FaMOuS PoliTiCiAN BRuTallY STabbED
By - onlysow739
Et Tu, Brute?
Am I using that right?
Et tu, Brute!
MINUSES ARE MADE UP!
ITS RIOT TIME
YOU DESERVE SLIGHTLY HIGHER GRADES!
I’m pretty sure it’s anus
"Let me have men about me that are fat... Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look."
CAESAR WAS AMBITIOUS, he tried to OUT PIZZA THE HUT
Wasn’t it “Tu quoque Brute fili mi”?
Nah, in the shakespearean text it's "Et tu Brute?"
The traditionally held view was that it was actually in Greek. "Kai su, teknon"
Most modern historians believe it was written in Chinese!:
工业革命及其后果对人类来说是一场灾难。 它们极大地提高了我们这些生活在“先进”国家的人们的预期寿命，但是他们动摇了社会，使生活变得不愉快，使人遭受侮辱，导致广泛的心理痛苦（在第三世界 身体上的痛苦），并对自然世界造成了严重破坏。 技术的不断发展将使情况恶化。 它肯定会使人类遭受更大的侮辱，对自然世界造成更大的损害，可能导致更大的社会动荡和心理痛苦，甚至在“先进”国家也可能导致更大的身体痛苦。
I have my own theory that it was written in Japanese:
I'm pretty sure it was in english.
"Brutus, what the fuck dude"
"And yousa too, Brute?"
I’m not bragging, it never lead anywhere...
The traditionally held view is that he actually said something like "aaargh" cause he was getting stabbed 20+ times and probably didn't have the presence of mind to come up with iconic one liners
The traditional held view is that he didn't actually say it
Maybe "Tu quoque du fromage"?
Omelette du fromage?
AU! Omelette AU fromage!
Brutus wasn't the son, but an old friend of Caesar. Also, there is a lot of doubt wheter Caesar actually did say something like that as he was murdered.
How do you pronounce quoque?
Et Tu, Breadstick?
Thank you, came here just for this.
Et me buddy.
Et tu, Cameron?
Want some eats too, Brute?
Eat tu Fruit! I’m pretty sure those were his dying words!
Et Tu, Fatty?
Shouldn't it be stabbed from the other side?
Nope. Fun fact, out of the 23 stab wounds, only 5 occurred while he was alive, and of those 5 only 1 was fatal, one of them stabbed him from the front straight between the ribs.
First one grazed him by Casca in the shoulder.
Second one was by Cassius who slashed him in the face.
Third one was by Titiedius, Cascas brother. This one stabbed him between the ribs and was the fatal wound.
Fourth one was by Decimus, stabbing him in the thigh.
Fifth one was by Brutus who stabbed him in the groin.
Et tu, bru- ah wtf why the balls?
Well Caesar was sleeping with his mom.
But then again his mom was single because his dad was killed by ceasers enemy, Pompey.
Lmao imagine your dad losing a fight with a volcano.
[I watched a documentary about that](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Joe_Versus_The_Volcano.jpg)
>of those 5 only 1 was fatal
Is that not usually how that kind of thing works?
Well, kind of. Of the 5 that occurred while he was allowed, it was only the 3rd one by Titedius that was fatal, which basically means from then on out he was guaranteed death. But that doesn’t mean he dropped dead instantly, so in the seconds before he did drop dead, decimus and Brutus got in stabs.
*gets stabbed four times*
“Ow, what an inconvenience!”
*gets stabbed again*
“Now I am dead.”
I mean, you can be stabbed in the heart, have both legs blown off, and your throat slit while you’re alive and all are counted as fatal blows, because they’re more often than not, going to kill you.
It’s just the final hit was from one of those attacks.
That’s what they’re saying.
Right. No doctor is gonna say, Cause of death: poisoning AND head exploded
Not quite what I’m saying, the last stab was not what killed him. It’s like if someone stabs you in the chest, tearing a whole in your lung, and as you suffocate somebody just stabs you in the hand. The hole in your lungs still killed you, but it wasn’t the final hit
How would we know this??
*Et Tu, Pizza Hut?*
I remember this. I love Alex Trebec.
With that depth I'm thinking they stabbed their floor as well.
Yeah but it was for the meme so it was worth it... Right?
That’s what I thought at first, but in the second photo the box is being held in the air, closer to the camera. I think the photographer picked it up so he could stab through it.
SOMEBODY SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR
Brutus was just as cute as Caesar!
Spoilers for Rome
Wait until March 15th
Beware the Ides of Mozzarella.
Lisa, your cigarette is backwards.
\*cries in Lisa Lisa\*
Eat two, Brute - Lil Caeser’s advertising their 2 for $10 deal
28 stab wounds
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
It was 23 btw
I was referring to Detroit become human
Also I did know that
Ah well another fun fact because fun facts are 80% of my personality
Of the 23 stab wounds on Ceaser (I specified on who because in the attack there was 1 case of friendly fire, where 1 conspirator missed and stabbed another in the arm) only 5 occurred while he was alive, and only 1 (by notably not Brutus) was actually fatal, a stab between the ribs
additionally, he was stabbed by the people he granted clemency (I think that's a pardon type thing?)
which is why Dante went out of his way to put the stabbers in hell in his fan fic.
Tell me a fun fact about the Byzantine empire.
In 1262, the byzantine successor state of Nicaea (Constantinople was seized by the 4th crusades Latin empire in 1202, so the empire broke up) sent scouts to look at the defenses around Constantinople to prepare for (another) possible Nicean siege to retake the city. They discovered that the Latin empires army was of campaigning, and neglected to leave behind a garrison, so the scouts just waltzed right through the gate and took the city kinda by accident.
As someone really into the Byzantine empire, I thank you. You are worthy of your title.
That’s cool thanks for the fun fact
Ave true to little Caesar
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Et tu Brute Brute.
**we should all totally like, stab Caesar!**
Et Tu, Bruchetta?
Not until March 15, jeez.
He should be squashed by a massive rock instead actually
after being ripped apart by the wind while fighting an aztec stripper
One might call this... a tragedy
Thought that fucker died a while ago
Interestingly enough, while this is clearly a reference to the stabbing of Julius Caesar, there actually was a man whose nickname was "Little Caesar": Ptolemy XV, or "Caesarion," and he was Cleopatra's son. He was also murdered, but the method has never been documented.
We can all thank Cleopatra's son for cheap pizza. Company pizza parties have never been more mediocre!
Stabbing of Julius Caesar colonized 44 BC
Gretchen Wieners finally cracked.
You should’ve dropped a rock on him as well
Seeing “worshipped Saban” made me do a double-take
Not again :(
Is it March already?
Wait till his wife Incontinentia Buttocks finds out.
Do you find it... _risible_ ... when I say the name...Biggus... _Dickusssss?_
‘Et tu, Brute?
can i post this next month? every year someone gets that ides of march karma
Little Caesar was Caesar and Cleopatra's son.
Sic semper little tyrannis
The only comment I came to see.
guys... I just realized something, I think Carl killed Caesar.
"I was upstairs in my room, reading a book, and well this guy walked in. So I walked up to him and I stabbed him 37 times in the chest"
I know Caesar was only stabbed 23 times and not all in the chest but whatever
Caaaaarl, that kills people!
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.
*gretchen wieners has entered the chat*
Anyone else just worried about this persons floor?
Into the floor! That's gonna leave a mark.
ITS NOT THE IDES OF MARCH wait a (bit over) a month and post this again
Brutus you asshole
Really? In front of my salad?!
The real reason for the fall of the Roman Empire
You too my child??
Legit thought this was TRAQUILA on vinyl
Ah yes. The infamous father killer; Bluetooth.
Pizza pizza, eat two brute
Shaker cheese tu, Brute?
Did u know the “pizza pizza “ voice is that of the actually creator of little Caesars
I like how they swapped to their paring knife for the precise kill.
Et tu, pizza's?
Flashback to an earlier post about butt crumbs 💀
post this on march 15th
et tu, papa john?
et tu, stuffed crust?
et tu, bread sticks?
et tu, dominos?
Et tu, brute?
Et me, buddy.
How does little caesars compare to Dominoes? We don’t have little caesars where I live.
Not as good but they have $5 one topping pizzas ready to go with no wait.
Let me guess, Cato stabbed him because he read a love letter from Ciceros sister infront of the entire senate. Or maybe a Helvetti soldier stabbed him for slaughtering most of the tribe. Or maybe Pompey stabbed him for destroying the republic. Or maybe Bibulus stabbed him for disrespecting his office of consul and ignoring his Vetos illegally.
No? Brutus, the random kid ceaser pardoned from pompeys side in the civil war, and ceaser gave him a province and promised him consulship? The kid who was the son of one of ceaser’s mistresses? That kid of all people?
It was Cato the younger whose sister sent the love letter, not Cicero. Cicero was there in the senate that day but most sources agree that he was not part of the conspiracy. Cicero was later killed by a legionary sent by Marcus Antonius after the formation of the second triumvirate. They put his head and hands on display in the forum. Poor Cicero never deserved that.
Oh oops, thanks for the correction
Wtf get this of here too gory
yeah theres blood and guts everywhere wtf and they didnt even bother to tag this nsfw
Wish the place i worked at had cool boxes like that.
Stabbed their knife right into the floor...
Should have waited until 3/15
He tried to out pizza the hut
Tell me of the infinite pizza Soos has
That’s what you get when you discontinue sesame seeds you sick fuck!
Gonna need about 20 more. I dont know how many it was I just threw out a number
Mother Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?
Points for this one, folks.
Bolsonaro be like
Oh my goodness, this is amazing! XD
If you get this joke you are a genius and I respect you
If you don't know, now you know
But it's not my birthday yet
Rip the floor
Et Tu, Noid?
r/historymemes seems legit
POV: Tu et Brute.
WTH, it’s not the Ides of March yet
Shit on the cat
Ah a fellow Bri'ish
That's just like, your opinion man
Et tu Brute...
Wrong side though.
i cant even tell if it’s Becky.
Et tu, u/onlysow739?
Careful, those look like nice floors
that knife is in the floor
I like the motion smear
It's a month too early
Only 44 BC kids would understand
too soon man, too soon
Wow. This is an old one
FFS, it’s not even March. I swear people are celebrating this earlier and earlier every year.