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organik_productions

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to hyuck


Musclespazum

You motherfucker


The-Dark-Memer

*motherhyucker


Humble-Foundation842

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbandonedHappygoluckyAgouti-max-1mb.gif


thesk1geek

[https://i.imgur.com/2bwmEID.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2bwmEID.jpg)


CodeOfKonami

So, like, Goofy? I’m 100% sure Goofy gets down.


CraackSteeve1

He canonically fucks, only member of the clubhouse to have a bio son


arealhumanbean1

Oh Goofy Fyhucks


Commercial-Living443

How do you think he managed to get a son ?


CodeOfKonami

That wasn’t the question. “Best sex of your life”. That was the question. I’m saying Goofy fucks and fucks good.


Commercial-Living443

How would you know ???


CodeOfKonami

Shhh.


Commercial-Living443

ººººººº


Manmasken

Cumming be like" WaaaahOhohOoHoHoooOo


ZWiloh

Having played too much kingdom hearts I can hear that in my head make it stop


jizzlevania

I think dudes misunderstand Goofy personified. Nothing about goofy dudes is inherently unattractive to women, so if a guy can bang my back out better than anyone else, who cares if he says dorky shit. Put a saddle on that man and giddy up.


[deleted]

That's oddly wholesome.


All_Perception

I was gonna say. Anyone who would genuinely answer no to this hasn't had the best sex of their lives yet. People put up with insane and dangerous shit for that, let alone "goofy" shit, lol.


eben0012

"Jackpot"


OGBidwell

Jhackpawt


IntellectualsOnly7

Like do they say gawrsh in general or only during sex? my best friend says swag all the time and I still crush on him hard, so gawrsh would probably be more endearing.


Bubbly-Storage1549

This is particularly a non-issue. I've put up with much worse in the name of great sex. Hell, I kept a relationship going 5 years longer than it should because the sex was so good


All_Perception

Just said basically the same thing on another comment but saaaame! Haha. It's so hard to walk away from!


THE-Pink-Lady

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.


carldubs

what's the problem, exactly?


Debbiesatramp

HOT DOG!!!! 🍆


zirky

does he say it in casual conversation or is that part of his O face?


AntonChigurhWasHere

I’ve put up with goofier shit than that for mediocre sex.


Kyroz113

Is that supposed to be a downside


MurdoMaclachlan

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silver-sticker

Good human


spampenis

First a clown gf and now this. I can't support all of these new fetishes!


holymacaronibatman

So would you date ProZD


DiamondDude51501

No because he’s already married


Zaranthan

Would you date ProZD if he and his wife both assured you they have an open relationship?


esensofz

.... as long as it wasnt mid-coitus..


STMIonReddit

it better fucking be mid coitus


JupiterTheFoxx6

Gives me more of a reason to call my boyfriend a goofy bitch


PotatoBlade197

that’s actually kinda cute


Bootiluvr

Yes. Absolutely


thebigjuicyman25

That's a win-win baby sign me up


izacollaims

YES


Jaykoyote123

Absolute fucking win


Tough-Development-41

soulmate!


Beckphillips

no because I'm not into selfcest


Plenty_Respect2225

I’m marrying a man that says “my goodness” after sex and it makes me giggle every time. Nothing wrong with a lil goof


Coin_operated_bee

Exactly like goofy? No way. If it was in their own voice yes.


HornyBastard37484739

In a heartbeat, my options aren’t exactly expansive rn


JangoF76

Only if they say it when they come


kaths660

I’d probably just roll with it and then inadvertently condition myself to be aroused when I hear Goofy say “GAWRSH”


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

I currently am.


Less_Breakfast3400

I already do.


TheDocHealy

Eh I've slept with worse


ThunderySleep

Possibly. If I find someone attractive, and especially if I have feelings for them, their weird quirks become endearing. If I find someone unattractive, their weird quirks become absolutely disgusting though. Like the occasional snort while laughing. Attractive girl I like? Cute. Unattractive girl I don't like, it literally makes me see them as a pig.


xmac2004

i already do


ThatchedRoofCottage

I mean, why else would it be the best sex of my life?


blinkheart

What's the downside?


kevlarcardhouse

In order for the former to be possible, she would have to do the latter.


Detrifus

Well, Goofy has a son, so someone out there would


OGBidwell

You had me at 'Would you date someone'


DiamondPeripheral

Cum


TDoMarmalade

So, dating goofy


Absolute-Train-Wreck

I’m asexual, so I’m pretty sure it would drive me up the wall… if he said it multiple times a day. Otherwise I’m good


Chartreuse-Verte

I'd prefer it


Ghostkill221

That's just goofy.


CeleryHunter143

Not only could I, but it would be my honor


Kathmandu_Fly

"She let me hit because I'm Goofy, hyuck"


Frescopino

Fuck the sex, I'm marrying *because* the say that!


doublequote

Only if…they also exclaim WAAAA HOO HOOO HOOOOOEY!!! when they orgasm.