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PCM Chess Day 1: Top Comment from each quadrant decides their move for the next day. All quadrants move simultaneously.

PCM Chess Day 1: Top Comment from each quadrant decides their move for the next day. All quadrants move simultaneously.

PrinoBots

WHAT DO I DOOOOO


satpower21

We can apply for every quadrant.


Viscount-Von-Solt

Based and can't lose when you also win pilled


Cursd_Car1

What about us gray centrists?


Kendzi1

How about that steak though?


AgentFrank24

Rare only. None of this well bs


Snewp

Rare with a sear please. Light s&p


AgentFrank24

Coming right up Edit: Done! 🥩


That-Busy-Gamer

That’s some rare steak right there.


Kendzi1

Based and knows-his-steak pilled


NightWolfYT

I personally prefer medium-rare but to each his own.


AgentFrank24

Medium-rare is acceptable. Medium is borderline. (I’m watching you.) Medium-well and beyond are instant damnation.


vevol

You do the barbecue


Spamallthethings

Just sit back and let the children play


grahamcottam

Chess board?


Cursd_Car1

Y e s


LittleBitSchizo

This is straight up discrimination man


Khyta

I would like to play the 🚀⏩🐉


ComradeVeigar

HYPERACCELERATED DRAGON


Khyta

YES


Masked_Death

dragon deez nuts on your face


Dustin_sikk

We are the elitists in this one. We step back and have all of them fight each other.


Kendzi1

Based


HikariAnti

So just like in reality?


IC-23

based and 0.1% pilled


basedcount_bot

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EdoTenseiSwagbito

We play all sides, to always come out on top


DeoFayte

We judge and criticize and laugh as the common quadrants dance for the amusement of the ascended enlightened centrists. Or you know, serve food.


StopYouFoool

Well I’m slightly LibRight so I guess I represent them


ErikWasTakenWasTaken

Four player chess actually looks kinda fun


Ilovelemonade23

It really is.


HzPips

It is fun because skill level doesn’t matter a lot


CastroVinz

You can also get mated in 2 moves (assuming 2v2)


leonardodecapribro

I'll mate you in 1.


Skimpyjumper

sounds gay. \*and rapey.


CastroVinz

Which is either completely in or out of character considering we’re both authright


_Last_Man_Standing_

sooo... are we all ganging up on LibLeft first..?? eliminate the soy of the board and then figure it out...?


CastroVinz

I’d much rather fuck the tankies over tbh


TheRonin6900

The game will be over and they'll still be trying to argue that the Queen should be the one that needs to mated. Or both should be called "royal pieces" and have the same moves.


Skimpyjumper

depends on your first move if both.


OhNoItsJoe1

Imma gonna mate ya!


Skimpyjumper

not when i throw my huawei mate at you, get mated son!


1LJA

Your skill level matters a lot, but you get matched with other players around your skill level, so no matter your skill level, you can enjoy the game. Annnd now the phrase "your skill level" has become a jumble of noises in my head.


banquof

probably because everyone kind of sucks since noone has figured it out yet. And well ofc because you could team up


8bitbruh

You can buy it online, I got a board over a decade ago and still love it. Just hard to get a 4th player most of the time (for me) lol.


Mycatisabird

i played it once and it feels less like chess and more like relentless cyberbullying simulator


PrinceCharmingButDio

I sacrifice the black bishop


UrOpinionIsntScience

I immediately hire that bishop for the most appropriate job for their skillset, if they're interested, and if it's profitable.


Antazarus

Are they paid?


UrOpinionIsntScience

The more profitable they are for me, the more they get paid assuming a fair labour market.


doritodink5

Based


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bridgenine

Commission based*


sushilantern

>assuming a fair labour market big assumption


r6662

Pretty much impossible without some sort of regulation


EchoCT

You don't have the money to do that though so you're now in poverty.


UrOpinionIsntScience

WTF STOP REDISTRIBUTING MY WEALTH!


26514

I shit all over the board and knock over the pawns.


UrOpinionIsntScience

That is not the freedom we spoke of...


26514

Monke disagrees! Give me banana or give me death!


Vindicator_Golovkin

I have heard good things about those african bishops though.


isuckatnames60

And what do you summon?


Nineflames12

P-pot of greed...?


DwightKSchruteD

Which allows me to draw three additional cards from my deck!


trajan_x

Based


DuRazziK

Dudeeeeeeeeee, it’s funny but That’s fucked up…


WenseslaoMoguel-o

Libleft pawns are gonna rush to become a queen granted.


Finboror

Yaas


diarrhea_duck

qween go get em


Jarb19

based.


IWP05

Based


FunnyHighlighterMan

Based and yasssqween pilled


twolvesfan9

Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss


MatiasPalacios

LMAO


xMultiGamerX

Based


HalfACupkake

Yass


mynamesmace

That’s hilarious


jaylikesdominos

Based and transrights-pilled


DerekLouden

We kill our own king and queen


EnlightWolif

Nice way to resign


Magnus_Tesshu

If the king dies then they can't be checkmated though... can't lose if you can't be checkmated


OkAcanthocephala5034

How do I get a quadrant tag?


Magnus_Tesshu

On old reddit website: find on the right sidebar "Show my flair on this subreddit, it looks like:" below should be your username. Click `(edit)` and choose a flair


DerekLouden

No no we still play just without a king or queen


termisique

> play Starve


Grizzly_228

They get promoted to pawns


durv139

Very underrated comment


Tiphoid1

It's going to be difficult to call moves pretty quick if the squares aren't marked.


meduza3

https://i.imgur.com/xdffJp9.jpg


shrimpcebitche

Maybe you should use this pic instead for the main post.


meduza3

Sure, made it after posting though and it doesn’t let me edit


Budda90000

While you’re at it add all numbers to both sides of the board


plastikspoon1

You went all the way to N but you only went to 5?


EnlightWolif

Could use old notation: for example, in a 2player set, Nf3 translates to king's knight to bishop 3. ​ Anyways he posted coords, so no


KetanS_2004

Centrists : guess Im gonna enjoy the show!


averagethrowaway21

I think once the pieces get out to the center they belong to us.


Gnat_Swarm

Centrists are the fog of war obscuring orders.


meduza3

FOR NOTATION PURPOSES https://i.imgur.com/ggLhOSf.jpg


Anon_Monon

ATTENTION UNFLAIRED COMMUNIST. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO PRESENT YOUR FLAIR BEFORE LETHAL FORCE IS ENGAGED. TEN! NINE! Thank you for your compliance, move along citizen.


Gnat_Swarm

I read this in Liberty Prime’s voice.


ChickenOatmeal

Death is a preferable alternative to unflairedness.


Bigjimmy69696969

How do I get a flair


Anon_Monon

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netstack_

Really probably should have put that on the main board, lol


Lasereye

Wth sort of 9 is that


TacticalPT

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 g 0 Learn your numbers. 🙄


Dim-n-Bright

This could be fun. I move the king's pawn one space forward.


kaneru_nathish

Bongcloud opening it is


North_Port

This is my favorite crossover episode


Khyta

Mine too


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Khyta

pipi in your pampers


ChocoMassacre

No bot so I’ll do it Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


plane38rus

Good bot.


EnlightWolif

I'd award you if I could


Khyta

Thank you for your service


iloveindomienoodle

Google en pcmssant


dynawesome

Perfect for the quadrant


stalinkawaii

Based and bongcloud pilled


JB-from-ATL

That needs to move two spaces, right?


HonorableHam

Are we boutta try and bongcloud through collective action?


PaintedPorkchop

Yes, yes we are


CallOfReddit

Agreed


Revanclaw-and-memes

Move two spaces forward. Then they can’t en passant us later


Can-you-supersize-it

Enpassant 😩😩😩


ernandziri

If you move it only 1, they can't do it either?


LittleBitSchizo

Holly hell


propellhatt

I concur


Froststhethird

Good move commander


Lord-Naivel

Probably a better move than two spaces forward as we should play more defensive in a 4 player game


Aggressive_Blaze

Yes LibLeft, you should play more defensively considering your reputation on the sub.


jimthejimfromjimland

I say we castle with the kings rook asap, our best bet is play defense


TheMightyJ225

If they have to be legal-King's pawn 1 forward If they don't have to be legal-I revolutionize the workers and dismantle class borders, turning all of our pieces into rooks and making our win condition to remove all other rooks from the board.


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

The pawns, tired of giving their lives for an incompetent monarch, revolt against the government. One knight and one rook, sympathetic to the pawn cause, revolt as well. The pawns sign a peace treaty with the other teams, yielding vast amounts of territory. The king and queen are captured and placed under house arrest as the battle rages on. Eventually loyalist forces close in on the royal family's location, so the pawns, fearing the royals may get rescued, execute them in the basement of their house, drawing international condemnation. Eventually, the royalist leader is betrayed by a foreign volunteer force, who send him to the pawn army for execution. Losing their only cause for unification, the royalist movement fractures. Soon after, the last royalist forces are mopped up by the pawn army, who begins rebuilding the war torn country.


TheSadSquid420

Every pawn a king


CovetousLemon

Well, we're all about post-scarcity here. I'd say every piece turns into a rook. Oh and the King is dead, the win condition on us is to take out every rook.


TheMightyJ225

Good plan. Edited.


ChocolateBarX_

Hope we win


TheMightyJ225

We should plan out what our potential future moves should be comrade. I suggest a soviet spy assassinating Authright's Queens and bishops.


CovetousLemon

Down with the filthy royalty and down with the church


Bernard_Hunor_Deak

We need to get all the rooks to the other side so they become queens, therefore being the Queen doesn't matter anymore.


Right__not__wrong

[Kill the king](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3ZcIcRG2s)


TheMightyJ225

Based Dio fan


Syko-p

comrade I think we should move it 2 forward. If the other quadrants are as lazy as I expect, we could simply rush a new queen


TheMightyJ225

Queens are tools of the bourgeoisie comrade


Paliacki

Flip the board


bridgenine

Your just hoping candyland is on the other side so you go play with some kids


JewMcAfee2020

LibRight pawn to H4.


Buttigieg2032

Lol we’re the only quadrant that is going to play to win, and we will crush it.


_Last_Man_Standing_

resistance is futile


queueareste

We must sabotage the other teams by upvoting the bad moves and downvoting the good ones


JewMcAfee2020

It'll end up AuthLeft and LibRight. We're both big fucking nerds that were probably in chess club in school. I definitely wasn't a chess club nerd, definitely not, could never be me...


Magnus_Tesshu

You weren't in the chess club? You fucking nerd what is wrong with you, don't you like playing chess?


FortniteChicken

I think you want to open with knights on this board, defensive play is going to be better


JewMcAfee2020

I considered that but I also want to get the pawns moving, especially to so we can get the bishop out of the way to castle our king.


tildenpark

Outstanding move!


Unironic-monarchist

Authright, Kings pawn 2 forward.


PapalStates26

B7 to D7? There's a comment by OP of the board noted from 1 to 14 up and down, and alphabetical left to right.


true-pure-vessel

Why not develop the knight and avoid any long diagonal tactics cause god knows no one here knows chess


Anon_Monon

AuthRight forms a Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with AuthLeft, while simultaneously unleashing napalm strikes across the border to Ancapistan.


NoGardE

AnCapistan detonates the McNuke, killing all pieces on the board not sheltered from the blast by at least one other piece. The blast is centered at the middle of the board.


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NoGardE

What part of "Assured" did you not understand?


ImAugnoob

E4


bleibengleich

Funniest shit I ever saw on /pol/ was during the protests and Trump was losing his shit. Someone posted "bros, I'm beginning to think Trump wasn't playing 4D chess all along and he's actually just retarded."


Night_Duck

Based and anyone-can-become-president pilled


TransparentPseudo

Next step : get a monkey president. They have already beaten americans to orbit, I'm sure they can do it.


TiggerBane

Spawn Bahamut


IrshamWindborn

I cast Ultima


AnActualPlatypus

SUCH DEVASTATION


DudeBrosKunde

You should give each field a number and a letter like in Battleships. So we can better say which chess piece should get moved


MarkoSeke

> like in Battleships Or... like in Chess


_Ash-B

What were you expecting in here, pcm is retarded


meduza3

https://i.imgur.com/N3Ap5Yo.jpg https://i.imgur.com/jwiQCl7.jpg


DudeBrosKunde

The second one looks good. Just make it a bit more symetric that the letters fit better onto the quadrants👍


meduza3

Yeah I whipped the whole post editing on my phone so it’s kinda rough but will straighten everything out on a pc


KaiserMelt

Queen to checkmate 😎


Lolmemed

Accelerated bongcloud


secret58_

All quadrants move simultaneously? That’s not how chess works, what if two decide to go do moves that contradict each other? Just start with AuthLeft and go counter-clockwise. Also, ffs King and Queen are supposed to be the other way around.


mcccoletrain

Hey your auth side is showing, there’s no taking turns in anarchy


meduza3

Upvote this comment from u/secret58_ if you guys would rather have it that way, downvote if you’d rather move simultaneously. I will switch the kings tomorrow


Ayfios

If two pieces move simultaneously to the same square, what happens ? Same question for when a quadrant attempts to move a piece that was supposed to be captured at the same time


meduza3

1. They both get taken off the board 2. They miss, the piece moves


OnlyPainPT

Also how about illegal moves? Like one move may cause another piece that was also supposed to be moving to be pinned. It’s chess, it makes no sense to try to move “simultaneously”


Cup_Of_Conservative

Man, we are a bunch of dumbfucks trying to play a board game over text with hours and hours in between each move. I don’t think that’s too big of a problem lmao


CallOfReddit

Do it a season/game like this, another like that


chooxy

Please rotate the board so each quadrant is +/-45 degrees from from their positions in the compass. Currently it's at 135 degrees which is so far from their positions that it's a little annoying to look at.


BucketHelm

> King and Queen are supposed to be the other way around. How dare you assume their gender?! Everything is correct, they just look a little different from "normal" kings and queens. ^^^^^\s


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cringe_master_mike

AuthLeft executes their own king. Checkmate.


boomdigity51

Rush b


ZonkRT

Flip the board, it's on my grill and I need to start dinner


SirAsker

LibRight moves the 2nd chess piece on their left, 2 spaces forward.


TimonPasslick

Seems like the bishop is really eager to touch that little pawn


Lack_of_Plethora

forfeit


lefangedbeaver

Pawn E2


AlponseElric

!remind me 1 year


Booksaboutstuff

1. c4 England traditionally was a strong economic center, so I believe playing the English should be a good idea for libright.


Punx80

Lib right is using stockfish in another window, Lib left sacrifices their Queen first opportunity they can, auth left just keeps pushing pawns in hopes that they get promoted, and authright just moves a knight back and forth because the king is safer that way