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Kytti_Korner

I can see why people freak out, the teeth gave me a bit of a scare.


Suyujin

Until you see that doofy little eye! hahaha!


Alcarine

Ngl I thought he was pretty cute


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Dragyn828

Punch it in the nose


Peepee_Retard_exe

That's not nice


Peepee_Retard_exe

And an easy way to get ur arm ripped off


LordDeimosofCorir

Actually it's one of the best ways to defend yourself in a shark attack since they're basically just big dumb sea dogs who think you're fish. Punch it in the nose, it gets annoyed and goes away because it doesn't think it's worth it to fight back Unless, of course, it's bigger than you. . .


krystalgazer

The eye calmed me down a heap lol. Same shy eyes as my dogs when they’re trying not to make eye contact


Sheild-

Eye or not it will still murder u if it wanted to XD


Minetitan

Oh thats just Bruce, he like to show off his dental art if you will!! Good fella


mommyjacking

He’s obviously got fish friends.


Trini_Vix7

I came here strictly for this comment!


dreamdaddy123

Me too!


Fuckthesouth666

NOT FOOD


clawjelly

Come on, he's just trying to smile...


mick_au

It was the cold eyes that did it for me


AirReddit77

It's the eyes that got me. Same sort of soulless malignity I see in the eyes of politicians, bankers, CIA torture masters, military, priests, doctors and social workers... pretty much every *authority* in which the public has invested its trust and treasure for generations. "Can I eat it? Then never mind."


eesakhalifa

mate how many CIA torture masters have you seen?


zimonw

Yikes


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Seems you've been in a lot of meaningful staring contests. You've looked a lot of CIA torture masters in the eyes, then?


DudeWithTheNose

bro quit being weird ur scaring the hoes


dtwhitecp

Who the fuck is upvoting this? This is mental illness.


Inspector_Kelp

Bruce?


rcroswell

He’s really a nice guy


D6603

He never knew his father


sweetsal99

Fish are friends, not food.


lalalauren11

Hiiii Bruce!


oldguykicks

Sand tiger. Not aggressive you're pretty safe.


zion2199

Even if Jacques Cousteau’s ghost manifested beside me to tell me the shark I was face to face with was a harmless Sand Tiger I would still be floating in a bubble of my own feces.


SerTidy

They look fierce, but generally are pretty chilled unless you do something stupid like make a grab for them or aggravate them.


Top_Duck8146

Ya mean like this? https://youtu.be/2fgsJFWowAU https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=gv1v3w (uncensored)


flyingboarofbeifong

"I will grab this tube of muscles that is armed with razor sharp face knives by its swim-ribbons then tug upon them gently. Wish me luck! I brought a stick!"


StillKpaidy

I'm shocked by how benign the damage from that shark bite looked. Granted, it was all pixelated, but that dude was lucky it wasn't way worse.


ninjadude4535

I feel that was likely just a warning.


darknova25

Sand tiger bites are meant for catching small fish, and it is why their teeth are long and spear like. Getting bit by one is basically like being stabbed by a ton of needles. Compare this to a bullshark or tiger that have serrated triangular teeth that are mean to rip larger prey to shreds, causing them to bleed out quickly. Getting bit by one of those can turn lethal insanely quickly.


Sheild-

Mans lucky he still has an arm


Top_Duck8146

https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=gv1v3w Uncensored version… you may change your mind lol


SerTidy

Yup spot on. Just like that👍


o2fill

What a twit.


niemody

Like that one guy who stuck his hand in the womb of a dead female and got his finger bite of by an unborn baby sand tiger?


MilkoftheHood

Erm, what?


drunkwasabeherder

unless you do something stupid like.... what about breathing? How are Sand Tigers on the breathing part...


o2fill

Or dive with them at night. They won’t eat you but they’re a lot less docile around dinner time. Source: tried it with 30 of them … shortest 100’ dive in history


Tacotacotime

My thoughts exactly.


itsmyILLUSION

Didn’t Cousteau and his crew famously brutally kill like 40 sharks in one of his films. Think his view on sharks would possibly be compromised.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

AKA the brown note


Bim_Jeann

The dirty bubble


Jaded-Saint

A bubble of my own feces 💀


M4N_Of_W4R

Still terrifying and in my agenda a shark is a shark, so I pass.


FatFartFart

Sharks are very misunderstood. Unless you did something stupid to aggravate them then in the other case they're pretty chill. I've seen a video of sharks not going for human blood but for fish blood. Sharks are not after humans even if they seem like it.


wolfraisedbybabies

Yeah it’s funny how scared of sharks people are but think nothing of walking up to an Elk or Moose to get a selfie, even seen people posing with a supposedly snoozing Crocodile, that didn’t end well. The amount of video of divers with sharks all around them is amazing! You don’t see wildlife photographers getting that up and personal with Grizzly bears!


Tato23

Personally, i take the approach with all animals…can this thing possibly kill me? Yes? Not going near it. Could be a snail for all i care…


NastyNathaniel

I live in CO and have seen the stupidity of people around deer/elk/moose firsthand. The thing that scares me about sharks is I can’t take the same precautions to avoid them as much as possible, and if they decided to attack there’s not much I could do.


wolfraisedbybabies

Just reason with them, they can be very understanding. 🦈


songbird808

Perhaps their evolutionary ancestors were coastal/islanders who never developed the "nopenopenope" response to large, dangerous mammals. Or they're just dumb, idk


movintomontanasoon

>Sand tiger We used to encounter many grey nurse sharks, what we ozzies call sand tigers, whilst we dived around NSW Australia. A beautiful creature, scary to some but a docile shark and one of the only sharks that does not have to constantly swim. They position themselves in the water currents and let those currents drive the water through their gills. My favourite shark!


kslusherplantman

And they are fish eaters iirc


ThreeWordScreenname

look at those derpy eyes. He just wanted to sea what was up


oldguykicks

I sea what you did there.


erkkiboi

I sea water you did there


2pissedoffdude2

Definitely wouldn't feel safe!


kevlar_dog

That little guy with the sadistic smile above the the shark though. I’d keep an eye on him.


panfried540

In my eyes thats not safe Idc what anyone says lol


1_disasta

Thats what my diving partner would tell me


Successful-Engine623

Not a nurse shark? That was my guess but I dunno sharks


Huge_Assumption1

He wanted none of that smoke.


cloud9paradox

Sharks look so dangerous until you see their eyes, then they just look derpy


Pibonacchi

Until when you see them hunt.Then they look dangerous again,AND FOREVER


Canooter

Boop his snoot.


matt9191

I'm sure he'd giggle, laugh, and run away


Canooter

Not like a normal giggle either. Like a Peter Griffin giggle.


TwistedBamboozler

“Guys I did! I touched the butt!”


Top_Duck8146

This guy sharks


SpliffferBrains

“…like a doll’s eyes…”


oldguykicks

Cage go in the water


Nature-Artistic

Fish are friends… not food!


rcroswell

Sorry about (Bruce, mate!) He’s really (a nice guy!)


haziee

I like to think the little fish on his face is his adopted brother pointing out the bully that needs to be taken care of.


CantBake4Shit

What an exceptionally menacing angle


ResinEighter

That poor shark. Staring into the face of the most apex predator on the planet.


nigmano

I think it's something like 11 human deaths from shark attacks per year on average vs like hundreds of millions of sharks killed by us yearly


Marmstr17

All those little fish be like *"Yo! You want some? You want some of this!?"*


chaosglory626

Forbidden Snoot


Common_Actuator8405

Me when I smell sweet beans and macaroni and cheese and hot dogs


TheButtChewks

Sweet beans on a hot dog hit different


not4knot

SWIM AWAY!!!


BlueTeale

Fish are friends, not food. What was that Sharks name? This makes me think of him


AgravainFury

Either Bruce (Great White), Anchor (Hammerhead), or Chum (Mako, I think?)


oldguykicks

I though chum was a blue. I'm going to see if I can find something.


Lady_Warhead

Nope chum is a mako!


[deleted]

I thought it was horrifying until I realized that what I thought were the “eyes” are really the nostrils. Now I just see a sharp tooth derp and I love it.


Juansero29

Those three fish chillin' in his blind spot just like "he can't see us bro lol let's stay right here lol"


Steaming_Kettle

Never thought about it before, but how do they see shit in front of them


BBLLAAKKEE12

I am friend. Not food.


LonelyDelirium

lol


fatsmats

🐟 are Steering that sharkie!


uglyKIDmoe

From frightening to goofy in the turn of a snout


Jkoochie

This. This right here is why I have a deep deeeeep fear of any and all water dwelling things.


RankledCat

I’m always so amazed that the little fish are so damn chill around this gorgeous death machine!


Equivalent-Draft-173

Very Handsome


malcome-the-spedbump

Can I pat the snoot?


noctus5

Damn man this shit is scary


Reese_Redgrave

Eesshhh. I got shivers.


Taliasimmy69

This gave me so much anxiety.


MansonVixen

The goofy little eyes ❤


Calibred2

No


Redlilee

Nightmare fuel


shattmitto

Anything with teeth like that ain’t “friendly” in mother nature’s book. She has intent


Jenivegas

Noping out. Nope. Nope. And Nope. Just so we are clear.


theknight8

Lookin mighty tasty, mah love.


BiGMTN_fudgecake

Fish are friends not food


Dial407

Boop the nose


Cream-Reasonable

Well at least its smiling


xxslushee

Fish are friends! Not food!


Neiga

It's face looks so menacing from the front with it's razor sharp teeth and then it turns and it's eyes awkwardly say "is there something on my face?"


the_frajh_mahal

Fluffy!


jwd2279

Hello! My name’s Bruce!!


holleratmee

Fish are friends, not food!


Responsible_Sector25

It looks scary until you see the eye, then it looks confused


TheButtPlugProposal

Here kitty kitty


Z4Zoloft

He’s beautiful 💕


Lady_Warhead

Give him a smoochie on the nose!


GtotheeeG

That little side eye he gave you was kinda cute. Would pet his head if I could guarantee he wouldn’t eat my arm.


DansDutchDonuts

Cute dog


Randyg1992

Fish are friends not food 🦈


Toxic_Jerry

And cute fishies.


grtgingini

Bruce! Fish are friends!


dubbymcdub

Fish are friends. Not food. -Finding Nemo


FreeTheCaged

Beautiful eyes


whims-and-worries

Oh man i want to boop that snoot


Longjumping-Debt-306

Fish are friends, not food!


SHARKHORSE2001

Ooooo i wanna boop the shark, maybe attempt hug


[deleted]

I love how the eyes are just like 👀


0wGeez

I've swum with those sharks before in Manly, Australia. Just awesome creatures, pretty gentle but gave me a big scare. I was just chilling and a small stingray decided to take a rest on my hand so I was focusing on that. Another diver pointed behind me so I turned around and was face to face with the grey nurse shark not more than half a metre away. Scared the shit out of me!! The shark just looked at me and was like bro it's a prank and just moved on....


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss your car’s extended warranty?


larasgalaxy

Aww, he's just a big curious water puppy! If you learn anything about sharks, you know they are not "mindless killing machines " and generally will leave humans alone unless provoked. They are magnificent and vital parts of the ocean ecosystem and should be respected not feared and killed at every opportunity just because of some dumb movie you saw.


Altruistic_Rip8132

Hey Bruce 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


DaniB3

He looks derpy at the very end


Dizzy_Green

At first I was scared, and then I saw his big ol derp eyes and I chuckled. Sharks are so silly


sharpshot877

Homie probably just wants some pets


Excellent_Fail9908

If sharks can smell fear, he’d know I about pissed myself after being entranced for about three seconds.


romerlys

Non cavitating caries lesion on 26


Key-Economist-1243

Bruce: *Hello*


bubbaforreal

Is there a brand of toilet paper that is waterproof?????


iamjaei

Face to face now we're escalating, when I have to put boots to asses - The Rock -


cssmith2011cs

Sharks are so derpy. Lol


revengewithonor

THAT’S LIKE…. 4800 TEETH!!!!


redfox329

"Alright I'll smile, now take your damn picture!"


fmlchris

That's just Bruce.


Ravendaii

The fish on its forehead comforted me


extreme-measures

Bruce!


Reaper2050

Hey, I'm gon eat y'all. I'm gon eat that hairy leg


juju0010

Strange Wilderness. https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI


1newnotification

BRUUUUUCE


ranchdumpstersauce

*Attack on Titan theme plays in my head.*


[deleted]

Fuckin’ mouth breathers.


Iloverocksalot

“Hello, I’m Bruce”


moneycashdane

Good thing you passed the ocular patdown


mazerim

BRUCE!!! Fish are friends, not food!


[deleted]

No, Bruce, I do not trust you.


M1Ssund3RstOod

Lil sexy shark lmao 😂


magdhaa

Why I'm feel bad when I see that!


booper369

… can they see you from that angle?


thaantichrist

Wtf. Sometimes I think sharks are so cute, I guess it depends on the angle… because this is not cute. Not cute at all lol


gehazi707

Teeth! Teeth!


TheMemoryOfAGoldfish

This should be on r/oddlyterrifying


hulkut

Eye roll at end. Shark has to be like: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this one.


Darth_Destructus

'allo


22Doodles

It’s Bruce!


PakistaniAmerican

Reminded me of Bruce.


Blue_Wildflower

JAWS


Mr_Prismatic

Banjo-Kazooie Clanker PTSD


shnigflobashnoobadee

It looks like my friends when i take the last slice of pizza


ShinyHappyMeeples

Meanwhile, the small fish there are like: “Yeah, that’s what I thought, you don’t want none of this, bitch.”


marti52106

Most sharks are scary till they close there mouths then the just look like the derpest animal you've ever seen


SquidFlasher

I call them meat bags with teeth


SamD321

Henlo 👋


Rexcovering

Here come the nightmares and I hope I’m brave enough to fight him and not wake up panicking!


fatherhuel

I’ll kick his ass. The hell he looking at me like that for?


lazy-dude

The little fishies around his head is equivalent to butterflies buzzing around our heads on land?


AssassinRaelyn

Nope nope. Throw the whole ocean away! Can't do ir


Minnymoon13

It’s weird seeing them from the front view


tofuroll

Hi, my name's Bruce.


RepresentativeWeb244

Bruce!


MoonWorshipper36

“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."


Sheild-

The sea is nothing to be afraid of they said, it will be fun they said


AppletonDisposal

Yeah you better look away.


AnarchistPriest

I imagine him saying "hello" in the same voice as Mr. Frog from smiling friends.


beachfamlove671

This happened to me once … at the aquarium.


BlueMoonlight1407

Kinda disappointed it was not a jumpscare-


S1lentA0

In the end its just a fish. No biggie.


Jaded-Saint

Fish are friends not food


ConstipatedGibbon

"prepare to die you son of a bitch.... wait, you're not Lloyd. Myyyy mistake"