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Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to hyuck

You motherfucker

*motherhyucker

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So, like, Goofy? I’m 100% sure Goofy gets down.

He canonically fucks, only member of the clubhouse to have a bio son

Oh Goofy Fyhucks

How do you think he managed to get a son ?

That wasn’t the question. “Best sex of your life”. That was the question. I’m saying Goofy fucks and fucks good.

How would you know ???

Shhh.

ººººººº

Cumming be like" WaaaahOhohOoHoHoooOo

Having played too much kingdom hearts I can hear that in my head make it stop

I think dudes misunderstand Goofy personified. Nothing about goofy dudes is inherently unattractive to women, so if a guy can bang my back out better than anyone else, who cares if he says dorky shit. Put a saddle on that man and giddy up.

That's oddly wholesome.

I was gonna say. Anyone who would genuinely answer no to this hasn't had the best sex of their lives yet. People put up with insane and dangerous shit for that, let alone "goofy" shit, lol.

"Jackpot"

Jhackpawt

Like do they say gawrsh in general or only during sex? my best friend says swag all the time and I still crush on him hard, so gawrsh would probably be more endearing.

This is particularly a non-issue. I've put up with much worse in the name of great sex. Hell, I kept a relationship going 5 years longer than it should because the sex was so good

Just said basically the same thing on another comment but saaaame! Haha. It's so hard to walk away from!

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

what's the problem, exactly?

HOT DOG!!!! 🍆

does he say it in casual conversation or is that part of his O face?

I’ve put up with goofier shit than that for mediocre sex.

Is that supposed to be a downside

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Good human

First a clown gf and now this. I can't support all of these new fetishes!

So would you date ProZD

No because he’s already married

Would you date ProZD if he and his wife both assured you they have an open relationship?

.... as long as it wasnt mid-coitus..

it better fucking be mid coitus

Gives me more of a reason to call my boyfriend a goofy bitch

that’s actually kinda cute

Yes. Absolutely

That's a win-win baby sign me up

YES

Absolute fucking win

soulmate!

no because I'm not into selfcest

I’m marrying a man that says “my goodness” after sex and it makes me giggle every time. Nothing wrong with a lil goof

Exactly like goofy? No way. If it was in their own voice yes.

In a heartbeat, my options aren’t exactly expansive rn

Only if they say it when they come

I’d probably just roll with it and then inadvertently condition myself to be aroused when I hear Goofy say “GAWRSH”

I currently am.

I already do.

Eh I've slept with worse

Possibly. If I find someone attractive, and especially if I have feelings for them, their weird quirks become endearing. If I find someone unattractive, their weird quirks become absolutely disgusting though. Like the occasional snort while laughing. Attractive girl I like? Cute. Unattractive girl I don't like, it literally makes me see them as a pig.

i already do

I mean, why else would it be the best sex of my life?

What's the downside?

In order for the former to be possible, she would have to do the latter.

Well, Goofy has a son, so someone out there would

You had me at 'Would you date someone'

Cum

So, dating goofy

I’m asexual, so I’m pretty sure it would drive me up the wall… if he said it multiple times a day. Otherwise I’m good

I'd prefer it

That's just goofy.

Not only could I, but it would be my honor

"She let me hit because I'm Goofy, hyuck"

Fuck the sex, I'm marrying *because* the say that!

Only if…they also exclaim WAAAA HOO HOOO HOOOOOEY!!! when they orgasm.