosives with science starting to show the possibility.


thesixstuds

Oh ofc. If the physics exists it only takes the right group of people to discover it. But what led to the fast forwarding of the Manhattan project and thus early discoveries of the destructive capabilities of nuclear power. Was Einstein writing a letter to the American President saying Adolf Hitler was working on a nuclear super weapon as I think it was a German who discovered splitting the atom I don't remember my physics history. So they had the science they just don't have the resources and technology to build a bomb. America did so they pushed everything forward cause nothing is a motivator then fascists blowing the world up. Ultimately Germany never could find enough nuclear materials for a bomb and many of the German scientists were purposefully delaying the project with "new discoveries that change the game". So your right we would eventually have nukes they'd be developed closer to our time as the push for making a nuclear weapon wouldn't have been so strong for the Americans in the 40's. Today nukes are nothing as a weapon against a globe. Between hydrogen bombs, and theoretical satilites dropping steel rods destroying cities. Idk where the destructive capabilities of man would have led us if WW2 never occurred from the Germans winning WW1


p0glord666

Racism bad


Bluefrog171

Must, resist, getting my account deleted


p0glord666

Ma I did it i destroyed the racism on reddit


Electrical-Try585

4th Reich successfully prevented


N3UR0_

glowing cia


Ferum_Mafia

*Gasp*


p0glord666

Based


intboom

No: "racism" bad. "Racism" not real.


p0glord666

Ben shapiro mindset which means based


dynawesome

This opinion is controversial in this sub, how dare you


IrshamWindborn

Racism good


p0glord666

Nooooooo I've been utterly destroyed


p0glord666

Yo mama racist


IrshamWindborn

I wish


Clarbaum

TAXATION IS THEFT AND ALL WHO DISAGREE SHA VIOLENTLY BE PORTRAYED AS THE SOYJAK


thesixstuds

I to want my fire department to be run by the private sector


theworldwillbemine

Imagine the sweet feeling of superiority of having your burning house be doused with fiji water!


thesixstuds

Only the finest of exclusive mountain spring water to soak my entire livelihood. Couldn't afford insurance on my house but glad I got my fire care package that only costs me my mortgage


transnistriafornoobs

i want to have to pay 7.000€ to have the firefighters come to my home


thesixstuds

And only put out the fire on my house and not the buildings it spread too. Cause it isn't my property, isn't my problem. Who needs public servants


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thejohnno

Authoritarians are poopyheads.


diddyshat

*Insert Soyjak going "NOoooooooooooooo"*


FelineFucker420

Everyone is a poopyhead except for centrists. I said it.


LAChargersDr

Fuck you, no one is centrist enough?!!?!??!


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

Your mom is literally a poopyhead.


[deleted]

The left are morons. Libs are morons. Propane is the best way to grill.


diddyshat

based and taste the meat and not the heat pilled


LCPLOwen

I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with French fries


RandomRedditGuy322

Men's Rights = Based


captainsalad2

Enough about men’s rights = based. Let’s talk about men’s wrongs= based.


randthr0

It’s not wrong if a man does it


LuKaBrrr

Let's talk about everything men do wrong. This will be fun! I'll start it off simple. ... idk if I should put "nothing" or "everything" bc I am a very politically confused man.


The-unicorn-republic

“Men’s wrongs” I think the word your looking for is women


captainsalad2

I think the word you’re looking for is “ribs”


The-unicorn-republic

Baste


oppressmeharder

🤢🤮


PBandJellyJesus

Gas grills are horrible. Buy a charcoal or pellet grill.


Ferum_Mafia

Bezos Bad


bowlingalleypizza

based and bezos sucks pilled


[deleted]

Authoritarians should move back to Europe where they belong


LuKaBrrr

No thanks I believe not many of the *kinda socialist* countries want them but hey Russia is always open


Enaysikey

No, we had enough of this shit, maybe to Asia?


BoooooogieMan

I disagree with your choice of opinion!


Blaster1st

Hello


JUST_A_STICK

No


Blaster1st

Why


krob0422

There are only 2 genders


p0glord666

Based


torsionbeam

Idk if these flairs check our🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


pejic222

You: left Soyjak Me: right chad


PMacha

Everyone's opinions are wrong but mine.


MisterKumquat

im right your wrong


TheBatWitTheGat

Fuck copyright protection


Capitalism_is_moral

Leftism has created far more suffering than it has prevented.


LuKaBrrr

I wanted to argue but your opinion is far more based than whatever I would've said


local_meme_dealer45

Ok now just replace leftism with authoritarianism.


dynawesome

Based


Mahinus

Define 'leftism' please


shitboi666999

Socialism is when the government does stuff The more stuff the government does the more socialist it is When the government does a real lot of stuff, it's communism


Demonictoxins

Based


The-unicorn-republic

Based


No_Chill011

Wait… y’all unironically believe this? Oh god.


salhjas

And everything of it was 100% justified righty boy.


captainsalad2

I disagree. Quantify the suffering of the children and grandchildren and great grand children they could have been had leftists not killed hundreds of millions of their own people. It’s a numbers game and the unborn who avoided suffering is greater.


TetraThiaFulvalene

Lol next level. "I didn't brutally oppress this generation, I merely saved the next two generations from living under my brutal oppression, so overall I did more good than bad".


dynawesome

I would say rightism has also, far and away Maybe every oppressive political or economic institution creates more suffering than it prevents


N3UR0_

He is beginning to believe


Jaeske

Yes… keep going


I_DONT_LIKE_KIDS

i didnt fuck your mom op


lyntroller

beef hotdogs are better than pork hotdogs


cuddle__buddy

Centrists are just radical leftist snowflakes or far right lunatics hiding behind a centrist flair so that thier opinions seem legit.


gtrdundave2

Im centrist because both sides have good points and shitty fucking ideas


LuKaBrrr

*me being left leaning centrist BUT some authright opinions aren't that bad* also disagree not all centrists but good point not so based tho


Hamzasky

The US has no business interfering with the technological progress of Iran


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Pigeniusz

Say it with me everyone ! Lib... Left......


sircj05

is… based…


Pigeniusz

No! Bad libleft, back to Twitter you go !


noobpwner7

Abortion


ghueber

> Go You dont have legitimate power to tell me what to do


WaveSkrub

I don’t really like communist I think it’s done more harm than good


WokenPancake

Fuck St. Louis


Ash_Divine

Authcenter is a bigger degenerate than LibLeft


dicktraitorship

Free speech should be absolute. Absolute.