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BadMonkey2468

He must be thankful that rusty ass revolver stopped working after he slipped on the floor


Enrys

was it a malfunction or out of ammunition? i forget after reading up on this story


EmergencyWaste3217

Happy cake day


BasedHumanistical

Happy cake day!!!


fqtcvck

happy cake day


ultrabeastdank

Happy cake day


BicycleSweet1718

criminals must be stupid, the dude aimed for the most protected part of the guard. props to the security guard tho for reacting as quick as he did and risking his life


sc1zzla

apparently, during live gunfire, most criminals panic and aim for the largest area they can find/see, sometimes not even aiming anywhere at all and just shooting randomly until something hits their target.


ctpbvsal

I like how his blood trail draws a gun


Maynrds

I thought it looked like it was giving the dude a middle finger, but yours is much funnier.


whatwoah234

Looks like a ray gun


impostor_69

Nice drawing though


ctpbvsal

Yes, very impressive


Live_Buy8304

Pew pew pew


oopsiedaisypepperoni

I can’t


SatansCatfish

Missed a chance to write his name on the floor


Forsaken_Day_1266

Drew a gun tho as a signature


Benwiththedevil

Dude turned him into a human etch a sketch.


schweindooog

Reminds me of the aussie neck stabbing. Something about neck squirts and jelly legs that's so intriguing


dunwichgrond

Link ?


chironex101

https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/vy715p/man_in_brisbane_recently_stabbed_in_an_artery_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


schweindooog

It pops up every once in a while but gets removed after a few hours everytime Keep an eye out. A biiiig boy charges a guy with a knife, stabby stabby in the neck, he contemplates his life for 10 seconds, then wobble legs and is out. Big squirts too


Sorde21_Meeps

Most threads remove the video, like the dead link Chiron provided. r/CrazyFuckingVideos still has it - https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/vwdm6v/man\_stabbed\_in\_australia\_no\_other\_info\_and\_not\_my/


cancercauser69

That was a quick draw from the guard.


Zealousideal-Band369

Probably an OG call of duty gamer lol


[deleted]

good for the guard


Admirable_Ice_914

Yeah but this might fuck him up


[deleted]

oh ofc it will don’t get me wrong, i mean good for him for not just freezing and reacting so fast yk


Admirable_Ice_914

Yeah yeah I always feel so bad for them though taking someone’s life would suck if you’re not heartless


OpeningCookie1358

Yeah, then to see them go like that. He needs to do some shrooms and talk to a tree or something after this.


Admirable_Ice_914

Was the shot in the neck? Trying to figure out how the blood came out like that


SquooshyCatboy

looks like a shot to an artery.


Admirable_Ice_914

Ah okay ty I’m not good with anatomy lol


SquooshyCatboy

My assumption? it hit the neck and grazed an artery, which allowed the high pressure blood to.. yknow.. fwooosh.


Admirable_Ice_914

Fwoosh


schweindooog

Fwwwooooooooosh


Sir_Distic

Yes. Probably carotid or jugular. His heart was pumping from fear and it was probably a big enough would that the pressure just spouted. He was passing out in the turnstile from blood loss.


SirRumpole

He was seen clutching his neck. So it’s probably the carotid artery (strong pulsatile blood) and quick exsanguination.


SpiritedYam1845

That's so embarrassing 😬😬


Forsaken_Day_1266

Can't be embarrassed when you dead


PsyopVet

I’m surprised he stayed on his feet for so long.


Lim__Jahey__TPS

He did street art with his blood


STEW-LEE76_yt

One of them kinda looks like a pp a 2nd grader would draw :)


ProlificParrot

[Mandy News article on incident](https://mandynews.com/robber-killed-during-attempted-bank-robbery-in-brazil/) On Monday, June 20th, a criminal named Nilton César Silva Aguiar was shot and killed during an attempted robbery at a banking agency in São Mateus do Maranhão, Brazil. G1, a Brazilian news outlet, was the first to report that a criminal was killed during an attempted robbery at a banking agency in So Mateus do Maranho. The entire criminal incident, which lasted around two minutes, was captured by intelbras, which are local security cameras. According to the news, the robbery suspect arrived at the bank with two other robbers who have yet to be identified. The trio claimed to be customers and even sat at a service counter, according to information obtained by MandyNews.com. In the viral video, Nilton César can be seen trying to surrender the bank’s security guard who quickly reacted to the robbery. After he was shot, the two began exchanging gunfire. The guy even attempted to exit the bank after walking a few meters inside to try to target the security guard. Nilton César died instantly when he fell through the rotating door of the banking institution. The other suspects were able to flee the scene. The guard was shot in the arm and was rushed to the local hospital. His health status was unknown at the time of this report. According to the Civil Police of Maranho (PC-MA), Nilton César was one of 10 convicts who escaped from the Professor José Ribamar Leite jail in Teresina in April 2022. The suspect is suspected of being involved in the kidnapping of a merchant in Castelo do Piau.


Sir_Distic

He didn't die instantly. You can see him pass out slowly. Possibly a translation issue.


257joker

Youre right, it probably meant he died in the rotating door


mashedpotatoejuice

Eyy that was on my birthday


rtholla

Yeahhh definitely didn't die instantly and thankfully so at that. He deserved to see what was coming his way and to experience that fear and panic before passing for trying to execute that security officer for doing his job.


Dear_Ad_3673

I think the robber knew it was a wrap! He just wanted to get the guard at that point..


Forsaken_Day_1266

Failed at that too


SirRumpole

Bullet hit the left carotid artery in the neck. You can see the strong pulsatile blood flow shooting from the neck leaving trails on the floor. The carotids (together with the vertebral arteries) supply blood to the brain. As he bleeds out, blood pressure began to drop progressively until blood couldn’t reach his brain, leading to loss of consciousness and subsequent death from exsanguination.


FormerNovel8

hit him in a major artery, that guy passed out before he felt pain


papa_bean420

Security guard went to pop a medkit and reload real swift, gamer 🫡


Jelly_Lungs

Is he pissing from his neck or arm? Can’t make it out. Also the clean up would have been a bit grim


awkwardspaghetti

Looks like neck, he keeps grabbing it. He was squirting like a fountain.


se7en0311

It looks like a treasure map 🗺️


OrdinaryJealous

This gave me a nice laugh this morning 😂


x_haste_o

Reminds of me when you don’t slit a ketchup packet enough and then ya squeeze the fuck out of it.


BiGFaT1999

I knew he was done when the first bullet ripped and his door splattered. Only arteries rupture like that. In my training if someone bleeds like that from a gun wound you only have seconds to attempt to stop the bleeding. No way homeboy was gonna make it.


Fancy_Cherry

Wtf did he expect


[deleted]

Get rocked motherfucker


False_Local4593

I love watching this one!


Zealousideal-Band369

You and all the brazilian population


Power_Metal_Neo

Looks like robber gun is a toy


Gametik

No, you can see the guard was shot as he was leaking some blood too.


big_daug6932

Damn. Dude bled out


bluEfya

Love this one


Ok_Safe_6275

Imagine seeing that much blood pouring out of yourself. Yikes !


DrJeyk1L

Boyyyy that cop is lucky as hell


Zealousideal-Band369

Or a call of duty veteran


Dipspitdrinker

Homeboy sprung a leak


dianaprince620

Trapped in a glass case of emotion


BuilderCharacter1257

Damn


h4ck3rbr0

Why does this sub keep reposting old clips


BuilderCharacter1257

Seeing the blood come out of him like that its weird to me i hunt and when i shoot animals there blood don't shoot out like that


rosemarygin00

This is very obviously an arterial bleed from the neck. It would most definitely spray and spurt that fast and that far.


BuilderCharacter1257

I shot animals in the neck before it never happend


Lawyersquad

Shoot yourself in the neck and see if it’s real


rosemarygin00

ER nurse here, can confirm that very much appears real. I wasn’t present, so nothing is 100%. I’m happy you haven’t had to witness stuff like this. In no way would I want to see an animal suffer and slowly bleed out in a panic.


Clashyjammer1126

Then you’re a bad hunter. You shouldn’t be shooting game in the neck.


BuilderCharacter1257

I don't keep them i just kill them they are to much of them where i live


Clashyjammer1126

Doesn’t matter, you’re still a poor hunter if you aim for the neck. The goal of hunting is to take the game in a painless way by hitting a lethal area in their body. Aiming for the neck or head is seen as poor shooting due to the high probability of not hitting a very small target like the brain and causing the animal pain as opposed to a larger organ such as the heart or lungs. You would know this if you were a decent hunter. Source: I am a hunter


BuilderCharacter1257

I don't aim for the neck the wind fucked up my shot and i don't care where i shoot them i do it for the fun of it


Clashyjammer1126

You don’t care where you shoot an animal and you kill for fun. You’re either a troll, or you are a huge issue with hunting communities today. Genuinely an awful hunter and person.


BuilderCharacter1257

Get mad i can do what i want lol


Clashyjammer1126

You can. That doesn’t stop you from being a shitty person though lol.


eshhayyy

Why do you seem so open and proud about shooting animals you trisomy troglodyte


b_like_mike4

You sound like the literal embodiment of a redneck lol


BuilderCharacter1257

Im a mexcan but i can speak in a redneck voice


Jappanese_shrek69

He's playing pretend with that gun XD


Ok_Cap_5166

Holy shit


Sea_Crab_8552

Windows paint


Budads

Quality content


Chris_Cross501

Robber's a gusher


Born_Chicken8089

u/savevideobot


whitecinnamon911

This is one of my all time favorite videos


drunk__sheep

W guard


Forsaken_Day_1266

Dude you bleeding to death fuck messed up robbery, drop gun and hope first aider is on site to stop you from dying....


sergeant_cabbage

u/savevideo


MexicanImmigrantICE

Damn, I' didn't know that being shot once would cause you to bleed so much, but that depends on where you're shot at.


Icy_Genome

u/savevideo


Will_The_Bear

How the blood spills reminds me of the video game Postal. It doesn't even look real... Even though it is real.


Audixtremepenguin

Looks like he was trying to write is name with his blood


Zealousideal-Band369

I love seeing dumb thugs like this idiot geting killed


Goose-Motion

That was a nice hat too. What a waste


BklynBrawla78

Lady in the green shirt at the beginning of the video walked away like nothing was happening behind her 😂! Everyone else was diving for cover and she strolled along like she was shopping!


Educational_Virus360

14 sec remaining and he drew a gun with his blood!


Material-Bear4667

Jesus fuck..


1stClasswarlock

The bullet hit the artery in the neck. Which explains why he's bleeding profusely. That was a bullseye shot.


chalk95000

Bro got devious


BraveStudy5720

Nice shot


Jasmineeyre

That woman in the green top just casually makes her way out and doesn’t even flinch after gunshots. Can’t help but envision the ‘thug life’ meme on the back of her head whilst she walks 🕶🚬


Prophet_of_yahweh

It is wild to watch someone bleed out in real time


Hazmatix_art

God damn it’s like that scene from the watchmen


ShouldFly

Never seen someone leave a snail trail of blood like that before


wither_army

Is it just me or did it look like God was using ms paint


NarrowQuail2814

Bro got nailed in his carotid artery. That’s gotta suck. Bad.


Ghostiestboi

Homie got fucked up


AsterRapt0r

Bro painted a picture 💀


_boxed_fruit_

My guy I think you have bigger issues than money at this point


The_Real_Jackal

u/savevideo


ray920

reminds me of an etch a sketch


gaysername

Yep. People think shit is too easy, at least scout to see if theres a security with a gun who is hired to do exactly this.


hoeslayer666

Dumbass guard, not only not paying attention but he pulled a gun knowing the robbers gun could've gone off and killed the poeples he's supposed to protect.


ABlockOfDust

what did you want him to do…?


Office_Potato_17

Foresee the future obviously 🙄