T O P
  • By -

mcsurfyfly

You mean talking dirty?


maximumtesticle

At the drive-in? In the old man's Ford? Behind the bushes?


UnnecessaryAppeal

While I'm screaming for more?


AnnieB25

Down in the basement?


tduncs88

Lock.. the cellar door!


glchristo

And baby, talk dirty to me.


raged-cashew

I’m still waiting for CC to pick up the guitar and talk to me


Sidivan

Bee doo bee do bee do Be do be do be do We be be be be be be Be do be do be do Be do be do be do Wah dah wah dah da wah dah da Wahdeedee wahdee waaaah dee dee wah Meedly meedly meedly Meedly meedly meedly Wee oooo weee ooo weee aaahhh


pierre_vinken_61

Far more correct than the top comment imo.


Spider-Man92

Yeah flirting is suggestive and dirty talk is literally saying what you’d do/want to do lol


pierre_vinken_61

I'm going to upvote this comment so hard tonight.


JessTheFangirl_

Oh fuck! 😩


Mediocre__at__Best

You're just being flirty, aren't you?


pierre_vinken_61

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


[deleted]

I cast cabbage ball


IID10TError

Sweeeeeet reference.


Maiden_of_Sorrow

I’m old and dumb. What is this reference? Seen it around.


myersjustinc

It's from an IRC transcript: http://bash.org/?104383


Maiden_of_Sorrow

Ok, D&D cybersex. Got it. Thank you


rednax1206

Try to catch me ridin' flirty


MallAdministrative

This is the top comment...


Jaymesned

[You like that, you fucking retard?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq/)


Saviourality

A classic


GingerWithIssues

My day is made.


Hobbes232

Oil spill.. Mud…WALKING INSIDE WITH WET MUDDY SHOES! Anyone horny yet?


King-Cobra-668

I was thinking "flashing?"


GotTheDadBod

This is an irl unsolicited dick pic.


MedicareAgentAlston

Flashing was a visual only form of sexual assault. The stereotypical flasher would wear a coat but no pants. He would “flash” his victims by quickly opening and closing his coat. I suppose there were female flashers. There were certainly female streakers. Some became famous. flashing was usually in a public park. I used past tense verbs but there are probably people still flashing and streaking Flashing shouldn’t be confused with streaking which required running and usually a public place with lots of people like a baseball game. I don’t get why either was a turn on but not getting it may mean some tiny part of my brain is normal.A woman I dated used to like showing me one of her perfectboobs in a public place when I was the only one who could see it. That was flashing and we both enjoyed it.


Brilliant_Beotch

Talkin' nasty


The_Schwy

Flirting? Sexting seems passed that point though.


Commercial-Cook-3918

I thought it is more connected to the "streaking"...


[deleted]

Dirty talk


fizzgigmcarthur

Pretty awkward when I walk up to someone and ask “what are you wearing?”


Sophie_R_1

I guess unless it's like *what* on *earth* are you wearing?! Which I suppose could be sexy in the sense of 'you need to get out of those clothes right now'?? Hate sex?


pshawny

Ask her "who she is wearing". Make that dirty slut feel like she at the Oscars.


UserNamesCantBeTooLo

Or you might make her feel like a psychotic serial killer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WHoopcEz_IU


christophedelacreuse

Don't hate on the visually impaired


Elastichedgehog

Terminally online behaviour haha


sno98006

Flirting? Dirty talk? Sexual harassment?


xFlumel_

Do you mean flirting?


MajoredInPhilosophy

This reminds me of yesterday’s “emotionally horny” post.


Swiftlettuce

Or the horny for water i.e., dehydrated Edit: My bad, it was thirsty not dehydrated. https://www.reddit.com/r/whatstheword/comments/w4jq7z/wtw_for_when_your_stomach_is_horny_for_water/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MajoredInPhilosophy

Now my stomach is horny.


EstarriolStormhawk

My stomach is pretty horny too, ngl


basics

I started up too late last night, and now my sleepiness is horny.


zxr7

And I'm horny for a holiday already, says my burnout.


thegoatfreak

Water hungry.


b3tcha

Aquatically starved


SpidyLonely

Happy cake day b3tcha


No-Rooster4722

This can’t be real😂 did this really happen?


Swiftlettuce

Yep. https://www.reddit.com/r/whatstheword/comments/w4jq7z/wtw_for_when_your_stomach_is_horny_for_water/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Jonnny

literally thirsty


LetMeHaveAUsername

I was thinking the exact same thing. I'm enjoying these.


LubieDobreJedzenie

That was upvote bait lol


UserNamesCantBeTooLo

What's the word for when you're horny for updoots?


Sertoma

>What's the word for when you're horny for updoots? Pathetic.


MajoredInPhilosophy

It was good for a chuckle, and I’m fine with that.


WetterBetty

That was when I decided that the “No” should be removed from the sub’s name.


ImprovementWorth9724

Yeah, it reminds me too.


ItchyAirport

Link??


MajoredInPhilosophy

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/wfqypj/what_is_it_called_when_youre_emotionally_horny/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


raban0815

Then stop up voting these obviously troll posts 🤷‍♂️


VoldyTheMoldy456

Oh my god im so fucking stupid


IID10TError

No stupid questions, remember?


Specialist-Level5838

Just stupid people asking questions!


Winterfall_0

Lol


Knearling

I'm still trying to understand why everyone is downvoted


BloodlustyGummybear

Well, you can look ignorant for a day or you can be ignorant for a lifetime. This sub encourages an atmosphere that lets people feel safe to ask "dumb questions". Calling someone stupid for asking a question flies in the face of that goal. It's a joke, and a common saying, but it doesn't fit here.


ZNemerald

It seems an army of people don't like cake.


Rocktopod

These last couple days are pushing it, though... Yesterday someone couldn't remember the word for lonely and asked what it's called when you're horny for emotional attachment.


Reblebleblebl

Why is that pushing it? I once forgot the word "thermostat" and had to ask my wife to turn down the "warm volume."


Elastichedgehog

Made me laugh. Thanks for that!


rainie66

My husband once couldn't think of the word for bladder and told me he needed to empty his urine sack.


degjo

That's what I called my catheter


Turbulent-Fly-

I get annoyed at how "loud" my car ac is when I just need to turn down the fan speed


CarrowCanary

r/wildbeef


dont_disturb_the_cat

r/BoneAppleTea


DoesItComeWithFries

I so want to say warm volume !


[deleted]

Kinda feel like this post was a play on that..


CaptainN_GameMaster

Tomorrow: "Help! What is the word for the hands at the end of your legs?"


[deleted]

[удалено]


yeahcanigeta_uhhhhhh

I'm on it Edit: Probably about to be banned but, https://reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/wgw4ud/what_is_the_word_for_the_little_fingers_at_the/ Edit 2: Instant removal, wow


Neodymium

I mean, that just seems like good mod-work


BlackCatSaidMeow13

💀


Iamtheshadowperson

"I don't know but the feet at the end of my arms keep on tripping me up!"


SpiralDreaming

Leghands, duh


Laez

yeah that was my take too.


jamhamster

I've forgot the word for morning in a meeting the other day and said pre-afternoon instead. I'm still a little concussed from walking into a window. I'd like to use that as an excuse but given my history with saying stupid stuff nobody would believe me.


skob17

Prenoon should be a word


oakteaphone

Sometimes noon feels like morning. Especially before coffee. But it's technically afternoon, so it can be confusing. I get it.


Aquifel

I always assumed it was "No, Stupid Questions". Can I ask a good question here? No, Stupid Questions!


Croatian_ghost_kid

He didn't mention no question


Avatar_sokka

Op can be stupid if they want to. Its just the question that isnt stupid.


Radica1Faith

I think talking dirty is a more accurate term than flirting in this case.


Raceful

That's what I'm thinking, flirting by text and sexting are different things... AFAIK...


_IratePirate_

No way this is what you meant lmao I was really thinking "is this mf talking about getting naked?"


RealAssociation5281

Okay this is kinda precious


dmderringer

How innocent. My mind immediately went to flashing or sexual harassment


Kalkaline

Or dirty talk


GarageQueen

Bless your heart


xFlumel_

Your welcome :D


WizardPowersActivate

If you consider flirting to be the verbal equivalent to sexting I need you to define sexting for me.


traker998

While OP is agreeing this is what they meant it seems like maybe dirty talk is more appropriate or something along those lines. Flirting seems different than sexting.


Ditto_D

Foreplay is the word I would use lol


akmeto

I agree. Unless you have been naked with someone that is not flirting it is , however very creepy.


jcraig87

I feel.like flirting isn't quite enough, it would.be more like dirty talk. Flirtatious is like live sexting lite.


roboticleopold

Welcome to this summer's flirtiest new trend: sexting irl.


Mango_Juice_3611

I was gonna say flashing but that's more like sending an unsolicited dick pic irl. Edit: Pic not Lic


foreveralonesolo

Tbh I thought they were referring to foreplay


I-Kant-Even

Or sexual harassment?


MilkEggsSndFlour

No he's talking about when you get someone to come closer because you have to whisper something important that can't be heard. But then you stick your tongue in their ear.


Xander27

Flashing?


Ok_Solid_Copy

Flashing is the IRL equivalent of nudes


Nihilistic_Furry

I thought sexting referred to sending or exchanging nudes? Does it mean something different?


selectash

3D-ick pick


RearWheelDriveCult

If that’s flashing then lock me up


snazzypantsdude

It's just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?


MightyPandaa

Fishing?


[deleted]

[удалено]


ElFarfadosh

Phishing?


casualrocket

the zoomers are becoming adults one day at a time


mnilailt

I'm just gonna say, I'm genuinelly concerned for this generation.


[deleted]

[удалено]


pgtvgaming

Facts - The More You Know


PurpleBullets

🌈


Rudeabaga1

💫


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Corkchef

r/somestupidquestions


lcuan82

He who seeks must first look within. The word is sexting.


OldBoner

Oh you just wait, I got a banger coming when I get around to posting it.


Capn--Flint

Lol. You get an upvote just for owning it and asking.


BoomerAssassiason

Hmmm... trench coat flashing is the old irl dick pic.


SilentJoe1986

Oh simpler times. When a an old man would just walk up to a playground and ask us if we wanted candy? Then open his trench coat and helicopter his dick...i don't miss that.


Norava

What No Stop Why Gods


SilentJoe1986

No idea. There be some sick fucks out there


Mandog222

Did that actually happen to you?


SilentJoe1986

Yup. Play time at elementary school. He was a sick fucker and drunk more than sober. Only thing that was different is he wasn't wearing a trench coat. Just a pair of shorts and he dropped them. It was a small town and the only thing that happened was he got arrested, thrown in a drunk tank, and released later. My mom was pissed. Its a small town and he was the preachers brother and the the one of the cops uncle. This was early 90's. I think 1991 or 92. Cant really remember the exact year. I think he died a couple years ago in his sleep.


BoredBoredBoard

“What’s the word for texting someone next to you by moving your mouth?” Not making fun of OP as much as that this is a sign o’ the times.


[deleted]

This is why I follow this sub, quality content


randomentity1

I read that as "sub-quality content".


smallfranchise1234

I thought he ment dirty talk lol


soljaboss

Sextalk, so sexk. You are welcome.


Pleural_Mesothelioma

Sock


ShortBrownAndUgly

Flirting or harassment depending on how it’s received I suppose


SMKnightly

And how often repeated!


[deleted]

[удалено]


iliveoffofbagels

fun facts: they actually don't ever have to tell you to stop for it to be harassment.


honkhonkbeepbeeep

Right. The definition usually includes something about a pattern, but if it’s super over the line, just one instance would be harassment. Basically anything someone has told you to stop is harassment. And no, before the white knights show up, not something completely innocuous that you need to ask the person to do your job, but something like politely asking someone if they want to go grab lunch or something is harassment if they’ve asked you to stop. In a work setting, where people are required to be there thus we should really really err on the side of completely appropriate, just asking them again after they have said no is not cool.


Callec254

That's just flirting.


LuckyTurds

Pretty sure they meant the roleplaying part of sexting


LostSkeleton73

It's just pillow talk baby


ubiquitous-joe

I thought pillow talk was the conversation *after* sex. Where it’s intimate and maybe vulnerable but not dirty talk per se.


tamsui_tosspot

Honey, you got reeeal ugly.


MarlowesMustache

“Talk you off what, pop-pop?”


mattymantooth

Friend was trying to remember phrase "photographic memory" He could only come up with "pencil brain" lol


PlayboySkeleton

* Dirty talk * pillow talk * sexting * phone sex * sexual innuendo? * talking about sex Idk man. Call it up what you want.


LivelyZebra

> Call it up what you want. Verbal Arousal


Ragingbull444

Don’t feel bad dude, we all forget simple words all the time and I’m definitely no stranger to losing my mind over it


Muthu_raj

I think ,It's called flirting


DanielMcFamiel

Dirty Talk?


secret_tsukasa

sex larping?


bbayes1

Phone sex, dirty talk, flirting


Perfect600

bruh how high are you/.


wesside760

Seggsing


HiYoSiiiiiilver

We have finally come full circle


Sprizys

Flirting or talking dirty. Idk if there is a specific word but please don’t tell me you’ve been using sexting for irl situations lol


lionseatcake

Its called cybersex. All the kids these days call it cybersex.


ApertureBear

Asl wanna cyber? Really brings me back


lionseatcake

18/f/CA Wanna cyber? Glad you were with me on that. I'm ancient.


Daowg

Cybering on the internet? The world wide web? The information super highway?? *dies of old memories and cringe*


lionseatcake

Icq. So much cringe.


mattmaster68

Flirting…?


SwappoX

Bird. Bird is the word.


hereforthecookies70

Haven't you heard?


km_44

does everybody know ?


hereforthecookies70

It has been documented as such, yes.


mindthewindows

Social media, ladies and gentlemen.


Dirtydeedsinc

If it’s welcome it’s flirting. If it’s unwelcome it’s sexual harassment.


femalefirefighter56

Patriots > Bills


parkeddingobrains

Chronically online redditor


Whateverdude-5059

Dirty talk?


SqueezeMyBeans

newer generations are doomed


nicarox

… dirty talking?


thegininyou

Dirty talk seems more accurate than flirting if it's actual sexting.


ThisIsSoroush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbtPXFlZlHg Talk dirty. If you ever forget the word, this song will help you :)


acvdk

Propositioning?


Complete_Tap_4590

One word: Dickpic.


CaptainMimoe

Imagination?


ArcMcnabbs

Flirt?


cajunphoenix-cos

flirting?


Knearling

Mating call


Xerxeesftw

Sexual harassment


K1rkl4nd

I ask the Mrs. if she's a fortune teller- because she's pre-dicked.