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Police was killed by a chicken

Police was killed by a chicken

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RonanNotRyan

Dammit have my upvote


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RonanNotRyan

Thanks man. Quarantine so wala pang lumpia


medyas1

"suspek sa pagkamatay ng pulis, natagpuan sa kaldero ng pinikpikan"


Accomplished-Exit-58

not saying that the chicken deserve it, but if that chicken is cooked as pinikpikan, the justice is served for the cop.


medyas1

> justice is served for the cop. for the buddies of the cop sa lamay, most likely


engieforever

I chuckled then felt bad because this is a real death and it shouldnt be funny


E123-Omega

Wag kang mag-alala dami ring katulad mo na nag-haha emote pa sa FB.


pelori9646

nah. all good. fuck the po-lice


drunkenstyle

They don't fuck around with sharpening those blades. I saw one in action and one rooster sliced the other's leg off easily.


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yeee ang barbaric pala nito, animal abuse din pala


asterion230

yep, can confirm, those things are as sharp as f*ck, There was this 1 guy that mishandled a fighting cock and got his 2 fingers sliced off clean


WarchiefAw123

my dads in the cockfighting business, i mean, from breeding the chicken hanggang paggawa ng tari, those blades can cut your finger with minimal force,


maroonmartian9

Sad news. Good cop e. Kung sabungero yan alam yung mga spurs na yan :/ And usually mga illegal na di nahuhuli e may kuntsaba.


sarsilog

NPA yang manok ! Pula ang palong !


TheHigherCalling2

sa pula sabi eh.. yan tuloy, namuti ang mata... condolence sa mga nagmamahal sa kanya.


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autogynephilic

>It has been banned along with other sporting and cultural events during the coronavirus pandemic to prevent large crowds from gathering and spreading the contagion. Now I'm torn. Were these people "paSaWaY" or not?


E123-Omega

Addict sa sugal.


LimE07

Kala ko sa una joke lang pero hndi pala, shet matalim ung blade n gmit jan, I once saw a fight lumipad ung ulo ng manok sa talim ng karet its very unfortunate na siya ung nakaret probably deep din ung wound.


Vikzor30

If only this shit happened to those rapist pedophile cops it wouldn't have been a tragedy.


lordeddardstark

If you have ever seen one of those blades or "tari" you will understand how one can be killed by a fucking chicken


grinsken

Meron nga daw napuputulan ng daliri dahil sa "tari"


annaox

Di natin alam Ang exact circumstances, pero. Knowing our government and police, malamang factor dyan Ang hindi/mabagal na aksyon sa emergency situations tulad nito. Again, oo di natin alam eksaktong nangyari, pero Alam niyo na. Hay.


Accomplished-Exit-58

dagdag assumption, akala nung nasugatan and tao sa paligid ay hindi malala yung sugat, later bigla na lang tumumba, could be tetanus?


4ndreas11

Damn, imagine being remembered as the police officer who died to a chicken. That's very unfortunate.


aldz88

Nanlaban!


decadentrebel

See, this is why there's no such thing as a flesh wound. If you get hit in the leg the wrong way, it's over for you.


saltyschmuck

*Tis but a scratch.*


under_score_-

Monty python yes


saltyschmuck

Yep


lianlee122

Power rangers po


426763

Malamang Communist na Delawan yan.


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SirJGN

In this situation, a scape_chicken_ :P


SynthesisNine

Killed by a damn meal. Not a good way to go.


AdmirableFroyo3

RIP. That’s what happen if you put your trust and bet your money on an animal with a pea size brain 😷


Nico_arki

I've always seen this "sport" as barbaric. This makes it even worse.


A_person_person

Combusken Used Double kick it was super effective


ridopenyo

na-alala ko yung balita dati, same almost same incident, kaso etits naman nung magsasabong yung nahiwa...


Accomplished-Exit-58

wala akong etits pero napaclose ako ng legs. naku i'll stay hundred meters away na sa mga panabong at sabongero.


Rusty_fox4

The chicken uprising has started


kakkoimonogatari

tapos sasabihin na overkill yung sa cemetery? kung isang batalyon at highend na baril ang dinala sa raid hindi sana makapalag ang NPA na yan /s


gradenko_2000

Found a good cop.


TheHigherCalling2

...when the only good is dead and when you eat liver spread with bread only those who don't need it are fed and btw liza is not red so i can now say enough has been said


ccromine11

Cringe


TheHigherCalling2

if you can only see my face as i typed that... and i'm not even constipated


datsumgai

Primitive stuff. "It's all natural, cocks fight". Did the cocks attach blades to their claws?


69thAirborne

The owners do. It's an advantage during "sabong". And even without claws, chickens, especially the fighting ones, can and will overwhelm a full-grown man, my uncle in Pangasinan once said.


carl816

Not surprising since they are mini T-rex's after all...


grondt

Ahh ok then another thing to add to my list of irrational fears - getting killed by a fighting cock.


YoungRaddish

Parang there’s no such thing as good cop. Hindi na ako naniniwala na may mabuting pulis.


Yoylecake2100

Cock killer


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rooster: [better you than me!](https://youtu.be/Tgzo1fC49RY?t=31)


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Rad


TankOfflaneMain

🎤Di na nakatayo patay napuruhan🎤


MechanicInternal75

If this really happened then I am deeply sorry for him and his family... ❤️


thelurkertwopointow

TERRORIST DAW YUNG MANOK! /s


RandomCuck64

r/nottheonion


Incept_470

"Peace was never an option" -Rooster, 2020


carl816

It could have been worse: he could have died by choking on a cock😋


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i wish cock would kill me too /s yes im gay


carl816

a friend of mine calls the big ones "weapons of (m)ass destruction" 😆


porododi

masama ba talaga ang imahe ng kapulisan, madaming natuwa sa pagkamatay ng pulis


Accomplished-Exit-58

not really, nagkataon lang na namatay ang pulis sa puedeng isama sa dumb ways to die. Walang mag-aakala, i think mga sabongero lang ang di surprised na puede pala yun.


autogynephilic

sa Twitter ung mga woke dun tuwang tuwa


neon31

I think you're mixing two differrent things so sagutin kita by parts: 1. Masama ba talaga ang imahe ng kapulisan? - Yes, and having relatives (including high ranking ones on both the PNP and AFP) doesn't help in my opinion of them. Parang miniature na problema ng Pinas yan eh. May mga matitino, pero nasasapawan ng problema nila na madali silang mabayaran kasi mabagal ang promotion tsaka underpaid pa. 2. Madaming natuwa sa pagkamatay ng pulis - I don't think so. Nakakaloko lang kasi akala ng madami biro lang. What are the odds na tari pala ang ikakamatay ng isang tao? He just happened to be a cop. (I could just be trying to be civilized. Para sa mga natutuwa sa demise ng ibang tao, shame on you...)


VicboyV

Zero sympathy for the cop? Keep it real r/ph 👌 Keep posting them circlejerking memes


FrostBUG2

I love this headline so much! Hahaha! 🤣


kamekku14

**FINAL DESTINATION!**