By - Jael89
Stone kills are funny regardless of who gets crushed.
If you hit it, you get a kill and a laugh.
If you miss it, you get a laugh
It's always good!
For me its same for the catapult, yes its more common for people to get angy and votekick but its allways funny.
5 team kills for 1 enemy? Worft it!
If it's a net positive then I don't mind a bit of collateral, otherwise you really should know better than to fire into crowds.
Blue, red, all just wheat before my catapult thresher.
Nah, if i get my hands in the ceta you bet your ass im fireing in to any crowd i see, freindly or not.
I get a rush from stone tosses, be it five enemies or five team mates.
It's always a bit of a gamble, it really is quite a rush
The blood God isn't a picky drinker
My favorite moment ever in this game was when me and 5 of my teammates were on top of the tower in crossroads that has the bombard. I was manning the bombard and saw an enemy climb up the ladder, so anyway, I started blasting.
After killing the enemy, myself, and 5 of my teammates, I got to say "gottem" in chat before getting votekicked.
Some people call it gravity, I call it fate
When you fire the catapult with a trajectory to hit the entire enemy team then your team moves into it while theirs move out
Look out below or to the spawn you go
Say "my bad" in chat. Instantly absolved of all sin.
I don’t ever aim them or look, just throw and hope
This situation is actually far better than what he originally aimed for
Me when I’m using catapult be like:
West coast us folk tell tale of a man whom only used stones for a time. This kingly hero was know as Nutdealer if memory serves.
When you accidentally fire the mortar in the main fight
pg down kings
I remember I dropped a stone from the arch just ahead of blue spawn on crossroads, and I killed TWO horses who were going for eachother in a joust. Was the prime of my gameplay
As a stone main I can relate to this anguish, however at the end of the day we're just farming kills, sometimes they come from our own team.
When you blind swing with the maul cause you hear someone running up from behind and realized that you just merkd a medic dwarf
What porn is this from
Gru Gets Gaped, Episode 1 part 2