You mean talking dirty?
At the drive-in? In the old man's Ford? Behind the bushes?
While I'm screaming for more?
Down in the basement?
Lock.. the cellar door!
And baby, talk dirty to me.
I’m still waiting for CC to pick up the guitar and talk to me
Bee doo bee do bee do
Be do be do be do
We be be be be be be
Be do be do be do
Be do be do be do
Wah dah wah dah da wah dah da
Wahdeedee wahdee waaaah dee dee wah
Meedly meedly meedly
Meedly meedly meedly
Wee oooo weee ooo weee aaahhh
Far more correct than the top comment imo.
Yeah flirting is suggestive and dirty talk is literally saying what you’d do/want to do lol
I'm going to upvote this comment so hard tonight.
Oh fuck! 😩
You're just being flirty, aren't you?
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I cast cabbage ball
I’m old and dumb. What is this reference? Seen it around.
It's from an IRC transcript: http://bash.org/?104383
Ok, D&D cybersex. Got it. Thank you
Try to catch me ridin' flirty
This is the top comment...
[You like that, you fucking retard?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq/)
My day is made.
Oil spill.. Mud…WALKING INSIDE WITH WET MUDDY SHOES!
Anyone horny yet?
I was thinking "flashing?"
This is an irl unsolicited dick pic.
Flashing was a visual only form of sexual assault. The stereotypical flasher would wear a coat but no pants. He would “flash” his victims by quickly opening and closing his coat. I suppose there were female flashers. There were certainly female streakers. Some became famous. flashing was usually in a public park. I used past tense verbs but there are probably people still flashing and streaking Flashing shouldn’t be confused with streaking which required running and usually a public place with lots of people like a baseball game. I don’t get why either was a turn on but not getting it may mean some tiny part of my brain is normal.A woman I dated used to like showing me one of her perfectboobs in a public place when I was the only one who could see it. That was flashing and we both enjoyed it.
Pretty awkward when I walk up to someone and ask “what are you wearing?”
I guess unless it's like *what* on *earth* are you wearing?! Which I suppose could be sexy in the sense of 'you need to get out of those clothes right now'?? Hate sex?
Ask her "who she is wearing". Make that dirty slut feel like she at the Oscars.
Or you might make her feel like a psychotic serial killer
Don't hate on the visually impaired
Terminally online behaviour haha
Do you mean flirting?
This reminds me of yesterday’s “emotionally horny” post.
Or the horny for water i.e., dehydrated
Edit: My bad, it was thirsty not dehydrated.
Now my stomach is horny.
My stomach is pretty horny too, ngl
I started up too late last night, and now my sleepiness is horny.
And I'm horny for a holiday already, says my burnout.
Happy cake day b3tcha
This can’t be real😂 did this really happen?
I was thinking the exact same thing. I'm enjoying these.
That was upvote bait lol
It was good for a chuckle, and I’m fine with that.
What's the word for when you're horny for updoots?
>What's the word for when you're horny for updoots?
That was when I decided that the “No” should be removed from the sub’s name.
Then stop up voting these obviously troll posts 🤷♂️
Yeah, it reminds me too.
Oh my god im so fucking stupid
No stupid questions, remember?
Just stupid people asking questions!
I'm still trying to understand why everyone is downvoted
Well, you can look ignorant for a day or you can be ignorant for a lifetime.
This sub encourages an atmosphere that lets people feel safe to ask "dumb questions". Calling someone stupid for asking a question flies in the face of that goal.
It's a joke, and a common saying, but it doesn't fit here.
It seems an army of people don't like cake.
These last couple days are pushing it, though...
Yesterday someone couldn't remember the word for lonely and asked what it's called when you're horny for emotional attachment.
Why is that pushing it? I once forgot the word "thermostat" and had to ask my wife to turn down the "warm volume."
My husband once couldn't think of the word for bladder and told me he needed to empty his urine sack.
That's what I called my catheter
Made me laugh. Thanks for that!
I get annoyed at how "loud" my car ac is when I just need to turn down the fan speed
Kinda feel like this post was a play on that..
"Help! What is the word for the hands at the end of your legs?"
I mean, that just seems like good mod-work
"I don't know but the feet at the end of my arms keep on tripping me up!"
yeah that was my take too.
I've forgot the word for morning in a meeting the other day and said pre-afternoon instead.
I'm still a little concussed from walking into a window. I'd like to use that as an excuse but given my history with saying stupid stuff nobody would believe me.
Prenoon should be a word
Sometimes noon feels like morning. Especially before coffee. But it's technically afternoon, so it can be confusing. I get it.
I always assumed it was "No, Stupid Questions".
Can I ask a good question here? No, Stupid Questions!
He didn't mention no question
Op can be stupid if they want to. Its just the question that isnt stupid.
I think talking dirty is a more accurate term than flirting in this case.
That's what I'm thinking, flirting by text and sexting are different things... AFAIK...
Okay this is kinda precious
No way this is what you meant lmao
I was really thinking "is this mf talking about getting naked?"
Bless your heart
How innocent. My mind immediately went to flashing or sexual harassment
Or dirty talk
Your welcome :D
If you consider flirting to be the verbal equivalent to sexting I need you to define sexting for me.
r/wildbeef, lowercase r
While OP is agreeing this is what they meant it seems like maybe dirty talk is more appropriate or something along those lines. Flirting seems different than sexting.
Foreplay is the word I would use lol
I feel.like flirting isn't quite enough, it would.be more like dirty talk. Flirtatious is like live sexting lite.
Welcome to this summer's flirtiest new trend: sexting irl.
I was gonna say flashing but that's more like sending an unsolicited dick pic irl.
Edit: Pic not Lic
Tbh I thought they were referring to foreplay
Or sexual harassment?
No he's talking about when you get someone to come closer because you have to whisper something important that can't be heard. But then you stick your tongue in their ear.
Flirting? Dirty talk? Sexual harassment?
Flashing is the IRL equivalent of nudes
I thought sexting referred to sending or exchanging nudes? Does it mean something different?
If that’s flashing then lock me up
It's just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?
He who seeks must first look within. The word is sexting.
Oh you just wait, I got a banger coming when I get around to posting it.
Lol. You get an upvote just for owning it and asking.
Hmmm... trench coat flashing is the old irl dick pic.
Oh simpler times. When a an old man would just walk up to a playground and ask us if we wanted candy? Then open his trench coat and helicopter his dick...i don't miss that.
No idea. There be some sick fucks out there
Did that actually happen to you?
Yup. Play time at elementary school. He was a sick fucker and drunk more than sober. Only thing that was different is he wasn't wearing a trench coat. Just a pair of shorts and he dropped them. It was a small town and the only thing that happened was he got arrested, thrown in a drunk tank, and released later. My mom was pissed. Its a small town and he was the preachers brother and the the one of the cops uncle. This was early 90's. I think 1991 or 92. Cant really remember the exact year. I think he died a couple years ago in his sleep.
Facts - The More You Know
“What’s the word for texting someone next to you by moving your mouth?” Not making fun of OP as much as that this is a sign o’ the times.
This is why I follow this sub, quality content
I read that as "sub-quality content".
the zoomers are becoming adults one day at a time
I'm just gonna say, I'm genuinelly concerned for this generation.
I thought he ment dirty talk lol
Sextalk, so sexk. You are welcome.
Flirting or harassment depending on how it’s received I suppose
And how often repeated!
fun facts: they actually don't ever have to tell you to stop for it to be harassment.
Right. The definition usually includes something about a pattern, but if it’s super over the line, just one instance would be harassment.
Basically anything someone has told you to stop is harassment. And no, before the white knights show up, not something completely innocuous that you need to ask the person to do your job, but something like politely asking someone if they want to go grab lunch or something is harassment if they’ve asked you to stop. In a work setting, where people are required to be there thus we should really really err on the side of completely appropriate, just asking them again after they have said no is not cool.
That's just flirting.
Pretty sure they meant the roleplaying part of sexting
* Dirty talk
* pillow talk
* phone sex
* sexual innuendo?
* talking about sex
Idk man. Call it up what you want.
> Call it up what you want.
It's just pillow talk baby
I thought pillow talk was the conversation *after* sex. Where it’s intimate and maybe vulnerable but not dirty talk per se.
Honey, you got reeeal ugly.
“Talk you off what, pop-pop?”
Friend was trying to remember phrase "photographic memory"
He could only come up with "pencil brain" lol
Don’t feel bad dude, we all forget simple words all the time and I’m definitely no stranger to losing my mind over it
I think ,It's called flirting
Phone sex, dirty talk, flirting
bruh how high are you/.
Bird. Bird is the word.
Haven't you heard?
does everybody know ?
It has been documented as such, yes.
Social media, ladies and gentlemen.
We have finally come full circle
Flirting or talking dirty. Idk if there is a specific word but please don’t tell me you’ve been using sexting for irl situations lol
Its called cybersex. All the kids these days call it cybersex.
Asl wanna cyber?
Really brings me back
18/f/CA Wanna cyber?
Glad you were with me on that. I'm ancient.
Cybering on the internet? The world wide web? The information super highway?? *dies of old memories and cringe*
Icq. So much cringe.
If it’s welcome it’s flirting. If it’s unwelcome it’s sexual harassment.
Chronically online redditor
newer generations are doomed
I get that this sub is "no stupid questions," but I'm gonna say it, this is a genuinely stupid question. So stupid, I'm suspicious of the motivation behind it
Because it’s fake. Someone else recently posted something like “what is it called when you’re horny not sexually but romantically” which is being lonely. This just a cringey copy of that post, but who knows even the original was probably fake too.
Tbh, it’s hard to analyze the stupidity of this question when I’m not even certain yet what OP was thinking of. I’m not the only one either; several of the top comments guessed with a ? at the end
If you like it, "flirting".
If you don't like it, "harassment".
… dirty talking?
Dirty talk seems more accurate than flirting if it's actual sexting.
Talk dirty. If you ever forget the word, this song will help you :)
One word: Dickpic.