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FaMOuS PoliTiCiAN BRuTallY STabbED

FaMOuS PoliTiCiAN BRuTallY STabbED

Rexlare

Et Tu, Brute?


H0sken

Am I using that right?


Shugowoodo

Et tu, Brute!


Emictavice

MINUSES ARE MADE UP!


Daily-Shitpost-6669

ITS RIOT TIME


motodextros

YOU DESERVE SLIGHTLY HIGHER GRADES!


motodextros

I’m pretty sure it’s anus


DaMihiAuri

"Let me have men about me that are fat... Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look."


thatoneguy092

CAESAR WAS AMBITIOUS, he tried to OUT PIZZA THE HUT


Datguyboh

Wasn’t it “Tu quoque Brute fili mi”?


CakeRepulsive8227

Nah, in the shakespearean text it's "Et tu Brute?"


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PersusjCP

The traditionally held view was that it was actually in Greek. "Kai su, teknon"


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Ethnostate_Jim

Most modern historians believe it was written in Chinese!: 工业革命及其后果对人类来说是一场灾难。 它们极大地提高了我们这些生活在“先进”国家的人们的预期寿命,但是他们动摇了社会,使生活变得不愉快,使人遭受侮辱,导致广泛的心理痛苦(在第三世界 身体上的痛苦),并对自然世界造成了严重破坏。 技术的不断发展将使情况恶化。 它肯定会使人类遭受更大的侮辱,对自然世界造成更大的损害,可能导致更大的社会动荡和心理痛苦,甚至在“先进”国家也可能导致更大的身体痛苦。


Homuhomulilly

I have my own theory that it was written in Japanese: Burute-kun, doshio?


GraphicSparrow

I'm pretty sure it was in english. "Brutus, what the fuck dude"


nickel1704

Gungan* "And yousa too, Brute?"


Haggerstonian

I’m not bragging, it never lead anywhere...


MrTimmannen

The traditionally held view is that he actually said something like "aaargh" cause he was getting stabbed 20+ times and probably didn't have the presence of mind to come up with iconic one liners


GarbageBath

The traditional held view is that he didn't actually say it


Lucimon

Maybe "Tu quoque du fromage"?


godfatherinfluxx

Omelette du fromage?


Immrspy

AU! Omelette AU fromage!


JamesRian

Brutus wasn't the son, but an old friend of Caesar. Also, there is a lot of doubt wheter Caesar actually did say something like that as he was murdered.


owenboi

How do you pronounce quoque?


AdzyBoy

/ˈkwo.kwe/


doomman556

Et Tu, Breadstick?


Igotthisnow7

Thank you, came here just for this.


stuckonpost

Et me buddy.


Lvgordo24

Et tu, Cameron?


LosKenny

Want some eats too, Brute?


Blaxican87

Eat tu Fruit! I’m pretty sure those were his dying words!


Soggy_Cracker

Et Tu, Fatty?


iamamet

Classic Brutus.


aLittleTooInterested

Shouldn't it be stabbed from the other side?


AceBalistic

Nope. Fun fact, out of the 23 stab wounds, only 5 occurred while he was alive, and of those 5 only 1 was fatal, one of them stabbed him from the front straight between the ribs.


Grateful_Cat_Monk

First one grazed him by Casca in the shoulder. Second one was by Cassius who slashed him in the face. Third one was by Titiedius, Cascas brother. This one stabbed him between the ribs and was the fatal wound. Fourth one was by Decimus, stabbing him in the thigh. Fifth one was by Brutus who stabbed him in the groin.


Sethern7

Et tu, bru- ah wtf why the balls?


Rockytag

Well Caesar was sleeping with his mom.


AceBalistic

But then again his mom was single because his dad was killed by ceasers enemy, Pompey.


ONOMATOPOElA

Lmao imagine your dad losing a fight with a volcano.


The_mango55

[I watched a documentary about that](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Joe_Versus_The_Volcano.jpg)


WolfofNothing

>of those 5 only 1 was fatal Is that not usually how that kind of thing works?


AceBalistic

Well, kind of. Of the 5 that occurred while he was allowed, it was only the 3rd one by Titedius that was fatal, which basically means from then on out he was guaranteed death. But that doesn’t mean he dropped dead instantly, so in the seconds before he did drop dead, decimus and Brutus got in stabs.


-Badger2-

*gets stabbed four times* “Ow, what an inconvenience!” *gets stabbed again* “Now I am dead.”


The-Tea-Lord

I mean, you can be stabbed in the heart, have both legs blown off, and your throat slit while you’re alive and all are counted as fatal blows, because they’re more often than not, going to kill you. It’s just the final hit was from one of those attacks.


-Badger2-

That’s what they’re saying.


WolfofNothing

Right. No doctor is gonna say, Cause of death: poisoning AND head exploded


AceBalistic

Not quite what I’m saying, the last stab was not what killed him. It’s like if someone stabs you in the chest, tearing a whole in your lung, and as you suffocate somebody just stabs you in the hand. The hole in your lungs still killed you, but it wasn’t the final hit


crookedcrab

How would we know this??


[deleted]

*Et Tu, Pizza Hut?*


Degmago

Am I using that right?


ZippZappZippty

I remember this. I love Alex Trebec.


RedditAdminsAreScum-

With that depth I'm thinking they stabbed their floor as well.


IceGiant66

Yeah but it was for the meme so it was worth it... Right?


Otistetrax

That’s what I thought at first, but in the second photo the box is being held in the air, closer to the camera. I think the photographer picked it up so he could stab through it.


beanstalkerjack

SOMEBODY SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR


ravegreenbear

Brutus was just as cute as Caesar!


Mikolo_Game_On

*historial propriety*


Cinema_King

Spoilers for Rome


thescrapplekid

Wait until March 15th


bethebubble

Beware the Ides of Mozzarella.


PM_ME_ZELDA_HENTAI_

***SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAA***


WyattClawson6

Lisa, your cigarette is backwards.


BX56_YT

\*cries in Lisa Lisa\*


TheInternetShill

Eat two, Brute - Lil Caeser’s advertising their 2 for $10 deal


ResponsibleName5803

28 stab wounds


baddie_PRO

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?


AceBalistic

It was 23 btw


ResponsibleName5803

I was referring to Detroit become human Also I did know that


AceBalistic

Ah well another fun fact because fun facts are 80% of my personality Of the 23 stab wounds on Ceaser (I specified on who because in the attack there was 1 case of friendly fire, where 1 conspirator missed and stabbed another in the arm) only 5 occurred while he was alive, and only 1 (by notably not Brutus) was actually fatal, a stab between the ribs


Zeebuoy

additionally, he was stabbed by the people he granted clemency (I think that's a pardon type thing?) which is why Dante went out of his way to put the stabbers in hell in his fan fic.


VRichardsen

Tell me a fun fact about the Byzantine empire.


AceBalistic

In 1262, the byzantine successor state of Nicaea (Constantinople was seized by the 4th crusades Latin empire in 1202, so the empire broke up) sent scouts to look at the defenses around Constantinople to prepare for (another) possible Nicean siege to retake the city. They discovered that the Latin empires army was of campaigning, and neglected to leave behind a garrison, so the scouts just waltzed right through the gate and took the city kinda by accident.


VRichardsen

As someone really into the Byzantine empire, I thank you. You are worthy of your title.


AceBalistic

:D


ResponsibleName5803

That’s cool thanks for the fun fact


AnEngineer2018

Ave true to little Caesar


smeethow

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


Kallahan11

Et tu Brute Brute.


Kroniid09

**we should all totally like, stab Caesar!**


chikkeennung

Et Tu, Bruchetta?


MrCharismatist

Not until March 15, jeez. https://i.imgur.com/M8IHOpC.jpeg


nekobot12

He should be squashed by a massive rock instead actually


a_weeb_

after being ripped apart by the wind while fighting an aztec stripper


masterbatin_animals

One might call this... a tragedy


apeters521

Thought that fucker died a while ago


ChildofValhalla

Interestingly enough, while this is clearly a reference to the stabbing of Julius Caesar, there actually was a man whose nickname was "Little Caesar": Ptolemy XV, or "Caesarion," and he was Cleopatra's son. He was also murdered, but the method has never been documented. We can all thank Cleopatra's son for cheap pizza. Company pizza parties have never been more mediocre!


Tox1cTurtl3

Stabbing of Julius Caesar colonized 44 BC


SpottedShoreBreather

Gretchen Wieners finally cracked.


Officermeatball05

You should’ve dropped a rock on him as well


ZippZappZippty

Seeing “worshipped Saban” made me do a double-take


Rogue_Westwood

Not again :(


mattjon14

Is it March already?


turdfergusonn1

Wait till his wife Incontinentia Buttocks finds out.


VesperBond94

Do you find it... _risible_ ... when I say the name...Biggus... _Dickusssss?_


gflatisfsharp

‘Et tu, Brute?


jonnos

can i post this next month? every year someone gets that ides of march karma


webdevguyneedshelp

Little Caesar was Caesar and Cleopatra's son.


Wasted_Weeb

Sic semper little tyrannis


KennyGardner

The only comment I came to see.


yourmomsface12345

guys... I just realized something, I think Carl killed Caesar. "I was upstairs in my room, reading a book, and well this guy walked in. So I walked up to him and I stabbed him 37 times in the chest" ​ ​ ​ I know Caesar was only stabbed 23 times and not all in the chest but whatever


VesperBond94

Caaaaarl, that kills people!


BlooregardQKazooo

Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.


RoxanneBarton

*gretchen wieners has entered the chat*


A00087945

Anyone else just worried about this persons floor?


KingSmizzy

Into the floor! That's gonna leave a mark.


punk_loki

ITS NOT THE IDES OF MARCH wait a (bit over) a month and post this again


Tinypro2005

Brutus you asshole


imaginary_num6er

Little Caligula’s


Shantotto11

Really? In front of my salad?!


Ranelcohen

The real reason for the fall of the Roman Empire


[deleted]

You too my child??


XboxGenji

Legit thought this was TRAQUILA on vinyl


JayNam9012

Ah yes. The infamous father killer; Bluetooth.


Jacoman74undeleted

Pizza pizza, eat two brute


Occams_Razor42

Shaker cheese tu, Brute?


[deleted]

Did u know the “pizza pizza “ voice is that of the actually creator of little Caesars


AdequateAmoeba

I like how they swapped to their paring knife for the precise kill.


NetHacks

Et tu, pizza's?


jakethedumbmistake

Flashback to an earlier post about butt crumbs 💀


may_hemmacher

post this on march 15th


bob-loblaw-esq

Too soon.


FlowersInACup

et tu, papa john?


FlowersInACup

et tu, stuffed crust?


FlowersInACup

et tu, bread sticks?


FlowersInACup

et tu, dominos?


cactuswarwick

Et tu, brute? Et me, buddy.


7000milestogo

How does little caesars compare to Dominoes? We don’t have little caesars where I live.


CathieWoodisBAE

Not as good but they have $5 one topping pizzas ready to go with no wait.


AceBalistic

Let me guess, Cato stabbed him because he read a love letter from Ciceros sister infront of the entire senate. Or maybe a Helvetti soldier stabbed him for slaughtering most of the tribe. Or maybe Pompey stabbed him for destroying the republic. Or maybe Bibulus stabbed him for disrespecting his office of consul and ignoring his Vetos illegally. No? Brutus, the random kid ceaser pardoned from pompeys side in the civil war, and ceaser gave him a province and promised him consulship? The kid who was the son of one of ceaser’s mistresses? That kid of all people?


CathieWoodisBAE

It was Cato the younger whose sister sent the love letter, not Cicero. Cicero was there in the senate that day but most sources agree that he was not part of the conspiracy. Cicero was later killed by a legionary sent by Marcus Antonius after the formation of the second triumvirate. They put his head and hands on display in the forum. Poor Cicero never deserved that.


AceBalistic

Oh oops, thanks for the correction


Additional-Hippo-692

Wtf get this of here too gory


[deleted]

yeah theres blood and guts everywhere wtf and they didnt even bother to tag this nsfw


EccentricXXV

Wish the place i worked at had cool boxes like that.


gayforvonstroheim

#***SHIIIZAAA***


Odin1269

Stabbed their knife right into the floor...


runk_dasshole

Should have waited until 3/15


seventytwo_boxers

He tried to out pizza the hut


ZippZappZippty

Tell me of the infinite pizza Soos has


TiggyLongStockings

That’s what you get when you discontinue sesame seeds you sick fuck!


godfather_ghost_pep

Gonna need about 20 more. I dont know how many it was I just threw out a number


Kangheh4533

Good


Saito09

Mother Mercy! Is this the end of Rico? ... Points for this one, folks.


GabiDu23

Bolsonaro be like


abbzworld

Oh my goodness, this is amazing! XD


Authaeosplays

SHIZZZAAAAAAAA!!!!


BigVanVortex

If you get this joke you are a genius and I respect you


[deleted]

If you don't know, now you know


sonicfan2486

But it's not my birthday yet


poempedoempoex

Rip the floor


earnestlikehemingway

Et Tu, Noid?


techsergeant101

r/historymemes seems legit


DammitDan

POV: Tu et Brute.


Hwangso

WTH, it’s not the Ides of March yet


The_PMD

https://youtu.be/pRD7tjX_U10


Medical-Examination

Shit on the cat


succtro

Ah a fellow Bri'ish


QuarantineSucksALot

That's just like, your opinion man


NoHentaiNolyf

Et tu Brute...


Your-Doom

Wrong side though.


Medical-Examination

I’m not bragging, it never lead anywhere...


Haggerstonian

i cant even tell if it’s Becky.


Ljboy99

Et tu, u/onlysow739?


wandering-monster

Careful, those look like nice floors


suicide_badforyiu

that knife is in the floor


ay-papy

r/fakehistoryporn


Steelerboy1933

I like the motion smear


servicestud

It's a month too early


wine-for-dinner

Hail Cheeser!


JesterL

Only 44 BC kids would understand


bblack98

Pizza pizza!


angelgracess

too soon man, too soon


AgileImpakt

Wow. This is an old one


_ralph_

https://i.redd.it/yv51anpnvbpz.jpg


Baconwich

FFS, it’s not even March. I swear people are celebrating this earlier and earlier every year.