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The smurfs are up to something

The smurfs are up to something

Ur-mom-is-probablyok

I swear, I once read about a theory that said the smurfs were the kkk or smth


dryseagull

Elder smurf wears red while the rest wear white, entire organization is men besides one smurf, main protagonist in the film is Jewish Yeah


alex_7853

You mean the main antagonist is Jewish, right?


MoonMouse12

No, protagonist. Fuck those little blue bastards.


ThePatio

Based


FuxYouAssEater

Based and fuck the little blue bastards pilled


An0therN0b0dy

Based


basedcount_bot

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LaRone33

That ranks #1 in the pills that will completely change their meaning when they lose contexts.


Weirdo_doessomething

Damn right he's doing the good work getting rid of the Bloody KKK!


Megadog3

Oof


ISimpForChinggisKhan

Americans explaining how a Belgian comic is actually a social commentary on their own society


Ur-mom-is-probablyok

That would probably be true, but I’m pretty sure the post was not made by an American. That or he also put it in Spanish


ISimpForChinggisKhan

Thinking a 1950's belgian comic is somehow secretly about the KKK is retarded either way


Ur-mom-is-probablyok

Yeah true


ISimpForChinggisKhan

Just remembered in Spain they have a tradition where on idk which occasion they dress up in costumes almost identical to the KKK (although not always white iirc) lmao


LibRightDoomer

Belgian artist be like: haha little blue people say smurf


zeclem_

i've also read many theories about how they were communist. main leader has a passing resemblence to marx and likes red, every smurf is given a place in their commune based on their abilities and personalities, there is no money and the guy trying to destroy them wants to destroy them for selfish gains, and their hats roughly remind me of french revolutionary bonnets.


PhilSwiftsBucket

It's official, smurfs are the communist kkk


LeonardoXII

>It's official, smurfs are ~~the communist kkk~~ based There, fixed.


thesteiner95

Based and nazbolpilled


Communist_Mole

Maybe Stacy was right. They are just nazis!


harvest_poon

They have one female serving a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.


ChadWolf98

>Smurfette was created by Gargamel, which explains her original position as the only female Smurf in the village. > >Gargamel created her to infiltrate the Smurf Village and create discord among the other Smurfs so they would destroy themselves. He released Smurfette into the forest, where she was found by Hefty Smurf and taken to the village. Straight from the smurf wiki. Gargamel tried to use a woman smurf to destroy an all male society. MGTOW is the way to go bois. For additional reference see Bible story about Eden /s


Farabel

Or just one very fast birthing process. Or equally slow as human but she just... yeah.


Im_licking_cats

My grandpa wouldn't let my mom watch the smurphs because he said papa smurph is a communist.


train2000c

They changed black to purple in the cartoon


DEEGOBOOSTER

The black/purple smurfs resemble a zombie outbreak. They bite the tails of other smurfs to turn them. Fun fact: this comic predates the idea of a zombies being able to spread like a virus by 6 years. The comic was published in 1963 whereas the first use of zombies spreading occurred in George Romero’s 1969 *Night of the Loving Dead* The Smurf’s don’t predate zombies themselves though. Just the viral spreading ones. Edit: Living not Loving. Lmao best typo.


CurtisLinithicum

Even NotLD zombie bites didn't spread zombism though; they were fatally septic, but anyone who died for any reason (other than a headshot) rose as a zombie.


avantesma

>Night of the Loving Dead Now there's a porn parody I have yet to watch.


BlueCaracal

Fascinating


No_Outlandishness314

The good-ol’ Jynx treatment I see? Even the cartoonists agree about black smurfs being disgusting.


put_pot

A racist belgian comic? No it cant be!!


matthigast

Tintin in Africa: "Are you challenging me, Smurfs!?"


retard_4725

I read that one, how was it racist ?


Thomas1VL

Not sure about versions in other languages, but in Dutch the dog yells to an African "Work, n-word!" (Although the n word in Dutch doesn't have the same bad meaning as in English, at least not back then).


LibRightDoomer

It makes the Congolese look like lazy thieves


alexblattner

I've lived in Congo for the first 12 years of my life and I can confirm that they are more lazy than usual and steal more often than usual. Also, they love Tintin so much that they sell random handmade wood sculptures of the Congo comic.


LibRightDoomer

>Also, they love Tintin so much that they sell random handmade wood sculptures of the Congo comic. Based Congolese


retard_4725

I'll have to read it again I don't remember that


eremeevdan

The modern copies are mostly censored/changed


MrAsianPie

Smrugger


Fit_Fee8279

Smegro


Platinirius

Smeagel


Fit_Fee8279

smaki


Fit_Fee8279

Smeg head


de_frg

Smegma


Gnome180

Smegma Male 😳😳😳


Platinirius

Ah Red Dwarf reference


Fit_Fee8279

Points for watching good shows


pouel_qc

Smeagol


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anekyt

he is more of a lib right, sence he wanted to turn the smurfs into gold


ColonizeOnSight69

That only reinforces the stereotypical caricature...


Cringe_Anarchy

Also, Gargamel [created Smurfette from clay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette#Fictional_biography), much like a [Golem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golem), from Jewish folklore.


Stonewall5101

When your comics are so racist even the Jim Crow US censors it you have a problem…


ISimpForChinggisKhan

(((((((((((Gargamel)))))))))))) Least racist man in Belgium


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kamycky

Based and animated anthropomorphic pilled


xXxMemeLord69xXx

That's the worst you could find for authleft? Here in Sweden we have a really popular children's cartoon where the main characters literally go around reading Mao and Marx and praising communist China while beating up the personification of capitalism


eumenides_

Wat?


xXxMemeLord69xXx

Yeah it's called Bamse and it was created by a Swedish socialist in the 60s. Then it was made popular with a couple of animated short films in the 70s (which were narrated by Greta Thunberg's grandfather actually). Now it's one of the most popular comic book series in Sweden. They have toned down the support for China recently but it still clearly has a socialist agenda. In other words, it is based


LibRightDoomer

This is why Switzerland is the superior neutral nation


Spack515

Har du lust att elaborera lite?


xXxMemeLord69xXx

[Bamse på 80-talet var vilt...](https://www.8dagar.se/2017/10/bamse-skalman-och-maoismen.html)


Spack515

O jävlar


Mackmannen

Älskar Bamse bryr mig inte.


Ok-Candy-5869

Elder smurf is really communist tho, they dont have any currency and everything is goverment owned and there are no classes becuas everyone is a worker


Random-Chinese-guy

Blue Lives Matters


TheMicrosoftNetwork

I guess that’s why they changed it to purple in the tv show.


kamycky

I honestly can't stand the comics nor the series, just emotionally


klapdapazz

Snickers


qxzsilver

Everyone knows the Smurfs actually are LibLeft orgy loving heathens. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbvndmKlaL8


calebthebestbitch

Based and orgy pilled


retard_4725

Can't wait for orange to take this seriously and get triggered


Shakespeare-Bot

Can't wait f'r orange to taketh this gravely and receiveth trigger'd *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


RELRDOGL

Well, there's a reason they're coloured like this


Ragnnohab

I fucking hate gnashers


CommanderOnDeck

Black Smurf gets gulag 2032 colorized


GB_He_Be

In the cartoon, they were purple. My favorite episode as a kid.


Melodic-Hunter2471

Fuck me… nothing is sacred anymore… Next up, my childhood will be further ruined with the fact that Horton Hears a Who is actually an ode to anal.


SocialCrasher

haha i love that analogy


Ilovecookiesverymuch

Sumurfs are based.


AuggieKC

Hey! Stop smurfing my smurf!


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

The first Smurf is holding out 1 finger and Papa Smurf has 4. One, four... 14! He's doing a secret code to spread the Fourteen Words! And using two hands for double the Nazi!


RobloxLover369421

#WTF


theshadowbudd

Damn thought I was in the overwatch sub for a min


TheGhostofCoffee

Have a Smurfy day, nerds.


twolvesfan9

> SMURF FOR YOUR LIVES > Smurf for it


ImANerd12

NazBol Smurfs


Database_Database

Wtf? lol. Did he have a disease or something?


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

truly, life was better when artist didn't have to worry about upsetting the minortes, when they insead worried about bible-humping karens


rell023

damn papa smurf even got the funny colors