T O P

We’ve quarantined her, you happy now?

We’ve quarantined her, you happy now?

Betwem3and20letters

She’s to dangerous to be left alive!


New-Consideration420

Its a shame my quadrant cares about human lives... Well at least they pretent to


erengawang

based


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smkaemp

Unless you are a straight white male


Russe1Adl3r

Oh God oh fuck


New-Consideration420

The male holoc4ust is only starting in 10 years. Chill bro


Pothound-

Only monke lives matter Kill the rest


New-Consideration420

Yeah. Yeah. Jup


PineappleGrenade19

What're you talking about? I'm only here for the potassium.


KaiWolf1898

She must stand trial! I need her!


concretebeats

Was kinda hoping you’d put her on a rocket into the fucking sun tbh.


RandomDoorHinges

She doesnt deserve her pain to end She deserves torture for as long as we are able to inflict it


The_Vadami

Based and eternal agonypilled


kamycky

Yeah classical LibLeft! Finally, I thought I wouldn't meet you here!


Jibaru

"If you die, I can't hurt you anymore."


Agnostic_Pagan

Based.


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FUCK_THE_ADMINS_1337

put her in the funny femur machine


Operator_October

orange=dclass moment


BurgerPB5

106 moment


CousinVinnythelesser

Nah, keeping prisoners alive is super expensive. Plus the dead have never caused any problems, the living will even if they're behind bars.


RandomDoorHinges

Ok then, I'll just cut parts of their skin off and feed em to the poor


blitzkrieg2003

Based and That's Metal pilled


sariaru

Executing prisoners is actually way more expensive than life-without-parole! You have to account for the massive risk undertaken in wrongful or botched executions. Not to mention the fact that trying for the death penalty on the part of the prosecution leaves the defense able to appeal much more regularly. They also require the most highly trained public defenders. (As you might imagine, most folks on the defending side of a death-penalty-sort-of-crime can't usually afford their own lawyers.) Plus the taxpayer carries the weight of R&D on lethal injection mixes, something that is no doubt a moral problem for many citizens. All in, each state execution runs up about a $1.1M pricetag.


Coochie_Creme

Executions actually cost more than just keeping someone in prison for their entire life.


StarMan0713

Not if you shoot em’


pretty_cool_bananas

Needless cruelty doesn’t exactly give you the moral high ground buddy


RandomDoorHinges

NEEDLESS?


chewyloe

When was the last time the "moral high ground" won a war?


pazuzu_destroyer

If I recall correctly, it lost the last war... and the one before that.


Its-a-Warwilf

She needs to be made an example of so nobody else goes down that road.


pretty_cool_bananas

Or just debate her terrible takes like a normal person? Not that hard to debunk


kidgokubestgoku

You just gotta say the “wrong” pronouns in front of Emily to have her bleed out her ears due to pure discomfort


ALHaroldsen

Remove her mouth and make her scream


Skywarslord

based


CripplinDeepRussian

We're outsourcing that to you guys


Sup_R_Man

We got you. Whats our payment?


RandomDoorHinges

are 10 femboys okay?


CaydestOfSixes

Make it 9 femboys and 2 goth dominatrix.


RandomDoorHinges

sorry man we dont got any goth dominatrixes we can add some extra femboys though we can give 12 femboys and a discount next time you buy


CaydestOfSixes

Alrighty, it’s a deal then.


Dgsey

A libcenter that didn't barter for a single bannana? Disgraceful


CaydestOfSixes

Tbh I forgot I was flaired as libcenter, I was purple libright until a week ago.


chungusjungus

The femboys have the bananas


RandomDoorHinges

Ok, I'm glad we could come to an agreement


WWalker17

DO IT FOR DALE YEE YEE 🚀📈🌞💎👐


The360MlgNoscoper

That’s more effort than it’s worth


TheGameMaster115

To merciful


Psychological_Gain20

Send her to the congo


theattack_helicopter

Man I want a punk rebel gf.


PortLionsKodiak

So does she.


dan_legend

Truer words have never been spoken.


capit180

😅


FNGJGJVF

You gotta flair up before the PCMKGB come after you


Changeling_Wil

That's not how Libleft works. You're going to *become* a punk rebel gf.


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a_duck_in_past_life

It comes with the territory


theattack_helicopter

I used the punk rebel gf to get the punk rebel gf


MemeWarrior200000

Me too kid.


Spokesman93

One thing about your quadrant, they got some fine ass bitches


RandomDoorHinges

I wouldnt assume theyre female from their looks...


Spokesman93

That’s kind of how you do it, unless they tell you beforehand


Bingus_Chungles

even better


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

And they dont like men so there goes my chances


a_duck_in_past_life

No one is stopping you from changing that 💅


whyintheworldamihere

There was some silly study where they found capitalists more attractive, and concluded it was due to attractive people being more successful in the free market.


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[deleted]

Food, healthcare, quality leisure time...


Spokesman93

Silly indeed


Cheaky_alt

But do they want you? 😔


theattack_helicopter

No 🥲


Kodst3rGames

Bonsoir Monsieur....


DrCreationist

Glad to see the taliban locking up highlighters


Monoby

What is a highlighter?


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Happypotato24

wow really?????


HoneyBadgerMT

Good bot


sexyhooterscar24

What is cock and ball torture?


EpicIzAwesom

based and Wrong-Highlighter pilled


FrostyWostyUwU

She must be removed


AgentFrank24

Commander FrostyWostyUwU, the time has come. Execute order 66.


That-Busy-Gamer

It ain’t enough. Bring in SCP-666-J.


discriminator9000

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BasedAlliance935

Based, now kill her and send her dead body into a blackhole so it will never be seen again


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acemandoom

oh no! who will giant pink libright uninator yell at now?!


TiggerBane

Okay "Lib"-left


Surfing_magic_carpet

Emily give libleft bad image. Give worker rights plz.


Cyb3rklev

orange is authleft


Dogesaves69

It really depends, orange varies on the auth-lib spectrum depending on the topic.


Cyb3rklev

SJWs are authleft and their progressivism isn't gonna change that


Myillstone

This. I'd argue the way they vote with their money they actually support big players in duopolies pandering as opposed to actual grassroots movements and causes which pulls them to the right they're on the border between auth-center and auth-left.


Cyb3rklev

they're socialist consoomers, that still counts as authleft


AzureW

I'm convinced they are some stupid version of Captian planet where all the explicitly bad things of each quadrant combine into captain fuckface.


TheHashassin

I like to call them "rainbow capitalists"


adamsworstnightmare

How us watermelons didn't get emily pinned on us is really beyond me.


_Last_Man_Standing_

Green is as well... being Left requires Auth...


daanblueduofan

"Communism is the only left wing ideology"


_Last_Man_Standing_

no... it's not... but it's where they all end up...


FacistStaleHooker

"Yaasss bitch" "Hans, get the flamenfurfer"


Vistresian

'Flamenfurfer' sounds like the variety you'd use on the furries.


paranaturalist

Hold up, no one told me we were torching furries! Don't leave without me, guys.


SomeCrusader1224

At last, I have found based LibLefts!


JohnnyGuitarFNV

Punk femjak kinda cute ngl


CallOfReddit

#LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO


DarkestInfinity

Let's go for once I'm proud to be here


Gremaldus

Yes, we are proud of you lib-left.


MXb_18

Finally inner peace


Silentappreciator

Nature is starting to heal. Maybe there is hope afterall.


ElementalNerd

Ship her off to authleft where she belongs


doineeedausername

Next up is execution


The-Child-Of-Reddit

Can I privatize that prison?


Scapegoaticus

Yaas queen. Work it. Put me in that cage. Women empowerment!


Salaximander

I hoped someone would have chopped the Queen's head off like in the olden days.


Commrade-DOGE

Libright: THE COOMER IS TO STRONG! HE BROKE INTO THE ORPHANAGE OH GOD NOT THE KIDS!!!!


jeffersondavis-hater

Based Now launch her into space


ArturBarak

It's all that Yerba mate, gives you cancer.


awaredavehopkins2

Thanks our leftward neighbors


TheEngineer_

Australia type beat.


adamsworstnightmare

She's always been in the quarantine zone known as twitter.


dug-dug-dimi-dome

Atomise her


HenriJayy

Good, keep her locked up. Make her suffer the same way her kids did when she said "kink deserves to be in the parades"


Electronic-Dog524

Based


iamkulit1

The one chains that no one should break


HEADRUSH31

Based


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Cannibal_Raven

In Soviet Australia, orange quarantines you!


yavin4hell

Happy. Now get her out of our sector please


BrownBess75Caliber

No. *proceeds to roll in with multiple armored divisions*


burned_man1

I was hoping she would hang out with the authoritarians where she belongs.


Eldricht-lover22

Why aren't we burning her alive?! She claims to be a witch anyway, we should get rid of her like one!


Salaximander

Only superstitious centrists and religious fanatics from the right burn witches. Us level-headed and rational leftists use a Guillotine for our nobles and general retards. Long live the Cult of Reason!


Powerful_Wallaby_865

Come back to us when she’s been up against the wall


TheTuskegeeAirman

happie!


samurai_for_hire

Give her to us, we've got some nice camps set up


Falcon_Gray

Ah victory https://youtu.be/GlCFPo6YYbU


timcarpet

“I’m going to prison so a minority doesn’t have to.”


TlosingCag

Good Anakin, Good. 😄 Now kill him. 😐 Kill him now. 😐


Random_Rhapsody

Bruh


Brzeczyszczykiewicz4

Now send her to a "re-education work" camp in a obscure eastern European town


boomdigity51

It’s good too see you learning


Ace_The_Sax_Man

we're finally free...


Cr33p3r__

Oh [your deity(es) here] YES, THANK YOU


NewKerbalEmpire

You fools! You've positioned the lesbians above her! She's going to break right through them and escape to her friends in authleft! This is why you don't put women in combat roles!


Coorssmoors

"We quarantined her" You are her.


R_Aqua

If only it were real


MrCemtex

Not if she breathes


bound82

End *it*


thadakism

But wouldn't that make you AUTH LEFT?!?!


Skimpyjumper

meanwhile authleft orchestrates everything for the nwo while the 2 jerks and the fucktoy mob the obese masochist karen.


Skimpyjumper

if one of them should be authleft i dont have a fucking clue who it is. maybe fucktoy.


AGuyInInternet

Based


MarionetX

Yes thank you now here’s a cookie 🍪


intrigbagarn

Offerings to the blood god or i will cry to mama


Frank_Renolds_357mag

No we will still hate you.


SkyTheKaiser

Yes.


RobyWanKenobi27

Based liblefts


vonbalt

Export that basedness to real life and i'll be happy


Flashmode1

Yes, because you have shown that deep down LibLeft that you are more Auth than you want to admit.


dasflash

you don't understand, they thrive under oppression! You're just making them stronger!


jakestir17

Libleft if you agree to gulag the orange yaasssss queens the libright will agree to wood chipper the purple pedos.


MouseManManny

Based


New-Mercia

Death to Emily


pain198400

Yes


Tinfoil_eater41

Yes thank you


Kraterarch

Good, now draw the rest of libleft behind bars


Edmiri

I thought this was an libleft reaction at second cpvid quarantine. A man can dream


history-something

WE DEMAND THE SACRIFICE OF THE ORANGE TO FINISH OUR HUNGER FOR BAD MEMES


Ian_langille

Purge


nehwsekuntekop

gib blood for the blood god


lilbroc

Just shoot the bitch


ThatBasedCowboy

But you didn't delete her twitter


jero89

Yes


Barniiking

Finally. We're safe now


bqttles

human experimentation it is then


YvesSantos22111997

Yes it is good...but...


KR2814

Do it


Puzzleheaded-Way1950

Finally we can become based


Ilovecookiesverymuch

Soooo.... When is the public upcycling?


IndianaBran12

Based


IFeelSpirits

Sweet, I can grill without being yelled at for not being vegan


TIFUPronx

Reddit in another universe


kefefs

Drop her down a well and be done with it. I want my quadrant back.


JamesPTW13

No. She deserves freedom just as much as any of us


aer-os

Thank you libleft, very based.


JBXGANG

Oh god yes


JokerChaos77

No. End her. You must.


icemax666

Remember in *The Mummy* when Imotep “borrows” those dudes’ eyes, ears, nose, and tongue? Just do the same thing to her, lol.


Lurk-BerryCrunch

Based and Guns for Everyone pilled. True LibLefts know that the empowerment of the people means preventing any organization from creating a monopoly on the projection of force - be it the “elite”, or the government.


AtrainDerailed

Bout damn time


argreath

Yes.


Pseudo_Kat

Very


LittleBitSchizo

Why does libleft look so much like jinx from league of legends