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Sky_Hawk3340

Their faces! 😆


Heisenberg0712

They look so happy :)


lyricmeowmeow

Don’t think they were complaining :D


tideshark

Right after she passes: “What were we doing again?”


Virama

"I need a toilet break"


Itsrawwww

“I’ll be in my bunk”


IamLaden

Username checks out.


allmappedout

The hero of canton the man they call Jayne


DickyD43

Ok Tsitsipas


Manchyyy

Imagine if the world was flipped around and women got happy and excited to see male streakers like that lmao.


CarswithElectric

SNL did this with Tom Brady and sexual harassment


LuLo42

We do. Depends how good looking the guy is, though.


Panthropoly

I was gonna say: this girl is very pretty. I have known many women in my life who would not inspire the same… mirth.


Ha-sheesh

You can't even see her face dude


ccvgreg

Her face clearly doesn't matter look at the rest of her.


Ha-sheesh

The rest of her is very attractive yes


Beddybye

But...when people talk about a girl being "pretty", aren't they usually referring to their face? That's what confused me.. Edit: downvotes for asking a damn question? Thanks to those who answered it, tf..


ccvgreg

Usually, but there's a lot of leeway on her face given that she is rocking that figure. I personally don't think her face matters one bit.


rottengammy

But we can see her tush :)


leCrobag

she has a face?


Aldofresh

Ouch


Jawadd12

What if it was Quasimodo? Would the thought of his potential romanticism and good heart suffice?


Cereal_Bagger

Depends on the size of his wiener


Jawadd12

The commentators thought that he was limping on a cane


MOOShoooooo

Third leg problems.


Dr_SlapMD

Quasimodo definitely had a serious hog.


Frontpage_Cleanup

i think we all know there's a very different reaction to a fairly attractive woman streaking at a mens event and a fairly attractive man streaking at a womans event


nikhilgv

Can confirm! My wife went into a trance this one time when we were walking through a park and a topless muscular guy jogged past us.😂


ElijahLordoftheWoods

As a gay man I also do this.


TeamSuitable

As a straight man I also do this.


South-Builder6237

Sorry about that.


MrsValentine

The tradition of streaking has never been limited to women!


Psykerr

Well I mean this is the most exciting thing to ever happen during a tennis match.


35_56

Lmao Washington looks like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2 and Krajicek looks like he's 15 and just snuck in to his first strip club with a fake ID


OneFreamon

“I’m fine with this”


mcspongeicus

My favourite part is how their racquets are touching....


SemperFate

A very subtle highfive


BradC

Just the tips.


Kelldoza

I didn’t even notice that. I went back to check and busted out laughing when I saw that.


webbisode_andronicus

The score is now love-love


steevo301

This didn't get enough love Edit: Now it did, please stop.


HOT_MOLDY_CUM_BREATH

I used to date a tennis player but love meant nothing to her


Wh1te_Cr0w

Username tho (ಠ_ಠ)


SC487

She got a warning, I wonder how many phone numbers she got along with it.


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Frogs4

Not in the UK, I think. Disturbing The Peace maybe.


thehibachi

Yeah streaking isn’t THAT unusual. Maybe at Wimbledon though!


Larry-a-la-King

You are the home of Lady Godiva lol.


King-Cole

Well, she's definitely disturbing my piece


SC487

You mean she would or I would? Its too early for me to figure this out.


Phagelab

The Senate will decide your fate.


critical_cowabunga

Senator Palpatine is never nice


MOOShoooooo

Have you seen Vader’s suit? That was free of cred charge. Loyalty is all Papa Palps asked for in life. Like here’s your castle in Lava Land, take some specialty modded TIE fighters. Yo Vade, you need a Mof and capital ship? PP got you. It honestly goes to show how jealous family can be and how your closest loved ones can mess up your entire career, just like that.


lone_wolf_13

I AM THE SENATE.


no1uknowanymore2

Joe Manchin?


spacedude2000

We can let the jury decide.


SC487

I'm Innocent. I only flash my wife after a shower.


Bhenny_5

Pervert!!


tdot-hdot

Yes


adamMatthews

In the UK being naked is only illegal if you do it with the intent to alarm or distress someone. So it’s not okay to flash your bits to a random stranger on the bus. But running around in front of a crowd won’t get you arrested for being naked, because you’re not targeting anyone. It could get you into legal trouble for other reasons though, e.g. trespassing.


Lord_of_Hedgehogs

This didn't happen in the US.


GreyGanado

I don't believe you.


PeteLeaman

You can get away with a lot if you're hot


TheCanadianDoctor

I grew up chubbier, failed some classes in college that were only offered in first semester so I had to take 8 months off. During that time I got fit. When I got back to college it was like night and day on how people treated me.


ScreamingDizzBuster

I've gone the other way. I used to be quite fit, then I got chubby. People are way less friendly now, which I presume means they (either consciously or unconsciously) no longer want to fuck me, and therefore have less motivation to be kind. Looking back, makes me wonder how much of my life was defined by an attitude towards me that was based on physicality.


TheCanadianDoctor

I think about it as if looks and money are the same, the sexier you are the more shit folks are willing to put up with. When you're fat, you HAVE to bring something to the table. Notorious BIG got his dick licked daily for his sheer amazing skills. I think it was Bill Burr on a rant that paraphrased went along the lines of "I hate it when ugly guys complain that girls only want good looking guys. Fuck off and develop a personality, do something like learn guitar or being funny like the rest of us". Or how the Red Green show said it: "If the women don't find you handsome, they should atleast find you handy". And I am in the same boat as you, I have since gotten fat again because of Covid. But I am hitting the gym again so we'll see.


DrKurtChillis

Upvote just for the Red Green reference 🍁 Edit: and also The rest of the post lol


sillystupidslappy

the red green quote mostly though. Fuck that show was amazing, I loved the episode where he made a cigar car riding lawn mower that was like 40 feet long


kevin9er

The best life is to start ugly, get past it, and then become hot late in life.


TheCanadianDoctor

It will useally result in you being a down to earth person which is no a bad trait to have.


Fvoltes

And same with money, most rich people don’t value what they have, but people who started from the bottom do.


Hank_propane_Hill

Getting your diet in order will get more results then the gym. I too gained A ton of weight during Covid. Starting counting my macros and lost 30 pounds over 18 months. .25 pounds a week is realistic weight loss while also still having an enjoyable food menu. Good luck


TheCanadianDoctor

"ounces at the gym, pounds in the kitchen" is a good rule of them. The equation you're trying to balance is: Calories absorbed verse Calories expended And one side of the equation is WAY easier to change than the other.


beakersandbitches

Same here. I used to be pretty fit and got some amount of attention and niceness directed at me. Now I've let myself go a bit (not visibly overweight), but it's remarkable how invisible I've become.


ScreamingDizzBuster

Yeah that invisibility takes some getting used to. Occasionally some woman looks at me on the street and before when it happened I used to think "I must be looking good", but now I think "she must be wondering why they let that dude out without a bag on his head".


Z0idberg_MD

It’s the same as a guy. When I got in shape women treated me much better, but also other dudes. I also assume women treat you differently?


billbixbyakahulk

Been there. Yes, I get treated a lot differently. It's very interesting, too, because people mostly think about looks in relation to sex appeal, but literally in every area of your life, people treat you better. Things down to just getting assistance in a store, for example, or getting the bare minimum of service versus them sticking around to remind you of deals or offer helpful advice. Or how people will show up on time for you or do you little favors.


AvtrSpirit

Yo! Have you noticed that losing weight is like a full-time job? I got in shape when I was unemployed for a bit, but now that I'm working full-time I'm ballooning back up. People who have lost weight while working a full-time job, please help.


Jonoczall

I’m gonna take a stab here: • Are you doing weekly meal prep? • Is there anyway at all to schedule 1hr a day in the gym. For the first one, you have to be okay with humbling yourself regarding diet choices. View eating as only a function to survive. For the second, it’s a matter of priority. Might have to do some serious reflecting and shave off those activities that are eating away at your time.


AvtrSpirit

\- No. Yeah, you are right about the humbling that needs to happen. \- Yes! I've been relying on home workouts but that also gives me an easy out. I'll try building some form of pre-commitment. Any tips on healthy snacking? Specifically, looking for alternatives to eating my feelings when work anxiety comes up.


Jonoczall

Okay great on the exercise. Honestly, if your goal is simply to stay slim, your real focus should be diet. Weekly meal prep of a healthy meals will go a long way. As for snacks, I simply try to keep unhealthy snacks out of the home. Make snack bags of nuts and fruit for work. Also your comment gives insight into your relationship with food; as a means of dealing with stress. Not to get all deep in you, but I imagine figuring out healthy coping mechanisms and identifying your sources of stress will go a long way as well.


AvtrSpirit

Thanks so much, friend!


DrawingCurious4161

I just want to point out that while they’re healthy, nuts as snacks are very calorically dense and can absolutely prevent you from losing weight. I’d rather incorporate nuts into meals vs having them as snacks. Best snacks are going to be low calorie and high volume. You can eat an ENTIRE bag of popcorn (not even anything special, just microwaved popcorn) for around 100calories. That’s about 10 nuts.


OkamiNoKiba

Fruit is always number one for snacking, I'm always seeing people recommend frozen grapes and apples. If the texture doesn't put you off adding a tablespoon of chia seeds to my drinks has helped me stay feeling full and they're loaded with fiber and protein. I've been putting them with my crystal light packets, the flavor helps me get over the texture (especially strawberry or pomegranate flavors).


AvtrSpirit

Thank you! Fruits I can do, and the frozen version would make it super convenient, so that's a great tip. Will make an effort to try out chia seeds too.


thehelldoesthatmean

If your goal is weight loss, fruit is not great for snacking. It's loaded with sugar and typically has almost as many calories as equivalent sizes of junk food. Vegetables are the way to go for healthy snacking. An entire cucumber is like 35 calories. Slice that up, sprinkle it with lemon pepper and a small amount of salt, maybe some hot sauce or something, and you've got a pretty filling snack for virtually no calories.


PhoenixFireBelle

Air pop or stove popped (with olive oil) popcorn. You can any spices you want. Immediately after dumping the hot popcorn into a bowl, I add basil, oregano, chili powder and salt. So long as the popcorn is still hot, the chili powder and salt will cling to it; the basil and oregano sort of stick. It's a low calorie, high fiber snack! I've also done hot sauce popcorn by adding the hot sauce to the oil on the stove. It's a subtle kick. Note: it is harder to keep the popcorn from burning with the hot sauce affecting the oil temp.


WexExortQuas

It's really all about eating. The mental hurdle it takes to make eating literally a need instead of a romantic getaway is what fucks people on. Get rid of the sodas and juices (lots of sugar), all the shit processed foods and high sat fat things, stick to high protein foods and snacks, and then STAY on it. You'll be amazed how much better you feel and the energy you have even after as little as two weeks. Meal prep is the Satan's asshole of losing weight I swear


Megabyte7637

You literally have to change your entire lifestyle to achieve one goal, that's why people *don't do it or can't.*


TheCanadianDoctor

You have to know your goals and just do it. My work out is about 2 hours. So 8 hours at work, 2 hours at gym, 8 hours to sleep, that leaves 6 hours to cook, clean, travel, shop, chores, time for SO, ect. It takes a lot. There are no short cuts for weight lifting. But if you're only concerned with the scale, calories are your enemy. 2000 calories is the rule of thumb for a fully grown adult male. You just have keep track of input and output. You can cut time at the gym, but you have to watch what you eat. But you'll find that healthy food to go is $$$. so get cooking to save money or get working to afford food. Also helps if you don't mind raw vegetables. A stick of celery is ~6 net calories. So grow your ears and eat that shit straight if you want to be full. Fruits aren't the worse for you, but go for raw again since you're going for the fibers and no the sugar.


TryingToBeUnabrasive

It’s the opposite for me. I was much better about consistently going to the gym and eating better when I had the consistent schedule from a full time job. You can get yourself into a loop that’s hard to fuck up.


HyperIndian

Make time for gym. Either early in the morning or right after work. Just do it. It sucks. It's tiring but 3 months from now, you'll thank yourself for the hard labour. Repeat


rude_ooga_booga

Eat less carbs and eat fat to lose fat


Imapony

I had an almost romantic comedy level transformation between 10th and 11th grade. Over the summer my braces came off, acne vanished, I put on some muscle, and stopped dressing like a dweeb. High school became completely different for me, it was kind of surreal.


TheCanadianDoctor

It honestly made me a little more shy since I wasn't use to the kind of attention I receiving. But hey, no you have an idea of who was attractive as a highschooler by how much they enjoyed their experience.


tahonick

I had a similar experience. Was very overweight in 10th grade. Was gone for a year and came back In 12th grade 105 pounds lighter. Girls that previously made fun of me were hitting on me because they didn’t recognize me. Everyone else was generally just nicer to me.


TheCanadianDoctor

It's true, I was told "I didn't recognize you at first!" As well. But hey, I learned to be funny while ugly so I had something to fall back on during the Covid-45 that hit my waistline.


useles-converter-bot

105 pounds of vegan poop being burned provides 789239.19 BTU.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Good bot.


useles-converter-bot

thanks :)


MVIVN

I’ve had the same experience in both directions so I can 100% assure you this is accurate. I was really fat in my late teens/early 20s right when I was starting University, then started working out a lot and got really fit for about 2 years, then unfortunately regained the weight again. That 2 year window when I was fit, I made so many more friends and people would actively flirt with me. During the times when I was fat (still am currently) it’s like you’re invisible and some people are just outright hostile.


AdditionalCatMilk

Some of that is probably because you were carrying yourself with more confidence too


croutonaccelerator

Also, the nunchucks and ninja uniform.


DeathByLemmings

Legit humans trust attractive people more inherently. Though I agree that putting out good energy normally wins through regardless


FaeryLynne

It's a big reason why many serial killers are good looking, or the "average helpful neighbor" type - people inherently trust them because they are either hella attractive or so average that "they look like they'd be a nice person"


TheCanadianDoctor

Nah, I was always confident. It was pretty much looks solely. Now I was more confident in other parts of my life, but socially with friends it was the same. People just treat more attractive folks better ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ .


Cereal_Bagger

What if I’m confident everywhere but my wiener


tylerrosefan

I'm confident about your wiener.


TheCanadianDoctor

Working out can still help. And if you think intimacy starts and ends with your dick then you need to reevaluate. There's oral, toys, kinks (that don't involve your penis), and more. Good sex isn't solely about the orgasm.


linkedlist

I'm glad you're being brutally honest about this, I'm so fed up with the whole "oh no one judges you it's how you behave". People really do fucking judge you based on look to a disproportionate degree and I'm tired of pretending they don't.


TheCanadianDoctor

Some folks just need to hear it.


matcap86

Jup was very fit, and decent looking all through my twenties. Hit my 30's got sick, hit by ptsd inspired burnout. Gained 15kgs and look a bit haggard all the time. Quite the difference.


Rs90

Not really. Losing weight can help but being fit doesn't grant auto-confidence in your self. People just genuinely treat fat people worse. It makes people uncomfortable tbh. Weight is sort of a "don't talk about it" thing in the US. So most try and rush through interactions as fast as possible when you're fat. That was my most noticeable difference after losing my weight. People weren't giving me as much high pitched "heyyy" kind of interactions like they were talkin to a child and rushing through any conversation. They wanted to talk and be in my presence instead of sweeping me under the carpet.


GAF78

I lost 70 lbs when I was a college freshman and I noticed this shift. I gained it back a few years later and noticed another shift. Lost it again a few years later and yep, it was definitely real and not my imagination. Gained it back again (yeah I know) and yep…same shift. Years later I had surgery and lost 100+ lbs and it’s *a little* less profound now that I’m past the age where people view me as a potential mate (and it’s also possible that in middle age I’m less sensitive to what people think or the more subtle differences in how they respond to me) but I still get more respectful treatment and seem to get the benefit of the doubt in situations where I didn’t just a couple of years ago. I get invited to things, people want to be my friend, people don’t seem to look right through me like I’m not there…


TyrantJester

Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don't be unattractive.


PhaseThreeProfit

Profit


xShadey

Yeah I was thinking that as well. It is kind of messed up but I mean I can’t really blame people since we’re biologically wired to think attractive = good


South-Builder6237

Not speaking in terms of genetics here, and not to sound like I'm being a completely superficial asshole, but there's somewhat of a truth to this. It's even somewhat instinctual. Attractiveness can be very much added to a person by taking care of themselves. Thus it shows a person's mentality of how they treat themselves their habits and disciplines, etc. Good skin, good teeth, good body, nice hair. even smile have a large part to due with our instincts in viewing the health and attractiveness of the other sex.


xShadey

Yeah that’s true. Im not denying that to an extent your attractiveness does show off your health (not having deformities, being fit, having decent hygiene etc). But like beyond that it’s mostly just genetic luck whether you’re the next Angelina Jolie or a 4 chan basement dweller


South-Builder6237

Well yes there's the genetic lottery aspect but I think people very much underestimate just how much influence and ability they have to add to their attractiveness. Nit to mention, it's even been scientifically proven that you will quite literally view someone with stereotypically less than desirable looks as more physically attractive if they have a gold personality, sense of humor, skillset, talent, etc. Also, people also continually forget that many celebrities are on reality quite average looking without makeup, the right lighting, stylists, editing, etc. The boatloads of money and access to the best diets, trainers and lifestyle doesn't hurt either. Sure Angelina Jolie is attractive, but if she had the same genes and grew up in rural Kentucky on a farm, her looks wouldnt be stopping anyone in their tracks either. Maybe thay sounds of dickish, but I think you know what I mean.


pickled-egg

Pretty much. Fat man doing this would be a sex offender.


xShadey

Tbf a hot man doing this probably wouldn’t go down well either


Rs90

Bro there were people tryna get Ted Bundy outta fuckin jail for bein attractive. You can get away with A LOT.


pickled-egg

It'd go down better than a fat man but yes, probably not well


concretepigeon

Streaking is not that uncommon in England. I’m not sure you’d be called a sex offender. We’re not as puritanical as Americans.


midgsta

When two opposing sides join together for the greater goods


AJ787-9

*The greater goods*


TripleMaturin

Stop saying that!


TuaTurnsdaballova

Aaron A. Aaronson


TheVeryAngryHippo

It's just the one swan actually.


25thskye

Yarp.


justdogethings1

A-Aron A. A-Aronson


xdtla

I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get.


PrecariouslySane

Frozone should have replied, and I'm the greatest wood you're ever gonna get


superspreader2021

Those are some pretty great goods she has there.


itsROCKETMAN

When two opposing sides join together for the greater boobs


Gaaylien

I would looked straight for the bush


AWilsonFTM

You thinking what I’m thinking?


Tweed_Kills

*The Greater Boobs*


sunrrrise

When two opposing sides join together for the greater woods.


TheBlueGhost21

But if this was a dude he wouldn’t get off with a mere warning 😂


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

There have also been male streakers, and yes they just get a warning.


tcellsrus

No. He would just get off.


nalicali

Exactly- when I do it it’s “extremely perverse” and they “won’t let me within 500 yards of a school again.” Crazy double standards!


useles-converter-bot

500 yards is the same as 914.4 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.


fideli_

Good bot


novadesi

Who's a good bot? You are 🙂


snazzydetritus

If she' been fat and/or ugly, they would have thrown her ass in jail or fined her.


yada_yada_yada__

Fist bumping with their tennis racquets


_SCHULTZY_

They look like they're trying to hide the racquet in their shorts.


emohipster

That photographer must've been fucking psyched with that shot. Great work.


rpanko

There is no better feeling as a photographer than getting a great shot.


FiftyPencePeace

The lads look delighted.


fortypints

Howay the lads, as they say in Wimbledon


runny_door

Ok Miss, you do that 5 or 6 more times and you're gonna be in deep trouble.


mlee0000

Dude... Did our racquets just touch?


denisfalqueto

The warning was: "next time, don't wear an apron"


cjheaney

But she's cooking...


Patronscorn

This is art, I'd frame


Hatori_hanzo90

I was honestly thinking this would look nice framed in my living room


TheDudeMaintains

Good man cave item if you're into tennis


--kilroy_was_here--

One art, please!


ofCheese

And then put it in your office when you take over the company from your father who jumped out the window to his death when his pension fraud scheme was found out.


OperationMobocracy

Where is she now? I can't help but want the "where-are-they-now" story, especially when people from every day backgrounds do something, once that is wildly newsworthy -- like streaking at Wimbledon. I mean did this change her life? Or does literally nobody remember it anymore? Edit: streaking, not streaming


cardboardunderwear

Must have been a little awkward coming back to work at the cafe the next day


SirBeam

She got more tips than usual that day.


notprotonated

If memory serves, the apron she's wearing was in the 'normal' position for the fans and flipped up for the players.


partizan92

The Wimbledon Final was extra competitive that year as the winner took home a trophy and a trophy wife.


HippiesUnite

I dont think we agree on the definition of nude


shahooster

I’m fully nude underneath my clothes


Leeiteee

Kinky


umjustpassingby

How indecent.


julieCivil

The shrubbery at Wimbledon is second to none.


Male_Inkling

Their faces holy fuck xD


Vyviel

Thats the face of all men seeing boobs


FulingAround

Weren't the boobs covered though?


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Tokoloshe789

Most of the comments on here are the opposite of the 90s. Lots of people streaked back then. No one gave a fuck at cricket or rugby or whatever, just the security chasing them. Sometimes things are just fun.


DrAcula_MD

Wtf mods why would you remove this? Fucking prudes


Voldylock

Those are some nice tee.. tennis balls


Bifferer

No front view??


broccolisprout

Gotta be a top tier tennis player for that privilege.


jimihenrik

Where's r/AlternateAngles/ when you need them


who-ee-ta

>let off with a mere warning To think of those players had their happiest moment throughout the whole match, she should be rewarded


honkhonkbeepbeeep

r/onlyonenaked


G-bone714

She needs to find better shoes, the ones she wears are causing sores on her feet.


richislew1s

Meme template!


Jr79

She’s running across the court, and her clothes just, fall off. She tries to cover herself up but it’s too late, I’ve seen everything.


EricTheNerd2

But if you are a guy who goes behind a tree to take a leak and someone notices you end up on a sex offender list.


Vicarious103

Only because she was hot.


ChunkyLaFunga

Racism Ends (1996) /r/fakehistoryporn


justvt9010

Best thing to happen to tennis.


StrokeGameHusky

Breast*


P0PSlCLE

^Blessed ^Day


tiktock34

Step 1: be fit, blonde, nude and attractive


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crazy that if you're good looking this is like a public service and you get a mere warning. humans👌 i mean i wouldn't have complained either to be frank.


taimoor2

Richard's face looks like this is the greatest day of that man's life. Malivai is also happy but Richard is just... She must be really beautiful.


justgarcia31

I’m pretty sure they make fun of this in that HBO tennis mockumentary “7 Days in Hell” with Andy Sandberg and Kit Harington. One of the matches gets interrupted by a couple of female streakers who one of the players end up sleeping with on the court lol If you haven’t seen it, and you like mockumentaries or Andy Sandberg, I would definitely recommend watching it, it’s hilarious.


Radzuit

Imagine a guy doing that, 5 years in prison


JustChillDudeItsGood

In that first picture they are touching rackets… you know what that means…