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Weapon of mASS destruction

Weapon of mASS destruction

rainbowshulkerbox

"analysis"


MiraculousVenus

Makoto! You beautiful stack of pancakes you!


Aconite93

Queen best girl


Fireboy759

Thickest stack of pancakes this side of Mementos


jorgegalindov

Uh yeah, dara da da dara da da, baby baby, dara dada dara da da


CheerfulSunsinger

*"Miss, are you carrying any nuclear elemental weapons?"* \^\_\~


Masked_Deedeedoo

average r/persona5 post (its makoto porn)


Demolosse001

"Kiss her shiny metal ass!" If you know you know...


Intelligent_Trip8691

Lol still mrs lawson is ass effect lol


Liezuli

Before y'all have any more Persona 5 fan moments^^^^tm , Makoto is actually 18 by the time she joins you, since her birthday is in april.


Heartfroggix

This comment section is truly a persona fan moment


Dancing_Dragonade

Joker called her Queen for a reason


yohxmv

This outfit really highlights her assets


GetShanked333

ANALysis


Its-Birdley

Aren’t literally all of the girls in persona 5 under age?


Noctis-_001

How are you a fan of persona 5 and against fictional minors being lewded


UnlikelyKaiju

Makoto's 18. Haru is also over 18 by Strikers. Takemi, Kawakami, Ohya, and Chihaya are all in the 20-30 age range.


Toroknos_07

Not makoto I believe


Mkilbride

Yeah they are, but people are only care if you talk about Futaba. Which is hilarious as Kasumi is the same age and all the characters are within 1 year of each other.


evolved_mike

i love this sub


Nikwon

Goddamn Makoto


Wuilbar

She’s 17


jimbo80008

So am I, your point?


Jayku-162

Actually 18 im strikers


UnlikelyKaiju

She's actually 19 in Strikers. Her birthday is April 23, 1998 and Persona 5 is set in 2016. She turns 18 before Kamoshida has his change of heart.


Jayku-162

Ah, victory


Aidanator800

Hello Strikers, I'm dad


Jayku-162

Did you finally pick up that milk?


theallaroundnerd

She doesn't exist, lmao


Bzlongshotz

Judging by the title I think you all know where I’m going *Ahem* BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY AHYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Lynks6262

Fear’s awake Anger beat loud Face reality


Dsamali

Never beat charity


leopardo1313

The enemy you're fighting covers the whole society (damm right)


Dsamali

Mommy's not here, gotta fight (all night)


Skeletor118

Right here, shadow 10 o'clock direction


Dsamali

Seize the moment, they destroy the nation


PhanThief95

Your rhymes slow motion, give me motivation, freaked out now and dead on arrival (what)


Dsamali

Round up around, spit out, all over Rhyme like a rolling stone, coming in crowd


digoserra

Watch out, they move, they diss you loud Guess what, this sound it bombs whole ground (So round up)


MinerDiner

This was my immediate thought too


OoguroRyuuya5

She’s got nothing much going for her in the chest department compared to Ann and Haru so they really had to emphasise her ass. Reminds me of that infamous A1 shot of her ass from the anime.


chiguayante

Who needs a big bust when you got hips like that?


Either_Imagination_9

That’s where the budget clearly went.


JimmyCrabYT

at least these costumes look sick


Ultraaaaah

i don't even simp for makoto but why the fuck did they make her ass so big man


itzTHATgai

Joker's pelvis will remain thrusted.


MegaLCRO

Haha nice


PicaresqueWolf

Least horny Persona 5 fan


TheVainQueenOfVein

Hartman hips, huh. Guess I can dig it.


Darth_Analog

BABY BABY BABY !!


Nerfbeard123

guys she's 16


coke_hater739

she's 18 in strikers.


UnlikelyKaiju

19


trullyrose

WTF???????????/ YOU POINTED OUT THE AGE OF A CHARACTER???? IM SO ANGRY I MUST DOWNVOTE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


UnlikelyKaiju

Well, he's also wrong. Makoto's 18 for most of Persona 5 and is 19 in Strikers.


basedDOOM

She’s also not real.


dorotheaisbestgirl

Also isn’t she 17/18? She’s a senior, and her birthday is in April, so she’s likely 18


SuziStriker

16 is legal tho Edit: I live in Australia, 16 is the age of consent here.


jimbo80008

Sorry you got downvotes, too many Americans here, in like 90% of countries age of consent is 16, it's even 14 in iceland but yeah...


xDillx55

There are alot of people here that have never touched or have been touched by a woman. Female family members don't count.


Either_Imagination_9

My guy if this was Ann you’d be singing a different tune


xDillx55

How do you know my weakness?!


Either_Imagination_9

It’s not like you keep it a secret


Illustrious-Bell-282

Ass Assertive. Surprisingly good . Strategist.


Either_Imagination_9

This is a subtle way of saying waifu material


RefrigeratedSnakes2

I'm sorry I can't take my eyes off of Joker's absolutely awful posture


TMLBR

It's not a posture. *It's a pose.*


danny_sweetnuts

*Akechi’s* posture is better


Either_Imagination_9

Nah, Joker’s pose is the best


travrager25

he really doin the dio pose


HikikomoriGlory

M'ass.


YT-teox2481

Oh yeah! Da da da da da da da da! BABY BABY!


SlayerDoom_

r/beatmetoit


Goukenslay

why the texture look so high res? this a pc port or ps5?


Zero_Passage

Less horny persona fan


ComicDude1234

Y’all need Jesus.


Darkiceflame

Pretty sure Joker shot Jesus


chiguayante

Ialdabaoth is actually the god of the Old Testament, a false god pretending to be the All High, who is Jesus' father. According to gnostic sources from the 1st century AD.


ComicDude1234

Joker shot Yaldabaoth, a totally different figure in Judeo-Christianity. You can potentially play as Jesus if you have the Messiah DLC Persona, though.


YT-teox2481

Me rn 😂😐


Crazedkittiesmeow

Me rn 🤤🦶


megasean3000

Shiny.


tobywashere04

Type ass destruction persona 3 into YouTube, you'll thank me later


Jakerabbits

Sir mix a lot remix, thanks


iAlwaysFinance

Everyday is Wednesday at her house


elcivicogrande

What does this mean?


iAlwaysFinance

She got a wagon; Wednesday is informally known as wagon Wednesday. Therefore everyday must be Wednesday at her residence.


JohnSimpman

"Hump day" I believe is the joke


Goldmike1

Delicious. Best girl. Wait, how old was she again?


SGUnpaidIntern

Currently, she's in college so at least 18


UnlikelyKaiju

Her birthday's in April, so she's 18 in P5 and 19 in Strikers.


HeppyHenry

Pretty sure she’s 18 by the end of the game iirc, could be wrong tho.


AJgames29

By the end of the game, she's definitely 18. In fact, when you're officially introduced to her (as in learning her name), she's already 18 because her birthday is in April.


ruttinator

It's not illegal if you're pretending to be a 16 year old boy at the time.


araragidyne

Just don't try that in real life.


D4NKtrpr9001

In Japan consent is 13


YiNoX27

jail age sir


ThatMLPgamer

Not in Strikers! Haru too!


UnlikelyKaiju

Makoto's birthday is in April, so she's 18 within the same month that P5 starts and is 19 during Strikers. Haru's birthday is in December, so she's 18 by the end of P5.


YaBoiSplicer

Thicc


DragxnClaw

Underage


D-boi001

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Makoto_Niijima Check the age, see what it says


Niels_G

"That's the best part"


AceBlackKnight

😥


DragxnClaw

💀


ModsFuckedMeOver

the A in Makoto stands for ASS


Rezorblade

And M is for MASSIVE right?


GuitarHero6896

Fears awake anger beats loud face reality


EmmetBee

Never be charity


GuitarHero6896

Your enemy covers all Society (damn right)


DeliciousArcOreos

Mommy’s not here gotta fight (All night)


DaManX89

Mom's not here, gonna fight (all night)


GuitarHero6896

Right here shadow ten o clock direction seize the moment destroy the nation


JokerExplainsJokes

Your rhyme is slow-motion, give me motivation


Darkskinblackie

Freaked out now, and dead on arrival (What?)


GuitarHero6896

Round up around, spit out All over


JokerExplainsJokes

Rhyme like a rolling stone comin’ a crowd


GuitarHero6896

Watch out they move they diss you loud. Guess what this sound it bombs while ground so round up


FairyKnightTristan

Reminds me of this fanfic. ​ [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13967925/1/Smash-Bros-Origins](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13967925/1/Smash-Bros-Origins)


dootblade74

W-w-how-did-why-what the fuck did I just read? Yusuke why?!


PuddleOfSquirt

What costume set is this?


loyal_AAron02

Shadow ops


chot11

looks like shadow worker


Sc0rp0

😭guys😢ples🥺tell🤔what🤨costume😳set🥵


PuddleOfSquirt

Why you blowing up my spot like that.


Sc0rp0

😢


PuddleOfSquirt

Now I got another reason to replay the game


Sc0rp0

😢😭


AceBlackKnight

😱😳👍👍


DeadSparker

They really didn't have to give Makoto such cake But they did


Either_Imagination_9

You complaining?


DeadSparker

Nah. She's my favorite girl of the game (even though her ass is probably the last reason why)


SinsAreGold

Least horny makoto fan


DeadSparker

Fool. I'm just as horny as all the other ones. I just show it less.


Mjrbks

Top tier personality trait af.


SirAnalog

BABY BABY BABY BABY


Oceanstuck

clicked this post just to look for this comment


Ashinror

Oooh yeah, bada bah bah bah bah baba.


StylishDreams

Baby baby


Mike_Obrien23

And people wonder why Makoto is an S-tier waifu!


aPengwin1

the M stands for Makoto


SKT_Galatea

Niiceeee!!


scrambled_cable

Makoto’s got cake 🥵😳


The_haunted_weenier

r/Persona5 try not to sexualize minors challenge ((IMPOSSIBLE))


Lmfao35

She’s 18 in Strikers…


UnlikelyKaiju

19


abelrenmo

She's a fictional character, and she's not even a minor.


SlaineVi

r/persona5 try not to confused reality with fiction (((impossible)))


Lmfao35

I hate how you said that with that pfp


Darkerdead

Yall are so fucking annoying bro. Shut up Ofc you a r/okbuddypersona user too. One joke man, one joke


PixelatedMax01

Isn’t Makoto 18?


DatteAI

It's a fictional character..... And I mean have you seen the amount of teenagers on reddit? Back in my day reddit was used mostly by adults /s But for real, don't kink shame teens for liking persona characters man, don't gatekeep them, and if you speak of "adults" sexualizing characters ... I mean.... It's kind of hard to know who is a teen and who is an adult on reddit, for me they both write and think the same Maybe it's because I'm mexican but I seriously can't tell who is a teen or an adult in reddit so just chill and let people enjoy persona and their characters, go with your moral superiority to twitter if you feel so strongly about this "issue" Ten un buen dia compa


Catareachkon

redditors dont try to justify sexualizing children challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

Except they’re fictional characters you moron and you’re talking as if they’re pre-pubescent children. Stop being so sensitive you dumbfuck.


Catareachkon

redditors dont try to justify sexualizing children challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

They’re drawings


Catareachkon

you do realize this is the exact train of logic people try to justify lolis with, right? fucking creep


[deleted]

But I’m not talking about flipping lolis am I lmfaooo? I’m talking about Makoto who looks nothing like a pre-pubescent kid you idiot.


Catareachkon

redditors dont try to justify sexualizing children challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

She’s not a child lmfaoo


The_haunted_weenier

Deadass. Most of the replies are people justifying it


AceBlackKnight

How do you get downvoted for this Im gonna cry from how shit this sub is


[deleted]

Yep because there’s no issue cuz they’re fictional characters?


Camerupt_King

I mean, she's my current age in strikers, and I'm legally an adult, so I don't think it's a huge deal... but they also fail the "don't drool obsessively over make-believe women" challenge.


NachoRze

I think Makoto is 18, but yeah for most of the characters it's correct


DatteAI

It's a fictional character..... And I mean have you seen the amount of teenagers on reddit? Back in my day reddit was used mostly by adults /s But for real, don't kink shame teens for liking persona characters man, don't gatekeep them, and if you speak of "adults" sexualizing characters ... I mean.... It's kind of hard to know who is a teen and who is an adult on reddit, for me they both write and think the same Maybe it's because I'm mexican but I seriously can't tell who is a teen or an adult in reddit so just chill and let people enjoy persona and their characters, go with your moral superiority to twitter if you feel so strongly about this "issue" Ten un buen dia compa


AceBlackKnight

Ugh


The_haunted_weenier

Yikes


[deleted]

No one cares, they’re fucking fictional characters and drawings with arbitrary ages, fucking hell. Someone could say Makoto was 20 and I’d believe it because she’s literally just a drawing. Also she’s 18 by the end of the game anyway. Man you lot tryna police everything here is annoying as hell.


WhiteWolfofRivia0914

That's the thing that makes me laugh when people get into arguments over the best waifu and say things like "you guys know they're underage high schoolers right..." - clearly we're aging them up in our minds to be the same age as we are


sanic1658

child porn is illegal even if it’s virtual child porn, ofc people fucking cares it’s illegal you neckbeard


abelrenmo

> child porn is illegal even if it’s virtual child porn Putting aside that that isn't even true, nothing in this game constitutes pornography.


[deleted]

Except they’re not pre-pubescent children lmfao? Who exactly is being harmed when they’re sexualised? They’re not real.


sanic1658

you’re literally jacking off to a person resembling a child/teen/minor, and even if “no one is getting hurt” you’re drawing fictional child porn and like i said even if it’s virtual it’s still illegal


[deleted]

None of them resemble children? They’re all teenagers. If I never played Persona before and someone told me Makotnwas 20, I’d believe them. Would that make it ok then? Just changing a single number? They’re fictional and no one is getting hurt so what’s the issue? This doesn’t mean I’d go out with a teenager irl because I’m not stupid and I can separate fiction from reality.


AceBlackKnight

This is DISGUSTING


sanic1658

teens are still minors, if you’re jacking off to someone who is under the age of consent where YOU live (not in japan, i don’t give a fuck if it’s 13 there it only matters where you live) then it’s still illegal, child or not


[deleted]

They’re fictional characters that don’t even remotely act like children. No one cares, you can keep being sensitive though, I can separate fiction from reality however.


sanic1658

STILL A MINOR ARE YOU EVEN READING WHAT I AM FUCKING SAYING


AceBlackKnight

Dont even bother, sick fucks like this are pointless to talk to. The most one I hate are the ones with 'Im 16 too', 'its legal here' 🙁


DemiFiendJoker

They dont exist


[deleted]

Ok? They’re fictional, no one cares. Why are you getting so aggressive? Who exactly are you getting angry on behalf of? Makoto doesn’t exist, she’s not being hurt just because someone decided to make a comment about her ass.


maximuffin2

She ain't a minor >:)


DatteAI

Oh my


Comfortable-Respect9

Wish Kawakami had some cheeks -


D3AD_MEME

touch grass


The_haunted_weenier

Guys she 17


AceBlackKnight

Marry me for being the least horny persona fan ON THIS DAMNED SUB


AJgames29

She's actually 18 for most of the game because her birthday is in April (not going to justify it, just correcting you)


DatteAI

It's a fictional character..... And I mean have you seen the amount of teenagers on reddit? Back in my day reddit was used mostly by adults /s But for real, don't kink shame teens for liking persona characters man, don't gatekeep them, and if you speak of "adults" sexualizing characters ... I mean.... It's kind of hard to know who is a teen and who is an adult on reddit, for me they both write and think the same Maybe it's because I'm mexican but I seriously can't tell who is a teen or an adult in reddit so just chill and let people enjoy persona and their characters, go with your moral superiority to twitter if you feel so strongoy about this "issue" Ten un buen dia compa


AceBlackKnight

Doesnt DOESNT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER YOU SON OF A BITCH, if it's resembling an underage character your mindset goes off to liking young, same thing people defend who jerk off to lolis for, please Im gonna fucking blow up from how retarded this sub isss aaaa


The_haunted_weenier

Yes they’re fictional, but the fact that you beating your junk to a fictional character who looks and is a highschooler is concerning


Space_Monke64

And I’m 15


AceBlackKnight

And who gives a shit


sanic1658

and? that’s statutory rape technically, which is illegal


chiguayante

Lol wut? Statutory rape is when an adult has sex with a minor. It's not illegal for two teenagers to have sex, no matter what your momma told you.