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GlassGuava886

Drop bear death is a serious issue. It would be a good guess the sh\*t being posted is probably by Aussies or Kiwis while the rest of the world sleeps. We are arseholes like that.


LightPast1166

So many tourists ignore the drop bear warnings and venture out into the bush unaccompanied. Sadly, for the many that never return, they never get to pass on their own warnings of the drop bears.


cupcakesare____

We had a co-worker on exchange from our Japanese head office. We warned him. We even gave him Vegemite when he said he was going bush walking, but he left it on his desk. Ripped his face clean off.


LightPast1166

The fool. Did you stress how important it was to liberally smear the vegemite behind the ears?


cupcakesare____

Of course!!! He just laughed.


LightPast1166

I guess he's not laughing so much now.


pipopapupupewebghost

Poor guy


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pipopapupupewebghost

Me too


GlassGuava886

They go for the unaccompanied. No doubt.


Dickere

Lol, harsh to your own kind there.


GlassGuava886

We keep it real. ;)


Reddster_12

Cause of death "Stabbed by a kiwi"


GlassGuava886

Lol. What a way to go. ;)


Reddster_12

Cause of death crushed by a disgusting elephant seal


ExcellentTrade7359

lol or maybe a kid whos bs


Pyewacket62

Lost my dear old mum to a Drop Bear....vicious little buggers.


RadicalLeftyRed

I'm not gonna volunteer, of course, but here's an upvote. That's, like, sorta the same, right?


onioning

I too support someone else volunteering.


moondogie

I like how the opening is a better murder than alot of posts. Good mod.


Silly_Explanation171

Was pausing to say this on my way out. You beat me to it. So here's an upvote


CurlSagan

It makes perfect sense, somehow, that the mods here would wear cute footie pajamas rather than sleep in the buff.


Iangator

Hey not *all* the mods wear pajamas :P


Felonui

Filled it out. I mod AssholeDesign as well and am typically active during requested hours


EnigmaticSorceries

I am an Indian and its really frustrating to see posts with references to people I don't know anything about. I feel like I deserve this job because I have nothing to do during lockdown. Also I am not threatened by a drop bear because I don't know what the fuck that is.


ResponsibleTank8154

It's a fake creature made to scare tourists in Australia. It looks like a koala with sharp teeth and drops on peoples heads to kill them


Slow_Project_5959

I think I will leave reddit forever and a year because I too have NO idea what anyone ever talks about. You tube is a little strange sometimes but at least it is understandable.


cartmaneric10

I'm a resident bogan and would be keen on crushing the lubruls but I have to keep my drop bear death squad on their toes incase the land Nemo's strike


GlassGuava886

Tough gig. Only a true bogan has the innate abilities required. Someone else can sort the lubruls. You have special skills.


cartmaneric10

The army is almost ready


pie_monster

*Emus have entered the chat*


gelftheelf

Missed opportunity to call them: Overnight **Murderators**


uwu_the_paladin

Hey wait I'm Australian


JTBSpartan

Are you guys still taking applications? I'd be more than happy to volunteer.


zorlon_cannon

Try weeding out the 50 daily reposts if you want to up the sub quality


much_bad_gramer

If I had the data I could make an AI for it


FrozenFajita

I confidently support other people volunteering. I *would* since I’m currently being menaced in Drop Bear Land, but sadly only found this madhouse recently. Good luck!


Germz989

I mean it all sounds good but i couldn't handle my pp being called smol


JohnFrum696969

Same here! My life could have gone a completely different direction if I had had overnight moderators.


Doomguyonreddit

Please guys. Permanently ban politics from this subreddit. I can’t stand the folks from r/politicalhumor ruining this subreddit and it shouldn’t be another political subreddit.


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RowBowBooty

Lol all mods are gay, we just want you to know that going into this


nwkraken

Omfg this is the best mod reach I've ever read. Lmao


jajabinxiscoming4u

Who tf gave this post an award lol


T-7IsOverrated

Does the “No politics” rule still exist? There are so many political posts here nowadays.


FreeFloor3339

How many reposts are you guys typically inundated with? Whenever I go on this sub, I can't help but feel bad for you poor bastards. The same twitter post+ratios from almost a year ago are kept circulating, etc. I wish all you good health.


thatirishguy0

Hey, why do you mods keep locking posts on this sub?


XLVIICUTS

Can you let my post be shown...


unhandledpragmati

You dont know the rules of the game and there is no way you know. Why is this even a headline. I think this belongs in r/unpopularopinion rather than r/politicsIt is a joke about the candidates not accepting the debate rules. Which is exactly what everyone wants.


pipopapupupewebghost

I donno if I'll be a good mod for this sub but I am from Israel so I think maybe it can work cause time zone just need some training maybe I'll fit


Bike_Best1004

Why would anyone want to be a pawn in a manipulative world of feces?


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Safe-Maybe-6411

https://t.me/joinchat/SvQ4Jcx_DtFjZTRk


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man-i-dnt-know

It’s been 100 days and… NOTHING HAS CHANGED yay!


Various_Beach862

Be the change you want to see in the r/MurderedByWords world


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JasonVanJason

Only if I can push through posts that align with my own internal political narrative and ban posters that disagree with me


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Environmental-Win836

Overnight mod?


Molag_Balgruuf

Aren’t you the same dude that just posted a reply to someone saying abortion is bad that wasn’t actually even close to a murder? Like wtf constitutes getting murdered by words😂


KiwiNuken

I read "overweight moderators wanted" and I thought it was just an attempt of murder.


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delete_user-8d7f6

Wish i could apply, but sadly im in the US :/


ExcellentTrade7359

yep get off this site with your bs


ExcellentTrade7359

or a bunch of fake ass people either way you flip flop


Upside_Down-Bot

„dolɟ dılɟ noʎ ʎɐʍ ɹǝɥʇıǝ ǝldoǝd ssɐ ǝʞɐɟ ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ɹo„


II_GH05TY_II

What's the pay rate?


Various_Beach862

In case you’re still seeking a response, I believe the answer is internet abuse


Various_Beach862

Presumably about one metric fuck ton per hour


II_GH05TY_II

Really no pay?


Various_Beach862

I mean, I could be wrong, but I feel like the last bullet point is pretty strong evidence.


Various_Beach862

I could be wrong again, but I feel like being a Reddit mod isn’t the most lucrative of all roles. Most volunteer to deal with people’s bullshit to keep a sub they like decently in like with its purpose.


abcxyztpg

Applied.


ShaneDawsonsPetCat

i read this as "overweight mods wanted"


JustEnoughForACoffee

I just joined the sub and saw this. If you're still looking after awhile of chilling here, although I'm American I have a fucked internal clock and normally chill out at night while sleeping during the day (yay to the nocturnal idiot I am) so I'll probably apply.


Digiboy62

Overnight? I thought you said *overweight.* Because there's plenty of the latter...


Various_Beach862

As I read this, all I could think was “not all heroes wear capes.” Thank you for your service, you poor bastards.


DanceBoiDancing

The entire country is basically a conspiracy. What an embarrassing joke.


Seag1e

Oh sorry I read it as "overweight mods needed" but I'm sure you're well rounded in that category already.


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beerbellybegone

We pay in Soros-bucks


Modzrcrackheadz

How much crack do we get?


Early_Power_5366

Are u still looking for ppl ?


Dcln-e

Best I can do is check Reddit occasionally and delete all negative feedback I receive.


Bottled_Fire

Nope, out, too many soft softies on this sub. -27 for not liking a fucking fantastic four film is bullshit and brigading. Do your fucking job.


Witty-Shoulder-9499

More about Pelosi lol


fortnitekingpin

I read this as overweight...


Some_Yesterday1304

You do not want overnight moderators, what you want is a moderator living on the other side of the planet, where it will be day at the time you want him to moderate.


SnowlessWhite

OMG OMG.. OMG…. Thank you….. thank you… now i am not the overnight moderator you seek but.. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SUB.. thankyou rational adult thought…NOT COLOR SEX OR ECONOMICALLY DRIVEN… JUST REAL RATIONAL COMMON SENSE TALK… please lets STAMP OUT THE EXCUSE CULTURE AND… MAKE AMERICA HAVE A BACKBONE AGAIN..


toweirdtocare

Not just Americans in this sub tho...


atheist_bunny_slave

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?


SnowlessWhite

Oh noooo cheering loud .. thought i found a sub with a backbone not a warm fuzzy feeling place… lololol.. why would it bother you if i was shouting .. so what… who cares.. really just think about the impact of this attitude…


atheist_bunny_slave

Haha, okay, cheering is good lol.


SnowlessWhite

Thankyou for that kind reply .. my post etiquette is like my punctuation.. A CHOICE .. lolol


FantasticSouth

Can you stop being a pussy and allow people to post whatever they like?


crazycatladyinpjs

You could always create your own group if that’s what you want