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Meanwhile, in my car:
Riding in the front seat, yeah.
But there’s so much..
When I was a kid a friend in jail asked me to send him a bottle of shampoo or a jar of peanut butter with contraband in it, claiming that it couldn't be scanned that way. I didn't try it so I can't tell you whether that's a thing, because I don't take crime tips from people whose brilliant strategies landed them in jail.
I am so curious about this one now. Lowkey wish I had a friend who worked as a guard just so I could test it. You know, for science.
I'm sure reddit will find the answer if we ask hard enough
Chunky is better.
Also really good when cooking. Try adding a spoon of chunky PB into curry. Its a real game changer
Peanuts on pizza is also good. Normal peanuts that is, not the butter.
Reddit reinvents satay sauce
Satay sauce is a bit diferrent. This is just an easy imitation
you take that back
How about i take it back and keep it and you get all the smooth stuff?
*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
**Katie Didn't**, @Pork_Chop_Hair
Me: it's not illegal
Cop, staring at my trunk filled with creamy peanut butter: It's just... SO. MUCH.
Me: but it's not illegal
Cop: no, no it's not
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9999% sure that jjthebeast2109832018 is not a bot.
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Ok you’re a very cool project but “botn’t” as in bot not
Probably illegal if you cross a border mind
This made genuinely giggle.
In jars or just a pool?
Either way, not illegal 😎
But one way will leave you with a massive cleaning bill.
But it's not illegal
Idk why this is so fucking funny but it *is*
Cop doesn’t notice the snorkel leading to the nut allergy victim you have placed in the trunk.
The cop went home and took a shower where he stared into the tile for 10 minutes.
This looks like a screenshot of a tweet! I've fetched a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/Pork_Chop_Hair/status/1420876944439070722) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)
Jars of creamy peanut butter or just straight up creamy peanut butter in trunk
Until a peanut butter shortage and the cops come and "confiscate" your legal stash because they "need it more".