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TheEighthTriagram

This is the build I envision when I see most guards in the park. Run around the court chucking threes and not playing a shred of defense.


[deleted]

And it works because they have a pushover friend they convinced to make a center and set picks for them all game


Vagina_Woolf

I take offense to that. Some of us are in it for the unrivaled erotic bliss that comes with ruining someone's day nothing gets me hard quite like fucking up some sweaty dribble god with a block then breaking into a rendition of "My Humps" as I wield my enormous ass like a battering ram and forge a path to the rim for the easy 2 points no fancy dribble moves or shooting skill. just a meaty man bumping meat.


teeuzumaki

honestly don’t even know what to say


iLike2k

Just smile and nod


FloGritty

![gif](giphy|Ch31IjylFWM8M)


Vagina_Woolf

the sound of a 14 year old screeching into a shitty xbox mic helps me sleep at night


dubblechzburger

I hope that last line was a Big E reference lol


Vagina_Woolf

of course it was. surely I'm not the only one compelled to yell BIG MEATY MEN BUMPIN MEAT every time I back someone down to the rim lol


Roy_likes_pie

TLDR, you're so dummy thicc the sound of your ass cheeks clapping alerts the guards


17AJ06

This has to be a copypasta


CaptainJamesFitz

and this is why 7'3 max wingspawn centers are the only and true way of man beating.


FischerAzrael

based big man maneuvers


JR32OFFICIAL

Yup😂


adamsauce

Also no passing the ball.


Baller4centuries

Only guards who have literally 0 skill create a build like this for bail out 3s and rim runs


Lord-Victorious

Unstoppable game breaking demi god?


Bkooda

Demi gods play D and able to pass 🤷


Trinenox

It's an Emigod bro just forgot the D


Deep-Acanthaceae-659

70 something pass accuracy and he can sit corner on a team with a lock. This build is really good. Edit: maybe my math was wrong and that pass accuracy is a bit lower but once your in the 60s it becomes decent


Bkooda

To me sitting in a corner is not demi god player, its just being a pure role player. Its why I dont play rec with people who dont play irl. Sitting in a corner isnt a thing constantly. Thats the games fault in how it forces un realism so it is what it is I guess. Corner demi god it is


Deep-Acanthaceae-659

Ok. Doesn't matter to this dudes gameplay experience. That build is fully capable of catching many dubs when playing in the right lineup. Don't know why people are so angry about that lol


Bkooda

Who’s angry lol? Just stating it’s clearly not a demi god build


Deep-Acanthaceae-659

90% of this subreddit anytime someone posts a build without defense


[deleted]

Defense is part of the game. This is a really bad build.


Zero-Begotten

i agree with the first statement, but this build was meta since last year


[deleted]

Sure last year it was passable, but it was not the meta. It's a low IQ build.


Deep-Acanthaceae-659

I have a guard build with the same amount of defense and a park win% north of 70% and that's mostly on the 2s. Dont need jacked up stats to play decent defense


[deleted]

Nobody said jacked up defense. Just some defense will do. You also have a bad build and that's fine lol. 2's is pretty dumb basketball for the most part tbh.


Baller4centuries

This build takes no skill… high 3pt for bail out shots and driving dunk for rim runs + the build have no defense and complain about not being able to guard people


Ricanlegend

https://i.imgur.com/rt8YT6T.jpg I seen worst


Lil_dimeaz

How did that even add up to 99 ovr in the builder lmfao


swiftyb

for real like if you go into the roster editor with those same stats i feel like that would make a player thats like rated 78 or something


Lil_dimeaz

78 is generous tbh this is basically a worse matt thomas


McDaddyisfrosty

Bro said I’m fast and i shoot and that’s it


Professor_Daxter

The shep owens build


gleeson630

Peep the speed with ball.


McDaddyisfrosty

He fast just not with the ball


Ran_um2_sents

Lmao


slashingtakeover

What in the holy hell is that abomination 🤣


JonFawkes3

Bruh. Just no way


Zizrq

Looking at this build made me mad for some reason😭


SmallFootball8473

That’s almost a good corner camper who can cut baseline.. until I saw he was 5’7


ThanosxSwan

I've seen that wtf😭😭😭


Bkooda

What in the ymca is that???! Why would anyone do that lmao


AlwaysWin23

That’s definitely a defensive liability


JR32OFFICIAL

Smfh


demarderozanburner

What the fuck😭😭


redditman4000000000

How he got no handles


iMT_Slim

Dude can’t do anything but shoot


teeuzumaki

he can also run fast, just not with the ball in his hand


JuliusPepperwood85

Probably has like 30 badges total


rxgetotrue1

Pure spot up


Torgerr

What in the middle aged white man is this😭


xDrunkenAimx

Nahhh 😂


Chief_Lightning

Ewww, wtf?


sdmartyn

I spat out my water


SenseiDaDom

This is the WORST build EVER CREATED. I laughed the HEALTHIEST of laughs


SSNappa

I'm tired of fucking missing 😤


mlong5589

This guy was a left right cheeser last year


AbeMV702

Who cares what build they have. As long as they are having fun


WinAntique4578

This is the only nontoxic comment. 2k community doesn’t like that


elcarOehT

If them having fun means you don’t then it’s fair to care


Greek-Neek

2k players when randoms who their never going to play with have bad defence 😱😱😱


qasuaI

a build for ppl who sit corner on defense


sauceavelli

This is a pro am/rec iso build, he's going to be surrounded by four locks that can shoot. I would never make it but I like the challenge of facing these teams.


hiroshimiyagi

not gonna lie just played a guy with this build almost exactly, with 3 locks surrounding him. Its not an easy build to deal with.


HustlaCJ

I made a build 10 times better than this tho


Mr-Yan918

Obviously the defense is horrible but that offense is insane


[deleted]

Tf? No it isn't. It's garbage all around. With no strength/vert, that Driving Dunk is useless. A 90 3-PT and 82 BH can be found on any other that **HAS** built defence.


JR32OFFICIAL

What 2k are you playing? For that build strength means nothing.


[deleted]

Strength matters for drives.


JohnCasey14

No it doesn't. Ja throws down in this game and has like 42 strength or something. Badges matter more.


BluePantera

Not when you have Slippery


SUPERFASTCARvroom

Strength does not matter for dunk


JR32OFFICIAL

Not in this build. I’ve seen people with no strength drive and drive and dunk. Means nothing with this build.


CanA7fold

No it doesn’t. Strength doesn’t matter for dunking. Do your research


JR32OFFICIAL

I just said that lol


theabsolute00

You gotta know when you’re wrong lol


Confident_Antelope88

1. It’s 90 ball handle. 2. What about that mixed with 92 DD and 80 speed? You have to be a complete moron to say it’s garbage offensively.


[deleted]

77 Vert negates the offensive threat.


Confident_Antelope88

Not entirely. Yeah he doesn’t get the elite contacts, but he still has 92 DD, 90 ball handle, and 90 three ball. A good player who guards corner will cook with this build on offense. I don’t agree with it, and I wouldn’t touch a build with no defense. But you’re just a hater to say this build sucks offensively


BluTactical

75 is pro contacts tho lmfao, you're just an idiot


[deleted]

Newsflash, you can get Pro Contacts without sacrificing Defence. They've dropped everything on Defence and can't even get Elite. Pointless and garbage.


BluTactical

When did i say anything about defense? You clearly stated "offensive threat" and 77 vert exclusively. lmfao clown


shadynastysasshole_

Bro what lol On current gen you don’t need vert to dunk on people. I think I got my vert at 40 and I’m doing mj dunks lol that shit is not as important as u think it isn


[deleted]

If by "Current Gen" you mean "Old Gen", that certainly looks like The City in the background not The Boat. I could be wrong. I haven't actually used the 2K Card screen so that might somehow indicate the version being Old Gen. If you do, in fact, mean "Current Gen" as in PS5/XS then I can tell you Vertical means a hell of a lot more this year than previous years.


Greek-Neek

Xbox one / ps4 is current gen whereas Xbox Series s&x / ps5 is next gen, it’s not that hard to understand considering it’s literally in the game title. I don’t understand what you’re accomplishing by using unofficial names and using quotation marks acting like the other guy was using the incorrect names. And stop acting all sophisticated, you’re not… if you’ve played the game, either edition you’d know that’s current gen not next gen and that’s to no fault of the 2k card menu just your inability to remember the map 🤷‍♂️


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[deleted]

Nope. This generation is now 2 years old, it's what's current. Get over it. Virgin? Lol, got me. Get a job and upgrade, broke boy.


shadynastysasshole_

Ur so hopeless


[deleted]

Cute.


Heartlxss_capalot

if that’s current gen vertical doesn’t have anything to do with scoring at all


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[deleted]

Ignoring the fact that both are technically correct, are you so ignorant as to correct someone's spelling when the US is literally the only country who spells it that way?


MeNotStable

Idk what it is with some Americans, but they always seem to believe that the US is the only country in the world


Snoo_16992

MyCareer MVP


StraightShootahh

It’s a 3s build where he guards the non-threat on D. Problem is that pass acc. means it’s ass on offense as well lmao


DaBigJim20202

Build name “score first traffic cone”


channingman

Traffic cones stronger than that


Indigo3294

Toxicity at its finest all that and u don't even have a 99 three ball and your passing is par at best 🤦🏽🤢🤮


Environmental-Tree-5

Build look insane at first glance til I seen that defense🤣


Vlonedrugz

A waste of VC that’s what


rxgetotrue1

A corner sitter on defense


TnoGWP

3&D Player but the D is for Dunk


Implement-Playful

Dude was thinking “score” when making this build


fatboyjayy

A liability. lol


Clear-Radish4155

Bro said - “I wanna dunk, drop 3’s and dribble” - he then went and made his build


CalllmeDragon

I mean, probably will work for them considering they’re never going to pass it


kvvyn

Looks someone had a kid with Zeus. My game doesn’t even load anymore. Thanks build.


BTackett30

Barbecue Chicken as Shaq would say


BDZeus32

This is the Rec Pro-Am special .. too many dudes do this because it’s easy af to shit in the gameplay of 2K and just run circles till you get open and throw up a 3 most likely sucks against the CPU cause it doesn’t allow him to run the same circles it does around other users but this player most likely dominates tf out of an online park or rec games


DredgeTenebrous

He ain’t ever passing is what that is 😂


lilshawnyy420

i would _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ before making this build


siricall911

This is why I'm snatching ankles with 89 handle, keep doing it pls you make this shit so easy for me


Unique_Cantaloupe589

Let me put my glasses on..yup it’s a 3pt shot creator


blangoez

I call that the “community build.” Gonna get have a million turnovers with that pass accuracy so that they can complain about defense needing a nerf. Gonna get dropped on defense with that pitiful perimeter D so that they can complain about dribble gods needing a nerf. They get to have the best of both worlds complaining about offense and defense. It’s what the community does best lol complain


eyyikey

I remember when someone said that some of these players still need pie charts and dear god do they need them


rocco5w

its another victim to the exploitative characteristics of the new builder 😕😕😕 it was way too complicated for this guy and he already spent money only to find out his build sucks


Lanky-Bank-320

Why tf is vc so high in This game


CallMeKayy-_-

This, is a liability. Mfs really out here wit ZERO defense💀💀💀


Jazzlike_Lecture2743

I’ve seen this one, I think it’s called a “Ball-Hogging Defensive Liability”. Pretty unique name


AddisonFrance

Pretty solid. Defense and passing look like they gotta hit at least 60


xLettleLi

My lord… ![gif](giphy|daNaV0ui7eQhLg6teg)


YRN_Loki

BBQ CHICKEN, That's what it is🤣🤣🤣🤣


MylesLaFlare

The build that’s going to either scream for help the whole time on defense or blame his connection for lagging or also say he’s getting screened even though they are not Lol


FadeLlkeKobe

I'm eating this nigga alive


PandaCrazed

Probably a funny rebirth build they made to bait a post like this


SixGunChimp

The whole build is built around shooting 3 pointers, but he's limited himself to only 90 3 pointer?


KingKontroversy

this is the build that "carried" the team and swears he is NOT the reason why the team lost... His man ended the game with 47


CanA7fold

I mean he probably has a friend that has insane defense. I bet a casual posted this


Deep-Acanthaceae-659

Always. This Reddits average win percent gotta be like 35 percent


CanA7fold

This whole place is just filled with bums who don’t understand how comp works 🤣


Ransfordfusion

Yeah anytime I see posts like this I immediately think “this person has 0 clue how competitive 2k works”


Darkaboy45

Trash


KazutoKirigaya23

That is James Harden


Darrensreddit

It doesn’t looks that bad


redditman4000000000

A park “Demi god”


L_DuBBinCali

Ouch no defense @ all


TheBoyBrushedRed3

Worst build I’ve ever seen


cartagena_11

Those are literally the type of buildups I hate. That has to be a 12 year old kid


sauceavelli

Win or lose, we always wonder how long they can have fun watching the pg shoot for over 50 percent of the teams shots 😂


VirtuallyGifted

There's so many of these guards in the park it's ridiculous


DeeJaySkiii

Looks like the typical comp pro am build zone defense is being ran so the defense can really just come down to getting some coverage on the shooters


piff_boogley

Average solo queue rec teammate


Hayden4502

bro can’t guard a chair😂


Triangle-Baby

I believe the term is min-maxed


datlanta

Pretty standard sweaty rec/pro-am squad build.


Danny2223

😹😹😹


OriginalProgress1711

A 3PT Shot Creator. It says it right there.


Mysterious_Rough_663

New meta built lol


arenasfan00

When a 12 year old has access to his mother’s credit card and YouTube


Regular-Presence9432

It’s a 2k22 build 😂


cgjanes44

the average random.💀


Crixzly

Why is his speed higher than his speed with ball???


Professor_Daxter

Ironically if you flip this, that’s my build.. I have 99 in both rebound 85-90 in steals and blocks and defense.. my only shooting is from backdown and standing dunks… went full shaq


cdubb6600

These the builds that be closing app in the rec when that park bullshit is shut down


HotWorldliness123

it’s baby food


GioDaFinesseKid

This is my build, but mine has Somewhat Defense and great Pass Acc. And 80 Strength also mine is 6’6 230 Its a really fun all around build i can posterize,shoot 3s and he dribbles amazing


jaysage7

Defensive liability, definitely a park build lol


Chief_Lightning

All I see is a PG who is going to get bullied.


saviorlito

Lunch.


osamaisbacc

"3pt shot creator"


NotJackspedicy

This is what you call a whoever-offense-on-him build.


domgotbankTTV

Wassuh people check out my clip bc i dont know how to post in this group loll


HustlaCJ

I have a pg like this but with high perimeter defense and steals…92 driving dunk/90 3pt shot/82 vert for the contacts…high strength…got compared to dame lilard


Torgerr

People just don’t make sense. My build is better in every category except 3pt, speed and accel. With that being said, I have 88 perimeter defense, 70 interior/steal/block, and 85 defensive rebounding. I might not be able to hit stepback 3’s whenever I want, but it’s an 82 and I can hit 3’s when I need to


WideEggplant9185

lol this my build except i’m 6’3


Quest_For_Obamium

It’s a 3PT Shot Creator


Known_Schedule_1309

I mean that’s what you have to do if you want a good ball handle 92 driving and a 90 3pt with 90 speed and 99 stamina


snkrhead101

He’s trying to get a girlfriend 😂


Low_Perspective3589

This is a god awful build


MinimumPenalty

This ain’t a demigod it’s a semigod


IcedOutACE

A Sharp Facilitator they just renamed it from 2k16


AerieComprehensive79

Defense ass😂


IMAPRO_d-_-b

It's It's waste of time lol


SlugJones

This sweaty nerd shit is why I don’t play park


Brolis_

He gets paid for the offense and not the defence


maxstevens54

Lol this is basically my first build haha, slightly better defence tho. I just went with the meta of last years 2k basically, but now making a 6’8 PG or 6’7 not sure.


butstillkeepitreal

This dude is a liability in the REC


AgentSmith09

It’s 2k. It’s what people are doing now. They make offensive builds and kinda hope they get paired with a defensive one. People made all red builds back in the day this is the same just flipped


ChewieSkittles53

The Donovan Mitchell build.


Cgonz6190

Lmao a park build that comes with a ball and chain center with brick wall on hof. I live by “3’s over two’s” but absolutely no defense at all? Lmao that bum is counting on shooting threes all game.


maxvigneux_

I’m just a shot creator my build is similar to Kyrie But I know how to play D


domdotski

Man wasted all that money.


gsboss9000

Is this the steezo build?


ZackLacks

Buckets, all I see is easy buckets on them


I8I24I

This actually a good build 5v5 & even 3v3 if squaded w a good lock. Edit: nvrm his passing too low. Still can get away with tho just cant do cross court passes or even bailout


sauceavelli

I believe it. Maybe he just wants to play mycareer mostly 😂


pepper1no

These are my rec mates. Standing in the corner waiting for the ball


bigbaconboypig

putting pass accuracy down is telling


Fluid-Purpose7958

POV: you are an asshole that will never pass the damn ball, but will keep spamming left right combos until you get an open 3 or an open lane to the basket


Prestigious-Rock201

LMFAOOO