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  • By - Kbudz

AshTheDead1te

Dad looks like Steve Prefontaine


Yodelingondeeznutz

I’m getting Anthony Kiedis vibes


SilenceDobad76

I got American accent Christian Bale in a 70s film


J--E--F--F

I thought Freddy Mercury with a wig.


PsilocybinCEO

Yeah totally


widellp

Greetings Oregonian


Ninjafolife

Came here to say this!


themaskedpig

Wow, They look pretty good for their late 70’s


Sieze5

It’s the power of the stache.


Leapdemon

Glad I read this thread


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,064,759,593 comments, and only 210,121 of them were in alphabetical order.


HenKinkley

Amazing bot. How special xylophone your zebra.


Charming-Standard-76

Good bot.


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Sphagne

Good god!


stackjr

Good bot.


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


stackjr

Good bot.


Brian18639

Good human.


Shot-Dog42

Hot bod


BrianosaurisTex

Good heavens


peanutsfordarwin

John Goodman again.


KitWat

They look like they could be successful actors. Or mid-level drug dealers.


MicMacAttack

Or regular people in the 70s


nooshaw

They look typical of the people I partied with in the late 70s.


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Gym_Dom

Fuckin’ Mitch!


sanna43

I had a blouse very similar to that as well.


5432skate

Me too!


oneletterman

It is crazy how much healthier people used to look in the US.


DragonflyGrrl

This was before they started putting high fructose corn syrup in fucking *everything*.


DaFugYouSay

I think these are extra nice specimens even for the seventies.


Potential_Leading752

I was born in 1972 and my parents were both ^(if you count working for Oklahoma PBS as acting)


graveybrains

If you told me his dad was Sam Elliott, I’d fucking believe it.


jondes99

Easily fooled by mustaches?


graveybrains

Too be fair, that’s one hell of a mustache.


TubeSteakForYourMom

![gif](giphy|cIS1gigXfH0k4U7lrj|downsized) There he is


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Bclay85

"Jesus Vick." "Oh this is much better than Jesus!"


zfrankland

They still together?


Kbudz

Married 25 years, he passed away


zfrankland

That’s sweet they stayed together. You should post a more current pic.


InadmissibleHug

He’s dead, I don’t think he will look so good


widellp

Reading isn't franks strong suit..


drnkrmnky

The strong suit is a hot dog bun depending on which Frank you ask


AdmiralShawn

Not with that attitude


ownleechild

Your dad is Sam Elliott?


Kbudz

Never noticed before haha there is a resemblance


BarefutR

I see Anthony Keides


cncomg

Looks a lot like Anthony kiedis’ dad when he was younger. I only remember from the inside pictures of Scar Tissue which I read 15 years ago so I could be wrong. Pretty sure they called him smoky something or other. Sorry I really can’t be bothered to Google this stuff right now.


jane7seven

Blackie!


pinguaina

I think your dad is way more hotter!


imhigherthanyou

I saw Christian Bale


peanutsfordarwin

American Hustle.


AfterTemperature2198

Mom looks like Joni Mitchell


naruda1969

Lily Rader


Commercial-Medium-85

I see Jack Pearson for some reason


BrightFireFly

I also saw Jack Pearson


emmadaboobear

Definitely rocking the Jack Pearson ‘stache era. Which took place in the 90s so I guess Jack was channeling the stache he wish he had in the 70s 😂


SluttyDrPepper

I was thinking long-haired Tom Selleck


Expensive-Let3055

Gar


trap_shut

And her mum is Jodie Foster.


PastChair3394

Nah she’s gwyneth Paltrow


KC19771984

I thought he looked a bit like Christian Bale.... Either way, what a gorgeous couple!


TubeSteakForYourMom

Your dad is Vic from F is For Family


HeavyMetalTriangle

You know what? You know what?


worsenperson

Very handsome couple 🙂


MA357R0

Oh man, I can almost smell the weed and hear the Frampton live album playing on the turntable.


Zorplaxian

Was your dad a fucking rockstar? Hot damn!


MissRockNerd

What are Joni Mitchell and Joe Walsh like in real life?


ManWithTerribleSmell

Looks like Llewellyn and Carla Jean Moss


canteen_boy

Such a great movie


ExileOC

That mustache on your dad is legendary.


R0osteryo

Your dad can git it


Rashaverak9

Anthony Kiedis?


Segamaike

The girl doesn’t seem underage, so no


1f33L51Ck

Damnnnnnnnn


TitilatingTempura

That's what I was thinking lol


LizRoze

Same!


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That is a fine looking couple.


rodPalmer18

Your dad looked like Billy Crudup in almost famous


wowsosquare

This is peak 70s right here. Respect.


UrbanAchiever34

Your dad looks like he’s in his 40s and your mom looks 14


intripletime

To be fair, that thick stache ages him 15-20 years minimum.


Breakfest-burrito

I'm sure that's how he said it to the cops too


PinoForest

i came here to say this lmao she looks like his daughter


Ontheroadtw

That’s what he loves about those highschool girls.


makoadog

I can hear Freebird in this pic


catincal

Your parents are beautiful.


sporifix

Every girl I knew in high school had that exact shirt.


RetroRedneck

Mustaches need to make a comeback


chocoholic24

Wow they are both gorgeous!


Perenium_Falcon

I would walk right up to that man on the street and ask where to get shrooms. Great looking parents.


Chaosity669

I assume his mustache is the source of his power


Nakedguybehindyou

It was such a better time to be alive.


Jamfour9

Your dad was one sexy MFer omg 😳


keldration

I’m guessing you’re good looking? Being as your parents are Joni Mitchell and the Marlboro man.


Geneshairymol

Hellooooooooo daddy.... mmm mmmm.


myexistentialcrisis0

I love them! We need a later or more current photo.


gladeye

Can confirm. I was there (the 70's). They have the vibe. Californian?


ActualWheel6703

Beautiful couple.


mfldmike

Old man has an epic stache…good look


mochatsubo

Dad’s hairstyle and stash is kinda coming back in fashion.


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I smell dope.


doublecutter

Ya, i was gonna ask if he’s in the middle of rolling a joint in his lap when this photo was snapped.


Majestic1968

Wow he's hot.


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If Jodie Foster and matthew mcconaughey got married


nick-pappagiorgio65

James Taylor and Joni Mitchell


Ghonaherpasiphilaids

Did your dad play guitar for stillwater?


Cavscout2838

I keep gettin older, they stay the same age.


Lolthelies

Yeah, he looks 28, she looks 13. Not saying that’s the case, I have no idea, just at first glance.


Cavscout2838

My comment had more to do with him looking like mcconaugheys character from the movie than her looking too young.


hesaidshesdead

I'll probably get banned for this, but I'd imagine the sex that produced you was pretty good.


wowsosquare

VERY TACTFUL


MicMacAttack

You guys with the age gap.. smh! that's what a typical 20+ year old looks like before all the filters, makeup, plastic surgery, botox, youtube and tiktok. Natural human.


IReplyWithLebowski

Really? I’ve never seen a real girl before.


_____DEAD_____

Do typical 20 year olds exist anymore?


Gurthy_Lengthiness

She wanted a moustache ride


PhilLuckyCat

The moustache is the true father, the man is just the host


Good-Article4194

Cookie duster


Treefarmer52

Womb broom


jharrisimages

Dad looks like Billy Crudup from Almost Famous. ![gif](giphy|XAD5bobPExgVq)


makattack24

There it is. THE couch. IYKYK.


St_Lawrence_

Your dad is a perfect mix of Sam Elliot and Chris Klein


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Handsome couple


rmks8285

Your dad kinda reminds me of a younger Sam Elliot. Great pic!!


PMaggie

It would be interesting to see how they look now. We all had our hippie looks back then. Now most of us look exactly like the people we were trying not too. :)


Kbudz

My dad had the stache til he died lol


Valcutio

Well, alright, alright, alright!


irascible_Clown

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Arizona would it


[deleted]

My old hippie parents looked exactly the same too! Love it. Natural beauty


Kbudz

I confirmed with my mom and she said this was actually 1980, their engagement photos taken by photographer Ann Simmons-Myers of Tucson


Thehollander

Jodie Foster?


Creepy_Story_597

I would bet you a very good looking person judging by your parents


hisfirewithin

I can smell this photo. Cigarettes, incense, beer. Smells like home.


Geek_off_the_streets

Mom looks 16 dad looks 30.


Sweet-Jello8312

Eric and Donna lol


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Sorry but, well, no. These 2 look to have been much more hippie. Not to mention they literally look nothing like them lol.


Nicserack

First thought, Tom Selleck and Jodie Foster


_xXmyusernameXx_

Alright alright alright


ThatCheekyBastard

They look a little younger than 70. Maybe 50.


sunrise_speedball

I’m gonna guess and say they stayed together through the years.


BellaZoe23

They look like my friends


vorrhin

Can I have your dad's number?


mookormyth

Give it away, give it away, give it away now!


CivilSympathy9999

There's an aluminum sonic rolling tray under the couch.


mkayyyy01

Your mom gives me “hey all you cool cats and kittens!” vibes.


TexasCon

That’s one lush caterpillar on your old man’s upper lip


The_Great_HamSack

Pops has a wicked stash.


AVBforPrez

Do they have any acid I can buy?


maxnaka13

Mom looks like Susan Dey.


sabersquirl

Your dad looks like the 70s love child of Christian Bale and Daniel Day Lewis


inkedaddy31

Sick Stache bro 👊


buttonman001

Need to see a now picture.


Blueyedevilll

Thought that was Sam Elliot


NoodLih

Is your dad Anthony Kiedies?


mgw783

And who wants a mustache ride 🤠


sideways-squid

Respectfully, OP must be pretty fine


hayden3rd

Your parents made a beautiful couple


nthcxd

Soon late 2070s would be closer in time than when this picture was taken.


Bigalbass86

Not gonna lie, that’s a good looking couple.


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Your dad has great eyebrows


PrimalxCLoCKWoRK

I'm not gay, but I'd ride tf outta your old man's mustache.


AndaYahya

damnnn i dont know whos hotter your mom or dad


MikeyNapoli

If this isn't old school cool I don't know what is! One of the best photos I've seen on here. Perfectly captures that time too. Very good looking couple I might add.


Gan-san

That stache. That slightly raised brow. Your dad's awesome.


Substantial_Film5358

Oldies goldies 👍


13InchesMadeOfYew

Why does that guy look like Milo Ventimiligo from This is Us?


powelljackd1

That’s a pretty cool looking dad right there.


powelljackd1

Dad looks like Christian Bale’s new role.


AcctJustSoICanBitch

Why did "Fortunate Son" just start playing?


Reiberjakobsson

Is your dad the lead singer in red hot jalapeño peppers?


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One lid or two?


Wuntoothrie

Now, you know that none in this sub knows what that means ... Ok, well, maybe a few.


[deleted]

Exactly 😘


pistonkamel

One sarsaparilla there barkeep


FreshPrintsCoralton

Alright alright alright.


shotsup

Bobby Nystrom


mehediaaaaaaaaa001

Mom looks like she's 15


Aww_Uglyduckling

Your dad looks like he steals your milkshakes.


wiggum55555

Straight from the set of “No Country For Old Men”…. cool


hthkeeper

Magnificent ‘stache!


iam13carat

Where are the kids? Fuck if I know - backyard or something? Cool.


clarkstud

Kids are nowhere to be found. Probably outside riding bikes and climbing trees.


EVIL-EMPIRE-II

Getting some “Be a whole lot cooler if you did” vibes.


Burly13

Considering how people looked back then, they are both probably 16 years old. Haha.


Mariwina

Your dad had a sick 'stache.


amorosky

Yeah, they look like typical young couple that I collected paper route money from...always loved getting tips of $0.25/week or more, lol! Most paid the exact amount...but I didn't hold it against them, they still got their paper neatly folded where they wanted it.


cheemeechang0

Dad stache really cool.


ellefleming

You've gotta be gorgeous. 💜 😉 Your dad.


blueyork

Your mom looks like Eve Plum.


Shep432

Your dad looks like young joe Walsh to me lol such a cool photo


Ok_Organization_1420

Your mom is adorable


irishartistry

Your mother looks identical to my cousin, it's actually freaky. I had to do a double take. Wow.


EJCret

Hot damn… nice gene pool. You must be striking too


John_Wicks_fn_pencil

FanStachetic


ringobob

She looks like she's 20, but passes for 15, and he looks like he's 23, but passes for 35.