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KekOrDeath

Meanwhile, in my car: "That's illegal." "Yup." "..." "..." "Alright, then."


mightiestpumpkin

Babies?


KekOrDeath

Riding in the front seat, yeah.


mightiestpumpkin

But there’s so much..


KekOrDeath

"Jam? Yeah."


manbruhpig

When I was a kid a friend in jail asked me to send him a bottle of shampoo or a jar of peanut butter with contraband in it, claiming that it couldn't be scanned that way. I didn't try it so I can't tell you whether that's a thing, because I don't take crime tips from people whose brilliant strategies landed them in jail.


dontannoymeanymore

I am so curious about this one now. Lowkey wish I had a friend who worked as a guard just so I could test it. You know, for science.


manbruhpig

I'm sure reddit will find the answer if we ask hard enough


ClassyJacket

https://youtu.be/gOpu_t7LCFk?t=67


Dotura

Chunky is better.


LeMemeOfficer

Also really good when cooking. Try adding a spoon of chunky PB into curry. Its a real game changer


Dotura

Peanuts on pizza is also good. Normal peanuts that is, not the butter.


nachochips140807

Reddit reinvents satay sauce


LeMemeOfficer

Satay sauce is a bit diferrent. This is just an easy imitation


spazzxxcc12

you take that back


Dotura

How about i take it back and keep it and you get all the smooth stuff?


Kliraz

Unexpectedly wholesome


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*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Katie Didn't**, @Pork_Chop_Hair Me: it's not illegal Cop, staring at my trunk filled with creamy peanut butter: It's just... SO. MUCH. Me: but it's not illegal Cop: no, no it's not --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


mish_p

You’re the real heroes of reddit


mightiestsword

Good botn’t


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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mightiestsword

Ok you’re a very cool project but “botn’t” as in bot not


_jk_

Probably illegal if you cross a border mind


Chunkyfatboy68

This made genuinely giggle.


SuaveThrower

In jars or just a pool?


BigRedCowboy

Either way, not illegal 😎


Randomman2789

But one way will leave you with a massive cleaning bill.


iCeParadox64

But it's not illegal


Mycabbages0929

Idk why this is so fucking funny but it *is*


Rapalla93

Cop doesn’t notice the snorkel leading to the nut allergy victim you have placed in the trunk.


Lazy_Hand_Job

The cop went home and took a shower where he stared into the tile for 10 minutes.


properu

This looks like a screenshot of a tweet! I've fetched a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/Pork_Chop_Hair/status/1420876944439070722) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


walnoter

Jars of creamy peanut butter or just straight up creamy peanut butter in trunk


bananabandanafanta

Until a peanut butter shortage and the cops come and "confiscate" your legal stash because they "need it more".