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villevalter

Turns out big ed aint that big of an ed


shortestleaf

small ed


villevalter

Smol ed emergy


PotatoGangGang

big ed throwing up some mf crip signs out here. He on the prowl, rose was just the start. Hide your wife, hide yo kids.


ovalgoatkid

Hide yo husband they rapin everyone out here


[deleted]

Should I hide my sidechick too?


ovalgoatkid

HIDE EM ALL


itz4rsalan

What about my dog


BallFlavin

I mean I don't want to judge on appearances, but just to be safe


Desfortcraft

You heard them, EVERYTHING


MercuriusMaximus

Everything? But-but I just finished my lego star wars millenium falcon. Not fair!


LightningMcMeme21

Hide them all


CheezNyfe

Even the kids in my basement? Because they're pretty well hidden.


goster445566778899

Brudda


Freddrup

Hello bröther


Bighboi26

How are you doing bröther


Freddrup

I'm good bröther


pizzaninja199

Bröh


ThunderCobra72

How every brøther doing


septicbooper69

Imma hide her on the top shelf


[deleted]

Why bother? It's not like he can reach the bottom shelf either.


chikkipie

Hide your necks too i guess


Damfer

Kids smh


personontheinternet3

Lil ed


major84

Special Ed


Zaniak88

I have ed


major84

consider yourself lucky ...... otherwise big Ed would have seen you as competition and snuffed out your life.


shibassss

Sex Ed


major84

no please !! That sounds like a WAR CRIME !!


lasse_hne

^smol ^ed


lasse_hne

^smol ed


sennaiasm

Special ed


_xX_Memelord_Xx_

Ok so I did the math because the can OP is holding is 7 inches. Big ed is about 45 inches tall or 113 cm making him just over a meter tall or about 3'9"


sansfaz

r/theydidthemath


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r/theydidthemonstermath


sansfaz

r/theydidthemonsteath why did I make this?


winrii91

Big Ed is 4’11”


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winrii91

Well he does have a genetic condition that shortened his spine. It’s why he doesn’t have a visible neck. But medically he’s not considered a dwarf.


yourmomjpeg

i’m 20 years old and 4’10, can confirm this is how small we are


winrii91

Just to clarify, Big Ed has Klippel Feil Syndrome which is a bone disorder but not a classification of dwarfism.


BadWolfParadox

Well he *is* known to lie about his height...


oliverplays08

You've learned well from Matpat


[deleted]

OP is actually 5'2" which makes big Ed actually 3'9" so you're right!


Zytityjut

Can Height: 7.405” +/- 0.015” That's a Sierra Nevada 19.20Oz can(Hazy little thing) http://grocery.harristeeter.com/pd/Sierra-Nevada/Hazy-Little-Thing-IPA/1-pint/083783375503 https://americancanning.com/products/standard-brite-can-19-2-ounce /


stupidchemistry

I feel my big ed shrink


KationVI

Big Ed on attack on titan


squirtgun_discipline

SmEDium


boneknapper69

I feel my smol ed grow


OfferChakon

Bign't


Xx_Kamehameha_xX

With his hand signs he looks like a lil Ed


IsaahkProductions

I'm totally down to start calling this guy lil Ed


Helm_22

What if Ed is actually average height, but it's the OP who is actually Tall


f1fan6890

But he is big neck ed


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hmahood

Many big ed is massive but this guy is massive-er


DasDoesSomeThings

Either that or this man is a giant.


Yorkmlgmaster6969

Yeah


Faboian

He is big horizontally


zeibb

Big Ed seems more excited than you, despite you posting.


mike3495

He was definitely more excited than I was. He loved all of the attention from everyone else. He came and sat at the table that I was drinking at, and it took him like 30 minutes to finish his chicken sandwich because of all the people that came up to him. We talked about fame for a while and he said that it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him. He was very happy about all of the girls that approach him. I figured I would grab a picture too before I had to catch my flight.


zeibb

he seems to possess a charming personality around him, from what I can tell. cherish it, these moments don't easily come by.


mike3495

He was really nice to talk to, honestly. He was really happy and loving life and the attention. I don’t watch the shows, which seemed to bother him a little bit, but I recognized him from here.


annoyingkraken

Don't watch the shows. Leave your memory a good one.


Factual_Discord

"Never hero your meets"


1800dope

"Never meat your heroes"


zerogeasss

“Never beat your heroes” apparently they will call the cops on you


singy970

Never beat your hero’s meat


Fickle-Schedule

Too late


jimbotronn96

Everyone should get to know Darcy, come on now. Unless you mean specifically his memory of Ed, then yes, don’t watch.


RTSUbiytsa

Surprised he was mad you didn't watch a show in which he acts like a total jackass. He's not a good guy.


ShowTekk

You realise reality tv shows are staged right?


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athena_da_weiner

Lmao this guy basically created the whole plot


AdamantiumBalls

You made him feel his heart crack


PrimarchKonradCurze

He marketed himself the whole time he was on reality tv with stickers and such. It's pretty clear he was much more interested in becoming a celebrity of sorts than actually having a relationship.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

Sucks that it seems like Rose did.


movemetal17

Rate the charlotte airport 1-10


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tyrghast

Love field or DFW? Some of the DFW terminals are nice, some are stuck in the 70s.


Halfawake1

7, inexpensive for an airport, not too loud. Beats the hell out of atlanta


OfficialHields

Well this is interesting, usually people who got famous through social media quickly get tired of all of the attention and fame but he seems to be lovin it by far


martyyyy_m

Yaa looks like big ed met him at the airport


single_as_a_pringle

Jesus Christ dude how tall are you


mike3495

A little over 6’7”ish


plagueisthedumb

Big ed and lil mike


lalakingmalibog

Why are you describing my pp


castinio

dude that username tho


pavwel32

bröther


castinio

Here's to the revolution bröther


LaPetitFleuret

prëpärë för bättlë, bröthër


saddivad2020

you could play dodge ball with big ed


jmr212

Why aren’t you in the NBA??


mike3495

Because I suck at basketball


pikkle715

I feel bad for you when people ask if you play basketball just because you are tall


mike3495

Nah it’s fine. It’s a great ice breaker and I like bullshitting with people


ivebeenherelonger

So you ARE good at basketball?


WyattTheoFaulkner

Dude is 6'7"... How could bad could he really be?


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Hopefully not as bad as your proofreading hehe


[deleted]

I'm 6'7'' too and I've been asked it so many times I usually answer sarcastically.


mike3495

I usually say 5’9” and walk away before it registers


Not_A_Greenhouse

Tfw people use your height as a joke.


mike3495

My life is a joke. At least they focus on the height


Doromclosie

"No, I don't play basketball. Do you play mini golf?"


arjunbalgovind

Should try responding with "Because I suck at baseball" and see their reaction


virus646

Nice, a redditor who doesn't seem to be awkward around people.


Iamsometimesaballoon

Me no think good cause no oxygen up high


TFF_TanMan

Holy sweet Jesus


chimppower184

Absolute unit


BlooSuperdude

Permission to use this as meme format? Edit: The format blew up, we did it bros.


mike3495

I put it on the internet. Go for it


theultimate9yearold

You have done the internet a great service.


castinio

We're not a cult right?


theultimate9yearold

Hoes mad


castinio

Long live the roach?


theultimate9yearold

The roaches shall spread, announcing that "hoes mad"


castinio

Long live the brotherhood


Ya_Boy_Madlad69

Oh we're definitely a cult


ParadoxThief

the new meme guy


Alpha7214

Him not having a neck makes it look like you just photoshopped his head onto a short guy with a black shirt on.


K7offsuit

Hey man his inches are where it counts


everyusernamepossibl

I looked it up, Suposedly he has a bone thing that fuses two of his neck bones together which is why he has that


sugg_Jess_ting

Why do you look amused but reluctant at the same time lmao


mike3495

Because look at him


Mmadjackk

Idk why but this made me laugh way too hard


andersleet

Because of the nonchalant way of saying exactly what we were thinking without being rude would be my guess. I definitely laughed out loud at his comment.


BL4ZINGMVP

He defiantly lied about with height lmao Edit: yeah I know, should be definitely.


unethr

Idk if he did it out of defiance though


noobynoobthenoob

OP is 6’7 give Ed a break


throwawaybender12365

Did you smell his hair?


mike3495

I didn’t want to bend down and make it obvious. It looked really greasy/wet though..


ddevlin

Mayonnaise. No word of a lie.


Dyspaereunia

Most likely just homemade pommade. I like to call mine pearl jam.


ddevlin

No, it’s mayonnaise. There’s a part on the show where he puts it in and explains why. It’s gross as hell. It’s mayonnaise.


Dyspaereunia

Lol gross. Helman or sir kensingtons?


ddevlin

Hellman’s, although they removed the label. https://youtu.be/eazIXKvIfxo


spoopyhotcoco69

Is this the Charlotte airport?


mike3495

It is. Beautiful airport.


[deleted]

Ayyy that’s where I’m from


devil_lettuce

How is it living in an airport?


di11deux

It is until you have a connecting flight in terminal E and you land at terminal B and have 14 minutes to get there. I see more people running in CLT than I do at my local gym.


alphonsethe3

Did you know, someone broke the 800meter indoor dash during a CLT layover?


101Cipher010

Godamn the fact that I identified this based on papa johns and bk placement is kinda depressing


Xscythus

Nothing to see here, just a comment looking for upvotes so I can post. Move along and have a nice day Edit: thank you for the upvotes


joker_boi_69

Hope you get your upvotes kind traveler


Xscythus

Thank you kind sir


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mike3495

Not in front of me


Mult1Core

I have to remember this reply


DerpyMCDee

Think someone won a random video chat with Ed and it turned out to be a 14 year old over Instagram. Ed told her to be good and to always brush her teeth because that’s what pretty girls do. Apparently people on Facebook flat out called him a phedophile for this banter. People are pathetic and over sensitive.


jxssss

Always brush your teeth has got to be the most valuable lesson for kids in life. I’ve learned the hard way.


m1ilkxxSt3Ak

If rose would have just brushed more she'd be in the states as no neck Ed's trophy wife


Rukasu_Okuri

It kinda sounds like he was just trying to give good advice but didn’t really know how to and gave some half assed wisdom about brushing teeth. You can’t really fault him for trying to set a kid on the right path, even if it lacked a bit of finesse. Hell I would be blindsided as well if I expected a somewhat adult conversation with a fan, and instead got a fourteen year old girl.


greenlight144000

Proof?


Monte_20

Sauce?


Spidersanti15

Bro what about your face mask


mike3495

In my pocket for the picture


averygraaace

Absolutely shredded for just 19 y/o


aldine_jolson

What is he doing


di11deux

Waiting 40 minutes to order chick fil a, probably. It is CLT, after all...


salinecolorshenny

He always does that with his hand, every single picture I’ve seen of him with a “fan” he’s doing it. It’s like he saw some “cool” guys doing it in the early 2000s and decided that he was going to be cool too.


Problematikass

Why does Ed throwing gang signs ? That is my question


joker_boi_69

It's the ed gang


Nagatsukan

It's like a dick with only one ball


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mike3495

Well, he certainly wasn’t tall.


FreeFlier42

Big Ed is a dickhead


b_rouse

Team Rose all the way!


mexefrav

I don't see u wearing a mask, try to be safe bro


drchomicz

IDK if anyone cares but he said in another thread that he had it in his pocket for the pic


fafa5125315

big brain time - everyone knows covid doesn't spread when there's a camera lens pointing at it


[deleted]

He’s still standing right next to a person


DonyKing

Not like there's a fear of him breathing on him


Epic_Gamer2006

> In my pocket for the picture


Rgelz

why is he getting popular


mike3495

Thumb man


Straw_Nana

Careful, you could stomp on him


_ALL_FOR_ONE_

He looks Photoshopped...


mike3495

That’s what I thought when I met him


Bogardii99

Either Ed is tiny or op is a giant


lowfatyo

It’s both


mr_cool_thanos

OP is 6'7.


SqueakyWD40Can

Looks like a movie poster for Twins 2020


ChinJunYuan0320

John Cena on your right


tacooburitooo

They have the same foot size tho


mike3495

No


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JESUS CHRIST IT’S JASON BORN. bro you’re tall mashallah


xXshrekXx59

why ed throwing up the faze sign


Rajtheindiangod

You are tall Boi


Panzer-Hawk

Were you the only one who recognized him or was there a line to meet him?


where_is_jo

that should be a meme format lol


meliot13

My boi Ed giving me sonic the hedgehog standing next to humans type of vibes


rememe_edwoods

jesus he's oompa loompa


kmbrewps4

Looks like he meet you


Phirphire

That's a really good beard for a nine year old


janderson5252

Wow you’re so tall 😍


The-Redditor-Sir-Nap

That guy in the red shirt in the back ground is like “I feel like I’ve seen that mf before”