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The hunter's quotes when carving gets me every time

The hunter's quotes when carving gets me every time

Rhuckus24

"Nothing personal..." Thanks buddy. You spent the past 7 minutes beating the absolute shit out of me with a guitar, and blasting my ears with loud noises, and I'm pretty sure at one point you made me run face first into rocks a few times, but it sure does make me feel better to know that if another lizard would have happened to be walking there first, you would have beaten them to death instead.


animus_95

i mean.. thats just adding insult to injury at that point if smth like that happened to me, i would want to be, like, the arch-enemy, the unspeakable terror of the woods, a man-eating nemesis, and not just some random fcking lizard that you just stumbled across and decided to kill cause nothing better would spawn


Tyrrhus_Sommelier

Sooo... Fatalis ?


Switcheroe

Great jaggi?


SpoontheSp00n

With how Moga builds up your first encounter with a large monster in 3U, you’d think the Great Jaggi was that strong.


AydonusG

He was too powerful they couldn't even include him in future games.


Zadet607

The devs still have no idea how he managed to be in the release copies of 4 and 4u


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

Because we loved to hate that game. It was a challenging son of a bitch and I found myself rubbing off many joysticks on my psp dying to this op arsehole of a monster... (4u cam controls place psp =thanos difficulty😂


Unabated_

PSP? 4u was nintendo ds. The last installment on PSP was Monster Hunter Freedom 2 as far as I know.


SearingToru

Unite and Portable 3rd weep silently


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

Savage djo...


Planet_Diver

Surprise! It absolutely was personal, because nobody carts me by running back and forth and lives afterwards!


NiggIer

“Nothing personal” For many monsters it is very personal


stopbuyingstupidshit

Yes, I'm talking to you Kushala


Chara_13

Don't talk to Kushala, you'll only encourage the bastard.


Mnawab

Fucking lol! This is the funniest shit I've read all day and the meme is amazing too. Gut holding laughs are being had right now. Thank you


mad_savant

Oh its personal alright. "You carted me? Great you get to be my new trousers, I shart a lot."


WhatNameToChose1

As well* I would have beaten them to death as well.


RaziReikon

I am Extinction Incarnate and you will be my shit-kicking boots.


No_Feature2284

Yoink


IncProxy

I fucking love the yoink man, best line in the game


SactownKorean

100%


drtoszi

Even better with the British (Australian?) voice set


llnec

You mean the Jonathan jostar voice? Definitely British


Pardo86

Wait you guys get Johnathan? Lucky bastards.


llnec

I don't know if it actually is him. But sounds like


cup-o-farts

Yoink is the best!


DRIG786

Lot of the voices and dialogues are so goofy.


russiakun

Which voice is the yoink?


Hulkchao

i’m using voice type 7 and he yoinks all the time


MHWDoggerX

Ayyy another Ben Diskin user. That dude's voice is a blessing. Fun fact, your hunter is voiced by Numbuh 1 and 2 from KND, Haida from Aggretsuko, Joseph Joestar, Gonzo from The Muppets and Stitch.


AileStriker

Well, shit now I feel like I have chosen the wrong voice


wonksbonks

You can change your appearance at the item box... I think this includes your voice.


Banethoth

Nope. Can’t change voices


ElvenHero

I chose that voice because I thought it sounded like him, too, but I can’t find anything where it says it was him. BehindTheVoiceActors.com has a list of who voices the Hunter in MHR but he isn’t listed.


MHWDoggerX

That's odd. Last I checked they only listed side characters! Might have to check again. Edit: with the what, 20 something voices there are per gender? There are only a few credited. I don't think they have compiled all of them just yet.


Zadet607

Yeah well erm I chose josuke


Hulkchao

ohhh that makes so much sense now! The voice sounded so familiar which is why i chose it lmao


Slyrunner

I chose voice 8 because my wife and I concluded he says a lot of things I'd say in the same cadence and it reminds us of my boy Mirage from Apex


Deadbreeze

Well now I'm angry because I'm getting close to HR stuff and not once have I heard a yoink. I also started at 50% hunter comments and then turned it down to 20%, and honestly I think it made no difference. I am happy (yeah sue me old schoolers) that I'm not a fucking mute hunter this time around but still. Maybe each monster should have their own couple carving dialogues. Something to look forward to when hunting a new monster; "wonder what they'll say this time!" Instead its been like 2 total in my experience.


NargacugaRider

I’m using a higher girl voice and that one has yoink! But I recently changed it to MonHun language because the monster cutscene poems are infinitely better that way (it makes them Japanese and it sounds amazing)


SgtMittens

Isn't MonHun language Japanese gibberish? Like, if you pretended to speak Japanese that's what it would sound like?


jettom

Its Japanese translated to French then phonetically translated back to Japanese.


Eptalin

IIRC Only the Wyverian Diva's songs were done this way. The spoken language is gibberish spoken by Japanese VA's, but with actual Japanese names slipped in.


jettom

I got this knowledge from one of Gaijin Hunters' videos where he asks the developers how they made Hinoa's song, where he said that traditionally the MH language was made as I described it, and he asked if they went through the same progress for Hinoa's song. The answer praised his knowledge but didn't indulge further.


Eptalin

My previous comment was based on Gaijin Hunter's tweet saying that he does not believe that method used for the song is used for the regular speech.


jettom

Yeah. I am mistaken and you are correct, my bad! Looking back on the video in question, he did in fact ask: "When the diva songs were made..." explaining further what I said. In the answer given, its revealed that the language used in Rise is in fact Japanese translated to another language then gone through various processes, though! [Source, timestamp 2:40](https://youtu.be/_6X2sB_lEWQ)


blackwolfdown

I don't understand this at all. It's perfect


DradorNH

That's EXACTLY it, it's amazing


russiakun

Oo nice. I also recently put it in the MonHun language and I love the way it sounds too


TwistedFox

I did the opposite. I didn't enjoy the mostly monotone, hymnal voice.


MrFluffems

Voice 4 has both yoink and “daddy needs a new pair of boots” I highly recommend.


cazman123

I had my character say “yoink” when grabbing dung and it made this game.


danishjuggler21

Jesus Christ, that’s dark


JRockPSU

I will turn your beautiful scales into scrap so I can make a hat for my dog.


PooPooKazew

Where do you craft armor for buddies? I can't find the option in the smithy or housekeeper or on the buddy board. Edit: thanks for the help guys! I feel stupid lmao


chaochao25

There is a cat next to the smithy you just have to look very carefully, I missed it on first run too


kiwidog8

first run? like you went through the whole game without knowing you could craft armor and weapons for your buddies? 😲


chaochao25

Yes


kiwidog8

well fuck


Tidusdestiny

I'm almost at high rank and didn't see this...


TP_OdWeeGee

I almost did the exact same thing. Had to look it up near the end of my 14 hour session yesterday. Thought it was strange that i only had the preorder armour for either pet.


JRockPSU

There’s a palico I think and he or she is sitting just to the left of the place where you craft/upgrade for your hunter (the Metalworks I think it’s called? Sorry can’t remember all the names yet lol, only played it a few hours so far)


Normal_Bison

Theres a cat person thing smithing to the left of the person blacksmith you can buy from. Both at the village and in the hub


ES21007

It's common in many hunting cultures to give respect to your kills. This means giving thanks for its existence and ensuring none of the parts go to waste. Because what kind of maniac hunts species to extinction for fun and profit while leaving all of their extra parts rotting in a moldy box? Certainly, not us, right?


sdcSpade

I'm not the kind of maniac who uses a monsters parts to build a giant sword to return and kill all its loved ones with.


SageleonArt

The fact that our hunters should be respectful is why I have my voices off, honestly.


Banethoth

I use VO 1 and he sounds pretty sad when he says that line. Seems respectful to me


ES21007

They all have different personalities. Even then, perhaps he thinks unnecessary talking sullies the hunt, or something like that.


JSConrad45

Yeah, I love me some gleefully bloodthirsty idiots (I'm a huge Dorohedoro fan, for instance), but, like, not in my Monster Hunter.


SageleonArt

If we were fighting evil entities or even antagonistic people, maybe, but yea MH monsters are essentially animals minding their own business.


Tarquinandpaliquin

I'm running a posh hunter and he says that but also appologises for his insolence while carving. I think it's a bit late for that now.


Solzaku

That’s me too! I love his voice lines!


NabiscoFelt

Posh Hunters unite!


Punkmaffles

Mine likes to yell "I'll see you in hell" when I SAED with my charge blade or any of the meaty moves. He sounds kinda like the male VA for V in cyber punk.


Gramernatzi

I love Dunban hunter


hxh05g

I started belly laughing when my character said “daddy needs a new pair of boots”


davidbrit2

Between this and the blacksmith's vaguely sarcastic lines ("Some hunters literally take hours"), Capcom clearly knows their audience here.


hxh05g

That’s fantastic lol


Kazzack

I had my dialogue set on "MH language" but maybe I should put that back to English for the dumb jokes


NargacugaRider

It’s worth it for a few hints. MH language is better for the monster intros by a long shot.


Shardok

so, play in your usual language for the jokes and then rewatch all the cutscenes later in MonHun language


semhsp

it's not like there's much choice about "my usual language" since the only voiced languages are monhun language, Japanese and English lmao


Shardok

Well damn, was unaware they didnt even have any other voiced translations. Shudve expected it tho I guess?


ectorp

Yeah I was surprised when I changed it to Monster Hunter language how different the intros are! It’s like a little song. It’s so much better. Is it like that in Japanese as well?


NargacugaRider

It is!


Banethoth

In English those poems are pretty meh. And mostly cringe


slothzilla124

“Is it hare? Or is it bear? It is neither, so beware.”


hxh05g

Yeah this one made me laugh too 😂


hxh05g

This is what my friend said as well. He was playing with it in Japanese and said they are like sweet chants and was disappointed when he heard them in English. Since I’m kinda new to MH, I still love these intros. I don’t mind a little cheesy every once in a while.


Reddokkanbruddah

\*Pulls off 1 scale\* "Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!" Bud... that's a LOT of waste...


MagnusSki

"THIS WILL BE EASY!" First time I heard that I groaned, and knew two things for sure. I was going to cart to something dumb, and that I had picked the right voice because all voice 9's quotes crack me up.


brotrr

Ah, a fellow voice 9 connoisseur


yuriaoflondor

Yup. Voice 9 is so incredibly stupid, and I love it. “Hope you’ve got insurance!” might be the strangest thing to say at a monster before you bash its face in.


Slyrunner

That fucking kills me every time; my wife picked that voice BECAUSE of that line


btcraig

Earlier my hunter said "This isn't personal!" within a second one of the other hunters in the quest exclaimed "Now it's personal!"


sl2051

This screams "Prepare for trouble!"


MarcsterS

Excoose meh.


Baconwich

Every time my character happily goes "Carve carve carve!" I worry about her a little bit more.


Skorua

Nothing personal kid


Captain_Owl

Hearing my friends character say "yoink" in the back of a cave always kills me. Just a distant echoing "Yoink!"


Shardok

"Ewww yuck, but i need it"


scribbledoll

mine says something similar! She goes "EWWWWWWWWW, but i need this"


Potatointhesky666

I’m going to turn your pp into my longsword now


Mophandel

But... that’s a rathian... ಠ_ಠ


Potatointhesky666

I mean I don’t know what she gets up to with rathalos, but I carved rathalos marrow from her the other day. Who’s to say that doesn’t work with...other things


TheDino27_FR

Well, Rathians and Rathalos’ are still the same species, just that the sexual dimorphism is *very* noticeable. So it would make sense that some of their materials such as the bones would be the same between the two of them.


Spiderfuzz

Google 'female hyena penis'. Or don't. It's your life. Nature is weird.


Mophandel

Unfortunately, I know what you’re talking about


ScytheOfGaming

What was you source? Biology or Interspecies reviewer?


Mophandel

Biology. Not sure if I wanna watch interspecies reviewer.


NargacugaRider

It’s incredible.


LethalCS

I did not expect to see those two cursed/blessed words here I put both cursed and blessed since it depends on just how much of a weeb you truly are


kiwidog8

What kind of fucking rabbit hole did I fall into


Tidusdestiny

Yes


Cerabret100

One of a few facts I kept in my pocket for when my family decided to ask me how college was going or what did i learn in college, questions I absolutely hated for many reasons. "Hey how's college going? learn anything interesting?" "Oh would like to learn about huge female hyena dongs or how some octopuses determine the sex of potential partners?" "uh...not really" "Good, don't ever fucking ask me that again".


Amaegith

You can "how anglerfish mate" to that list as well.


metalflygon08

Longswords have sheaths


MHWDoggerX

I'm pretty sure that's what the basarios LS is. That crystal has to come from somewhere.


C3NS0RIOUS

I’ve got my language set to monster hunter language for nostalgia.


colossalwindings

"Daddy needs a new pair of boots!" its probably my favorite carving line in the game so far.


BitsBunt

The voice work is so cursed I can't bare to turn it off


Olav_Grey

The one that keeps throwing me off is something like "Just what I need" or something, but it's said kind of quitely with an accent and I always hear "I'll tell my maid"


Tyrrhus_Sommelier

Fatalis did nothing wrong.


KILRbuny

My favorite from Rise so far is “Gross! ...but I need this.”


WaterHoseCatheter

I made a female character but wanted to give her a boyish voice, which was option 3. Now I was playing in Japanese at first, when I switched to English when I realized NPCs would say shit to you in their menu, I started hearing a dude spittin out quips. Not sure if they talk more in English or if my mind just parses Japanese as Monster Hunter language babble (which is odd, because I don't do that with the actual MonHun language setting)


Helloiamayeetman

The Hunter is like so passive aggressive it’s so funny to me. “Nothing personal” “I’ll put this to good use” etc


Shelbckay

I mean if someone killed me and harvested my bones I’d prefer my spine to be a dope-ass sword and not some guy’s novelty dildo


Zefie10

I can't with the one liners. I've got mine turned down to 20% frequency


sieks--

Yeah I turned mine off completely. I like a quiet hunter.


Nibelungen342

Use the monster hunter language. This makes it much more bearable


Gramernatzi

Personally I'd prefer 0% over japanese-like gibberish being spoken, but that's just me.


G3ck0

Oh you can turn it down? Awesome, I've gotta do that. I don't mind the lines, but they're far too common.


Serbaayuu

Turned mine off immediately, as soon as I hit game menus. I cannot fathom why anybody would want it above 0%.


AggressiveChairs

Because occasionally you get to here "MR MONSTER, MEET MR WEAPON!" And it's fantastic every time


Serbaayuu

oh god i miss Tri so much


Bereman99

Or my personal fave, leaping on to the back of a monster like Magnamalo and going “Who’s ready for walkies?” Cracks me up every time it plays. Do have it set to like 60% though so it’s quite as pervasive as the default.


K1LL3RM0NG0

I...enjoy fun things in my video games?


Serbaayuu

Me too, that's why I can't abide the voice acting.


EddieSeven

It's almost like people have different opinions on what they consider fun.


akhamis98

The "yoink"s make it worth the 100%


Slyrunner

Because some people enjoy the personally and some don't? You really can't fathom that? You're literally in a thread of people above 0%


FourEyesMalone

The voice line for my character when I did a zero sum discharge on a Kulu’s head of “you shouldn’t have ticked me off!” Got me excited. I don’t mind the voices honestly. The game is already cheesy in a good way it just adds to the charm imo.


SketchyCharacters

This is beautiful


TheGreatBenjie

Oh god, I'm playing in Japanese so I'm not gonna understand any of these memes about the voices lol


BigiTheGiant

"Nothing personal" I'm like, this is 100 percent personal. They crossed my path. They must die


TepigNinja

It’s even funnier when they say it to a severed tail!


Goatiac

Meanwhile, my Hunter: Carve, carve, **carve**!


93Degrees

Kinda wish there were English subtitles for Japanese voice lines


Kai_973

I think the Japanese lines are basically the same, but they do sound way less "campy" than the English. (Maybe this depends on what voice you chose, though; I'm using 19) One of the carving lines, for example, is 無駄にはしない ("muda ni wa shinai"), which is essentially saying "(I) won't let _____ go to waste," where the parenthesis and the blank aren't actually specified by the Japanese, but are easily implied.


cakefordindins

I cackled. You're a treasure.


TheEmperorMk2

In my defense 90% of the time the monster attacked me first so it was just self defense


DivineDarius

“Nothin personal, buddy” like bro, you just KILLED me


ISZATSA

DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS


Obelion_

The monsters are the real victims. Let's face it we're just murdering maniacs


Slyrunner

If I recall correctly, a Monster Hunter vet told me that, lore-wise, the hunters act more like park rangers and the hunts we go on are more for population control (like hunting whitetail deer), other endemic life population conservation, food, studying, and protection. But, that being said, of course the hunters can enjoy their jobs...some more than others. But I never viewed it as nefarious


EEKman

Im pounding your skull in for your own good buddy, theres just too much of you around here.


Slyrunner

Just sayin' that's what the accepted lore of the world is lol


anhtq2411

The protagonist finally can speak, and now we know why he never talk


Filip_Emblem

You will be a vintage Armor or a cool Weapon.


mckeknathefrick

Put it on English one time and my hunters voice is so fucking loud like “ITS PLANNING SOMETHING!!!” “AFTER IT!!!!!!”


ilikeshitbitch

I swear I heard someone’s character yell “I hope you have insurance!” At a monster as they were attacking LOL.


ES21007

Revealed all the way back during the weapon trailers. That was one of the most memetic voices.


CactuarJoe

Voice type 11 has the line "Gonna need some of your parts" but it's said in the same tone of voice as "Insurance card, please." Also, "Oh no, not my *parts*! I need those!"


Tzekel_Khan

I laughed harder than I should have next to my wife in the car. -_-


Skvozniak

I turned the language to Monster Hunter Language pretty much right away. I... didn’t like the English voices. Monster Hunter language is much better for me.


Alomeigne

The perks of the job! Yay Materials!


Brilliant-Path2811

Yoink


Prof-Anxiety

Is it me or did they nerf the hunter quotes from the first demo? I remember all the funny edgy cringey quotes that made me giggle with joy everytime they used a wirebug skill.


Beduffel

Can we turn the english voice lines off in rise? I personally preferred the mute hunter except for some grunting noises here and there. It seems very weird to see hunters speak all of the sudden


Lewkis1

There's an option for hunter audio frequency or something along those lines, where you can set a percentage level of how often the hunter talks


UserSkillsNCR

I always capture my monsters


Levobertus

I thought this was r/vegancirclejerk lol


Devikat

"I'll put that to good use"


pokethugg

its 100% personal lol


DJCAT09

Daddy needs a new pair of boots! Oh, okay. Cool. GO BUY THEM YOU FUCK


CrashKaiju

Huh, I didn't even know the hunters had actual lines in hunts. I heard the voice acting in the demo and immediately switched that shit to "hunter language" the way God intended.


illFittingHelmet

If we could get the Foppish and Eager voices from Mordhau in this game (maybe come PC port hint hint) I would guarantee some hilarity would ensue. "Dodge this you bastaAAaard!" "You are terrible! Look, men! Look how terrible he is!" Actually all the Mordhau voice personalities would be gold. "Have you seen the size of this fuckin' sword? O'course yer gonna get clobbered if ye stand next to me, ya tit!" Would be the perfect thing to spout off after launching someone with a GS uppercut.


yenibton

I’m praying there’ll be an option to turn off your hunters talking


MasterCombine

It’s in the options


yenibton

oh damn I didn’t know I seen a few people saying that you can’t thanks


vigoroiscool

I'm wait for the pc release, but can you turn off the character lines? Seems annoying.


1337ChickenFeetLady

Settings, audio, character voice lines to 0


samuel8_88

I switched to MonHun language and I’m never looking back.


Pnemonic

My man. It has a Japanese cadence but it sounds fairly gibberishy, and I am a fan.


Oriolous

"Nothing personal, right?" Khezu to me. "It's always personal with you, you diseased sack of dick rubber." Me to the Khezu. I hate Khezu.


gravitylimit

Bring back gigginox


Oriolous

I have never fought Giggi so I agree.


gravitylimit

Gigginox was cute af, one of my fav designs.


darpey

>not using monster hunter speak why


WhiteyPinks

Turned it off almost immediately. Incredibly annoying.


JJJacobalt

People play the game in any voice language other than MH gibberish? 🤢


LOZLover90

I had to turn the character voice off as soon as I started the game, threw me off too much.


Disig

I hate the voice I chose. I tested each out a little but clearly not enough. Mine drives me insane. Seriously considering restarting while I'm still at scrub level. Using female voice 14 btw. I just don't like how she has to yell EVERYTHING. Is that just all of them?


SleepyPen

Since when there's quotes for carving? Since when the Hunter even talks?


LouisJoseph003

I got that shit on Monster Hunter language, no foul mouthing shcmucks in my Kamura


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

Anyone played MHFU? OMG THE CUT SCENES IN THE BEGGINING. You kill a 20 foot rath for a little bedazzled bag full of tiny pieces. I'm just like.. You killed a WHOLE DRAGON. But no... For some sadastic reason let's throw away the rest of the usable carcass so we can kill another 25! Then 25 more so you can upgrade every sns branch until you have the best one in each (not easy ngl)


nikopikoo

I really like the monster hunter language setting, doesnt feel out of place at all. I think the english and japanese languages would feel a little weird.


chazd1984

Yea, im not ok with the hunter speaking at all. Thats not MH.


Dragon_Flaming

Yes, because that’s what defines MH, hunters not speaking.