By - lpap66
Upvote if Elon musk should take over lwiay until pewdiepie comes back❤️
No emoji my friend that the fucking rule
use code blocks
How do I factory reset my brain?
Oh it's easy, just try to MLG Water from the top of Burj Khalifa.
r/fiftyfifty until you just decide to give up on life
r/Eyebleach it's a 100% sure yo reset your brain
Just back up your brain to iCloud lmao then get amnesia
If you still have a foreskin grab a rusty knife and just *cachinnng*
If you don’t drink some corona
How to use that?
on pc, select the thing you want in a code box, then click the three dots next to the reply button, and finally click the T on the square.
on mobile, either put 4 spaces before every line, or put three backticks at the start and end
Goddamn Redstone Wizards at it again
Goddamn Redstone Wizards at it again
I love you
I still love you
i’m still straight
That's what Elon Musk's peen looks like
ELON 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰his scrumptious peen 😙😙😜😜😜🥳🥳🤩🤩
Who gave that an award and why?
Shut up 🤬🤬🤬 you know you want it too🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫
I think people only downvoted this cause they had a stroke while reading it
People 👨❤️👨 downvote ⬇️ YO’URe ARE MOM!!!👩🏻🦳
Didn’t have to get personal
I think you all need
Thank you kind sir
What we really need is for the corona virus to develop organ shutdown already
yeah a rule made up by pretentious redditors who think they are better than everyone else because instagram bad reddit good.
lets not act like all of you that cry when people use an emoji on reddit aren't out here texting with emojis
Also no asking for upvotes
say sike right now
sike now say right
Ya win some ya lose some
Now you have 420 upvotes
Guess Elon is coming on. Can’t wait.
me: Born 69 days after the beginning of spooktober
i am born on 4/20
So was hitler
I was born on June 28
He is the chosen one.
I checked his twiiter, it's true
Checked his birth date, it’s actually true
He posted a meme about it as well
Elons balls are very musky
fanfiction writers: did you just understand me?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUNNY NUMBER HAHAHAHHAHA
I luv musk especially when he treats his workers poorly and busts unions its so wholesome
Haha sex number haha laugh guys because it’s sex
We laugh at the things we do not have.
Cooking sub, no memes
r/lostredditors to myself I’m sorry
What’s this gotta do with cooking?
He wrote a damn song
I cant belive you dont follow him. REMINDER TO FOLLOW HIM
Forgive me for i have sinned
You get one last chance Ill be following you
You’re right fuck
Why do you guys like Elon so much?
Because everything is a joke to him and the fact that he can live that way and own the most profitable car company in the world is amazing
it’s literally just a marketing strategy and he treats his workers like shit
For all who are wondering, I fact checked this and yes, there are 69 days between April 20 and June 28
r/redditmoment lol funny numbers and elon musk funny person lol
Why u posting this on r/cooking
I was born on 4/20
It is correct.
HE IS THE CHOSEN!
Elon you can't stop being awesome
I’m one day off, the 29th
Holy shit I have the same birthday as him
NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ELON
Finally, a twitter bio I can relate to
Why are you not following him
"Is it true ? Did that actually happen ? "
he is the chosen one!
Why aren't you following him, answer me coward
My sins have caught up to me, and i repented
Gosh, why is he so cool?
Why are you not FOLLOWING!!
its actually true i checked
He is the messiah
What happened at 4/20
Elon is a legend
Elon is the messiah
It’s real tho hehe
He is the chosen one
im born on 6/9
Now this post I liek
wow Elon musk 69 420! Real wholesome 100 moment am I right fellow 9 year olds and redditors, he should bring Keanu Reeves with him!! 😂😂 instagram cringe normie
Guys I almost went to the same university as Elon Musk...
He was born on June 28
April is 30 days long, and May is 31 days long. (30-20)+31+28=69. Nice.
or just search up 69 days after april 20th
I have always been happy to have the same birthday as Elon, but today I have reached a new level of honor
I have the same birthday lol
Watch everyone open twitter for the first time in 5 years and check if this is true!😆